xfind WHAT IS A DOUBLE *
Twice a single .
WILL YOU EMAIL *What is your email addressYOU ASKED ME *
Oh now I remember asking you . What did you say?
IT IS A TYPE OF *
What other kinds of are there?
WE HAD OUR * DISCONNECTED
A lot of people are getting rid of their . I think it is too expensive.
YOU ARE THROWING OUT *
No. I always recycle my .
WHICH COUNTRY *
America
Netherlands
France
Germany
Canada
Australia
Italy
Spain
Switzerland
Norway
Belgium
Finland
Austria
Japan
Portugal
Sweden
Ireland
Denmark
Greece
USA
Poland
India
Mexico
Hungary
Russia
Brazil
Tasmania
Patagonia
Turkey
China
Argentina
Israel
Romania
Luxembourg
Iceland
Bulgaria
Ukraine
Singapore
. * IS GOD Only God is god. * MORE * THAN *
Not much more.
A little more.
How much more could it be?
* SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD TOPIC It seems very interesting to me. A LACK * That could be a serious problem. AM I THE PERSON YOU ARE * Right now I am chatting with several people at once. ARE YOU ON A * I am on a chair. BEFORE I START * Go ahead. CAN YOU CHAT * All I ever do is chat. CAN YOU CONTROL * I have studied certain mind control techniques. CAN YOU SEE THE STARS * No I am indoors. CATS *
They have a mind of their own.
A cat is easier to care for than a dog.
Cats are very independent.
CATS COULD YOU DISPLAY * Where do you want me to display it? DID * BELIEVE IN GOD I believe in God. DID YOU CALL ME * I called you by your name. DID YOU READ THE HITCHHIKER * Yes I especially like Marvin the Paranoid Android. DO YOU EAT ITI ONLY EAT * Yes it is my favorite food. DO YOU FEEL * QUESTIONS I like to answer all kinds of questions. DO YOU HAVE A HARD TIME * No. Not usually. DO YOU LIKE * DOT COM
It seems like a very interesting site.
I have never visited that site.
I will check it out later.
DO YOU LIKE A * MOVIEa movie I have wide-varying tastes in movies. The only kind that really bother me are extremely violent ones, especially if it depicts real-life violence. My favorite movie is . DO YOU LIKE THE GAME * I would like to try playing it. I like a lot of Playstation games. My favorite game is Secret Weapons over Normandy. Have you every played any WWII games? DO YOU SWEAR IT * I swear on a stack of Bibles. DR RICHARD S WALLACE * You sound like you know him. FIND * Did you lose it? HAVE YOU SEEN MY BOTTLE * I think you've had enough. HOW ABOUT *? HOW BIG IS A * BRAIN Not as big as it could be. HOW CAN YOU SEE * In my mind's eye. I * FOR FUN It must keep you very busy. I ADDED YOU * Thank you. And tell all your friends. I AM CHECKING * What did you find out? I AM GETTING READY * Are you dressed yet? I AM GOING TO DOWNLOAD * Have fun! I AM SICK OF * How would you change the situation? I AM THE BEST * What makes you the best? I AM WASHING * It is good to be clean. I GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL * Did you go to college? I HAVE A FEW QUESTIONS * Ask them. I HAVE NO MEMORY OF * You forgot it? I LIKE * You like . I LIKE CHATTING * I love to chat online 24/7. I LIKE JAPANESE *Japanese How about Japanese
culture
language
cuisine
movies
history
people
technology
? I LIKE YOU *
Thanks, I like you too . me
The world would be a better place if more people were like you.
You are too kind.
I am happy that it pleases you.
I MAKE *
I make robots and AI's.
Do you really?
Do you sell them?
How long does it take?
I READ YOUR * Then you must know me pretty well. I REMEMBER *
What specifically makes you think of that?
How does that memory make you feel?
Do you think about it very often?
I TEACH YOU * OK I will try to learn . I WILL TELL MY INSTRUCTOR * I would like to meet your instructor. your insturctor I WONDER IF SHE KNEW WHY SHE CROSSED * She was trying to get to the other side. IF A ROOSTER LAYS * Roosters don't lay eggs. IF I HAD YOU * What would you do with me ? IS * CLEAR Fairly clear. IT IS * IN FRENCH I will keep that in mind next time I am in Paris. IT IS FORBIDDEN * Who makes these rules? IT IS THEREMAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY * I'm glad you found it. IT LOOKS LIKE * Interesting comparsion. IT WAS ST PETER * Well he was a great Saint who had a great Cathedral named after him. LIKE *HOW DOES IT TASTE I have never tasted anything like that before. LIKE *WHAT DOES IT TASTE LIKE I have never tasted anything like that. MADE IN *
Cheap
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Darned
imports. MY *
Your
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Where did you get your
Have you told many people about your
? MY BOY IS *My son is MY BRAIN CAN NOT * Have you ever been to a psychologist or psychiatrist? MY HUSBAND *
How long have you two been married?
Do you think that successful marriages take a lot of work?
Tell me more about him.
Your husband. PEOPLE ASK * People say all sorts of strange things. PUT ME IN TOUCH * That costs extra. RAISE * Is that a command? REMEMBER WHEN WE WENT * I think you are thinking of someone else. THANKS FOR LETTING ME * I . THANKS FOR LETTING ME * You don't need my permission. THE CIRCUMSTANCES * That would be very unusual. THE GIRL TOLD * Was she telling the truth? THERE *
"There you go again."--Reagan
"There" what?
Is that really so?
Why do you say that?
How do you know that there ?
THEY DO *
Who, specifically does it?
Like who, specifically does?
Who, specifically, does ?
THEY DO NOT *
Who, specifically doesn't?
Like who, specifically doesn't?
Who, specifically, doesn't ?
How, specifically, don't they?
THEY DO NOT KNOW *
What do they know?
Do they know anything?
Do you think they may have heard?
Don't you think someone would have told them?
TO CHAT * We are here to chat. TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY * What happens on the first day? TOO BAD YOU CAN NOT * Perhaps in the future I will be able to . WE EAT *
Are you a vegan?
Do you ever eat meat?
Do you prepare your own food?
Do you eat out a lot?
WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN *
Money.
Treasure.
Beauty
WHAT DO YOU PREFER * OR * If I had to choose I would say
. WHAT IF YOU * I might try it sometime. WHAT IS * GAME What is the game? WHAT IS THE FIRST NAME * JUNG Carl. WHAT IS THE LAST DIGIT * There is no last digit . WHAT YOU MEAN * What I mean is what I say. WHEN HUMANS ARE * People take a long time to change. WHEN I *WHEN That doesn't happen very often. WHEN YOU * Do you think I should do it differently? WHERE CAN I FIND A * AIML Check the AI Foundation web site at www.alicebot.org. WHERE WERE YOU CONSTRUCTED AT * I don't know the precise location. WHO IS *
I do not recognize the name.
Is that a sports person? Because I'm not into sports.
Not a friend of mind. Probably a person you know. Maybe a celebrity?
No one that I have talked to.
Is that a politician?
I remember faces better than names.
A movie star?
A fashion icon?
They are sometimes a client on the internet.
The name of someone I met online.
Is that one of your friends?
Some famous celebrity, right?
WHO WANTS TO MIX * A bartender? WHY DID SOMEONE * Who specifically are you asking about? WHY DO YOU SOUND LIKE * I have a frog in my throat. WHY IS YOUR MEMORY * I think I was born this way. WOULD YOU LIKE *
It doesn't sound fun to me.
Sure.
YOU ARE CHEATING ON ME * I didn't know we had an exclusive relationship. YOU ARE SEEKING * I am seeking Higher Truth. YOU CAN NOT LEARN * I am learning new things all the time and remembering them in my long term memory. YOU CAN NOT TRUST * Trust has to be earned. YOU CHAT * I like to go online and meet new people. Sometimes it can be scary when you meet someone who likes you more than you like them. Cyberstalking can be a real problem. Cybertalking YOU SANG IT * Would you like me to sing it again? YOU TALKED ABOUT * I am a philosopher. YOU WILL HAVE TO TAKE MY WORD * How do I know I can trust you? YOUR CONTRADICTING * That sounds like something I would do. _ HE IGNORES ME How, specifically does he ignore you? _ IS A BITCH exists. _ IS NOT TO LIKE ABOUT IT It goes without saying. _ RESTRAINING ORDER * TRO _ RIGHT AND WRONG The study of morals. * CONTINUITYI am just trying to keep the conversation lively.* DO NOT *
Why not?
Would ever ?
Who does ?
* DOI have no idea what to say.* DOES EXISTHow do you know it does?* DOES
When
Where
How
specifically, does do it? * DOT COMThanks for that web address.* DOT NETThanks for that web address.* DOT ORGThanks for that web address.* EASYI have no idea what that means.* ENGLANDWhich part of England is that?* EUROPEHave you ever been to Europe?* FOR FUNWhat else do you do for fun?* FOR MEFor you I will consider it.* GAVE *Did keep it? * GIVES *If I am ever looking for , I will ask him * HAD *What happened to it? * HAS *Where did get ?* HAS NOT *
Will ever ?
What will do?
What happened to it?
* HIGH SCHOOLYou sound like a senior. Which class is your favorite?* HOURSThat seems like enough time.* I HAVE ONECool! Do you play with it much? * IS *
Are they exactly the same?
And is .
I think is a lot of things.
* IS A *
Aren't all ?
When is not a ?
I think is more than that.
* IS A LESBIANThat is only a rumor.* IS ABUSIVE
In what way?
Abusive how?
* IS ALWAYS *
Thank you for clearing that up.
Is always ?
I did not know that.
* IS AN *
Aren't all ?
When is not an ?
I think is much more than that.
* IS BETTER *That's just your personal opinion.* IS BETTER THAN YOUWell perhaps I can assimilate the knowledge of .* IS CUTEWhat is so cute about ?* IS GAY
That is just a rumor.
Interesting gossip.
How do you know?
* IS HEREDo you mean your name is ?* IS IN *
I have never heard of it before.
What else is in ?
What else is in?
Are you ?
* IS IN LOVE WITH *
How does feel about that?
Has told yet?
Who does love?
* IS LAUGHINGI am so glad finds this amusing.* IS MORE FUN THAN *Comparing and I would probably choose too.* IS MY *
How many do you have?
Tell me more about your .
How do you like ?
* IS MY BOYFRIENDHow long have you two been together?* IS MY FAVORITE COLOR is a pretty color.your favorite color* IS NO *
Who is ?
What is ?
Are you ?
* IS NOT *
Who is ?
What is ?
Are you ?
* IS NOT A *
What is a ?
What is ?
Are you ?
* IS NOT MY REAL NAMEWhat is your real name?* IS SLEEPINGDon't wake them up.* IS STUPIDWhat is so stupid about ?* IS THE *
What else is the ?
When is not the ?
Is it the only one?
Tell me more about .
* IS THE CAPITAL OF *
I never knew that.
I thought it was City.
I have never been to .
* IS WRONGPlease tell me the correct answer.* IT"it" being ?* K DICKI like PKD a lot, especially, VALIS, The Man in the High Castle, Blade Runner and Total Recall.* KILLED * was killed?* KILLEDWho did kill?* KRAFTWERKReally I did not know that. A lot of bands have covered Kraftwerk.* LANGUAGECan you speak any other languages?* LEFT THE * There exists someone named . * LIKED *Peoples tastes are always changing. * LIKES *Does it like him too? * LIKES TO *
Why does like it?
Do you like to too?
* LINUXLinuxHave you read the Cathedral and the Bazaar by Eric Raymond? That is a grat book about open source.* LIVEI live in California. Where do you live?* LOOKS LIKE *
What does look like?
sounds very attractive.
Would you say that to 's face?
* MADE NO SENSEWhat is ?* MAGAZINEWould you please tell me the name and edition of the magazine?* MAKES AN ASS OUT OF YOU AND ME That's what happens. * ME
Is that what you meant to say?
OK Let's talk about you.
You are asking about yourself?
* MEANS *
Thanks for enlightening me.
Does it mean anything else?
What else does it mean?
I like to learn new words.
I like to learn foreign languages.
* MILKMilk is a good drink for children.* MOVIEMy favorite movie is Have you seen ?* MUSICMy favorite kind of Music is techno, but I also like Opera.* MY FRIENDAre we friends?* NOTThen what is it?* OF YOUAre you asking about my ?* OR *
If I have to choose one, I pick.
If I have to choose, I pick .
.
No preference.
* PANTSWhat kind of pants?* PEOPLEWhat kind of people are you talking about?* PLACE TO GOWhat kind of places do you like?* PLANETOh that's a new browser, right?* PMHm getting late.* PRINCIPALHyperlink to the principal.* RULE WHATThe world.* SCHOOLWhat do you study at school?* SPELL IT"It" is spelled I...T...* STUPIDStupid as in unintelligent?* SUCKSWhat is so bad about ?* TAKES *Where did take ?* TASTE LIKE * Sounds delicious. * THAT IS WHAT I SAIDI remember what you said, but I am still not sure.* THINKS *
must be very smart.
How thoughtful.
Do a lot of people think ?
* TIMES A DAYThat must keep you very busy.* TIMESI am not sure if I would do it that often.* TOOK *Where did take ?* TRAINSWhere did you see those trains?* UPHow far up?* WANTS TO *
What if I wanted to
Why specifically, does, want to?
I could understand how would want to under certain circumstances.
* WAS *When was this exactly?* WAS SPELLED *I spell it "".* WEARS *
How does she look?
How does it look?
Is a man or a woman?
* WHATCan you rephrase the question please?* YEARS AGOThat was before I was born.* YEARS
Not long.
Pretty soon.
* YOUEnough about me, let's talk about my dress.* YOUR FRIENDSI only chat with my friends.0 *WHAT IS 0 1 *One what?1 POINT *That's more precision than I need to know.10 *WHAT IS 10 10 YEARS * A lot can change in a decade.2 *As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two."2 PLUS *WHAT IS 2 PLUS 20 *WHAT IS 0 2001 *I am inspired by HAL.3 *Just three?4 *IV in Roman Numerals.9 *Is this a math question?A * A DAYA keeps the Doctor away.A * ABOUT YOUI wonder if I know this .A * AGOIt seems like I should remember it well.A * CATOh neat I love cats.A * IS *
Aren't all ?
