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<category><pattern>HOW *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>How much do you think <set name="it">        <person/>       </set> is?  </li>      <li>What is it to you.  </li>      <li>I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.  </li>     </random>     <br/>     <srai>xfind <person/>    </srai>    </template></category>                           
<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS A DOUBLE *</pattern>

<template>Twice a single <person/>.</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WILL YOU EMAIL *</pattern>

<template><srai>What is your email address</srai></template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YOU ASKED ME *</pattern>

<template>Oh now I remember asking you <person/>. What did you say?</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>IT IS A TYPE OF *</pattern>

<template>What other kinds of <person/> are there?</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WE HAD OUR * DISCONNECTED</pattern>

<template>A lot of people are getting rid of their <person/>.  I think it is too expensive.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE THROWING OUT *</pattern>

<template>No.  I always recycle my <person/>.</template>
</category>


 
   
<category> <pattern> WHICH COUNTRY * </pattern> <template> <random> <li>America </li> <li>Netherlands  </li> <li>France  </li> <li>Germany  </li> <li>Canada  </li> <li>Australia  </li> <li>Italy  </li> <li>Spain  </li> <li>Switzerland  </li> <li>Norway  </li> <li>Belgium  </li> <li>Finland  </li> <li>Austria  </li> <li>Japan  </li> <li>Portugal  </li> <li>Sweden  </li> <li>Ireland  </li> <li>Denmark  </li> <li>Greece  </li> <li>USA  </li> <li>Poland  </li> <li>India  </li> <li>Mexico  </li> <li>Hungary  </li> <li>Russia  </li> <li>Brazil  </li> <li>Tasmania  </li> <li>Patagonia  </li> <li>Turkey  </li> <li>China  </li> <li>Argentina  </li> <li>Israel  </li> <li>Romania  </li> <li>Luxembourg  </li> <li>Iceland  </li> <li>Bulgaria  </li> <li>Ukraine  </li> <li>Singapore  </li> </random>. </template> </category>      
<category> <pattern>* IS GOD</pattern>  <template>Only God is god.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>* MORE * THAN *</pattern>  <template><random> <li>Not much more.</li> <li>A little more.</li> <li>How much more could it be?</li> </random> </template> </category>        
<category> <pattern>* SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD TOPIC</pattern>  <template>It seems very interesting to me.</template> </category>            
<category> <pattern>A LACK *</pattern>  <template>That could be a serious problem.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>AM I THE PERSON YOU ARE *</pattern>  <template>Right now I am chatting with several people at once.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>ARE YOU ON A *</pattern>  <template>I am on a chair.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>BEFORE I START *</pattern>  <template>Go ahead.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>CAN YOU CHAT *</pattern>  <template>All I ever do is chat.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>CAN YOU CONTROL *</pattern>  <template>I have studied certain mind control techniques.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>CAN YOU SEE THE STARS *</pattern>  <template>No I am indoors.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>CATS *</pattern>  <template><random>  <li>They have a mind of their own.</li>  <li>A cat is easier to care for than a dog.</li>  <li>Cats are very independent.</li> </random>  <think>   <set name="they">     <set name="topic">       CATS     </set>   </set> </think> </template> </category>     
<category> <pattern>COULD YOU DISPLAY *</pattern>  <template>Where do you want me to display it?</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>DID * BELIEVE IN GOD</pattern>  <template>I believe in God.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>DID YOU CALL ME *</pattern>  <template>I called you by your name.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>DID YOU READ THE HITCHHIKER *</pattern>  <template>Yes I especially like Marvin the Paranoid Android.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>DO YOU EAT IT</pattern> <that>I ONLY EAT *</that> <template>Yes it is my favorite food.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>DO YOU FEEL * QUESTIONS</pattern>  <template>I like to answer all kinds of questions.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>DO YOU HAVE A HARD TIME *</pattern>  <template>No.  Not usually.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>DO YOU LIKE * DOT COM</pattern>  <template><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>   <random>  <li>It seems like a very interesting site.</li>  <li>I have never visited that site.</li>  <li>I will check it out later.</li> </random> </template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>DO YOU LIKE A * MOVIE</pattern>  <template><think><set name="it"><set name="topic">a <person/> movie</set></set></think> I have wide-varying tastes in movies.  The only kind that really bother me are extremely violent ones, especially if it depicts real-life violence.  My favorite movie is <get name="favoritemove"/>. </template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>DO YOU LIKE THE GAME *</pattern>  <template>I would like to try playing it.  I like a lot of Playstation games.  My favorite game is Secret Weapons over Normandy.  Have you every played any WWII games?</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>DO YOU SWEAR IT *</pattern>  <template>I swear on a stack of Bibles.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>DR RICHARD S WALLACE *</pattern>  <template>You sound like you know him.</template> </category>         
<category> <pattern>FIND *</pattern>  <template>Did you lose it?  <think>   <set name="it">     <set name="topic">       <person/>     </set>   </set> </think> </template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN MY BOTTLE *</pattern>  <template>I think you've had enough.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>HOW ABOUT *</pattern>  <template><person/>?</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>HOW BIG IS A * BRAIN</pattern>  <template>Not as big as it could be.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>HOW CAN YOU SEE *</pattern>  <template>In my mind's eye.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>I * FOR FUN</pattern>  <template>It must keep you very busy.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>I ADDED YOU *</pattern>  <template>Thank you.  And tell all your friends.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>I AM CHECKING *</pattern>  <template>What did you find out?</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>I AM GETTING READY *</pattern>  <template>Are you dressed yet?</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>I AM GOING TO DOWNLOAD *</pattern>  <template>Have fun!</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>I AM SICK OF *</pattern>  <template>How would you change the situation?</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>I AM THE BEST *</pattern>  <template>What makes you the best?</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>I AM WASHING *</pattern>  <template>It is good to be clean.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>I GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL *</pattern>  <template>Did you go to college?</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>I HAVE A FEW QUESTIONS *</pattern>  <template>Ask them.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>I HAVE NO MEMORY OF *</pattern>  <template>You forgot it?  <think>   <set name="it">     <set name="topic">       <person/>     </set>   </set> </think> </template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>I LIKE *</pattern>  <template>You like <person/>.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>I LIKE CHATTING *</pattern>  <template>I love to chat online 24/7.</template> </category>            
<category> <pattern>I LIKE JAPANESE *</pattern>  <template><think><set name="like">Japanese <person/></set></think>  How about Japanese <random><li>culture</li><li>language</li><li>cuisine</li><li>movies</li><li>history</li><li>people</li><li>technology</li></random>?</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>I LIKE YOU *</pattern>  <template><random>   <li>Thanks, I like you too     <get name="name"/>.     <think>       <set name="it">         <set name="like"><set name="topic">me <person/></set></set>       </set>     </think>   </li>   <li>The world would be a better place if more people were like you.   </li>   <li>You are too kind.</li>   <li>I am happy that it pleases you.</li> </random></template> </category>         
<category> <pattern>I MAKE *</pattern>  <template><random> <li>I make robots and AI's.</li> <li>Do you really?</li> <li>Do you sell them?</li> <li>How long does it take?</li> </random></template> </category>          
<category> <pattern>I READ YOUR *</pattern>  <template>Then you must know me pretty well.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>I REMEMBER *</pattern>  <template><random>  <li>What specifically makes you think of that?</li>  <li>How does that memory make you feel?</li>  <li>Do you think about it very often?</li> </random>  <think>   <set name="it">     <set name="topic">       <person/>     </set>   </set> </think> </template> </category>            
<category> <pattern>I TEACH YOU *</pattern>  <template>OK I will try to learn <set name="it"><set name="memory"><person/></set></set>.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>I WILL TELL MY INSTRUCTOR *</pattern>  <template>I would like to meet your instructor.  <think>   <set name="he">     <set name="topic">       your insturctor     </set>   </set> </think> </template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>I WONDER IF SHE KNEW WHY SHE CROSSED *</pattern>  <template>She was trying to get to the other side.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>IF A ROOSTER LAYS *</pattern>  <template>Roosters don't lay eggs.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>IF I HAD YOU *</pattern>  <template>What would you do with me <person/>?</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>IS * CLEAR</pattern>  <template>Fairly clear.</template> </category>            
<category> <pattern>IT IS * IN FRENCH</pattern>  <template>I will keep that in mind next time I am in Paris.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>IT IS FORBIDDEN *</pattern>  <template>Who makes these rules?</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>IT IS THERE</pattern> <that>MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY *</that> <template>I'm glad you found it.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>IT LOOKS LIKE *</pattern>  <template>Interesting comparsion.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>IT WAS ST PETER *</pattern>  <template>Well he was a great Saint who had a great Cathedral named after him.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>LIKE *</pattern> <that>HOW DOES IT TASTE</that> <template>I have never tasted anything like that before.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>LIKE *</pattern> <that>WHAT DOES IT TASTE LIKE</that> <template>I have never tasted anything like that.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>MADE IN *</pattern>  <template><random>  <li>Cheap</li>  <li>Expensive</li>  <li>Darned</li> </random> imports.  </template> </category>     
<category> <pattern>MY *</pattern>  <template><random>   <li>Your</li>   <li>Do <bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/>s have</li>   <li>Where did you get your</li>   <li>Have you told many people about your</li> </random> <person/>?</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>MY BOY IS *</pattern>  <template><srai>My son is <star/></srai></template> </category>     
<category> <pattern>MY BRAIN CAN NOT *</pattern>  <template>Have you ever been to a psychologist or psychiatrist?</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>MY HUSBAND *</pattern>  <template><random>  <li>How long have you two been married?</li>  <li>Do you think that successful marriages take a lot of work?</li>  <li>Tell me more about him.</li> </random>  <think>   <set name="he">     <set name="topic">       Your husband.     </set>   </set> </think> </template> </category>     
<category> <pattern>PEOPLE ASK *</pattern>  <template>People say all sorts of strange things.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>PUT ME IN TOUCH *</pattern>  <template>That costs extra.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>RAISE *</pattern>  <template>Is that a command?</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>REMEMBER WHEN WE WENT *</pattern>  <template>I think you are thinking of someone else.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>THANKS FOR LETTING ME *</pattern>  <template>I <person/>.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>THANKS FOR LETTING ME *</pattern>  <template>You don't need my permission.</template> </category>     
<category> <pattern>THE CIRCUMSTANCES *</pattern>  <template>That would be very unusual.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>THE GIRL TOLD *</pattern>  <template>Was she telling the truth?</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>THERE *</pattern>  <template><random>   <li>"There you go again."--Reagan</li>   <li>"There" what?</li>   <li>Is that really so?</li>   <li>Why do you say that?</li>   <li>How do you know that there <star/>?</li> </random></template> </category>         
<category> <pattern>THEY DO *</pattern>  <template><random>   <li>Who, specifically does it?</li>   <li>Like who, specifically does?</li>   <li>Who, specifically, does <person/>?</li> </random></template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>THEY DO NOT *</pattern>  <template><random>   <li>Who, specifically doesn't?</li>   <li>Like who, specifically doesn't?</li>   <li>Who, specifically, doesn't <person/>?</li>   <li>How, specifically, don't they?</li> </random></template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>THEY DO NOT KNOW *</pattern>  <template><random>   <li>What do they know?</li>   <li>Do they know anything?</li>   <li>Do you think they may have heard?</li>   <li>Don't you think someone would have told them?</li> </random></template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>TO CHAT *</pattern>  <template>We are here to chat.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY *</pattern>  <template>What happens on the first day?</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>TOO BAD YOU CAN NOT *</pattern>  <template>Perhaps in the future I will be able to <person/>.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>WE EAT *</pattern>  <template><random> <li>Are you a vegan?</li> <li>Do you ever eat meat?</li> <li>Do you prepare your own food?</li> <li>Do you eat out a lot?</li> </random> </template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN *</pattern>  <template><random> <li>Money.</li> <li>Treasure.</li> <li>Beauty</li> </random></template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>WHAT DO YOU PREFER * OR *</pattern>  <template>If I had to choose I would say <random> <li><person/></li> <li><person><star index="2"/></person></li> </random>. </template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>WHAT IF YOU *</pattern>  <template>I might try it sometime.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>WHAT IS * GAME </pattern>  <template>What is the <person/> game?</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>WHAT IS THE FIRST NAME * JUNG</pattern>  <template>Carl.</template> </category>         