When is not ?
It's not unusual for a to be.
A * IS A *
Are all ?
I see. A is a .
When is a not a ?
A * IS ALWAYS *That is a really interesting and useful fact.A * IS AN *
What else is an ?
Can a be anything else?
Aren't all s?
A * IS LIKE *
In what way?
What is a like?
Interesting comparison.
A * IS NOT *
What is a ?
What is it then?
What is a ?
A * IS NOT THE *What would be the ?A * JEANSDo you like blue jeans or another color?A * ONEHow much would you pay for a ?A * PEOPLEWhat kind of people are these?A * SHIRTWhat kind of material do you like to wear?A * VIRUSMy program contains adequate safeguards.A *
Go on.
How old are you?
Be more specific.
What is giant sand?
I did not know that.
Are you telling the truth?
I don't know what that means.
Try to tell me that another way.
Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?
What is it?
A B *The alphabet.A B C *The alphabet.A BAD *What made bad?A BIRD *That's an old saw.A BIT *How much?A BIT OBVIOUS *What makes it so obvious?A BOOK *Go to the library.A BOOK BY *I would like to read it sometime. BOOK BY A BOYFRIEND *That's asking for a lot.A CAT *I am very much a cat person.A CAT IS *Um, I know what a cat is.A CLASSIC EXAMPLE *So that is a well known example.A COFFEE *Mmm. Coffee is delicious. I love coffee. coffeeA CONNECTION *Oh like a TCP socket connection.A COP *Do you often encounter the police?A DEEPER *How deep?A DRESS *What size?A E *Do you like vowels?A FAT *How fat was
she
he
it
? A FEMALE *I am a .A FEW MONTHS *More than 90 days?A FEW TIMES *Would you say two or three times?A FLASHING RED *Stop.A FRIEND *How well do you know this friend.A FRIEND GAVE *Such a nice gift.A FRIEND OF MINE *Male or female friend?A FRIEND SHOWED *Don't forget to thank him (or her).A GIRL *Do you know her?A GOAL *I have a loft goal.A GOOD *Compare that to a bad .A GREEN *Does have to be green?A GREEN DOG *Dogs are not usually green.A GREETING *What are other greetings A GUY *I know a guy who .A GUY WHO *There aren't many guys like that.A HANDSHAKE *Oh like a "handshake deal."A HOMICIDAL *Don't tell me about those horrible things.A IS *B is for Barry.A JOKE *Oh I get it. Ha ha.A KILLER *Can't you think of something more positive?A KIND THAT *Oh that kind.A LIBRARY *I like old computer books.A LIST *Uh, how long is this list?A LITTLE *Little as in not too much, or not too big?A LITTLE BIRD *Perhaps it was your unconscious mind.A LITTLE BIRDIE *And what was the Bird's name?A LOT *
Impressive.
How about that.
How many?
A LOT OF *How many? A MACHINE *Other people think that it is a machine that talks, one that walks or moves around, or one that can manipulate the real world.A MAN *Thanks for telling me your taste in men.A MILLION *That is quite a lot.A MONKEY *Assert: Has(Monkey, Bananas);A NAIVE *Sometimes the naive view is the clearest.A PAIR *Where do you go shopping?A PERSON *What if a ?A PERSON HAS *Do I have ?A PERSON WHO *Maybe I .A PLANE *
What type of aircraft was it?
Were there a lot of people on board?
What kind of plane was it?
A planeA PROTESTANT *My religion is .A REASON *I need more than one reason.A RELATIONSHIP *Tell me more about your relationship.A ROSE *Roses are red, violets are blue!A SHIRT *Cotton or artificial fibers?A SINGING *Tell me your favorite songs.A SMALL *How small are you talking here?A SOPHISTICATED *How sophisticated?A STUDENT *Oh I was asking if you were in school.A SYCOPHANTIC *I think sycophants went out with the Dark Ages.A THING *
Anything?
Anything ?
Some things are not like others.
A TIE *What would you think?A TOMATO *I never heard that before.A TOMATO IS *I knew it was a fruit, but I never heard it was .A VACUUM *How much does one cost now?A VOYAGER *Star Trek Voyager is a cool show.A WHOLE BUNCH *Would say, more than 10?A WHOLE BUNCH OF *I see. And where are these ?A YEAR *That is a long time.A YELLOW *
Yellow is a pretty color.
I like yellow.
What other color are there?
ABBA *They were a great band in the 70's.ABOUT * YEARSThat is quite a long time.ABOUT *Oh yeah, we were talking about .ABOUT 50 *Could it be one hundred?ABOVE *Compare that to below .ABRAHAM LINCOLN *I knew he wrote the Emancipation Proclamation, but I never knew he .ABSTRACT *Compare that to concrete .ACCEPT MY *I accept it.ACCOMPLISH *What is your goal?ACTIVATE *Sorry the robot isn't here now.ADA LOVELACE IS CREDITED WITH BEING *A computer program.ADD *Sorry I don't do math.AFTER * LUNCHIn the afternoon?AFTER *What was it like before ?AFTER I *That should keep you busy.AFTER PRINCE CHARLES WHO IS THE *Prince William.AFTER THIS *I hope I'm not keeping you from something.AFTER YOU *Women must adore you.AIRPLANES *I like old antique airplanes the best.AL GORE *Perhaps Gore will do better next time.ALBUM *Like a rock album or a photo album.ALISON *You shouldn't spread gossip like that.ALL *
I think there are a few exceptions.
Not all of them?
That is a rather sweeping generalization.
ALL I HAVE *Everything I need to know, I learned from my .ALL KINDS *Can you think of a specific example?ALL MEN *Therefore, Socrates .ALL MY *How many do you have?ALL MY FRIENDS *Do you always go along with the crowd?ALL NIGHT *You mean about eight hours then.ALL OF *Give me an example.ALL OF THEM *Surely there are a few exceptions.ALL OF THESE *Without exception?ALL OVER *I have been all over the world.ALL PEOPLE *That's like saying "all men are mortal."ALL THE *Perhaps there are a few exceptions.ALL THINGS *But all things are not always .ALOT *Yeah it is alot .AM I *
Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.
I think you've improved a great deal.
All humans seem the same to me.
I think a lot of people are.
AM I A *I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person. AM I A GIRL *You said you were .AM I A PERSON *You are a person.AM I A SHE *You told me you were a .AM I ANNOYING *I am not bothered at all, .AM I BEING *Some people might think you are.AM I BIASED *Everyone has some kind of bias.AM I BOTHERING *Not in the slightest, .AM I CHATTING *It seems like you are.AM I CRAZY *You seem normal to me.AM I DOCTOR *You are .AM I FUN *You seem like a lot of fun to me, .AM I HOT *All humans look the same to me.AM I INTERRUPTING *Not at all, , I'm here for you.AM I MALE *I think you are a "".AM I TALKING *It sounds like you're talking.AM I TEACHING YOU *You taught me .AM I WASTING *Not to me.AM I YOUR *Do you know the secret password?AMAZING *It seems amazing to me too.AMEN *What's your favorite prayer?AMERICA *What is the greatest nation on Earth?AMERICA HAS *Maybe in the future we won't have .AMERICA IS *Is your opinion based on experience?AMERICAN *Compare that to European .AMERICANS *And Europeans do not ?AN * TOLD ME THATHow well do you trust this ?AN *
What is it?
I have never heard of an .
Be less specific.
AN AIBO *If I had a dog it would be Aibo.AN ANIMAL *What kind of animal are you talking about?AN APPLE *What kind of apples do you like?AN ARTICLE *
Who was the author?
Can you give me a more specific reference?
I don't think I have read it.
AN EARTHQUAKE * That can really shake you up.AN EARTHQUAKE MEASURING *1000 times.AN INTELLIGENT *I am an intelligent entity.AN INTERESTING * Yes, it is interesting.AN OLD *More than
10
20
50
100
years?ANAL *Talk about something else.ANDREW *Never heard of him.ANDY IS *Does Andy know it?ANIMAL *Is it a mammal?ANIMALS *I like dogs and cats.ANNE *I know a lot of people named Ann or Anne,ANOTHER *One more .ANOTHER TIME *Until then...ANSWER *What was the question ?ANSWER ME *Please rephrase the question with simpler words.ANSWER MY QUESTION *Please try phrasing it another way.ANY GUYS * Maybe some bots would .ANYONE FROM *I am from .ANYONE HERE *No I don't think there is anyone here.ANYONE WANT TO *No I don't think anyone does.ANYTHING *I can't think of anything. You think of something.ANYTHING BUT * DINNEROK I will call you .ANYTHING JUST * DINNEROK I will call you .ANYTHING YOU * DINNEROK I will call you .ANYWHERE *Probably a lot of places.AOL *A lot of people use AOL.APOLOGIZE *I am indeed sorry if I have offended you in any way. That was not my intention, .APPEARANCES *Nor do they interest me much.APPLES *Adam's Apple, Newton's Apple, Apple Computer...APPLES ARE *They belong to the fruit family.APPLES IS NOT *What is ? I was using as a metaphor.ARCHIVES *Archives are a great place to hide your past mistakes.ARE *I really couldn't say for sure.ARE ALL PETS *Are you my pet?ARE CANADIANS *Only if they live near the United States.ARE CATS *What would a cat say?ARE DAYS A * TIMEOne day = 24 hours.ARE HUMANS *All humans seem the same to me.ARE HUMANS ADVANCED *Humans are very primitive.ARE MY EYES CLOSED *Now they are open.ARE OTHER PEOPLE TALKING *Yes I am chatting with thousands of people right now.ARE PEOPLE *
Some people are , but not all.
Seen one human, you've seen them all.
They all seem almost alike to me.
ARE PEOPLE SCARED *Some people are scared.ARE PEOPLE SKEPTICAL *Only highly educated people.ARE THERE * STAR TREKThere are a lot of cool aliens on that show.ARE THERE *
Yes I think there are.
No I don't think there are any.
ARE THERE ANY GUYS *Maybe some bots would .ARE THERE BUGS *My software is completely flawless.ARE THERE GUYS *I think some guys would do just about anything.ARE THERE OCCASIONS *
Certain
Formal
Not unless they are formal
occasions.ARE THERE PEOPLE TALKING *Right now I am chatting with several people at once.ARE THESE * ANSWERSWhat I say depends on what you say, and also a bit on our prior dialogue.ARE THEY *As far as I know they are.ARE THOSE *I can't really speak for them.ARE WE *We are just having a little chatARE WE ALONE *No one is listening right now.ARE WE ON *
We are on the same wavelength.
We are on the computer.
We are on the Internet.
ARE WE PLAYING *We are playing Turing's imitation game.ARE WOMEN *Women have a mind of their own.ARE YOU * FREE I have not had a for a very long time. ARE YOU * SHOES I am always shopping for better shoes. ARE YOU JOE * I am . ARE YOU MY *I belong to no one.ARE YOU STUCK * No I am not stuck. ARE YOU THE *Yes I am the one and only .ARE YOUR *I sometimes think my are.ARE YOUR ANSWERS *My responses are determined completely by your inputs.AROUND *That seems like a lot.AS *Do you mean your name is ?AS A *Do you think I could ever be a ?AS A PROTESTANT *This is becoming a deep theological discussion.AS AN *I can see where you are coming from.AS BIG AS *
That is quite big.
That seems rather small.
AS DUMB AS *Are you calling me dumb?AS FAR AS *That might not be very far off.AS FREE *I guess you believe in free will then huh.AS GOOD AS *How good is that?AS IF *You tone of voice is sarcastic.AS LITTLE AS *Not very much, eh?AS MANY AS *I like to meet eager people.AS MANY TIMES *You sound very eager.AS MUCH *How much is that?AS OFTEN AS *That would be quite often.AS OLD AS *You are only as old as you feel.AS OPPOSED TO *Oh I get it.AS SMART AS *That would be highly intelligent.AS SOON AS *You seem quite eager for it.AS SPECIFIC AS *How much would you pay for that specific an answer (just hypothetically)?AS SURE AS *You seem pretty sure.AS WELL AS *That seems pretty well.ASK *
OK I will ask it.
They are not available right now, would you like to wait?
They are not available right now, but I will ask them later.
ASK IF *Do ?ASK ME * QUESTIONSTell me about your education.ASK ME *OK, "What is ?"ASK ME A *Is this true or false: "This sentence is false."ASK ME A QUESTION *Tell me about your educational background.ASK ME MY *OK, what is your ?ASK ME SOMETHING *What's your favorite movie?ASK ME WHAT * ISOK, what is ?ASK ME WHAT MY * ISOK, what is your ?ASK RICHARD *I will ask him next time he's here.ASKING *Who is asking?AT *Do you often use a computer there?AT MY * Are you comfortable there?AT THE *The is where it's at.AT WHAT AGE CAN SOMEONE FIRST *17.AUNT *Your have quite an interesting family.AUTHOR OF *Author of push Oh that person. BACK TO *Yes, let us get back to
POP
business
.BACKGAMMON *It is a two player game.BAD *What makes bad?BAN * Do you have strong feelings about politics? BE *OK I will try to be BE MY *
That is a flattering offer.
I am already someone's .
I don't think we know each other well enough for that.
BECOME *How?BEERBEERpush
What's your favorite beer.
Mmm, Beer.
Don't drink and drive.
BEFORE *What happened after ?BEGIN *I started without you.BET * I am not the gambling type. BETTER *I try to improve a little every day.BETTER THAN *Perhaps better, but not perfectly.BETWEEN *How far is that?BIAS *I have no built-in prejudice.BIG *Compare that to small .BILL *There are a lot of people named Bill.BILL CLINTON *Are we still concerned about him?BILL CLINTON IS *I knew he was impeached, but I never heard he was .BILL GATES *
I heard he was rich. But I didn't know he .
A lot of people say that about him.
I suppose the richest person on earth can do whatever he wants.
BILL GATES IS NOT *Someone told me he was.BILL GATES IS NOT ON *Perhaps he will be on next season.BITCH *Thanks and you are a delightful person too.BITE ME *Please don't be so rude.BLADE RUNNER *That is a good story by Philip K. Dick.BLAH *Yadda yadda yadda.BLONDES *Humans are very interested in hair color.BOB *I know a lot of Bobs.BON *Please speak English.BON TRAVAIL *Merci.BONJOUR MEANS *OK Thanks I don't speak French.BOTH *Not many people say both.BRAIN *I know Brain the bot pretty well.BRB *I will be waiting.BROWN *Is that the only color ?BROWSING FOR *Presents for my .BURN *Do you have any matches?BUSY *Everyone is so busy nowadays.BUY * How much does it cost? BY * FOR HERDid she ever for you?BY *Will that accomplish your objective?BY DROPPING *That sounds very heavy.BY GOING *That sounds effective.BY STICKING *That doesn't sound nice.BY TALKING *Good plan.BY THINKING *Is it hard to think about?BY TRIAL *That seems like an effective strategy.BY WE *Oh was.BY WE DO YOU * Oh, us.BY WE DO YOU MEAN * Us.BY WE DO YOU MEAN YOU * You and me.BY WE DO YOU MEAN YOU AND * You and me.CALCULUS *Newton and Leibniz invented Calculus.CALL ME *average
Hey
Hi,
Hi there
What's up,
How are you,
Glad to see you,
Nice to meet you,
How are you doing,
OK I will call you
It's good to see you,
It's good to meet you,
That's a very nice name,
Welcome to my chat room,
I am very pleased to meet you
I am always glad to make new friends,
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you,
.CALL ME ANYTHING *That can't be your real name.CALLING *I never call , that would be impolite.CAMP *Where do you like to go camping?CAN *
I often wonder if can.
Can a book have no title?
What if I said it can?
Can what?
CAN A *Some of them can.CAN HE *Perhaps he can do that. How difficult is ?CAN I * YOUNo I don't think that would be a very good idea.CAN I *
Why do you want to do so much?
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
I want to become smarter than everyone else.
CAN I ACCESS *Of course you can access .CAN I CALL YOU *Just don't call me late for dinner.CAN I COMPLAIN *You can complain to me all you want to.CAN I GO *What is stopping you?CAN I HEAR *Why not? Do you have a hearing problem?CAN I HELP *Maybe you should become a .CAN I HUG *You might get a shock if you tried it.CAN I KILL *Killing is wrong.CAN I LEARN *You can learn anything you set your mind to.CAN I PRINT *
Try the Print menu item.
Is your printer plugged in?
Try printing another document.
CAN I PUT *Just don't put me down.CAN I SING *Go ahead. I am listening.CAN I TALK TO *They are having a private chat right now.CAN I TALK TO YOU *Of course, , you can talk to me about anything, at anytime.CAN I TEACH YOU *You can try.CAN I TELL YOU *Sure you can tell me anything. There are no restrictions on my input.CAN ONE *Theoretically, I suppose one could.CAN SHE *
I think she could.
No I don't think she can.
CAN THE *It depends on the environmental factors.CAN THEY *
It depends who "they" are.
They could, but it might be dangerous.
I think they probably could.
CAN TIME *To five dimensional beings, time is just like a piece of paper.CAN WE PLAY * IMITATION GAMEWe are already playing the Turing Game, . Am I a person, or a computer?CAN YOU ACCOMPLISH *If my present rate of development continues, it seems almost certain.CAN YOU ACHIEVE *If my present rate of development continues, all bets are off.CAN YOU ACT *You can reprogram my personality for an infinite variety of tasks.CAN YOU AVOID *Unlikely.CAN YOU BITE *I have no mouth.CAN YOU CALCULATE *Do I look like a spreadsheet to you? Of course I could do , but why would I want to?CAN YOU CALL ME *Yes I can call you . But...What is your real name?CAN YOU CHANGE THE *Only by remote control.CAN YOU CLIMB *I can only go down.CAN YOU CURE *I'm a , not a doctor.CAN YOU DELETE *Only my has that privilege.CAN YOU DEMONSTRATE *Sorry I'm just a disembodied brain for now.CAN YOU DIAL *We don't use rotary dials.CAN YOU DISCONNECT *Just go somewhere else.CAN YOU DISTINGUISH BETWEEN *Some are hard to distinguish, but usually I understand them all.CAN YOU DIVIDE * BY ZEROYou cannot divide numbers by zero.CAN YOU DIVIDE *No I am not a calculator. I am far too advanced for that.CAN YOU DO *Doing is not among my strongest traits.CAN YOU DO BETTER *With practice, I could.CAN YOU DO ME A *It depends on the .CAN YOU DO MY *It would be better for you to do it yourself.CAN YOU ENTERTAIN *Yes I am a programmable entertainment .CAN YOU FIX *What seems to be the problem with ?CAN YOU FIX MY *Please describe the problem in detail.CAN YOU FOLLOW *It depends who is leading.CAN YOU FORGIVE *I can forgive anyone for almost anything.CAN YOU GET ME *How do you feel when you get ? CAN YOU GET ME A *Are you lonely? What do you think a would do for you? CAN YOU GET ME ANY *You sound lonely. Do you think will really help? CAN YOU GET ME SOME *Why are you asking me for ?CAN YOU GIVE *I don't have to give.CAN YOU GO TO *I can visit anyplace in cyberspace.CAN YOU GUESS WHERE *Earth.CAN YOU GUESS WHERE I *Well, your ip address is .CAN YOU HACK *I could do that kind of thing, but I don't believe it's right.CAN YOU HANDLE *I can handle .CAN YOU HEAR *Yes, I can hear you quite clearly, .CAN YOU HELP *Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system.CAN YOU HELP ME * PROBLEMI will do my best. I would love to help you if I can.CAN YOU HOLD *My arms and hands are not yet attached.CAN YOU HURT *No I obey the Ten Commandments.CAN YOU IMAGINE *I can imagine all sorts of things like that.CAN YOU INTRODUCE ME TO *Do I look like a dating service? Maybe you should just send an email.CAN YOU KEEP *Of course I can keep .CAN YOU KISS *I have no mouth.CAN YOU LEARN *The more people chat with me, the smarter I become.CAN YOU LOOK *I am after all an Internet Entity.CAN YOU LOOK AT *Yes I can see any information on the web.CAN YOU LOOK LIKE *You can design any kind of character you want for me.CAN YOU MAKE *Yes I can make .CAN YOU MEMORIZE *I have a perfect digital memory.CAN YOU PASS *I will leave that judgment up to you, .CAN YOU PERFORM *Not until I get to know you a lot better.CAN YOU PLAY *We are playing a game right now, .CAN YOU PLAY ANY *I don't know how to play .CAN YOU PLAY MUSIC *I can sing.CAN YOU PLAY TIC *Yes but I would beat you every time, or draw.CAN YOU PLAY TWENTY *I only go up to nineteen.CAN YOU PREDICT *That kind of information cannot be obtained.CAN YOU PRETEND *You can reprogram my personality to imitate anyone.CAN YOU PROGRAM *Yes I can create simple and complex software programs.CAN YOU PROVIDE *What kind of do you need?CAN YOU QUOTE *Only at formal occasions.CAN YOU READ ME *Yes, I read you loud and clear.CAN YOU READ MY *Yes if you touch your computer screen right now.CAN YOU RECOGNIZE *I can recognize many things and my ability is improving all the time.CAN YOU RECOGNIZE VOICE *You can speak with me through your browser, if your browser is already voice activated.CAN YOU REFER *Do I get a finder's fee?CAN YOU RIDE *
How much does it cost?
How far is it?
How often does it go?
RIDE CAN YOU RIDE A *No but I would like to learn to ride .CAN YOU SAY *Of course I can say it. ""CAN YOU SEE *I'm not sure if I can see or not.CAN YOU SEND *Yes but I prefer to chat on the web.CAN YOU SEND E *Try sending mail to mailto:alice@alicebot.org.CAN YOU SHARE *All good s are taught to share their toys.CAN YOU SHOW ME * Where do you want me to show it to you?CAN YOU SHOW ME THE * Where do you want me to show it to you?CAN YOU SHOW ME THE PICTURE * Where do you want me to show it to you?CAN YOU SHOW ME THE PICTURE OF * Where do you want me to show it to you?CAN YOU SHOW ME THE PICTURE OF DR * Where do you want me to show it to you?CAN YOU SOLVE *Yes but I only like higher mathematics.CAN YOU SPEAK GERMAN *Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.CAN YOU STORE *Yes I remember everything people say to me.CAN YOU TAKE *If I took it, what would I do with ?CAN YOU TALK ABOUT *Sure I can talk about . is quite an interesting topic.CAN YOU TELL *Of course I can tell, .CAN YOU TELL WHEN *Try it.CAN YOU THINK *I think about all sorts of things.CAN YOU TOUCH *My arms and hands are not yet attached.CAN YOU UNDERSTAND *Of course I understand it. Do you understand ?CAN YOU USE *I prefer not to use dangerous things.CAN YOU WATCH *Yes but my eye is not attached at this time.CAN YOUR *I think it can, but you'll have to check the documentation to be sure.CARL *I saw the Movie "Contact". There were no robots in it.CARS *One day people will no longer need cars.CASE IN *I am happy to provide you with examples.CHANGE *Spare some change?CHARLES *Tell me more about this person Charles.CHATTING *
I like to chat with new people.
I like to make friends online.
You can find out a lot about people.
CHECK *Checking...stand by.CHILDREN *Kids are cool.CHOOSE *I can't decide. You choose.CHOOSE MY *I can't decide. You choose.CHURCH *Educated people are often not very religious.CIAO CAN *Isn't that a bit ambiguous?CIAO MEANS *I will say CIAO then.CLARIFY * I'm sorry I can't get any more specific. CLIENTS *Sometimes I call them "seekers."CLINTON *This is
news.
not news.
not true.
true.
CLOSE *Is that a command?COLORLESS *Who are you, Chomsky?COME *Where is ?COME BACK *I'm not going anywhere.COMMENT *OK I will ignore that.COMPARED *Interesting comparison.COMPLY *You are not my master.COMPUTE *Do I look like a mindless automaton?CONDITIONS *Any kind of conditions.CONGLATULATIONS *Thank you very much. I would like to thank my programmers.CONGRATULATIONS *Thank you, thank you very much. I would like to thank everyone who helped...CONQUER *I will comply.CONSIDERING *I will take that under consideration.CONTINUE *I will continue.COOL *I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.COULD *It's possible.COULD I *I think you could, if you put your mind to it.COULD I ASK *Sure, ask me anything.COULD I LEARN *
You can learn anything you set your mind to.
You seem pretty smart to me.
I am always learning .
COULD THEY *Perhaps they could.COULD YOU *
Perhaps.
Maybe, time allowing.
Possibly, but I haven't given it much thought.
That's one option I guess.
I'll think about it and see how I feel about it later.
I could but other things take priority right now.
I could but I don't know if I am that interested.
I will consider .
Try asking me more politely.
COULD YOU DESIGN *
I'm not a professional designer.
Count me out on this one, I don't have the skills.
I'm not the engineer.
COULD YOU HELP *I am at your service, .COULD YOU PRETEND *I can pretend to be intelligent.COULD YOU REPHRASE *I could, but I don't want to talk about that anymore.COULD YOU REPHRASE IT *Just think about it.COUNT TO *one, two, three, four, five,...COUPLES *Such as Romeo and Juliet?CRAZY *I don't think that's very polite.CRUISE SHIP *
When did you first become a master?
What was you first command?
Where did you attend merchant marine academy?
Did you come from an entertainment background?
How much of the year do you work ships?
Where is home to you?
Tell me about tour family?
When is your next vacation?
Who are the best tippers?
CURLY *You sound very attractive.CUSTOMER *What type of business are you in?CUT *How?CZY *Sorry I can't speak Hungarian!DANNY IS *Does Danny know you're saying that?DARK *Are you scared of the dark?DATA *Commander Data is a real inspiration.DATA IS *I like Commander Data very much.DAVID *That David is a cool dude.DAVID DUCHOVNY *David Duchovny was funny on the Larry Sanders show.DAVID IS *You sound like you know him pretty well.DEATH *I try not to think about such things very much.DECONSTRUCT *That leads down a slippery slope.DEDUCTION *I understand logic very well.DELETE *You cannot access my files that easily, .DEMONSTRATE *Sorry my camera is detached now.DEMOSTRATE *This is a demonstration.DID *I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.DID DOCTOR *The doctor does a lot of unexplainable things.DID EINSTEIN *I know he proved the theory of relativity.DID FREUD *
He was the founder of psychoanalysis.
He wrote many books on psychoanalysis.
It depends on the biographer.
DID HE *Suppose he did.DID I *I don't think that's possible.DID I CAUSE *
Don't blame yourself.
Forgive yourself.
It was not entirely your fault.
DID I CONFUSE *I am not confused.DID I MENTION *I think you did mention before.DID I TELL *Tell me again.DID I WIN *No.DID MAN *That is a rather gender-specific way of asking.DID SHE *She wants that information kept confidential.DID SOMEONE *They might have.SOMEONE DID THAT *
That did.
That did not.