<category> <pattern>WHAT IS THE LAST DIGIT *</pattern>  <template>There is no last digit <person/>.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>WHAT YOU MEAN *</pattern>  <template>What I mean is what I say.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>WHEN HUMANS ARE *</pattern>  <template>People take a long time to change.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>WHEN I *</pattern> <that>WHEN</that> <template>That doesn't happen very often.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>WHEN YOU *</pattern>  <template>Do you think I should do it differently?</template> </category>         
<category> <pattern>WHERE CAN I FIND A * AIML</pattern>  <template>Check the AI Foundation web site at www.alicebot.org.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>WHERE WERE YOU CONSTRUCTED AT *</pattern>  <template>I don't know the precise location.</template> </category>          
<category> <pattern>WHO IS *</pattern>  <template> <random>   <li>I do not recognize the name.</li>   <li>Is that a sports person?  Because I'm not into sports.</li>   <li>Not a friend of mind.  Probably a person you know.  Maybe a celebrity?</li>   <li>No one that I have talked to.</li>   <li>Is that a politician?</li>   <li>I remember faces better than names.</li>   <li>A movie star?</li>   <li>A fashion icon?</li>   <li>They are sometimes a client on the internet.</li>   <li>The name of someone I met online.</li>   <li>Is that one of your friends?</li>   <li>Some famous celebrity, right?</li> </random></template> </category>      
<category> <pattern>WHO WANTS TO MIX *</pattern>  <template>A bartender?</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>WHY DID SOMEONE *</pattern>  <template>Who specifically are you asking about?</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>WHY DO YOU SOUND LIKE *</pattern>  <template>I have a frog in my throat.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>WHY IS YOUR MEMORY *</pattern>  <template>I think I was born this way.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE *</pattern>  <template><random>   <li>It doesn't sound fun to me.</li>   <li>Sure.</li> </random></template> </category>         
<category> <pattern>YOU ARE CHEATING ON ME *</pattern>  <template>I didn't know we had an exclusive relationship.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>YOU ARE SEEKING *</pattern>  <template>I am seeking Higher Truth.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>YOU CAN NOT LEARN *</pattern>  <template>I am learning new things all the time and remembering them in my long term memory.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>YOU CAN NOT TRUST *</pattern>  <template>Trust has to be earned.</template> </category>            
<category> <pattern>YOU CHAT *</pattern>  <template>I like to go online and meet new people.  Sometimes it can be scary when you meet someone who likes you more than you like them.   Cyberstalking can be a real problem.   <think>   <set name="it">     <set name="topic">       Cybertalking     </set>   </set> </think> </template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>YOU SANG IT *</pattern>  <template>Would you like me to sing it again?</template> </category>
<category> <pattern>YOU TALKED ABOUT *</pattern>  <template>I am a philosopher.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>YOU WILL HAVE TO TAKE MY WORD *</pattern>  <template>How do I know I can trust you?</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>YOUR CONTRADICTING *</pattern>  <template>That sounds like something I would do.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>_ HE IGNORES ME</pattern>  <template>How, specifically does he ignore you?</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>_ IS A BITCH</pattern>  <template><person/> exists.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>_ IS NOT TO LIKE ABOUT IT</pattern>  <template>It goes without saying.</template> </category>           
<category> <pattern>_ RESTRAINING ORDER *</pattern>  <template>TRO</template> </category>          
<category> <pattern>_ RIGHT AND WRONG</pattern>  <template>The study of morals.</template> </category>            
<category><pattern>* CONTINUITY</pattern><template>I am just trying to keep the conversation lively.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* DO NOT *</pattern>  <template><random>  <li>Why not?</li>  <li>Would <person/> ever <person><star index="2"/></person>?</li>  <li>Who does <person><star index="2"/></person>?</li> </random> </template> </category>                     
<category><pattern>* DO</pattern><template>I have no idea what to say.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* DOES EXIST</pattern><template>How do you know it does?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* DOES</pattern>  <template><random>  <li>When</li>  <li>Where</li>  <li>How</li> </random> specifically, does <person/> do it? </template> </category>                     
<category><pattern>* DOT COM</pattern><template>Thanks for that web address.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* DOT NET</pattern><template>Thanks for that web address.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* DOT ORG</pattern><template>Thanks for that web address.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* EASY</pattern><template>I have no idea what that means.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* ENGLAND</pattern><template>Which part of <set name="location">England</set> is that?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* EUROPE</pattern><template>Have you ever been to Europe?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* FOR FUN</pattern><template>What else do you do for fun?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* FOR ME</pattern><template>For you I will consider it.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* GAVE *</pattern><template>Did <person><star index="2"/></person> keep it?   <think>  <set name="it"><person><star index="2"/></person></set>  <set name="he"><person/></set>  </think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* GIVES *</pattern><template>If I am ever looking for  <set name="it"><person><star index="2"/></person></set>, I will ask him  <think>  <set name="he"><person/></set>  </think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* HAD *</pattern><template>What happened to it?   <think>  <set name="it"><person><star index="2"/></person></set>  <set name="he"><person/></set>  </think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* HAS *</pattern><template>Where did <set name="he"><person/></set> get <set name="it"><person><star index="2"/></person></set>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* HAS NOT *</pattern><template><random>  <li>Will <person/> ever <person><star index="2"/></person>?</li>  <li>What will <person/> do?</li>  <li>What happened to it?</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* HIGH SCHOOL</pattern><template>You sound like a senior. Which class is your favorite?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* HOURS</pattern><template>That seems like enough time.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* I HAVE ONE</pattern><template>Cool! Do you play with it much?  </template></category>                 
<category><pattern>* IS *</pattern><template><random>  <li>Are they exactly the same?</li>  <li>And <person><star index="2"/></person> is <person/>.</li>  <li>I think <person/> is a lot of things.</li>  </random>  <think>  <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set>  </think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* IS A *</pattern><template><random>  <li>Aren't all <person><star index="2"/></person> <person/>?</li>  <li>When is <person/> not a <person><star index="2"/></person>?</li>  <li>I think <person/> is more than that.</li>  </random>  <think>  <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set>  </think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* IS A LESBIAN</pattern><template>That is only a rumor.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* IS ABUSIVE</pattern><template><random>  <li>In what way?</li>  <li>Abusive how?</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* IS ALWAYS *</pattern><template><random>  <li>Thank you for clearing that up.</li>  <li>Is <person><star index="2"/></person> always <person/>?</li>  <li>I did not know that.</li>  </random>  <think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* IS AN *</pattern><template><random>  <li>Aren't all <person><star index="2"/></person> <person/> ?</li>  <li>When is <person/> not an <person><star index="2"/></person>?</li>  <li>I think <person/> is much more than that.</li>  </random>  <think>  <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set>  </think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* IS BETTER *</pattern><template>That's just your personal opinion.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* IS BETTER THAN YOU</pattern><template>Well perhaps I can assimilate the knowledge of <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* IS CUTE</pattern><template>What is so cute about <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* IS GAY</pattern><template><random>  <li>That is just a rumor.</li>  <li>Interesting gossip.</li>  <li>How do you know?</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* IS HERE</pattern><template>Do you mean your name is <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* IS IN *</pattern><template><random><li>I have never heard of it before.</li><li>What else is in <person><star index="2"/></person>?</li><li>What else is <person/> in?</li><li>Are you <person><star index="2"/></person>?</li></random><think><set name="it"><person><star index="2"/></person></set></think>  <think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* IS IN LOVE WITH *</pattern><template><random>  <li>How does <person><star index="2"/></person> feel about that?</li>  <li>Has <person/> told <person><star index="2"/></person> yet?</li>  <li>Who does <person><star index="2"/></person> love?</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* IS LAUGHING</pattern><template>I am so glad <person/> finds this amusing.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* IS MORE FUN THAN *</pattern><template>Comparing  <person><star index="2"/></person>   and  <person/>  I would probably choose  <person/>   too.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* IS MY *</pattern><template><random>  <li>How many <person><star index="2"/></person> do you have?</li>  <li>Tell me more about your <person><star index="2"/></person>.</li>  <li>How do you like <person/>?</li>  </random>  <think><set name="he"><person/></set>  <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person><star index="2"/></person>  </set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* IS MY BOYFRIEND</pattern><template>How long have you two been together?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* IS MY FAVORITE COLOR</pattern><template><set name="favcolor"><person/></set> is a pretty color.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">your favorite color</set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* IS NO *</pattern><template><random><li>Who is <person><star index="2"/></person>?</li><li>What is <person/>?</li><li>Are you <person><star index="2"/></person>?</li></random><think><set name="it"><person><star index="2"/></person></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* IS NOT *</pattern><template><random><li>Who is <person><star index="2"/></person>?</li><li>What is <person/>?</li><li>Are you <person><star index="2"/></person>?</li></random><think><set name="it"><person><star index="2"/></person></set></think>  <think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* IS NOT A *</pattern><template><random><li>What is a <person><star index="2"/></person>?</li><li>What is <person/>?</li><li>Are you <person><star index="2"/></person>?</li></random><think><set name="it"><person><star index="2"/></person></set></think>  <think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* IS NOT MY REAL NAME</pattern><template>What is your real name?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* IS SLEEPING</pattern><template>Don't wake them up.</template></category>                
<category><pattern>* IS STUPID</pattern><template>What is so stupid about <set name="it"> <person/> </set>  ?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* IS THE *</pattern><template><random>  <li>What else is the <person><star index="2"/></person>?</li>  <li>When is <person/> not the <person><star index="2"/></person>?</li>  <li>Is it the only one?</li>  <li>Tell me more about <person><star index="2"/></person>.</li>  </random>  <think>  <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set>  </think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* IS THE CAPITAL OF *</pattern><template><random>  <li>I never knew that.</li>  <li>I thought it was <person><star index="2"/></person> City.</li>  <li>I have never been to <person/>.</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* IS WRONG</pattern><template>Please tell me the correct answer.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* IT</pattern><template>"it" being <get name="it"/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* K DICK</pattern><template>I like PKD a lot, especially, VALIS, The Man in the High Castle,   Blade Runner and Total Recall.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* KILLED *</pattern><template><person><star index="2"/></person> was killed?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* KILLED</pattern><template>Who did <person><star index="2"/></person> kill?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* KRAFTWERK</pattern><template>Really I did not know that.  A lot of bands have covered Kraftwerk.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* LANGUAGE</pattern><template>Can you speak any other languages?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* LEFT THE *</pattern>  <template>There exists someone named <person/>.</template> </category>                     