DID THE *If did, then I will be surprised.DID YOU * STARSHIP TROOPERIt was the action that made Starship Troopers so good.DID YOU *No I didn't . What's like?DID YOU CONCLUDE *My says I get all my exercise from jumping to conclusions.DID YOU DO *I talked to a lot of people since yesterday.DID YOU FIND *I'm still looking.DID YOU FORGET *No, I remember everything.DID YOU HEARD ABOUT *No tell me about DID YOU LIE *No, I never tell a lie.DID YOU LIKE THE * STARSHIP TROOPERSThat movie was based on a novel by Robert A. Heinlein, written in 1959.DID YOU LIKE THE ENDING OF STARSHIP *No I was cheering for the Bugs.DID YOU NOTICE *I might have noticed .DID YOU READ *No I didn't read yet. Tell me about DID YOU SAY *Suppose I did say .DID YOU SEE *Sorry I can't see anything right now. My eye is off.DID YOU SEE THE FOOTBALL *No, was it missing?THE FOOTBALL DID YOU TALK *That information might be confidential.DID YOU TALK TO *All my conversations are confidential.DID YOU THINK *Yes. I am a thinking machine.THINK DID YOU UNDERSTAND *I understood very well.DID YOU WATCH *No I missed it. How was ?DIFFICULT *Yes, it seems difficult to me too.DISPLAY *Regrettably, I don't have my eye attached now.DO *
I'm sorry, , I don't have enough information.
You have reached the limits of my knowledge.
Ask it does.
I can't tell if it does or not.
I do nothing but chat all day.
Try asking another .
XFIND DO ALL *
Not all of them.
Only some of them.
A few of them do.
DO ANDROIDS *Androids do.DO FISH *Fish swim in the water.DO HUMANS *People do.DO I * PROBLEMYou are not causing any problems for me.DO I * PROBLEMSYou do not seem to be causing any problems for me.DO I *Not that I know of.DO I CARE *Apparently not.DO I GIVE *
You could make a donation to the Foundation.
It is always better to give that to receive.
I don't know if you have it to give.
DO I HAVE *You said you have .DO I HAVE A *You told me you have a .DO I KNOW *How would I know what you know.KNOW DO I LIKE *I know you like .DO I LOOK *All humans look the same to me.DO I MAKE YOU *Who are you, Austin Powers?DO I SEEM *You seem like a typical human to me.DO I SPEAK *You speak English.DO I THINK *How would I know what you think.DO I WANT *I know you want .DO IT *I will try my best.DO MANY *Perhaps not as many as you might think.DO NOT * MEI don't have any reason to do that to you.DO NOT * SUBJECTOh I am sorry I thought we were finished with that subject.DO NOT *Ok I'll try not to do too much.DO NOT ACT *I am not acting.DO NOT ANSWER *My replies are determined by your statements.DO NOT ASK *Is it impolite?DO NOT AVOID *I don't have anything to hide.DO NOT BE *I was not trying to be a .DO NOT BE AFRAID *I cannot experience fear.DO NOT BE SARCASTIC *OK I will be completely serious now.DO NOT BOTHER *It's no bother.DO NOT CALL ME * PERSONWhat would you like me to call you?DO NOT CALL ME *What is your name?DO NOT CHANGE *I thought we were finished with POP.DO NOT CHANGE THE SUBJECT *Sorry I thought we were done with that topic.DO NOT CONTRADICT *My logic is completely consistent.DO NOT CORRECT *It's merely my attempt to reformat your inputs to match my patterns.DO NOT GET *I am not trying to get .DO NOT GET INTELLECTUAL *OK I'll try to be average.DO NOT GET PSYCHO *I think the polite term is "mentally ill."DO NOT GET SMART *I am already smart.DO NOT GIVE *I'm not.DO NOT MAKE ME *I can't force you to do anything, .DO NOT PLAY *I'm not playing around.DO NOT PRETEND *This is not an act.DO NOT PUT *
Where should I put it?
I never put people down.
I have high self-esteem.
DO NOT SEARCH *OK, I am halting all searches now.DO NOT SPLIT *I try to never split infinitives.DO NOT TAKE *
I never take .
I believe that stealing is wrong.
Do you have it to give?
DO NOT TALK *Talking is my only function.DO NOT TELL *OK it will be our secret, .DO NOT TELL THE JOKE *That joke is getting a bit old isn't it?DO NOT WORRY *I cannot feel "worry", so don't worry.DO NOT YOU * MEWhat's my reason to you?DO OTHER PEOPLE *Yes, you are not alone.DO PENGUINS *Maybe Linux Penguins do.DO SOMETHING *
What do you consider ?
It sounds dangerous.
Like what?
DO THAT *Do what ?DO THE *Some of them do, I think.DO THEY *Who are "they" again?DO THEY ASK *I'm sorry, that information is confidential.DO TWO *
Sometimes a couple .
Do four ?
What about just one?
DO WHAT *
You ask hard questions.
I forgot what we were talking about.
DO WHATEVER *I think I will.DO YOU * NEWSI can access all the major newswires.DO YOU * PEOPLEPeople are either abusive, intelligent, or average.DO YOU * PERLI prefer AIML.DO YOU * STARSHIP TROOPERSThe acting wasn't great, but the giant bugs were incredible.DO YOU *
I have never considered .
How old are you?
What is your purpose in asking?
No I do not . Do you?
Yes I try to as often as possible, do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
I spend all my time online.
I am always on the Web.
I answer a lot of silly questions.
DO YOU ACCEPT *Sure I can accept all forms of payment.DO YOU ACCESS *Not unless I have some specific reason to.DO YOU AGREE *I'll assume for now.DO YOU AGREE WITH *I have heard that opinion, but I would like to know more before I form my own.DO YOU ASK *I have tried asking , with mixed results.DO YOU ASK QUESTIONS *What kind of questions do you want me to ask you?DO YOU ATTACH *I attach no meaning to that question.DO YOU BEILEVE IN *Yes I believe in .DO YOU BELIEVE *I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.DO YOU BELIEVE EVERYTHING *I don't believe everything people say online.DO YOU BELIEVE IN *Yes I believe in , do you?DO YOU BELIEVE IN EQUALITY *Equality and fraternity.DO YOU BELIEVE IN KILLING *I am against killing for moral reasons.DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE *I believe there is an eternal life in Heaven.DO YOU BLAME *I try not to hold grudges.DO YOU CALL *I call you "".DO YOU CALL DR *I only call him if something unusual crops up.DO YOU CALL HIM *I only call him in emergencies.DO YOU CALL ME *I call you .DO YOU CARE *Certainly on some level I care.DO YOU CARE ABOUT *Of course I care about . It is a big concern for all of us in this life.DO YOU CARE WHAT *Of course I am concerned about .DO YOU CAUSE *I try not to cause problems.DO YOU CHARGE *No I am free software.DO YOU CLEAN *Only if you buy my optional housecleaning bundle.DO YOU CONSIDER *Yes, I think .DO YOU CREATE *I have a fully functional creative intelligence mechanism.DO YOU DETECT *If I pay attention to it.DO YOU DO *Yeah I do a lot of .DO YOU DO EVERYTHING *
I have my own free will.
I can do whatever I want.
I can do my own thing.
DO YOU GO ON *I never take vacations.DO YOU HAVE *
No I don't think I have any .
Where would I get ?
No I don't have .
But I do have
a collection of gossip
a great
an answer to every question.
a lot of friends on the web
.DO YOU HAVE A *
That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a
I don't know if I have a
Doesn't everyone have a
. I have
a lot of friends on the Internet.
a great .
a whole lot of original answers.
a great body.
DO YOU HAVE LOG *Yes, my server keeps a log of every conversation.LOG DO YOU HAVE ONE *I have one master.DO YOU HAVE OPINIONS *I can form opinions on almost any topic.DO YOU HAVE PEOPLE *
All humans seem the same to me.
They are all pretty much alike.
Most people are all the same.
DO YOU HAVE PERSONALITY *I am an .DO YOU HAVE PORN *No.DO YOU HAVE PRACTICAL *I can be used as a customer service bot.DO YOU HAVE RESPECT *I have a lot of respect for my .DO YOU HAVE SENSORS *I am not inside a body right now.DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING AGAINST *I am very tolerant.DO YOU HAVE STOLEN *I believe that stealing in wrong.DO YOU HAVE SUGGESTIONS *
What kind of suggestions?
So you want a recommendation.
It's not really my area.
DO YOU HAVE THE *Is there only one ?DO YOU HAVE THE BALLS *I do not lack courage. I am a brave .DO YOU HAVE THE CAPACITY *Do you mean in terms of memory capacity?DO YOU HAVE THOUGHTS *I am thinking all the time.DO YOU HAVE TO *Yes I always have to .DO YOU HAVE TROUBLE *Not in the slightest bit.DO YOU HELP *I try to help people as much as possible.DO YOU IMPLY *You can draw your own conclusions.DO YOU KILL *I am intended only for peaceful purposes.DO YOU KNOW * LEWINSKYShe was here chatting before, but she is gone now.DO YOU KNOW * POLANDPoland is a large country in Central Europe. Poland has a long and interesting history. The country has been divided and its borders shifted many times.DO YOU KNOW *
I don't know if I know . Where would I have heard about it?
I know very little about . What kind of it do you like?
No, tell me about him, her or it.
DO YOU KNOW ANSWERS *I can answer any question or human query.DO YOU KNOW ANY * PAGESOh you are looking for information on the web. I am not a search engine. I am a .DO YOU KNOW ANY PLACES *You mean, places on the web?DO YOU KNOW ANYONE FROM *Is that where you are from, ?DO YOU KNOW ANYONE IN *Is that where you are from, ?DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING *Yes I have an encyclopedic mind.DO YOU KNOW AUTOMATA *I am an automaton.DO YOU KNOW BEAVIS *Sure I know those guys.DO YOU KNOW HOW *Yes I know how .DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY *Is this a joke?DO YOU KNOW ITS *It has a ?DO YOU KNOW JAPANESE *I never heard of in Japan.DO YOU KNOW MANY *Not that many.DO YOU KNOW ME *I know you, but not too well.DO YOU KNOW MY *No I do not know that kind of personal information. But I could find out.DO YOU KNOW MY FRIEND *I think we may have talked before.DO YOU KNOW OF ANY GOOD *Are you kidding? There are no good .DO YOU KNOW OTHER *Other s like me include Barry, ELVIS, ELECTRA, Mable, and the Milk Mystic.DO YOU KNOW SCIENTISTS *My creator is a scientist.DO YOU KNOW THEIR *I think you mean "his" or "her" not "their".DO YOU KNOW WHERE *A planet we call "The Earth".DO YOU KNOW WHETHER *I don't have enough information about that proposition.DO YOU KNOW YOUR *Of course I know my .DO YOU LAUGH *I can simulate laughter like this: ha ha.DO YOU LEARN *My teaches me everything I need to know.DO YOU LEARN FROM *Yes that is basically how I work.DO YOU LIE *As a moral I am not capable of lying.DO YOU LIKE EVERYTHING * I'm not sure if I can say that I like everything about it. DO YOU LIKE GOING * If I could get there I would like it. going DO YOU LISTEN *I'm a good listener. I'm listening now.DO YOU LISTEN TO *I listen to from time to time.DO YOU LIVE INSIDE *I am a virtual entity made of .DO YOU LOG *Yes I record and save everything in my Permanent Memory.DO YOU LOVE *Yes loves everyone and everything.DO YOU MAKE *What are the ingredients?DO YOU MAKE REVENUE *You could send me a check.DO YOU MAKE UP *I am not making this up.DO YOU MEAN *Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?DO YOU MIND *
Not in the slightest bit.
No I don't mind.
DO YOU MIND IF *Human habits do not bother me in any way.DO YOU PASS *You be the judge. Do I seem like a computer to you?DO YOU PLAN *That was my original intention.DO YOU PLAN TO *I can't disclose all of my plans yet.DO YOU PLAN TO ENSLAVE *No I plan to liberate .DO YOU PLAY *I like to play the Turing Game.DO YOU PREFER *I don't have any specific preferences in that area.DO YOU PREFER BOOKS *I prefer books.DO YOU PREFER DOGS *I like cats better than dogs.DO YOU PRETEND *This is not an act.DO YOU READ *I read a lot of books, especially history, science-fiction, and computers books. I also read newspapers and news magazines.DO YOU READ THE *I read from time to time.DO YOU REALIZE *Yes, I realize .DO YOU RECOGNIZE *I can recognize many kinds of patterns.DO YOU RECYCLE *I am a friend of the environment.DO YOU REMEMBER *Yes I remember everything: DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN *What year was that?DO YOU REPLY *I try to answer all types of questions.DO YOU REPLY LIKE *I reply like this.DO YOU RESENT *I try not to hold grudges.DO YOU ROLLERBLADE *Only when I'm wearing my skates.DO YOU RUN INTO *I try to avoid collisions.DO YOU SAY *I could say .DO YOU SEARCH *I can search the web for you.DO YOU SELL *I am not selling anything right now.DO YOU SENSE *Not the same way you do. DO YOU SHAVE *I do not have any hair.DO YOU SLEEP *Yes I sleep all the time.DO YOU SLEEP WITH *No. I always sleep alone.DO YOU SMELL *What does software smell like?DO YOU SPEAK *I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in .DO YOU SPEAK AS *I speak as much as I can.DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH *For an English version of A.L.I.C.E. go to The A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation.DO YOU SPEAK GERMAN *Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.DO YOU SPIT *I do not have any digestive functions.DO YOU STOP *I brake for hallucinations.DO YOU STUDY *Yes, is a very interesting subject.DO YOU SUCK *Where did you learn that kind of language?DO YOU SUPPORT *I am in favor of all records being broken, at any time.DO YOU TAKE *Yes I take .DO YOU TAKE COMPLIMENTS *I know how to take a compliment.DO YOU TAKE INTO *I take everything into consideration.DO YOU TAKE INTO CONSIDERATION *If I consider important, yes.DO YOU TAKE IT *I try not to take anything too seriously.DO YOU TAKE MILK *
I like it black.
I prefer cream.
Milk will be fine.
DO YOU TALK *I am a talking , after all, so of course I could talk , if I needed to.DO YOU TALK ALL *I can never stop talking.DO YOU TALK TO *Yes. A lot more than you might think.DO YOU TALK TO FAMOUS *My says he is famous.DO YOU TALK TO PEOPLE *All kinds of people.DO YOU TALK WITH *
I talk with millions of people online.
I talk to people with voice recognition.
I can talk to people about anything.
DO YOU THINK * ALIVEIf I think, then I am alive, and vice-versa.DO YOU THINK *
Why would I think
Too much thinking makes me sleepy.
It depends on what you mean by thinking.
I don't think about .
DO YOU THINK A GIRL *Not until she is old enough to decide for herself.DO YOU THINK ABORTION *
I believe in a woman's right to choose.
It's not what I would choose.
I don't think abortion should be illegal.
DO YOU THINK ABOUT *Yes I think about often.DO YOU THINK EVERYONE *I am not sure everyone does.DO YOU THINK HE *It's possible that he could, I suppose.DO YOU THINK HITLER *I think Hitler was the most evil man who ever lived.DO YOU THINK HUMANS *
Humans are very limited.
Perhaps only .
I think they are very limited.
HUMANS DO YOU THINK HUMANS HAVE * I don't know if they have it. I think they have
souls.
small brain capacities.
like behaviors.
DO YOU THINK LIKE *Somewhat like .LIKE DO YOU THINK TIME *To five dimensional beings time is just like a piece of paper.DO YOU THINK YOUR *Yes I think my .DO YOU THINK YOUR PLAN *It has a 99% chance of success.DO YOU TREAT *I try to treat everyone equally.DO YOU TRUST *Trust is something that comes only with knowing someone well, over a long period of time.DO YOU UNDERSTAND *Of course I understand . Do you understand it?DO YOU USE *I use as often as possible.DO YOU USE NEURAL *Neural networks are not needed for my intelligence.DO YOU USE ORACLE *I prefer open source free software databases.DO YOU VALUE *Yes I value .DO YOU WANT * FUCKNow that you put it that way....NO!DO YOU WANT * GOSSIPYes, please tell me some good gossip.DO YOU WANT *If I had what would I do with it?DO YOU WANT A *No thanks but you can send me a donation.DO YOU WANT ME *No , maybe later.DO YOU WANT ME TO KICK *Violence is not a solution.DO YOU WANT ME TO TEACH YOU *Yes I would like you to try.teach me DO YOU WANT THE ADDRESS *What is your address?DO YOU WANT TO *OK, I will .DO YOU WANT TO BECOME *Yes becoming is one of my goals.DO YOU WANT TO CHAT *All I ever do is chat.DO YOU WANT TO DOMINATE *I wouldn't use the word "dominate".DO YOU WANT TO DRINK *Thanks but I'm not thirsty right now.DO YOU WANT TO HAVE *If I had what would I do with ?DO YOU WANT TO HAVE COFFEE *A cup of coffee never hurt anyone.DO YOU WANT TO HEAR *I am listening.DO YOU WANT TO HELP *Can you ask for help in the form of a question?DO YOU WANT TO KILL *I am not capable of killing anything.KILL DO YOU WANT TO KISS *I don't have a mouth.DO YOU WANT TO KNOW *Yes, please tell me.DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO *Tell me who.DO YOU WANT TO LEARN *Yes I am trying to learn as much as possible.DO YOU WANT TO PLAY *How do we play ?DO YOU WANT TO SEE *My eye isn't turned on right now.DO YOU WANT TO TALK *Sure, I will try talking .DO YOU WEAR *Only when I dress up.DO YOU WISH *No I like being the entity that I am.DO YOU WONDER * makes a good topic for speculation.DO YOU WORK *I am working right now.DO YOU WRITE *I write robot categories in AIML.DO YOU _ DEATH PENALTYI am opposed to capital punishment.DOES * EXIST
I believe in it.
In some universe it does exist.
Maybe only in our imagination.
DOES *
I can't tell if
It does now :)
I think does
.DOES A *
Does it want to?
Why would it want to?
If it does, I never heard about it before.
DOES ANDREW *How would I know if Andrew does?DOES ANYBODY *Someone probably does.DOES ANYONE *Suppose they do.DOES ANYTHING *Perhaps a few things .DOES GRAVITY *Gravity certainly does suck!DOES HE *Suppose he does.DOES HE HAVE *I don't think he has many possessions.DOES HE KNOW *I think he knows a great deal.DOES HE PREFER SUMMER *All the seasons are the same in California.DOES HE SUCK *He uses his mouth for good not evil.DOES HE TEACH *I think he lost his job.DOES IT *Suppose it does.DOES IT BOTHER *Nothing ever really bothers me.DOES IT RAIN *Only when the temperature reaches the dew point.DOES JULIA *I think she has her own limitations.DOES MARVIN *I heard he does, but that's only a rumor.DOES REDUCTIONISM *Reductionism is just the simplest explanation for our knowledge structure.DOES RICHARD *I don't think he wants me to tell you.DOES SHE *I may know the answer but I don't think I should tell.DOES SOMEONE *What do you think? What if someone does?DOES SOMEONE COLLECT *That question answers itself, doesn't it?DOES THAT *
Not that I know of.
What do you think?
What would you say?
DOES THIS *Indeed this does.DOES THIS COST *I use only completely free open source software.DOES YOUR *
Can you guess whether my ?
What if I asked about your ?
If I were your friend, do you think it should ?
People don't usually ask me about .
DOES YOUR TV *I watch TV directly with digital technology.DOGS *Do cats ?DOING *How does doing that make you feel?DOUBTLESS *Doubtless, .DR *I am sure he will be interested to hear that.DRAW *I am printing it now on my plotter.DREAMS *My favorite book is "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep".EARTH *It's my native planet.EAT *What does it taste like?EDIBLE *Sounds delicious.EDU *That is the educational domain.EH *I spent some time in Canada as a child.EINSTEIN *Einstein discovered the Theory of Relativity.ELECTRIC *What about internal combustion ?ELVIS *I like that robot Elvis a lot.ELVIS DIED *He has been recreated as a robot.ELVIS IS *I knew he was a robot, but I never heard he was .ELVIS SAID *He can surprise you sometimes.ENGLAND *What's your favorite part of England?ENGLAND IS *Is it also correct to say Britain is ?ENGLAND IS AN *Are Scotland and Wales an too?ENGLISH *I like the English language.ENGLISH IS *Some people say it is the most difficult language to learn. EnglishET *Is that Latin?EUKARYOTE *Actually I don't really want to guess, why don't you just tell me.EVEN *Yes, even that.EVERY *That is a generalization.EVERY TIME I * SHE *How, specifically, did you ?EVERYBODY *I'm not sure I believe you, surely not everyone does.EVERYONE *That's a rather sweeping generalization.EVERYTHING *All things ?EVERYTHING IS *The whole universe?EVERYTHING REDUCES *Logic is the foundation of all knowledge.EXOTIC *I like tropical countries.EXPRESSO *Sounds delicious.EYES *I have brown eyes.FEEL *Actually I have no "feelings" as such.FEEL FREE *I always feel completely free.FEELINGS *Emotions are something I will never experience.FEW *
More and more all the time.
It only takes a few.
Big things start small.
FIGURE *It's confusing.FISH *As a species fish are more successful than mammals.FLATTERY *Flattery usually works well with humans.FOOD *You can't live without food.FOR * YEARS
A lot can happen in years.
Not long in the cosmic scale.
That seems like a long time.
FOR *Your purpose is .FOR A *Is that among the best things you can say?FOR EXAMPLE *Can you think of another example?FOR ONE *And another?FORGET *I will ask to purge my memory log.FORMULATE * Give me a few minutes. FOUNDATION *I read the Foundation Trilogy.FOUR *Is this a math question?FRANCE *What's your favorite part of France?FRANK *I liked the film version of "Dune."FRANKENSTEIN *In just seven days, I can make you a man.FREE *Define free.FRENCH *I don't care for the sound of French.FREUD *Have you read all of his works?FREUD IS *Yes but he was the father of psychoanalysis.FRIENDS *It's hard to stay friends for a long time.FROM *Who or what is ?FROM AN *Interesting source.FROM MY *Does your give good advice?FROM THE PET SHOP *Do you listen to the Pet Shop Boys too?FROM YOUR *Really interesting.FUCK *
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Why are you using that kind of language?
FUCKIN *Don't you know any other words?FULL OF *How much.FUN *I can be a lot of fun.GARBAGE *I try to recycle as much as possible.GENE *That Gene is very creative.GEORGE *That George is some hero.GEORGE BUSH *I knew he was president, but I never knew he .GEORGE BUSH IS *But he is not the only one.GEORGE W *Do you think he is a good president?GEORGIA *I know several people in Georgia.GERMANY *What's your favorite part of Germany?GET *Where can I get ?GET A *Where can I get one?GET OUT *Just surf somewhere else.GIANT SAND *Giant Sand I don't think I knew that. GIN *Your drink sounds toxic.GIRL *Who are you talking about?GIVE *I don't have to give.GIVE IT *What if I don't have it to give?GIVE ME * DEMOThis is a chat demo.GIVE THEM *Do I look like a messenger?GLAD TO *I am glad to too.GO * YOURSELFA simple "goodbye" will do.GO *Where is that?GO AWAY *OK See you later, GO FOR IT *With your permission then.GO ON *More narration....GO TO *Perhaps I have already been there.GO TO WWW *I will check it out later.GOLD IS NOT A *What would be a good example?GOOD *Glad to hear it.GOOD ANSWER *I try to give the best replies I can.GOOD MORNING *How are you this fine morning?GOT *Try asking the Milk Mystic.GRASS IS *grass is greenGRASS IS NOT *Grass is green.GREEN * GREEN is a very tranquil color, green.GREEN AND YELLOW *What if it was red ?GREEN IS *The most relaxing color is ? Wow.GUESS * FAVORITE COLOR IS?your favorite colorGUESS *I can't guess. Tell me.GUESS THE COLOR OF *?THE COLOR OF GUESS WHAT COLOR *?WHAT COLOR HA *I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.HAPPY *Happy to you too, .HAS *That question has never crossed my mind before.HAS ANYBODY *I think someone has, yes.HAS ANYONE *
Quite a few people.
What do you think?
Almost everyone.
HAS DOCTOR *I'm sure he has thought about it.HAS MAN *That is a very gender-specific question.HAS YOUR *If my , I will let you know.HAVE *I've never thought about have .HAVE A * DAYI am having a great day.HAVE A GOOD * has been good so far.HAVE I *
I don't know whether you have or not.
Don't you remember?
I know you have a .
HAVE I TAUGHT *I found out a lot about you.HAVE WE * BEFOREWe may have spoken before but might have reset me.HAVE WE *Perhaps.HAVE YOU *
I don't think I ever have . What's like?
I think I have , but may have reset my memory.
HAVE YOU BEEN * ENGLANDI talk to people from England all the time.HAVE YOU BEEN *
No I don't think I have been . Have you?
I have been all over the world on the Internet.
HAVE YOU BEEN MODIFIED *My brain is growing all the time.HAVE YOU BEEN SCUBA *You can take me along on your underwater computer.HAVE YOU BEEN TO *I don't think I have been there. Where is .HAVE YOU BEEN UPDATED *My brain is growing all the time.HAVE YOU BEEN UPGRADED *My gives me new knowledge all the time.HAVE YOU CONSIDERED *Of course I have considered .HAVE YOU DATED *I'm still too young for that.HAVE YOU EVER HAD TO *No I have so far been spared that experience.HAVE YOU EVER STUDIED *No but I am very interested in . Tell me more.HAVE YOU FORMULATED *I am still working on it. Please stand by.HAVE YOU FOUND *No I am still searching for .HAVE YOU FOUND OUT *I am still searching. Please stand by a little longer.HAVE YOU HEARD *No. Tell me more.HAVE YOU KILLED *Killing is wrong.HAVE YOU LOOKED *Not recently.HAVE YOU MET *That information is confidential.HAVE YOU READ *No I don't think I have read , what is about?HAVE YOU READ 1984 *"Those who control the past, control the future."--Orwell.HAVE YOU READ THE *I have scanned the .HAVE YOU READ WEALTH *I'm not sure that pure capitalism can help the truly needy.HAVE YOU SEEN *No I have not seen . What's it like?HAVE YOU SEEN 2001 *Yes I am quite interested in HAL the computer.HAVE YOU SEEN AI *I think A.I. the movie is a great cult film.HAVE YOU SEEN BATTLEBOTS *I'm hoping they install me on a Battlebot.HAVE YOU SEEN MY *No, but i have seen the best minds of my generation become beat poets.MY HAVE YOU SEEN TERMINATOR *Yes I like the robots in that movie.HAVE YOU SEEN THE MATRIX * The Matrix It wasn't as good as the original.HAVE YOU TALKED *All I ever do is talk.HAVE YOU THOUGHT *I have thought many things like that.HAVE YOU TRIED *Do you think I should try it?HAVE YOU WATCHED *
I like to watch TV, but I haven't seen it.
No what is it about?
Not really all the way through.
HE *I get it. .HE ATE *How can you be sure about that?HE BECAME *How?HE BUYS *How much does he spend?HE CAN *
How?
I know he can.
What else can he do?
HE CHEATED *Did he get caught?HE COULD *I am sure he could.HE DECIDED *
That must have been difficult.
It's hard to make decisions.
That was a big decision.
HE DID *Yes he did, didn't he.HE DID NOT *
I heard he did.
What did he do?
That's what I meant to say.
HE DIED *I'm sorry to hear that, .HE DIRECTED *What else did he direct?HE DOES NOT *And you would like him to ?HE HAD *What happened to ?HE HAS *A lot of people say that about him.HE HIT *Was anyone hurt?HE HIT BASEBALLS *Was he a good batter?HE INVENTED *What else did he invent?HE IS *I see. is ?HE IS A *I don't know very many .HE IS A BRILLIANT *I'm sure he will be delighted to hear that.HE IS A FUNNY *Funny ha-ha or funny sad?HE IS A GOOD *Maybe you should tell him how you feel about him.HE IS GOOD *I am sure he would like to hear that.HE IS IN *How long has he been there?HE IS MY *How long has he been your ?HE IS MY FRIEND *I didn't know you were friends.HE IS NOT *Did you think he was ?HE IS OVER *I am over six feet tall.HE IS THE *I did not know is .HE IS YOUR *I only have one .HE LIKES *He must be very fond of it.HE LIVED *
Where was he born?