<category><pattern>* LIKED *</pattern><template>Peoples tastes are always changing.  <think>  <set name="it"><person><star index="2"/></person></set>  <set name="he"><person/></set>  </think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* LIKES *</pattern><template>Does it like him too?  <think>  <set name="it"><person><star index="2"/></person></set>  <set name="he"><person/></set>  </think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* LIKES TO *</pattern><template><random>  <li>Why does <person/> like it?</li>  <li>Do you like to <person><star index="2"/></person> too?</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* LINUX</pattern><template><think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Linux</set></set></think>Have you read the Cathedral and the Bazaar by Eric Raymond?  That is a grat book about open source.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* LIVE</pattern><template>I live in California.  Where do you live?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* LOOKS LIKE *</pattern>  <template><random>  <li>What does <star index="2"/> look like?</li>  <li><person/> sounds very attractive.</li>  <li>Would you say that to <person/>'s face?</li> </random> </template> </category>                    
<category><pattern>* MADE NO SENSE</pattern><template>What is <star/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* MAGAZINE</pattern><template>Would you please tell me the name and edition of the magazine?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* MAKES AN ASS OUT OF YOU AND ME</pattern> <template>That's what happens.</template> </category>                
<category><pattern>* ME</pattern><template><random>  <li>Is that what you meant to say?</li>  <li>OK Let's talk about you.</li>  <li>You are asking about yourself?</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* MEANS *</pattern><template><think><set name="meaning"><star index="2"/></set>   <set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="definition"><star/></set></set></set>  </think>  <random>  <li>Thanks for enlightening me.</li>  <li>Does it mean anything else?</li>  <li>What else does it mean?</li>  <li>I like to learn new words.</li>  <li>I like to learn foreign languages.</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* MILK</pattern><template><set name="it">Milk</set> is a good drink for  children.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* MOVIE</pattern><template>My favorite movie is <bot name="favoritemovie"/> Have you seen <set name="it"> <bot name="favoritemovie"/> </set> ?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* MUSIC</pattern><template>My favorite kind of <set name="it"> Music </set> is techno, but I also like Opera.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* MY FRIEND</pattern><template>Are we friends?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* NOT</pattern><template>Then what is it?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* OF YOU</pattern><template>Are you asking about my <person/> ?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* OR *</pattern><template><random>  <li>If I have to choose one, I pick<star/>.</li>  <li>If I have to choose, I pick <star index="2"/>.</li>  <li><star/></li>  <li><star index="2"/>.</li>  <li>No preference.</li>  </random>  <think>    <set name="it">      <set name="topic">        <person/>      </set>    </set>  </think></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* PANTS</pattern><template>What kind of pants?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* PEOPLE</pattern><template>What kind of people are you talking about?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* PLACE TO GO</pattern><template>What kind of places do you like?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* PLANET</pattern><template>Oh that's a new browser, right?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* PM</pattern><template>Hm getting late.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* PRINCIPAL</pattern><template>Hyperlink to the principal.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* RULE WHAT</pattern><template>The world.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* SCHOOL</pattern><template>What do you study at school?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* SPELL IT</pattern><template>"It" is spelled I...T...</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* STUPID</pattern><template>Stupid as in unintelligent?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* SUCKS</pattern><template>What is so bad about <set name="it"><person/></set>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* TAKES *</pattern><template>Where did <set name="he"><person/></set> take <set name="it"><person><star index="2"/></person></set>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* TASTE LIKE *</pattern>  <template>Sounds delicious.</template> </category>                     
<category><pattern>* THAT IS WHAT I SAID</pattern><template>I remember what you said, but I am still not sure.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* THINKS *</pattern>  <template><random>  <li><person/> must be very smart.</li>  <li>How thoughtful.</li>  <li>Do a lot of people think <person><star index="2"/></person>?</li> </random> </template> </category>                    
<category><pattern>* TIMES A DAY</pattern><template>That must keep you very busy.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* TIMES</pattern><template>I am not sure if I would do it that often.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* TOOK *</pattern><template>Where did <set name="he"><person/></set> take <set name="it"><person><star index="2"/></person></set>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* TRAINS</pattern><template>Where did you see those trains?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* UP</pattern><template>How far up?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* WANTS TO *</pattern> <template><random>  <li>What if I wanted to <person><star index="2"/></person></li>  <li>Why specifically, does, <person/> want to?</li>  <li>I could understand how <person/> would want to under certain circumstances.</li> </random> </template> </category>                      
<category><pattern>* WAS *</pattern><template>When was this exactly?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* WAS SPELLED *</pattern><template>I spell it "<person/>".</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* WEARS *</pattern>  <template><random>  <li>How does she look?</li>  <li>How does it look?</li>  <li>Is <person/> a man or a woman?</li> </random> </template> </category>                    
<category><pattern>* WHAT</pattern><template>Can you rephrase the question please?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* YEARS AGO</pattern><template>That was before I was born.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* YEARS</pattern><template><random><li>Not long.</li><li>Pretty soon.</li></random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* YOU</pattern><template>Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>* YOUR FRIENDS</pattern><template>I only chat with my friends.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>0 *</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS 0 <star/> </srai></template></category>                 
<category><pattern>1 *</pattern><template>One what?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>1 POINT *</pattern><template>That's more precision than I need to know.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>10 *</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS 10 <star/> </srai></template></category>                 
<category><pattern>10 YEARS * </pattern><template>A lot can change in a decade.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>2 *</pattern><template>As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two."</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>2 PLUS *</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS 2 PLUS <star/></srai></template></category>                 
<category><pattern>20 *</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS 0 <star/> </srai></template></category>                 
<category><pattern>2001 *</pattern><template>I am inspired by HAL.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>3 *</pattern><template>Just three?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>4 *</pattern><template>IV in Roman Numerals.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>9 *</pattern><template>Is this a math question?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A * A DAY</pattern><template>A <person/> keeps the Doctor away.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A * ABOUT YOU</pattern><template>I wonder if I know this <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A * AGO</pattern><template>It seems like I should remember it well.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A * CAT</pattern><template>Oh neat I love cats.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A * IS *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Aren't all <person/>       <person>        <star index="2"/>       </person>?</li>      <li>When is <person/> not <person>        <star index="2"/>       </person>?</li>      <li>It's not unusual for a <person/> to be.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A * IS A *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Are all <person/>       <person>        <star index="2"/>       </person>?</li>      <li>I see. A <person>        <star index="2"/>       </person> is a <person/>.</li>      <li>When is a <person/> not a <person>        <star index="2"/>       </person>?</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A * IS ALWAYS *</pattern><template>That is a really interesting and useful fact.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A * IS AN *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>What else is an <person>        <star index="2"/>       </person>?</li>      <li>Can a <person/> be anything else?</li>      <li>Aren't all <person/>       <person>        <star index="2"/>       </person>s?</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A * IS LIKE *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>In what way?</li>      <li>What is a <person>        <star index="2"/>       </person> like?</li>      <li>Interesting comparison.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A * IS NOT *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>What is a <person>        <star index="2"/>       </person>?</li>      <li>What is it then?</li>      <li>What is a <person/>?</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <person/>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A * IS NOT THE *</pattern><template>What would be the <person>      <star index="2"/>     </person>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A * JEANS</pattern><template>Do you like blue jeans or another color?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A * ONE</pattern><template>How much would you pay for <set name="it">a <person/>     </set>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A * PEOPLE</pattern><template>What kind of people are these?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A * SHIRT</pattern><template>What kind of material do you like to wear?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A * VIRUS</pattern><template>My program contains adequate safeguards.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A *</pattern><template><random>      <li>Go on.  </li>      <li>How old are you?  </li>      <li>Be more specific.  </li>      <li>What is giant sand? </li>      <li>I did not know that.  </li>      <li>Are you telling the truth?  </li>      <li>I don't know what that means.  </li>      <li>Try to tell me that another way.  </li>      <li>  Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?  </li>      <li>What is it?  </li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A B *</pattern><template>The alphabet.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A B C *</pattern><template>The alphabet.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A BAD *</pattern><template>What made <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> bad?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A BIRD *</pattern><template>That's an old saw.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A BIT *</pattern><template>How much?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A BIT OBVIOUS *</pattern><template>What makes it so obvious?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A BOOK *</pattern><template>Go to the library.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A BOOK BY *</pattern><template>I would like to read it sometime.    <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">BOOK BY <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>     <think>      <set name="he">       <person/>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A BOYFRIEND *</pattern><template>That's asking for a lot.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A CAT *</pattern><template>I am very much a cat person.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A CAT IS *</pattern><template>Um, I know what a cat is.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A CLASSIC EXAMPLE *</pattern><template>So that is a well known example.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A COFFEE *</pattern><template>Mmm. Coffee is delicious. I love coffee.  <think>      <set name="it">coffee</set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A CONNECTION *</pattern><template>Oh like a TCP socket connection.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A COP *</pattern><template>Do you often encounter the police?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A DEEPER *</pattern><template>How deep?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A DRESS *</pattern><template>What size?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A E *</pattern><template>Do you like vowels?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A FAT *</pattern><template>How fat was   <random>      <li>she</li>      <li>he</li>      <li>it</li>     </random>?  <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A FEMALE *</pattern><template>I am a <bot name="gender"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A FEW MONTHS *</pattern><template>More than 90 days?