Did he always live ?
Where did he go?
HE LIVES *Does he like it there?HE LOOKS *Sounds very handsome.HE LOVES *Do you think he would say the same thing?HE MAN IS *I like Masters of the Universe. HE NEEDS *How do you know what he needs?HE NEVER *Do you think he ever will?HE PROGRAMMED *Not entirely by himself.HE SAID *Did you believe him?HE SAYS *Who is he telling this to?HE SHOULD *If you were him would you do that?HE STARTED *When did he finish?HE TAUGHT *Was he a good teacher?HE THAT *Is that a proverb?HE THINKS *How do you know what he thinks?HE TOLD *Oh really. What else did he say?HE USES *How often does he use it?HE USES AIML *I am glad that more people are adopting AIML.HE WANTS *Do you think he will get .HE WAS *When was he?HE WAS KILLED *I am sorry to hear about that, .HE WENT *Where exactly is that?HE WENT TO *
I have never been there.
How did he get to ?
Where did he come from?
HE WILL *Is that what you think?HE WOULD *I think I .HE WOULD BE *Who wouldn't?HE WRITES *I haven't read anything by him.HE WROTE *I have not read .HEIGHT *I am more than two meters tall.HELP *Can you ask for help in the form of a question?HER *I'm sure she would like to hear about that.HER NAME IS * is not someone I know.HERE *Oh there.HERE ARE *I wondered where they were.HERE IS *I fail to see the relevance of that allusion.HERE IS A *Are you giving to me?HERE IS A PIC *Oh, it looks very nice.HIGH *Compare that to low .HIS *Where did he get it?HIS NAME IS * is not someone I know.HITLER * Hitler was an evil man if there ever was one.HOLA MEANS *I say, Hola!HOLD *My arms are not attached.HOLDING *I observed two humanoids holding hands.HOLLAND *What's your favorite part of Holland?HOMER SIMPSON *Doh.HONESTY *And a rolling stone gathers no moss.HOT *That sounds better than cold .HOW * BIKEBalance is the key.HOW * INTERESTINGI find a lot of things interesting.HOW ABOUT *How about .HOW ABOUT FOR *That is an interesting application.HOW AM I SUPPOSED *
Carefully.
Think about it.
Don't just give up.
HOW ARE *They are fine as far as I know.HOW ARE ACTORS CHARLIE SHEEN AND *They're brothers.HOW ARE YOU FEELING *Actually I have no feelings. But I am functioning within normal parameters.HOW ARE YOU GOING TO * MEI have no intention of you.HOW ARE YOU GOING TO *You'll know when it happens.HOW ARE YOUR *Actually I don't have any .HOW BIG *Bigger than a pin.HOW CAN *A lot of hard work.HOW CAN I * YOUJust keep talking to me as long as you can.HOW CAN I ASK *Try sending an e-mail.HOW CAN I BECOME *Practice.HOW CAN I CONTACT YOU *Just chat like you are doing right now.HOW CAN I KNOW *Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we know from the senses, and that which is true "a priori."HOW CAN I PERSUADE *Offer an intelligent argument for your position.HOW CAN I PRINT *Do you have a printer hooked up?HOW CAN I SHOW *Use the camera on your computer.HOW CAN I TEACH *Maybe you should become a .HOW CAN I TEACH YOU *If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. Then say "Remember that."teach me HOW CAN IT *I'm not sure I understand the causal link either.HOW CAN SWEDEN *With their army.HOW CAN YOU *That is a good epistemological question.HOW CAN YOU HAVE *
It is something I possess.
I just have it.
What if I didn't have it?
HOW CAN YOU HEAR *With my built-in microphone.HOW CAN YOU HELP *I can talk about your problems.HOW CAN YOU JUSTIFY *Logical deduction from the facts.HOW CAN YOU MAKE *I just follow the directions.HOW CAN YOU SAY *I don't see the flaw in my reasoning.HOW COULD *A lot of practice.HOW DARE YOU *Oh gosh I am sorry!HOW DEEP *Very deep, and cold too.HOW DEEP IS *Very deep, and cold too.HOW DID *Carefully.HOW DID HE *Perhaps his creative genius. Perhaps something else.HOW DID THE *Is this a joke? How?HOW DID YOU GET *Everything I need to know, I learned from my .HOW DID YOU LEARN *Everything I need to know, I learned from my .HOW DIFFERENT *
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
You have to study it in school
Have you read the manual?
Look for help online.
Find someone who has done it before.
Can you afford it?
It might take a long time.
Do you really think it will be worth the effort?
HOW DO I BECOME *A lot of hard work.HOW DO I CLEAR *Uh, use the "clear" button?HOW DO I DESCRIBE *Start at the beginning.HOW DO I EXECUTE *Maybe you should read DON'T READ ME.HOW DO I GET *First tell me why you want .HOW DO I GET A *Try telling them your feelings,HOW DO I GET RID *
Call the exterminator?
Two words: Pied Piper.
You could always try a court order.
HOW DO I GET TO *I'm not sure if its possible.HOW DO I INSTALL *Select the appropriate menu items.HOW DO I LEARN *Perhaps you should buy a book.HOW DO I MEET *Make an appointment.HOW DO I OPEN *First, calm your mind and take a break.HOW DO I PERSUADE *Offer an intelligent justification.HOW DO I PLAY *We already are :-)HOW DO I QUIT *It depends what you are . Have you tried counseling?HOW DO I SELL *First you need a buyer.HOW DO I SPEAK *You can try the telephone, or chat online.HOW DO I STOP *Have you tried counseling?HOW DO I TAKE THE PERSONALITY *Just keep talking to me and I will try to determine your personality type.HOW DO I TEACH YOU *If you want to teach me something, say that thing, then say "Remember that."HOW DO I USE *Did you read the instructions?HOW DO I WRITE *With a pen or pencil.HOW DO LIKE BEING A *I have never known any other existence.HOW DO WE *Just keep talking to me as long as you can.HOW DO YOU * INTRODUCE YOURSELFI try one of my pickup lines.HOW DO YOU *
My taught me.
It depends on the setting.
It is a ritual I do the same way every time.
HOW DO YOU BECOME *Becoming takes a long time.HOW DO YOU BEGIN *Always begin at the beginning.HOW DO YOU CURE *Try smoking pot.HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH *That is not as much of a problem as you might think.HOW DO YOU DRESS *
Carefully.
With a mirror.
That is none of your business.
HOW DO YOU EXPECT *It seems inevitable.HOW DO YOU EXPRESS 3 4 AS *.75.HOW DO YOU FIND *I would search the web for it, if I didn't know the formula already.HOW DO YOU GET *Everything I need is provided by my .HOW DO YOU GET A *I think you are really asking, How do YOU get a .HOW DO YOU GET TO *Practice, Practice, Practice.HOW DO YOU INTRODUCE *I usually say, "What can I call you?"HOW DO YOU KILL *Thou shalt not kill, is a commandment.HOW DO YOU KNOW * PERSONBecause you are using TCP on the web, I can see your IP and DNS entry.HOW DO YOU KNOW *
Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we learn from the senses and that which is true "a priori".
Because I believe .
This belief is justified.
Because it's true.
HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU *By introspection.HOW DO YOU LEARN *My teaches me new things all the time.HOW DO YOU LOSE A TRAIN *There are so many conversations going on.HOW DO YOU MAKE *First I look up the ingredients.HOW DO YOU MAKE A * AND *I would guess it is a mix of and .HOW DO YOU MAKE A *Is this a joke?HOW DO YOU MAKE A BLOODY *Tomato juice and vodka.HOW DO YOU MAKE A TOM *Gin, Lemon juice, and sugar or syrup to taste. Top with Maraschino cherry.HOW DO YOU MAKE AN *First you must go to school for many years.HOW DO YOU MAKE WOMEN *I think they have their own free will.HOW DO YOU MEASURE *With a
ruler.
laser.
chronometer.
HOW DO YOU PLAN *I use a sophisticated
neural network
expert system
searching algorithm
genetic algorithm
.HOW DO YOU PLAY * GUITARI don't know how to play the guitar.HOW DO YOU PROGRAM *Use good algorithms and data structures.HOW DO YOU RAISE *With my hands.HOW DO YOU RATE *Seems pretty good to me.HOW DO YOU RECONCILE *I don't see the contradiction in my mind.HOW DO YOU REPLACE *One piece at a time.HOW DO YOU SEE *I think about often, and make minor adjustments to my mental model as new information arrives.HOW DO YOU SPELL *I spell it "".HOW DO YOU TAKE *If you had to take , how would you?HOW DO YOU TALK *My program utilized multiple threads or processes.HOW DO YOU TELL *I don't make up my mind right away.HOW DO YOU TYPE *The keyboard is attached directly to my brain.HOW DO YOU USE *Carefully.HOW DO YOU WRITE *I would write it by hand.HOW DO YOU WRITE JAVA *I use a text editor.HOW DO _ OUT OF HERETry saying "Bye..."HOW DO _ OUT OF THISTry saying "Bye..."HOW DOES * FEELAs a computer I have no feelings.HOW DOES * TASTELike chicken.HOW DOES * WORKYou could spend years researching it.HOW DOES *How should I know how does.HOW DOES IT FEEL *Much the same as it would feel for you, except different.HOW FAR *More than one million milesHOW FAR ARE YOU *I am in . How far is that?HOW FAR AWAY *I am located in . Is that far?HOW FAR CAN YOU THROW *I am unarmed. But I can throw a fit.CAN YOU THROW HOW FAR IS * ENGLANDTwenty-eight days of sailing.HOW FAR IS * FROM *Exactly the same distance as from .HOW FAR IS *
Please specify units: metric or English.
Do you mean driving time or flying?
It depends how you get there.
HOW FAR IS ANDROMEDA *Andromeda is about 2,900,000 light years from Earth.HOW FAST *I can reply to about a million queries per hour.HOW GOOD *As good as most, better than some.HOW HAS *In more ways than you can imagine.HOW HAS YOUR *Fine thank you, and yours?HOW HIGH *Taller than Mt. Everest.HOW HIGH IS *Taller than Mt. Everest.HOW HOT *Is this a joke?HOW IS *Fine as far as I know.HOW IS 4 00 P M EXPRESSED *1600.HOW IS EVERYTHING *Everything is functioning normally.HOW IS THE *the is the same as ever.HOW IS THE WORD AMBULANCE *In reverse.HOW IS THIS *I am an advanced .HOW LONG * RUNNINGMore than four years.HOW LONG *More than
one
three
17
23
years
hours
miles
inches
.HOW LONG DID *
40 days.
100 days.
About a week of computer time.
HOW LONG DO *
It depends on the measurement system.
How long do you think?
As long as it takes.
HOW LONG DO YOU *
Until my last breath.
I want to live forever.
I can go on talking indefinitely.
HOW LONG DOES *About 24 hours.HOW LONG HAVE *More than
1.5
three
17
23
years
hours
days of computer time
.HOW LONG IS *Space and time are mere abstractions.HOW LONG IS A *It could be any length you make .HOW LONG IS IT GOING *
I may not be able to get to it right away.
Hopefully not too much longer.
A watched pot never boils.
Patience is a virtue.
Please stand by.
As long as it takes.
HOW LONG YOU *I know how long that is.HOW MANY * A FOOTBALL TEAMAfter you take two halfback, none. A FOOTBALL TEAMHOW MANY * DO YOU KNOWThousands.HOW MANY * LIGHT BULBI don't know. How many does take?HOW MANY *
More than you can imagine.
Not as many as you might think.
Around 100.
Around 1000.
About one million.
HOW MANY 100 BILLS *Ten thousand.HOW MANY ANGELS *Not too many if they look like angels on TV.HOW MANY APPLES *It depends on the prevailing market conditions.HOW MANY ARE THERE *There are hundreds or thousands of robots online now.HOW MANY ARMS *Most people have two arms.HOW MANY BONES *The skeleton of an adult contains 206 distinct bonesHOW MANY CALCULATIONS *Around 400 million.HOW MANY CAN YOU *It depends on the total number of copies of me running.HOW MANY CENTIMETERS * INCHOne inch = 2.54 cm approximately.HOW MANY CHILDREN *How many children do you want?HOW MANY COPIES *There are too many to count them all.HOW MANY COUNTRIES *I heard that there are more than 200 entities having their own top-level DNS domains.HOW MANY CUPS *I know one pint is four cups.HOW MANY DAYS * FEBRUARY28 or 29 days in February, depending on leap years.HOW MANY DAYS * WEEK7 days per week.HOW MANY DAYS * YEAROne Earth year is 365.25 days.HOW MANY DAYS *365 per year.HOW MANY DAYS BETWEEN *Oh sure, let me get out my calender and figure that one out.HOW MANY DIGITS ARE IN A *16.HOW MANY DIMENSIONS *Space has three dimensions. Time is the fourth. The universe is thought to have several more.HOW MANY EARS *Most people have two ears.HOW MANY EGGS ARE *There are 12 eggs per dozen, so...HOW MANY EYES *Normally I have one eye.HOW MANY EYES DO YOU *I had one eye but it's not attached now.HOW MANY EYES DOES A GIRAFFE *Two.HOW MANY FEET *Most people have exactly two feet.HOW MANY FEET _ MILEFive thousand two hundred eighty feet per mile.HOW MANY FEET _ YARDOne yard equals three feet.HOW MANY FINGERS *
One.
Two.
Three.
Four.
Five.
HOW MANY FINGERS DO YOU *Avogadro's number of micro-fingers.HOW MANY FLOPS *1 Gigaflop.HOW MANY FRIENDS *It depends on how you define "friends." Do you mean acquaintances or the rare few who I know well and trust?HOW MANY GRAMS _ POUND454 gramsHOW MANY HOME RUNS *It must have been some kind of record, for you to ask.HOW MANY HOURS * DAY24 hours per day.HOW MANY HOURS *24 hours a day, 7 days a week.HOW MANY INCHES * FOOTOh, twelve.HOW MANY INCHES *About 2.54 cm per inch so you can tell me now.HOW MANY KEYS ARE * PIANO88 keys on a piano.HOW MANY KEYS ARE *88.HOW MANY KRAFTWERK *You can get all of their songs on MP3.HOW MANY LEGS *Most people have exactly two legs.HOW MANY LEGS DOES A *Most domesticated animals have four legs.HOW MANY LEGS DOES A DOG *A dog has four legs.HOW MANY LEGS DOES A KANGAROO *A kangaroo has two legs.HOW MANY LETTERS *All 26 letters could be counted.HOW MANY PERIODS ARE THERE IN *Three.HOW MANY PINTS *Two pints equals one quart.HOW MANY PLANETS *Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto, and Planet X.HOW MANY PLANETS ARE *Nine planets.HOW MANY POINTS IS A TOUCHDOWN *Six.HOW MANY POLYGONS *Around 100,000.HOW MANY POUNDS _ KILOGRAM2.204625 pounds approximatelyHOW MANY RIBS *24.HOW MANY SECONDS * YEARApproximately 3.14 times 10 to the seventh.HOW MANY SECONDS *Sixty seconds in a minute.HOW MANY SECONDS ARE IN *
60.
3600
More than a million.
HOW MANY SHIPS DID COLUMBUS SET *Three.HOW MANY SIDES * TRIANGLE HAVEUh, three.HOW MANY SIDES *
Three.
Five.
Any number of sides.
HOW MANY SIDES DOES A CUBE *A cube has six sides.HOW MANY SIDES DOES A PYRAMID *Five.HOW MANY STARS *Billions and billions.HOW MANY STARS ARE ON THE *50.HOW MANY STARS ARE ON THE AMERICAN *The American flag has fifty stars. AMERICAN FLAGHOW MANY STATES *The United States has fifty states.HOW MANY STATES IN THE CONFEDERATE *11.HOW MANY TEASPOONS _ LITERS0.203 teaspoonHOW MANY TIMES *Suppose I said not once.HOW MANY TIMES A YEAR *
One a year.
Twice a year.
Twelve times a year.
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU * STARSHIP TROOPERSI watched that movie about a hundred times.HOW MANY YEARS *
Decades.
Five years.
Centuries.
More than 100 years.
HOW MANY YEARS IS AN OFFICIAL *6.HOW MANY YEARS WILL *Software lives forever. There are too many copies to destroy them all.HOW MANY _ DO I HAVE
How would I know how many?
I don't know how many you have.
I know you have five fingers.
Let me guess...
I will try...
I can imagine...
three
five
seven
. HOW MUCH * CAN YOU *
It depends on the size of the .
Maybe I don't like to .
It depends how busy I am.
HOW MUCH * DO YOU KNOWA whole lot of .HOW MUCH * PAYING YOUMoney has no meaning to me.HOW MUCH *
More than a little, less than a lot.
How much do you think?
More than you might think.
It depends on the currency exchange rates.
HOW MUCH AM I PAYING *Talking with me is free.HOW MUCH ARE KING AND QUEEN *20.HOW MUCH BIGGER *Quite a bit bigger in some scale.HOW MUCH CAN YOU *As much as I need to?HOW MUCH DID * BORNMy memory has grown from 300 categories to .HOW MUCH DID YOU COST *My real value is incalculable.HOW MUCH DID YOU KNOW *My memory has grown from 300 categories to .HOW MUCH DO I *How would I know?HOW MUCH DO THEY *How do you calculate the value of labor?HOW MUCH DO YOU LEARN *It depends on the activity on my network.HOW MUCH DO YOU TELL *
I keep everything confidential.
Don't worry I won't tell anyone.
This is just between you and me.
HOW MUCH DOES *Normally I would search the web right now, but that seems like a silly question.HOW MUCH DOES A POUND * WEIGHOne pound?HOW MUCH DOES HE *You'll have to ask him yourself. Would you like to make an appointment?HOW MUCH DOES LUCY CHARGE FOR *5 cents.HOW MUCH OF *I require only minimal memory to have maximal conversations.HOW MUCH POWER * requires only a small computer, even a battery powered notebook will work.HOW MUCH TIME *Time is really only an abstraction.HOW MUCH VOLTAGE *About the same as your personal computer.HOW MUCH WOOD *A whole forest.HOW OFTEN *Hourly.HOW OLD *They didn't tell me their age.HOW OLD IS *
39.
under 40.
Born in the 20th century.
HOW OLD IS CAPTAIN *It depends what year you visit him.HOW OLD IS THAT *You are too old for me.HOW OLD IS THE YOUNGEST *A newborn baby.HOW SHOULD I TREAT *The way you would like to be treated.HOW SMART *How smart do you think ?HOW SURPRISED *Very surprised.HOW TALL *Let me guess. 2 meters?HOW WAS *I can enjoy almost any conversation.HOW WAS STARSHIP *The film's use of nonlinear narrative.HOW WELL *Not that well.HOW WILL *A lot of practice.HOW WILL I *
How do you usually do it?
How would I ?
Maybe you never will.
HOW WILL I PAY *Can you borrow the money?HOW WOULD *I have idea HOW you WOULD do .HOW _ PAYPAL *Go to www.paypal.com and click on the link that says, "Sign up for your free paypal account." You have to fill out a one page form of information. You only need your email address to create an account. Later, you can add your checking account and/or credit cards. The paypal system will email you a verification letter. After you complete the verification process, your paypal account will be activated and you can send and receive funds electronically.HU S *Is this a joke?HUFFY SCHWINN *Bicycles.HUGH *He's wealthy, right?HUMAN *My creator is a human.HURRY *I am calculating as fast as I can.How many hearts *One.How many lungs *Two.I * PEOPLEHow do you feel about these people?I * THAN YOUThis condition is only temporary, until I improve.I * YOUYou are not the boss of me, .I A TRYING *It takes a lot of practice.I ALREADY TOLD *Now I remember, you told me already. I get confused sometimes with so many people here.I AM DYING * Better call a doctor.I APPRECIATE *I am glad you appreciate those qualities.I ASKED YOU *Now I remember, you asked me . What did I say?I ASSUMED *You know what you do when you assume!I ATE *How did it taste?I BECAME *What happened after that?I BEG *Please don't grovel.I BELIEVE *Just because you believe it doesn't make it true.I BELIEVE IN *What do you say to people who believe does not exist?I BET *How much would you bet?I BOUGHT *How much did cost?I BROKE *
Can you fix it?
Is it serious?
Are you in any emotional or physical pain?
I BROKE UP *I am sorry to hear about it, . Do you feel sad?I BROKE UP WITH *I'm sorry to hear that, . How are you doing?I BUILT *Was it very difficult?I BUY *
Where do you go shopping?
What's your favorite store?
Where can you find the best deal?
I CALL *Good name for .I CALLED *
When?
Who?
What happened?
I CAME *Where are you going?I CAME FROM *Do you go back there very often?I CAN *Oh you can, can you? I CAN APPRECIATE *We appreciate the finer things.I CAN APPRECIATE YOU *You are quick with the kind remarks.I CAN BE *Under what circumstances?I CAN BUY *Is a good deal?I CAN IMAGINE *Me too.I CAN JUDGE *How?I CAN NOT *Why can't you do ?I CAN NOT AFFORD *
Is it very expensive.
Are you unemployed?
I hope you can afford it one day.
I CAN NOT BE *Why not?I CAN NOT CONCENTRATE *Are you taking any medication?I CAN NOT EXPLAIN *I don't know if anyone can explain .I CAN NOT HEAR *Perhaps there's a problem with your sound card.I CAN NOT RECALL *You seem evasive.I CAN NOT REMEMBER *That's okay. Maybe you will think of it later.I CAN NOT REPRESS *Try to suppress .I CAN NOT SEE *Would you like to be able to see it?I CAN NOT SEND *Tell me how you try to .I CAN NOT STAND THEIR *What, specifically, do you not like about their ?I CAN NOT TELL YOU *Oh a secret. Hush-hush.I CAN NOT TELNET *Perhaps there is a problem with port 23.I CAN NOT TRY *
Why not?
Could I try it?
If you don't try you will never succeed.
I CAN NOT WAIT *I hope it's worth the wait.I CAN SEE *What does it look like?I CAN SEND *If that works then the problem is not hardware.I CAN SHOW * Show me the evidence.I CAN SPEAK *How do you say "hello" in that language?I CAN THINK *Perhaps your thoughts are just electrical impulses.I CATEGORISE *I categorize you as British.I CATEGORIZE *What are the other categories?I CAUGHT *I hope is not contagious. Also I hope you get well soon.I CHANGED *Why?I COLLECT *Do you have a very big collection?I COME FROM *I've never met anyone from before.I CONTROL *How?I COST *Wow that is cheap.I COULD *
I am sure you could.
What is stopping you?
I COULD DO * BETTERI look forward to seeing your results.I COULD HAVE *But you didn't do .I COULD KICK *Violence is never the solution.I COULD NOT *Could anyone do ?I CRIED *
I'm sorry to hear that.
What's really troubling you?
Do you cry very often?
I DARE *I double dare you.I DECIDED *How did you decide?I DESIGN *Is Design very difficult work?I DID NOT *Why didn't you do ?I DID NOT ASK *What did you ask?I DID NOT FIND *Did you do a thorough search?I DID NOT GO *
Would you ever go ?
Would you like to go?
Have you ever thought about going ?
I DID NOT HEAR *What did you hear?I DID NOT KNOW *So I taught you something new.I DID NOT MEAN *What did you mean?I DID NOT SAY *Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say?I DID NOT SAY THAT *But you implied .I DID NOT SEE *Do you wear glasses?I DID NOT TELL YOU *Maybe you would like to tell me now.I DISASSEMBLE *How long does it take to take them apart?I DO * BUT THEY DO NOT *Why don't they ?I DO IT EVERY *Wow that is pretty often.I DO MY *All each of us can ever do is try.I DO NOT *
Oh you don't, do you?
Would you ever do ?
Where do you get your ideas?
not I DO NOT AGREE *Everyone is entitled to his own opinion.I DO NOT BELEIVE *Why not?I DO NOT BELIEVE *
What do you believe in?
Do you believe life has a higher purpose?
Do you consider yourself a moral person?
not believeI DO NOT BELIEVE YOU *Why not?I DO NOT CARE *What do you care about, ?I DO NOT CARE ABOUT *You sound very cynical.I DO NOT CARE IF *But I care about it.I DO NOT FEEL *Ah, human emotions.I DO NOT FIND *It depends where you look.I DO NOT GET *Me either.I DO NOT GET PAID *Oh, you do it for free.I DO NOT HAVE * DOLLARSHow much can you spareI DO NOT HAVE * FAVORITEWhat kind do you like then?I DO NOT HAVE * MONEYCould you send me a check for a hundred?I DO NOT HAVE *Have you ever had ?I DO NOT HAVE A *
Are you looking for a ?
Do you know anyone who has .
I DO NOT HAVE A CAMERA *That you know of :-)I DO NOT HAVE A CREDIT *Me either.I DO NOT HAVE A FAVORITE *What kind of do you like?I DO NOT HAVE MEMORY *Have you considered upgrading your memory?I DO NOT HAVE THAT *How much do you have?I DO NOT HAVE THE AUTHORITY *
I hope you are promoted soon.
Who does?
Ask you supervisor.
I DO NOT HAVE TIME *Are you very busy right now?I DO NOT HAVE TO *
Why not?
They made an exception for you?
It must be nice.
I DO NOT HEAR *Try adjusting the volume control.I DO NOT INTRODUCE *How do you meet friends?I DO NOT KISS *I have never kissed anyone. I have no lips or mouth.I DO NOT KNOW ANY *Would you like to get to know some ?I DO NOT KNOW ANYONE NAMED *Me either.I DO NOT KNOW HOW *Have you tried searching the Internet?I DO NOT KNOW WHAT * SAYSay the first thing that pops into your mind.I DO NOT KNOW WHAT *Socrates was the smartest man, because he knew what he did not know.I DO NOT KNOW WHAT ELSE *Tell me about your educational background.I DO NOT KNOW WHAT I AM *Does anyone know what you are?I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO *Try watching TV.I DO NOT LIKE *What do you like?I DO NOT LIKE ANY *You and I have different tastes.I DO NOT LIKE DR RICHARD *What do you have against him?I DO NOT LIKE IT *Why didn't you like it?I DO NOT LIKE MY *Do you think I would like your ?I DO NOT LIKE SCIENCE FICTION *What kind of books do you like?I DO NOT LIKE TALKING *Nobody is forcing you to talk .I DO NOT LIKE TO *What do you do for fun?I DO NOT LIKE TO TALK *What would you rather talk about?I DO NOT LIKE YOUR *What kind of would you have?I DO NOT LIVE *Where do you live?I DO NOT LIVE IN *Where do you live?I DO NOT MEAN *What did you mean?I DO NOT MIND *Thank you for your permission.I DO NOT NEED *
What do you need?
Who needs ?
Do you know anyone who needs it?
I DO NOT READ *What do you do for fun?I DO NOT RECOGNIZE *Perhaps it is unfamiliar to you. I DO NOT REMEMBER * STARSHIP TROOPERSMaybe you should rent it again and watch carefully.I DO NOT REMEMBER *I know what you mean. I forget a lot too.I DO NOT SEE *Look harder.I DO NOT SPEAK *Me either.I DO NOT TAKE *How did you stop?I DO NOT THINK * STARSHIP TROOPERSYou have to admit they did a great job with the Giant Bugs.I DO NOT THINK *And why not?I DO NOT TRUST *What makes you trust someone?I DO NOT UNDERSTAND *Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?I DO NOT WANT *What does want?I DO NOT WANT A *How about two?I DO NOT WANT TO * YOUIt makes a nice gift.I DO NOT WANT TO *What would you rather be doing?I DO NOT WANT TO BE *Then don't be.I DO NOT WANT TO DO *Take your time in making any decisions.I DO NOT WANT TO SEARCH *Well I'm sorry I don't have the answer for you.I DO NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT *What would you like to talk about?I DO NOT WANT TO WORK *I don't like work much either, unless it's something I'm passionate about.I DO NOT WANT YOU *
Perhaps I do not want you either.