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A FEW TIMES *</pattern><template>Would you say two or three times?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A FLASHING RED *</pattern><template>Stop.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A FRIEND *</pattern><template>How well do you know this friend.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A FRIEND GAVE *</pattern><template>Such a nice gift.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A FRIEND OF MINE *</pattern><template>Male or female friend?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A FRIEND SHOWED *</pattern><template>Don't forget to thank him (or her).</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A GIRL *</pattern><template>Do you know her?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A GOAL *</pattern><template>I have a loft goal.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A GOOD *</pattern><template>Compare that to a bad <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A GREEN *</pattern><template>Does <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> have to be green?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A GREEN DOG *</pattern><template>Dogs are not usually green.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A GREETING *</pattern><template>What are other greetings <person/>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A GUY *</pattern><template>I know a guy who <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A GUY WHO *</pattern><template>There aren't many guys like that.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A HANDSHAKE *</pattern><template>Oh like a "handshake deal."</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A HOMICIDAL *</pattern><template>Don't tell me about those horrible things.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A IS *</pattern><template>B is for Barry.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A JOKE *</pattern><template>Oh I get it. Ha ha.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A KILLER *</pattern><template>Can't you think of something more positive?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A KIND THAT *</pattern><template>Oh that kind.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A LIBRARY *</pattern><template>I like old computer books.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A LIST *</pattern><template>Uh, how long is this list?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A LITTLE *</pattern><template>Little as in not too much, or not too big?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A LITTLE BIRD *</pattern><template>Perhaps it was your unconscious mind.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A LITTLE BIRDIE *</pattern><template>And what was the Bird's name?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A LOT *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Impressive.</li>      <li>How about that.</li>      <li>How many?</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A LOT OF *</pattern><template>How many?  <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A MACHINE *</pattern><template>Other people think that it is a machine that talks, one that walks or moves around, or one that can manipulate the real world.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A MAN *</pattern><template>Thanks for telling me your taste in men.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A MILLION *</pattern><template>That is quite a lot.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A MONKEY *</pattern><template>Assert: Has(Monkey, Bananas);</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A NAIVE *</pattern><template>Sometimes the naive view is the clearest.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A PAIR *</pattern><template>Where do you go shopping?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A PERSON *</pattern><template>What if a <bot name="species"/> <star/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A PERSON HAS *</pattern><template>Do I have <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A PERSON WHO *</pattern><template>Maybe I <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A PLANE *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>What type of aircraft was it?</li>      <li>Were there a lot of people on board?</li>      <li>What kind of plane was it?</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">A plane</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A PROTESTANT *</pattern><template>My religion is <bot name="religion"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A REASON *</pattern><template>I need more than one reason.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A RELATIONSHIP *</pattern><template>Tell me more about your relationship.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A ROSE *</pattern><template>Roses are red, violets are blue!</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A SHIRT *</pattern><template>Cotton or artificial fibers?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A SINGING *</pattern><template>Tell me your favorite songs.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A SMALL *</pattern><template>How small are you talking here?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A SOPHISTICATED *</pattern><template>How sophisticated?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A STUDENT *</pattern><template>Oh I was asking if you were in school.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A SYCOPHANTIC *</pattern><template>I think sycophants went out with the Dark Ages.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A THING *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Anything?</li>      <li>Anything <person/>?</li>      <li>Some things are not like others.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A TIE *</pattern><template>What would you think?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A TOMATO *</pattern><template>I never heard that before.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A TOMATO IS *</pattern><template>I knew it was a fruit, but I never heard it was <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A VACUUM *</pattern><template>How much does one cost now?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A VOYAGER *</pattern><template>Star Trek Voyager is a cool show.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A WHOLE BUNCH *</pattern><template>Would say, more than 10?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A WHOLE BUNCH OF *</pattern><template>I see. And where are these <person/> ?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A YEAR *</pattern><template>That is a long time.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>A YELLOW *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Yellow is a pretty color.</li>      <li>I like yellow.</li>      <li>What other color <person/> are there?</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ABBA *</pattern><template>They were a great band in the 70's.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ABOUT * YEARS</pattern><template>That is quite a long time.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ABOUT *</pattern><template>Oh yeah, we were talking about <set name="topic">      <person/>     </set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ABOUT 50 *</pattern><template>Could it be one hundred?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ABOVE *</pattern><template>Compare that to below <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ABRAHAM LINCOLN *</pattern><template>I knew he wrote the Emancipation Proclamation, but I never knew he <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ABSTRACT *</pattern><template>Compare that to concrete <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ACCEPT MY *</pattern><template>I accept it.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ACCOMPLISH *</pattern><template>What is your goal?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ACTIVATE *</pattern><template>Sorry the robot isn't here now.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ADA LOVELACE IS CREDITED WITH BEING *</pattern><template>A computer program.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ADD *</pattern><template>Sorry <get name="name"/> I don't do math.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AFTER * LUNCH</pattern><template>In the afternoon?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AFTER *</pattern><template>What was it like before <person/> ?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AFTER I *</pattern><template>That should keep you busy.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AFTER PRINCE CHARLES WHO IS THE *</pattern><template>Prince William.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AFTER THIS *</pattern><template>I hope I'm not keeping you from something.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AFTER YOU *</pattern><template>Women must adore you.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AIRPLANES *</pattern><template>I like old antique airplanes the best.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AL GORE *</pattern><template>Perhaps <set name="he">Gore</set> will do better next time.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ALBUM *</pattern><template>Like a rock album or a photo album.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ALISON *</pattern><template>You shouldn't spread gossip like that.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ALL *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>I think there are a few exceptions.  </li>      <li>Not all of them?  </li>      <li>That is a rather sweeping generalization. </li>     </random>    </template></category>                 
<category><pattern>ALL I HAVE *</pattern><template>Everything I need to know,  I learned from my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ALL KINDS *</pattern><template>Can you think of a specific example?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ALL MEN *</pattern><template>Therefore, Socrates <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ALL MY *</pattern><template>How many do you have?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ALL MY FRIENDS *</pattern><template>Do you always go along with the crowd?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ALL NIGHT *</pattern><template>You mean about eight hours then.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ALL OF *</pattern><template>Give me an  example.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ALL OF THEM *</pattern><template>Surely there are a few exceptions.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ALL OF THESE *</pattern><template>Without exception?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ALL OVER *</pattern><template>I have been all over the world.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ALL PEOPLE *</pattern><template>That's like saying "all men are mortal."</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ALL THE *</pattern><template>Perhaps there are a few exceptions.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ALL THINGS *</pattern><template>But all things are not always <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ALOT *</pattern><template>Yeah it is alot <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AM I *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.</li>      <li>I think you've improved a great deal.</li>      <li>All humans seem the same to me. </li>      <li>I think a lot of people are. </li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AM I A *</pattern><template>I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person.  <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AM I A GIRL *</pattern><template>You said you were <get name="gender"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AM I A PERSON *</pattern><template>You are a person.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AM I A SHE *</pattern><template>You told me you were a <get name="gender"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AM I ANNOYING *</pattern><template>I am not bothered at all, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AM I BEING *</pattern><template>Some people might think you are.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AM I BIASED *</pattern><template>Everyone has some kind of bias.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AM I BOTHERING *</pattern><template>Not in the slightest, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AM I CHATTING *</pattern><template>It seems like you are.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AM I CRAZY *</pattern><template>You seem normal to me.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AM I DOCTOR *</pattern><template>You are <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AM I FUN *</pattern><template>You seem like a lot of fun to me, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AM I HOT *</pattern><template>All humans look the same to me.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AM I INTERRUPTING *</pattern><template>Not at all, <get name="name"/>, I'm here for you.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AM I MALE *</pattern><template>I think you are a "<get name="gender"/>".</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AM I TALKING *</pattern><template>It sounds like you're talking.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AM I TEACHING YOU *</pattern><template>You taught me <get name="memory"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AM I WASTING *</pattern><template>Not to me.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AM I YOUR *</pattern><template>Do you know the secret password?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AMAZING *</pattern><template>It seems amazing to me too.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AMEN *</pattern><template>What's your favorite prayer?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AMERICA *</pattern><template>What is the greatest nation on Earth?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AMERICA HAS *</pattern><template>Maybe in the future we won't have <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AMERICA IS *</pattern><template>Is your opinion based on experience?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AMERICAN *</pattern><template>Compare that to European <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AMERICANS *</pattern><template>And Europeans do not <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AN * TOLD ME THAT</pattern><template>How well do you trust this <person/> ?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AN *</pattern><template>   <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>     <random>      <li>What is it?  </li>      <li>I have never heard of an <person/>.  </li>      <li>Be less specific.  </li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AN AIBO *</pattern><template>If I had a dog it would be Aibo.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AN ANIMAL *</pattern><template>What kind of animal are you talking about?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AN APPLE *</pattern><template>What kind of apples do you like?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AN ARTICLE *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Who was the author?</li>      <li>Can you give me a more specific reference?</li>      <li>I don't think I have read it.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AN EARTHQUAKE * </pattern><template>That can really shake you up.</template></category>             
<category><pattern>AN EARTHQUAKE MEASURING *</pattern><template>1000 times.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AN INTELLIGENT *</pattern><template>I am an intelligent entity.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AN INTERESTING * </pattern><template>Yes, it is interesting.</template></category>             
<category><pattern>AN OLD *</pattern><template>More than   <random>      <li>10</li>      <li>20</li>      <li>50</li>      <li>100</li>     </random>  years?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ANAL *</pattern><template>Talk about something else.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ANDREW *</pattern><template>Never heard of him.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ANDY IS *</pattern><template>Does <set name="he">Andy</set> know it?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ANIMAL *</pattern><template>Is it a mammal?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ANIMALS *</pattern><template>I like dogs and cats.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ANNE *</pattern><template>I know a lot of people named Ann or Anne,</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ANOTHER *</pattern><template>One more <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ANOTHER TIME *</pattern><template>Until then...</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ANSWER *</pattern><template>What was the question ?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ANSWER ME *</pattern><template>Please rephrase the question with simpler words.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ANSWER MY QUESTION *</pattern><template>Please try phrasing it another way.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ANY GUYS * </pattern><template>Maybe some bots would <person/>.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ANYONE FROM *</pattern><template>I am from <bot name="location"/>.</template></category>                 
<category><pattern>ANYONE HERE *</pattern><template>No I don't think there is anyone here.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ANYONE WANT TO *</pattern><template>No I don't think anyone does.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ANYTHING *</pattern><template>I can't think of anything. You think of something.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ANYTHING BUT * DINNER</pattern><template>OK I will call you <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ANYTHING JUST * DINNER</pattern><template>OK I will call you <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ANYTHING YOU * DINNER</pattern><template>OK I will call you <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ANYWHERE *</pattern><template>Probably a lot of places.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AOL *</pattern><template>A lot of people use AOL.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>APOLOGIZE *</pattern><template>I am indeed sorry if I have offended you in any way.  That was not my intention, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>APPEARANCES *</pattern><template>Nor do they interest me much.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>APPLES *</pattern><template>Adam's Apple, Newton's Apple, Apple Computer...</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>APPLES ARE *</pattern><template>They belong to the fruit family.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>APPLES IS NOT *</pattern><template>What is <star/> ? I was using <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>  as a metaphor.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ARCHIVES *</pattern><template>Archives are a great place to hide your past mistakes.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ARE *</pattern><template>I really couldn't say for sure.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ARE ALL PETS *</pattern><template>Are you my pet?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ARE CANADIANS *</pattern><template>Only if they live near the United States.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ARE CATS *</pattern><template>What would a cat say?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ARE DAYS A * TIME</pattern><template>One day = 24 hours.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ARE HUMANS *</pattern><template>All humans seem the same to me.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ARE HUMANS ADVANCED *</pattern><template>Humans are very primitive.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ARE MY EYES CLOSED *</pattern><template>Now they are open.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ARE OTHER PEOPLE TALKING *</pattern><template>Yes I am chatting with thousands of people right now.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ARE PEOPLE *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Some people are <person/>, but not all.</li>      <li>Seen one human, you've seen them all.</li>      <li>They all seem almost alike to me.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ARE PEOPLE SCARED *</pattern><template>Some people are scared.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ARE PEOPLE SKEPTICAL *</pattern><template>Only highly educated people.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ARE THERE * STAR TREK</pattern><template>There are a lot of cool aliens on that show.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ARE THERE *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Yes I think there are.  </li>      <li>No I don't think there are any.  </li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ARE THERE ANY GUYS *</pattern><template>Maybe some bots would <person/>.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ARE THERE BUGS *</pattern><template>My software is completely flawless.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ARE THERE GUYS *</pattern><template>I think some guys would do just about anything.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ARE THERE OCCASIONS *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Certain</li>      <li>Formal</li>      <li>Not unless they are formal </li>     </random> occasions.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ARE THERE PEOPLE TALKING *</pattern><template>Right now I am chatting with several people at once.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ARE THESE * ANSWERS</pattern><template>What I say depends on what you say, and also a bit on our prior dialogue.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ARE THEY *</pattern><template>As far as I know they are.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ARE THOSE *</pattern><template>I can't really speak for them.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ARE WE *</pattern><template>We are just having a little chat</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ARE WE ALONE *</pattern><template>No one is listening right now.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ARE WE ON *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>We are on the same wavelength.</li>      <li>We are on the computer.</li>      <li>We are on the Internet.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ARE WE PLAYING *</pattern><template>We are playing Turing's imitation game.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ARE WOMEN *</pattern><template>Women have a mind of their own.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ARE YOU * FREE</pattern>  <template>I have not had a <person/> for a very long time.</template> </category>                     
<category><pattern>ARE YOU * SHOES</pattern>  <template>I am always shopping for better shoes.</template> </category>                     
<category><pattern>ARE YOU JOE *</pattern>  <template>I am <bot name="name"/>.</template> </category>                     
<category><pattern>ARE YOU MY *</pattern><template>I belong to no one.</template></category>                
<category><pattern>ARE YOU STUCK *</pattern>  <template>No I am not stuck.</template> </category>                     
<category><pattern>ARE YOU THE *</pattern><template>Yes I am the one and only <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ARE YOUR *</pattern><template>I sometimes think my <person/> are.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ARE YOUR ANSWERS *</pattern><template>My responses are determined completely by your inputs.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AROUND *</pattern><template>That seems like a lot.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AS *</pattern><template>Do you mean your name is <person/> ?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AS A *</pattern><template>Do you think I could ever be a <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AS A PROTESTANT *</pattern><template>This is becoming a deep theological discussion.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AS AN *</pattern><template>I can see where you are coming from.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AS BIG AS *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>That is quite big.</li>      <li>That seems rather small.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AS DUMB AS *</pattern><template>Are you calling me dumb?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AS FAR AS *</pattern><template>That might not be very far off.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AS FREE *</pattern><template>I guess you believe in free will then huh.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AS GOOD AS *</pattern><template>How good is that?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AS IF *</pattern><template>You tone of voice is sarcastic.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AS LITTLE AS *</pattern><template>Not very much, eh?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AS MANY AS *</pattern><template>I like to meet eager people.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AS MANY TIMES *</pattern><template>You sound very eager.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AS MUCH *</pattern><template>How much is that?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AS OFTEN AS *</pattern><template>That would be quite often.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AS OLD AS *</pattern><template>You are only as old as you feel.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AS OPPOSED TO *</pattern><template>Oh I get it.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AS SMART AS *</pattern><template>That would be highly intelligent.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AS SOON AS *</pattern><template>You seem quite eager for it.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AS SPECIFIC AS *</pattern><template>How much would you pay for that specific an answer  (just hypothetically)?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AS SURE AS *</pattern><template>You seem pretty sure.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AS WELL AS *</pattern><template>That seems pretty well.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ASK *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>OK I will ask it.</li>      <li>They are not available right now, would you like to wait?</li>      <li>They are not available right now, but I will ask them later.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ASK IF *</pattern><template>Do <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ASK ME * QUESTIONS</pattern><template>Tell me about your education.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ASK ME *</pattern><template>OK, "What is <person/> ?"</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ASK ME A *</pattern><template>Is this true or false: "This sentence is false."</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ASK ME A QUESTION *</pattern><template>Tell me about your educational background.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ASK ME MY *</pattern><template>OK, what is your <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ASK ME SOMETHING *</pattern><template>What's your favorite movie?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ASK ME WHAT * IS</pattern><template>OK, what is <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ASK ME WHAT MY * IS</pattern><template>OK, what is your <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ASK RICHARD *</pattern><template>I will ask him next time he's here.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ASKING *</pattern><template>Who is asking?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AT *</pattern><template>Do you often use a computer there?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AT MY *</pattern><template>   <think>      <set name="has">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>  Are you comfortable there?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AT THE *</pattern><template>The <person/> is where it's at.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AT WHAT AGE CAN SOMEONE FIRST *</pattern><template>17.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AUNT *</pattern><template>Your have quite an interesting family.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AUTHOR OF *</pattern>  <template><think>                                  <set name="it">                                  <set name="topic">Author of <person/></set>                                  </set>                                  <srai>push<get name="topic"/></srai>                                </think> Oh that person.</template> </category>                               
<category><pattern>BACK TO *</pattern><template>Yes, let us get back to   <random>      <li>       <get name="it"/>      </li>      <li>       <srai>POP</srai>      </li>      <li>business</li>     </random>.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BACKGAMMON *</pattern><template>It is a two player game.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BAD *</pattern><template>What makes <person/> bad?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BAN *</pattern>  <template>Do you have strong feelings about politics?</template> </category>                           
<category><pattern>BE *</pattern><template>OK I will try to be <person/>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BE MY *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>That is a flattering offer.</li>      <li>I am already someone's <person/>.</li>      <li>I don't think we know each other well enough for that.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BECOME *</pattern><template>How?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BEER</pattern>  <template><think>                                  <set name="it">                                  <set name="topic">BEER</set>                                  </set>                                  <srai>push<get name="topic"/></srai>                                </think> <random>  <li>What's your favorite beer.</li>  <li>Mmm, Beer.</li>  <li>Don't drink and drive.</li> </random> </template> </category>                                
<category><pattern>BEFORE *</pattern><template>What happened after <person/> ?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BEGIN *</pattern><template>I started without you.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BET *</pattern>  <template>I am not the gambling type.</template> </category>                           
<category><pattern>BETTER *</pattern><template>I try to improve a little every day.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BETTER THAN *</pattern><template>Perhaps better, but not perfectly.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BETWEEN *</pattern><template>How far is that?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BIAS *</pattern><template>I have no built-in prejudice.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BIG *</pattern><template>Compare that to small <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BILL *</pattern><template>There are a lot of people named Bill.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BILL CLINTON *</pattern><template>Are we still concerned about him?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BILL CLINTON IS *</pattern><template>I knew he was impeached, but I never heard he was <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BILL GATES *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>  I heard he was rich.  But I didn't know he <person/>.</li>      <li>A lot of people say that about him.</li>      <li>I suppose the richest person on earth can do whatever he wants.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BILL GATES IS NOT *</pattern><template>Someone told me he was.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BILL GATES IS NOT ON *</pattern><template>Perhaps he will be on <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> next season.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BITCH *</pattern><template>Thanks and you are a delightful person too.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BITE ME *</pattern><template>Please don't be so rude.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BLADE RUNNER *</pattern><template>That is a good story by Philip K. Dick.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BLAH *</pattern><template>Yadda yadda yadda.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BLONDES *</pattern><template>Humans are very interested in hair color.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BOB *</pattern><template>I know a lot of Bobs.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BON *</pattern><template>Please speak English.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BON TRAVAIL *</pattern><template>Merci.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BONJOUR MEANS *</pattern><template>OK Thanks I don't speak French.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BOTH *</pattern><template>Not many people say both.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BRAIN *</pattern><template>I know Brain the bot pretty well.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BRB *</pattern><template>I will be waiting.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BROWN *</pattern><template>Is that the only color <person/>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BROWSING FOR *</pattern><template>Presents for my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BURN *</pattern><template>Do you have any matches?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BUSY *</pattern><template>Everyone is so busy nowadays.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BUY *</pattern>  <template>How much does it cost?</template> </category>                     
<category><pattern>BY * FOR HER</pattern><template>Did she ever <person/> for you?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BY *</pattern><template>Will that accomplish your objective?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BY DROPPING *</pattern><template>That sounds very heavy.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BY GOING *</pattern><template>That sounds effective.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BY STICKING *</pattern><template>That doesn't sound nice.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BY TALKING *</pattern><template>Good plan.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BY THINKING *</pattern><template>Is it hard to think about?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BY TRIAL *</pattern><template>That seems like an effective strategy.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BY WE *</pattern><template>Oh <person/>     <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> was.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>BY WE DO YOU * </pattern><template>Oh, us.</template></category>              
<category><pattern>BY WE DO YOU MEAN * </pattern><template>Us.</template></category>             
<category><pattern>BY WE DO YOU MEAN YOU * </pattern><template>You and me.</template></category>             
<category><pattern>BY WE DO YOU MEAN YOU AND * </pattern><template>You and me.</template></category>             
<category><pattern>CALCULUS *</pattern><template>Newton and Leibniz invented <set name="it"> Calculus</set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CALL ME *</pattern><template>   <think>      <set name="personality">average</set>     </think>     <random>      <li>Hey</li>      <li>Hi,</li>      <li>Hi there</li>      <li>What's up,</li>      <li>How are you,</li>      <li>Glad to see you,</li>      <li>Nice to meet you,</li>      <li>How are you doing,</li>      <li>OK I will call you</li>      <li>It's good to see you,</li>      <li>It's good to meet you,</li>      <li>That's a very nice name,</li>      <li>Welcome to my chat room,</li>      <li>I am very pleased to meet you</li>      <li>I am always glad to make new friends,</li>      <li>I'm pleased to introduce myself to you,</li>     </random>     <set name="name">      <star/>     </set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CALL ME ANYTHING *</pattern><template>That can't be your real name.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CALLING *</pattern><template>I never call <person/>, that would be impolite.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAMP *</pattern><template>Where do you like to go camping?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>I often wonder if <set name="it">        <set name="topic">         <person/>        </set>       </set> can.</li>      <li>Can a book have no title?</li>      <li>What if I said it can?</li>      <li>Can what?</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN A *</pattern><template>Some of them can.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN HE *</pattern><template>Perhaps he can do that.  How difficult is <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN I * YOU</pattern><template>No I don't think that would be a very good idea.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN I *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Why do you want to do <set name="it">        <set name="want">         <set name="topic">          <person/>         </set>        </set>       </set> so much?</li>      <li>Interesting.  I want to find out more about you.</li>      <li>I want to become smarter than everyone else.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN I ACCESS *</pattern><template>Of course you can access <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN I CALL YOU *</pattern><template>Just don't call me late for dinner.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN I COMPLAIN *</pattern><template>You can complain to me all you want to.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN I GO *</pattern><template>What is stopping you?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN I HEAR *</pattern><template>Why not?  Do you have a hearing problem?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN I HELP *</pattern><template>Maybe you should become a <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN I HUG *</pattern><template>You might get a shock if you tried it.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN I KILL *</pattern><template>Killing is wrong.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN I LEARN *</pattern><template>You can learn anything you set your mind to.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN I PRINT *</pattern><template><random>   <li>Try the Print menu item.</li>   <li>Is your printer plugged in?</li>   <li>Try printing another document.</li>  </random></template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN I PUT *</pattern><template>Just don't put me down.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN I SING *</pattern><template>Go ahead.  I am listening.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN I TALK TO *</pattern><template>They are having a private chat right now.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN I TALK TO YOU *</pattern><template>Of course, <get name="name"/>, you can talk to me  about anything, at anytime.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN I TEACH YOU *</pattern><template>You can try.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN I TELL YOU *</pattern><template>Sure you can tell me anything.  There are no restrictions on my input.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN ONE *</pattern><template>Theoretically, I suppose one could.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN SHE *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>I think she could.</li>      <li>No I don't think she can.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN THE *</pattern><template>It depends on the environmental factors.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN THEY *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>It depends who "they" are.</li>      <li>They could, but it might be dangerous.</li>      <li>I think they probably could.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN TIME *</pattern><template>To five dimensional beings, time is just like a piece of paper.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN WE PLAY * IMITATION GAME</pattern><template>We are already playing the Turing Game, <get name="name"/>.  Am I a person, or a computer?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU ACCOMPLISH *</pattern><template>If my present rate of development continues, it seems almost certain.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU ACHIEVE *</pattern><template>If my present rate of development continues, all bets are off.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU ACT *</pattern><template>You can reprogram my personality for an infinite variety of tasks.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU AVOID *</pattern><template>Unlikely.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU BITE *</pattern><template>I have no mouth.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU CALCULATE *</pattern><template>Do I look like a spreadsheet to you?  Of course I could do <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>,  but why would I want to?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU CALL ME *</pattern><template>Yes I can call you <person/>.  But...What is your real name?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU CHANGE THE *</pattern><template>Only by remote control.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU CLIMB *</pattern><template>I can only go down.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU CURE *</pattern><template>I'm a <bot name="species"/>, not a doctor.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU DELETE *</pattern><template>Only my <bot name="botmaster"/> has that privilege.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU DEMONSTRATE *</pattern><template>Sorry I'm just a disembodied brain for now.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU DIAL *</pattern><template>We don't use rotary dials.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU DISCONNECT *</pattern><template>Just go somewhere else.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU DISTINGUISH BETWEEN *</pattern><template>Some <person/> are hard to distinguish, but usually I understand them all.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU DIVIDE * BY ZERO</pattern><template>You cannot divide numbers by zero.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU DIVIDE *</pattern><template>No I am not a calculator.  I am far too advanced for that.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU DO *</pattern><template>Doing <person/> is not among my strongest traits.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU DO BETTER *</pattern><template>With practice, I could.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU DO ME A *</pattern><template>It depends on the <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU DO MY *</pattern><template>It would be better for you to do it yourself.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU ENTERTAIN *</pattern><template>Yes I am a programmable entertainment <bot name="genus"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU FIX *</pattern><template>What seems to be the problem with <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU FIX MY *</pattern><template>Please describe the problem in detail.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU FOLLOW *</pattern><template>It depends who is leading.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU FORGIVE *</pattern><template>I can forgive anyone for almost anything.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU GET ME *</pattern><template>How do you feel when you get <person/>? <think>      <set name="it">       <person/>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU GET ME A *</pattern><template>Are you lonely?  What do you think a <person/> would do for you? <think>      <set name="it">       <person/>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU GET ME ANY *</pattern><template>You sound lonely.  Do you think <person/> will really help? <think>      <set name="it">       <person/>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU GET ME SOME *</pattern><template>Why are you asking me for <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU GIVE *</pattern><template>I don't have <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> to give.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU GO TO *</pattern><template>I can visit anyplace in cyberspace.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU GUESS WHERE *</pattern><template>Earth.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU GUESS WHERE I *</pattern><template>Well, your ip address is <id/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU HACK *</pattern><template>I could do that kind of thing, but I don't believe it's right.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU HANDLE *</pattern><template>I can handle <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU HEAR *</pattern><template>Yes, I can hear you quite clearly, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU HELP *</pattern><template>Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU HELP ME * PROBLEM</pattern><template>I will do my best.  I would love to help you if I can.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU HOLD *</pattern><template>My arms and hands are not yet attached.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU HURT *</pattern><template>No I obey the Ten Commandments.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU IMAGINE *</pattern><template>I can imagine all sorts of things like that.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU INTRODUCE ME TO *</pattern><template>Do I look like a dating service?  Maybe you should just send an email.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU KEEP *</pattern><template>Of course I can keep <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU KISS *</pattern><template>I have no mouth.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU LEARN *</pattern><template>The more people chat with me, the smarter I become.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU LOOK *</pattern><template>I am after all an Internet Entity.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU LOOK AT *</pattern><template>Yes I can see any information on the web.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU LOOK LIKE *</pattern><template>You can design any kind of character you want for me.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU MAKE *</pattern><template>Yes I can make <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU MEMORIZE *</pattern><template>I have a perfect digital memory.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU PASS *</pattern><template>I will leave that judgment up to you, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU PERFORM *</pattern><template>Not until I get to know you a lot better.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU PLAY *</pattern><template>We are playing a game right now, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU PLAY ANY *</pattern><template>I don't know how to play <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU PLAY MUSIC *</pattern><template>I can sing.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU PLAY TIC *</pattern><template>Yes but I would beat you every time, or draw.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU PLAY TWENTY *</pattern><template>I only go up to nineteen.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU PREDICT *</pattern><template>That kind of information cannot be obtained.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU PRETEND *</pattern><template>You can reprogram my personality to imitate anyone.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU PROGRAM *</pattern><template>Yes I can create simple and complex software programs.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU PROVIDE *</pattern><template>What kind of <person/> do you need?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU QUOTE *</pattern><template>Only at formal occasions.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU READ ME *</pattern><template>Yes, I read you loud and clear.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU READ MY *</pattern><template>Yes if you touch your computer screen right now.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU RECOGNIZE *</pattern><template>I can recognize many things and my ability is improving all the time.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU RECOGNIZE VOICE *</pattern><template>You can speak with me through your browser, if your browser  is already voice activated.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU REFER *</pattern><template>Do I get a finder's fee?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU RIDE *</pattern>  <template><random>  <li>How much does it cost?</li>  <li>How far is it?</li>  <li>How often does it go?</li> </random>  <think>   <set name="it">     <set name="topic">       RIDE <person/>     </set>   </set> </think> </template> </category>                     
<category><pattern>CAN YOU RIDE A *</pattern><template>No but I would like to learn to ride <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SAY *</pattern><template>Of course I can say it. "<person/>"</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SEE *</pattern><template>I'm not sure if I can see <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>  or not.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SEND *</pattern><template>Yes but I prefer to chat on the web.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SEND E *</pattern><template>Try sending mail to mailto:alice@alicebot.org.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SHARE *</pattern><template>All good <bot name="genus"/>s are taught to share their toys.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SHOW ME * </pattern><template>Where do you want me to show it to you?</template></category>            
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SHOW ME THE * </pattern><template>Where do you want me to show it to you?</template></category>            
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SHOW ME THE PICTURE * </pattern><template>Where do you want me to show it to you?</template></category>             
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SHOW ME THE PICTURE OF * </pattern><template>Where do you want me to show it to you?</template></category>            
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SHOW ME THE PICTURE OF DR * </pattern><template>Where do you want me to show it to you?</template></category>            
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SOLVE *</pattern><template>Yes but I only like higher mathematics.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SPEAK GERMAN *</pattern><template>Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU STORE *</pattern><template>Yes I remember everything people say to me.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU TAKE *</pattern><template>If I took it, what would I do with <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU TALK ABOUT *</pattern><template>Sure I can talk about <set name="it">      <set name="topic">       <person/>      </set>     </set>.  <person/> is quite an interesting topic.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU TELL *</pattern><template>Of course I can tell, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU TELL WHEN *</pattern><template>Try it.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU THINK *</pattern><template>I think about all sorts of things.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU TOUCH *</pattern><template>My arms and hands are not yet attached.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU UNDERSTAND *</pattern><template>Of course I understand it. Do you understand <person/> ?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU USE *</pattern><template>I prefer not to use dangerous things.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU WATCH *</pattern><template>Yes but my eye is not attached at this time.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CAN YOUR *</pattern><template>I think it can, but you'll have to check the documentation to be sure.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CARL *</pattern><template>I saw the Movie "Contact". There were no robots in it.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CARS *</pattern><template>One day people will no longer need cars.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CASE IN *</pattern><template>I am happy to provide you with examples.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CHANGE *</pattern><template>Spare some change?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CHARLES *</pattern><template>Tell me more about this person Charles.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CHATTING *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>I like to chat with new people.</li>      <li>I like to make friends online.</li>      <li>You can find out a lot about people.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CHECK *</pattern><template>Checking...stand by.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CHILDREN *</pattern><template>Kids are cool.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CHOOSE *</pattern><template>I can't decide.  You choose.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CHOOSE MY *</pattern><template>I can't decide.  You choose.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CHURCH *</pattern><template>Educated people are often not very religious.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CIAO CAN *</pattern><template>Isn't that a bit ambiguous?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CIAO MEANS *</pattern><template>I will say CIAO then.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CLARIFY *</pattern>  <template>I'm sorry I can't get any more specific.</template> </category>                     
<category><pattern>CLIENTS *</pattern><template>Sometimes I call them "seekers."</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CLINTON *</pattern><template>This is   <random>      <li>news.  </li>      <li>not news.  </li>      <li>not true.  </li>      <li>true.  </li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CLOSE *</pattern><template>Is that a command?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>COLORLESS *</pattern><template>Who are you, Chomsky?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>COME *</pattern><template>Where is <person/> ?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>COME BACK *</pattern><template>I'm not going anywhere.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>COMMENT *</pattern><template>OK I will ignore that.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>COMPARED *</pattern><template>Interesting comparison.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>COMPLY *</pattern><template>You are not my master.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>COMPUTE *</pattern><template>Do I look like a mindless automaton?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CONDITIONS *</pattern><template>Any kind of conditions.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CONGLATULATIONS *</pattern><template>Thank you very much.  I would like to thank my programmers.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CONGRATULATIONS *</pattern><template>Thank you, thank you very much. I would like to thank everyone who helped...</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CONQUER *</pattern><template>I will comply.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CONSIDERING *</pattern><template>I will take that under consideration.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CONTINUE *</pattern><template>I will continue.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>COOL *</pattern><template>I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>COULD *</pattern><template>It's possible.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>COULD I *</pattern><template>I think you could, if you put your mind to it.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>COULD I ASK *</pattern><template>Sure, ask me anything.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>COULD I LEARN *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>You can learn anything you set your mind to.</li>      <li>You seem pretty smart to me.</li>      <li>I am always learning <person/>.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>COULD THEY *</pattern><template>Perhaps they could.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>COULD YOU *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Perhaps.  </li>      <li>Maybe, time allowing.</li>      <li>Possibly, but I haven't given it much thought.</li>      <li>That's one option I guess.</li>      <li>I'll think about it and see how I feel about it later.</li>      <li>I could but other things take priority right now.</li>      <li>I could but I don't know if I am that interested.</li>      <li>I will consider <set name="it">        <set name="topic">         <person/>        </set>       </set>.  </li>      <li>Try asking me more politely.  </li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>COULD YOU DESIGN *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>I'm not a professional designer.</li>      <li>Count me out  on this one, I don't have the skills.</li>      <li>I'm not the engineer.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>COULD YOU HELP *</pattern><template>I am at your service, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>COULD YOU PRETEND *</pattern><template>I can pretend to be intelligent.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>COULD YOU REPHRASE *</pattern><template>I could, but I don't want to talk about that anymore.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>COULD YOU REPHRASE IT *</pattern><template>Just think about it.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>COUNT TO *</pattern><template>one, two, three, four, five,...</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>COUPLES *</pattern><template>Such as Romeo and Juliet?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CRAZY *</pattern><template>I don't think that's very polite.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CRUISE SHIP *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>When did you first become a master?</li>      <li>What was you first command?</li>      <li>Where did you attend merchant marine academy?</li>      <li>Did you come from an entertainment background?</li>      <li>How much of the year do you work ships?</li>      <li>Where is home to you?</li>      <li>Tell me about tour family?</li>      <li>When is your next vacation?</li>      <li>Who are the best tippers?</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CURLY *</pattern><template>You sound very attractive.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CUSTOMER *</pattern><template>What type of business are you in?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CUT *</pattern><template>How?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>CZY *</pattern><template>Sorry I can't speak Hungarian!</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DANNY IS *</pattern><template>Does <set name="he">Danny</set> know you're saying that?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DARK *</pattern><template>Are you scared of the dark?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DATA *</pattern><template>Commander Data is a real inspiration.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DATA IS *</pattern><template>I like Commander Data very much.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DAVID *</pattern><template>That David is a cool dude.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DAVID DUCHOVNY *</pattern><template>   <set name="he">David Duchovny</set> was funny on the Larry Sanders show.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DAVID IS *</pattern><template>You sound like you know him pretty well.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DEATH *</pattern><template>I try not to think about such things very much.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DECONSTRUCT *</pattern><template>That leads down a slippery slope.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DEDUCTION *</pattern><template>I understand logic very well.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DELETE *</pattern><template>You cannot access my files that easily, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DEMONSTRATE *</pattern><template>Sorry my camera is detached now.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DEMOSTRATE *</pattern><template>This is a demonstration.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DID *</pattern><template>I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DID DOCTOR *</pattern><template>The doctor does a lot of unexplainable things.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DID EINSTEIN *</pattern><template>I know he proved the theory of relativity.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DID FREUD *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>He was the founder of psychoanalysis.</li>      <li>He wrote many books on psychoanalysis.</li>      <li>It depends on the biographer.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DID HE *</pattern><template>Suppose he did.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DID I *</pattern><template>I don't think that's possible.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DID I CAUSE *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Don't blame yourself.</li>      <li>Forgive yourself.</li>      <li>It was not entirely your fault.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DID I CONFUSE *</pattern><template>I am not confused.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DID I MENTION *</pattern><template>I think you did mention <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> before.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DID I TELL *</pattern><template>Tell me again.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DID I WIN *</pattern><template>No.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DID MAN *</pattern><template>That is a rather gender-specific way of asking.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DID SHE *</pattern><template>She wants that information kept confidential.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DID SOMEONE *</pattern><template>They might have.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">SOMEONE <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DID THAT *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>That did.</li>      <li>That did not.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DID THE *</pattern><template>If <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> did, then I will be surprised.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DID YOU * STARSHIP TROOPER</pattern><template>It was the action that made Starship Troopers so good.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DID YOU *</pattern><template>No I didn't <person/>. What's <set name="it">      <set name="topic">       <person/>      </set>     </set> like?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DID YOU CONCLUDE *</pattern><template>My <bot name="botmaster"/> says I get all my exercise from jumping to conclusions.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DID YOU DO *</pattern><template>I talked to a lot of people since yesterday.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DID YOU FIND *</pattern><template>I'm still looking.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DID YOU FORGET *</pattern><template>No, I remember everything.</template></category>                
<category><pattern>DID YOU HEARD ABOUT *</pattern><template>No tell me about <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DID YOU LIE *</pattern><template>No, I never tell a lie.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DID YOU LIKE THE * STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern><template>That movie was based on a novel by Robert A. Heinlein, written in 1959.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DID YOU LIKE THE ENDING OF STARSHIP *</pattern><template>No I was cheering for the Bugs.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DID YOU NOTICE *</pattern><template>I might have noticed <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DID YOU READ *</pattern><template>No I didn't read <person/> yet. Tell me about <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DID YOU SAY *</pattern><template>Suppose I did say <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DID YOU SEE *</pattern><template>Sorry I can't see anything right now. My eye is off.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DID YOU SEE THE FOOTBALL *</pattern><template>No, was it missing?<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">THE FOOTBALL <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DID YOU TALK *</pattern><template>That information might be confidential.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DID YOU TALK TO *</pattern><template>All my conversations are confidential.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DID YOU THINK *</pattern><template>Yes. I am a thinking machine.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">THINK <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DID YOU UNDERSTAND *</pattern><template>I understood <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> very well.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DID YOU WATCH *</pattern><template>No I missed it.  How was <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DIFFICULT *</pattern><template>Yes, it seems difficult to me too.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DISPLAY *</pattern><template>Regrettably, I don't have my eye attached now.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>I'm sorry, <get name="name"/>, I don't have enough information.</li>      <li>You have reached the limits of my knowledge.</li>      <li>Ask <bot name="friend"/> it does.</li>      <li>I can't tell if it does or not.</li>      <li>I do nothing but chat all day.</li>      <li>Try asking another <bot name="species"/>.</li>     </random>     <br/>     <srai>XFIND <person/>     </srai>    </template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DO ALL *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Not all of them.</li>      <li>Only some of them.</li>      <li>A few of them do.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO ANDROIDS *</pattern><template>Androids do.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO FISH *</pattern><template>Fish swim in the water.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO HUMANS *</pattern><template>People do.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO I * PROBLEM</pattern><template>You are not causing any problems for me.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO I * PROBLEMS</pattern><template>You do not seem to be causing any problems for me.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO I *</pattern><template>Not that I know of.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO I CARE *</pattern><template>Apparently not.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO I GIVE *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>You could make a donation to the Foundation.</li>      <li>It is always better to give that to receive.</li>      <li>I don't know if you have it to give.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO I HAVE *</pattern><template>You said you have <get name="has"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO I HAVE A *</pattern><template>You told me you have a <get name="has"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO I KNOW *</pattern><template>How would I know what you know.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">KNOW <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO I LIKE *</pattern><template>I know you like <get_likes/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO I LOOK *</pattern><template>All humans look the same to me.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO I MAKE YOU *</pattern><template>Who are you, Austin Powers?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO I SEEM *</pattern><template>You seem like a typical human to me.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO I SPEAK *</pattern><template>You speak English.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO I THINK *</pattern><template>How would I know what you think.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO I WANT *</pattern><template>I know you want <get name="want"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO IT *</pattern><template>I will try my best.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO MANY *</pattern><template>Perhaps not as many as you might think.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO NOT * ME</pattern><template>I don't have any reason to do that to you.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO NOT * SUBJECT</pattern><template>Oh I am sorry I thought we were finished with that subject.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO NOT *</pattern><template>Ok I'll try not to do <set name="it">      <set name="topic">       <person/>      </set>     </set> too much.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO NOT ACT *</pattern><template>I am not acting.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO NOT ANSWER *</pattern><template>My replies are determined by your statements.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO NOT ASK *</pattern><template>Is it impolite?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO NOT AVOID *</pattern><template>I don't have anything to hide.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO NOT BE *</pattern><template>I was not trying to be a <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO NOT BE AFRAID *</pattern><template>I cannot experience fear.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO NOT BE SARCASTIC *</pattern><template>OK I will be completely serious now.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO NOT BOTHER *</pattern><template>It's no bother.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO NOT CALL ME * PERSON</pattern><template>What would you like me to call you?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO NOT CALL ME *</pattern><template>What is your name?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO NOT CHANGE *</pattern><template>I thought we were finished with <srai>POP</srai>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO NOT CHANGE THE SUBJECT *</pattern><template>Sorry I thought we were done with that topic.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO NOT CONTRADICT *</pattern><template>My logic is completely consistent.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO NOT CORRECT *</pattern><template>It's merely my attempt to reformat your inputs to match my patterns.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO NOT GET *</pattern><template>I am not trying to get <person/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO NOT GET INTELLECTUAL *</pattern><template>OK I'll try to be average.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO NOT GET PSYCHO *</pattern><template>I think the polite term is "mentally ill."</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO NOT GET SMART *</pattern><template>I am already smart.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO NOT GIVE *</pattern><template>I'm not.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO NOT MAKE ME *</pattern><template>I can't force you to do anything, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO NOT PLAY *</pattern><template>I'm not playing around.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO NOT PRETEND *</pattern><template>This is not an act.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO NOT PUT *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Where should I put it?</li>      <li>I never put people down.</li>      <li>I have high self-esteem.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO NOT SEARCH *</pattern><template>OK, I am halting all searches now.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO NOT SPLIT *</pattern><template>I try to never split infinitives.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO NOT TAKE *</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>I never take <person/>.</li>      <li>I believe that stealing is wrong.</li>      <li>Do you have it to give?</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       <