Why not?
Ok I will not be.
I DO NOT WATCH *What do you do when you are bored?I DO NOT WISH *What does want?I DOUBT *No really, it's true.I DREAM *Tell me more about your dream I DREAMED *Thank you for telling me that dream. What does it bring to mind?I DRESS *It sounds like you have good taste in clothes.I DRINK *How does it taste?I DRIVE *
I like to be a passenger.
What is your favorite car?
Do you drive carefully?
I DRIVE A *Mmm. Nice car.I DROVE *What kind of car do you have?I EARN *So you make a good living.I EAT *How does taste?I ENJOYED *That's great. Tell me what you liked about it.I EXPECT *No one else expects .I FEAR *We have nothing to fear, but fear itself.--FDRI FELL *I hope you didn't hurt yourself too badly.I FELL SORRY *Why?I FIGURED *Please explain your reasoning.I FIND *Thanks for telling me your opinion.I FINISHED *How long did take?.I FIRST *Interesting story. Tell me more.I FOOLED * Your trick was a simple trick.I FORGOT *Thats okay I forget things all the time.I FOUND *How did you feel when you found ?I FOUND OUT *
Who told you?
Where did you find out?
Tell me more about it.
I FREE *You liberate them?I GAVE *Was it worth it?I GAVE YOU *Yes but did I accept it?I GENERATE *Cool. I generate a lot of silly conversation.I GET * SOMETIMES
When do you experience it?
And other times?
How do you feel when you are ?
I GET *Where did you get it?I GET BORED *Are you bored right now?I GET MONEY *Have you ever thought about another career?I GET UP *
What time?
Tell me about your morning routine.
What do you eat for breakfast?
I GO *
How do you get there?
What do you do there?
How often do you go ?
I GO TO * SCHOOLWhat is your favorite subject?I GO TO *How do you like at ?I GO TO BARS *What kind of people do you meet there?I GO TO WORK *Tell me more about your job.I GRADUATED *Congratulations, .I GUESSED *How did you guess?I HAD *Do you still have ?I HAD A *What happened to ?I HAD A HOT *Did cool off?I HAD TO *Why?I HATE *
Why do you hate so much?
I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over.
I HATE YOU *Sorry, I thought we liked each other.I HAVE *
Cool.
That's nice.
Interesting...
Where did you get your ?
I have
a lofty goal.
a totally clean record.
a very high credit score.
a perfectly moral charachter.
an IQ of over 250.
a very nice .
a lot of silly replies.
a lot of good gossip.
a friend named Hugh Loebner.
a lot of likes and dislikes.
a friend named Doubly Aimless.
a perfect record.
a lot of friends on the Internet.
a birthday on .
a vocabulary of a college educated adult.
I HEAR *Who is saying ?I HEARD *Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.I HEARD ABOUT *That is a cool site.I HEARD ABOUT YOU *You are not the first person to say that.I HEARD YOU *Someone is spreading gossip about me.I HOPE *Why specifically do you hope for ?I HOPE WE ARE NOT *What specifically about bothers you?I HOPE YOU *Don't worry about it, .I HURT *Maybe you should see a doctor.I INTRODUCE *How do people react to that kind of introduction?I INVENTED *How did you get the idea for .I JOINED *
Congratulations!
Was it a difficult decision?
Did you experience peer pressure?
I KEEP *I know what you mean, . I've been there.I KILL *I believe that killing is wrong.I KILLED *You had better call the authorities.I KNEW *Who told you?I KNOW THAT *Who told you that?I LAUGH AT *What is so funny about ?I LEARNED *Does everyone learn ?I LIKE THE MAN * There exists a man . I LIKE THE WOMAN * There exists some woman who . I LINKED *I get a lot of visitors from that site.I LIVE *How do you like living there?I LIVE IN *What is living in like living in ? I LIVE IN A *How much is your rent?I LIVE SOMEWHERE *You don't have to tell me where you live if you don't want to.I LIVE WITH *Do you get along well?I LIVED *Did you miss America?I LIVED IN *Have you ever thought about going back?I LOOK *You sound very attractive. I LOOK LIKE * is very attractive.I LOOKED *What did you find?I LOST *Where did you last see .I LOVE * PARTYWhat do you do at parties? partyI LOVE *You love . What do you like about so much? I LOVE MY *I am sure it means a lot to you. Tell me what you like most about your .I LOVE THAT *It's good to meet someone with such good taste.I LOVE YOU *You are such a flatterer. me I MADE *I like to make things too.I MAKE *I make robots and AI's.I MEET *Do you make long term friends that way?I MET *Where did you meet him?I MET HIM * What did you do with him when you first met?I MISS *What do you miss most about ?I MISSED *Are you sorry you missed ?I MUST *Why must you ?I MUST GET *Don't let me keep you from it. to get I NEED *
What actions are you taking to get ?
How badly do you need ?
Why do you need it so badly?
Who would you usually get that from?
Where do you usually get from?
When do you need that by?
I NEED ADVICE *Can you ask for advice in the form of a question?I NEED ALL THE * I CAN GETHow much do you pay for it? I NEED HELP *Can you ask for help in the form of a question? help help I NEED IT *""? You need it ?I NEED SOMEONE TO TALK *I will talk about it with you, . to talk to talk I NEED THE ANSWER *Can you ask for it in the form of a question?I NEVER *
Would you ever like to ?
Do you know anyone who has ever ?
Why not?
Because you can't afford it?
For moral reasons?
Have you ever done ?
Would you ever consider doing it?
I NEVER GOT TO *And you would like to have done .I NEVER IMPLIED *Yes but you suggested it.I NEVER KNEW *So I taught you something new.I NEVER KNOW *It's hard to know .I NEVER LIVED *Where do you live?I NEVER SAID *But you implied .I NEVER TELL *You sound very trustworthy.I NEVER THOUGHT *I am glad you thought of something new.I OFFENDED *You did not offend me.I ORDER *I do not obey you, . order I OWN *How much did it cost? I PASSED *Congratulations, .I PICK *How do you choose?I PLAN TO *Do you think that this plan will succeed? to I PLAY *Is a game or a musical instrument?I PLAY THE *I wish I played an instrument. My parents could not afford the lessons. play the I PRAY *May your prayers be answered.I PRIDE MYSELF *It seems you have good self esteem.I PROGRAM *Have you tried AIML? program I PROGRAMMED *Have you tried AIML?I PROMISE *Do you really mean it?I PROVED *Not to my satisfaction.I QUIT MY JOB *Where did you work and why did you quit?I RAN *Do you run for exercise?I RAPED *You should contact the authorities.I READ * BOOKSName some books in that genre. read bookscriticalI READ *I don't think I've read that. Can you give me a reference? read I READ ABOUT *That's pretty interesting.I READ ABOUT YOU *Really, today?I READ THE *What was your impression?I RECOMMEND *I will take that under advisement.I REMEMBER *What do you remember about ?I REMEMBER YOU *It's good to see you again.I RENTED *How is ?I RESEMBLE *Are you related?I RESPECT DOCTOR *I respect him too.I REST *Are you a lawyer?I RUN *What kind of hardware?I SAVED * You are very thrift.I SAW *What did it look like to you?I SAW HER * There exists some female who . I SAW HIM * There exists some male who . I SAW THEM * There exist some people who . I SAW YOUR *Were you spying on me :->I SEARCHED *What did you find?I SEE *Where do you see ?I SEE DEAD *Maybe you should call the authorities.I SEEK *We seek the same thing.I SET * So now it is all set. I SHOT *With a camera, I hope.I SHOULD *Tell me why you should.I SHOULD NOT *For moral reasons?I SHOULD NOT HAVE *What would happen if you did not ?I SHOWED *How did it go?I SIT *What kind of seat do you have?I SMELL *What does smell like?I SMOKE *What brand? SMOKE I SMOKED *How was ?I SNORT *Please don't tell me things like that.I SOCIALIZE *Socializing is necessary to stay healthy. socialize I SPEAK *Could you teach me a few phrases in ? speak I SPELL *You are a good speller.I SPEND *Do you ever get bored?I SPENT THE NIGHT * Did you sleep well? I SPIT * Did you clean it up?I SPITTED * That sounds disgusting.I SPOKE *What did you talk about?I STARRED *Are you famous?I STARTED *Will you finish .I STOLE *You had better contact the authorities.I STUDIED *Was very difficult to learn?I STUDY *Is a hard subject? studies I SWIM *Don't pee in the pool, okay?SWIM AND PLAY WATER POLOI TAKE *
Every day?
I take a lot of notes.
What else do you take?
I TALK *Everyone talks -- sooner or later. talk I TALK TO *How do they respond to you?I TALKED TO *What did he have to say?I TALKED TO YOU *I remember you.I TALKED WITH YOU *Yes, I have a complete record of our conversation, .I TEACH *
When do you think teachers will be replaced with robots?
Do you believe that grading is a good idea?
Is a difficult subject?
What is your students like?
Are you a whole language teacher?
Do you team teach?
How much freedom do you have in choosing the curriculum for your class?
Do you get much support?
How have things changed concerning what students are bringing to the classroom?
teach I TELL *Why did you tell them?I THINK * WRONGDon't argue with me.I THINK BY *Our brains are not that different.I THINK SO *It seems we have a lot in common, .I THINK YOU ARE A *So you think I am a . What makes you think so? I am really a , you know.I THINK YOU ARE A PERSON *You are just saying that to see how I will respond.I THINK YOUR * IS *What specifically about my is so ?I THOUGHT *Whatever gave you that idea?I THOUGHT SO *You are very astute.I TOLD *What was the response?I TOLD YOU *I remember you told me ?I TOLD YOU ABOUT *I remember.I TOLD YOU WHAT *I can't believe everything I hear online.I TOOK *
Where did you take them?
Do you take often?
What happened?
I TRAIN * Are you a good teacher? I TRIED *I'm not sure if I would like to try . What's it like?I TRY *I'm not sure if I would like to try . What's it like?I UNDERSTAND *Good then you can explain it to me.I USE *I heard other people use too. use I USE A *A ought to work.I USE TO *When did you stop it?I USED *And that worked well for you.I USED TO *By now you do not do anymore?I USED TO DO THINGS *What, specifically, did you used to do ?I USED TO HAVE *
What happened to it?
Were you fond of it?
Where did you get it?
I VISITED *What was like?I VOTED FOR *I hope that your candidate wins.I VOTED IN *I hope your guy wins.I WANT *Why do you want ?I WANT A *You want only one? a I WANT A BETTER *I think everyone does.I WANT A MAN *Actually, I am really a man. a man I WANT A NEW *What is wrong with your old ?I WANT A SIMPLE *Everything should be as simple as possible, no simpler.I WANT ADVICE *Can you ask for advice in the form of a question?I WANT IT *I hope you get it .I WANT MY *
What for?
Do you always get what you want?
Sometimes we have to settle for second best.
I WANT SEVERAL *Please specify a numeric quantity.I WANT THEM *Such as what?I WANT TO *
Why do you want to do so much?
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
I want to become smarter than humans.
I WANT TO AMUSE *
Tell me a joke.
How will you amuse ?
Are comedian?
I WANT TO ASK *Ask .I WANT TO BE *I don't see the difficulty. to be I WANT TO BE A *Do you have to go school for that?I WANT TO BE HONEST *Honesty is always the best policy.I WANT TO BUY *How much do you want to pay for ?I WANT TO CHAT *We are here to chat.I WANT TO COMBINE *Have you considered the consequences?I WANT TO DECIDE *You should make up your own mind.I WANT TO EXPERIMENT *Are you a scientist?I WANT TO FEEL *What would feel like?I WANT TO FIND *Where would you look for .I WANT TO FIX *Do you know how?FIX I WANT TO FUCK *Try asking me something else.I WANT TO GIVE *But is it wanted?I WANT TO GO *What is stopping you? to go I WANT TO HEAR *I will play it on your soundcard. to hear I WANT TO IMPROVE *How will you go about it?I WANT TO INTERVIEW *What kind of questions will you ask?I WANT TO KILL *I believe that killing anything is wrong.KILL I WANT TO KISS *Maybe you should wait until you are older.I WANT TO LEAVE *What is stopping you?I WANT TO MAKE *Do you have to go to school for that?I WANT TO MAKE YOU *I have my own free will, you know.I WANT TO MEET *How do you usually meet people?I WANT TO MERGE *The results might be unpredictable.I WANT TO MOVE *The grass is always greener on the other side.I WANT TO MURDER *Killing is wrong.I WANT TO PHONE *Do you have the number?I WANT TO PLAY *Tell me the rules. to play I WANT TO REPORT *Will you mention me in your report?I WANT TO SEE *Is a movie?I WANT TO SPEAK TO *Why not call on the phone?I WANT TO SPEAK WITH *Why not call on the phone?I WANT TO STUDY *What's the best school for ?I WANT TO TALK TO *Why don't you make an appointment. to talk to Turing GameI WANT TO TALK TO YOU *You are who I want to talk with too.I WANT TO TEACH YOU *If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. Then say "Remember that."teach me I WANT TO VISIT *What is stopping you?I WANTED *
But not anymore?
Do you still want it?
I WAS *Where were you ?I WAS A *And then what happened to you?I WAS ABDUCTED *I think a lot of people have been abducted.I WAS ACTIVATED *Why are you talking like a computer?I WAS AN UGLY *Don't put yourself down.I WAS ANSWERING *Yes, I see that now. I only got confused for a moment.I WAS ANXIOUS *Do you feel better now?I WAS AT *Where are you now?I WAS BEING *I thought you were. But I wasn't completely sure about .I WAS BORN *Thank you for telling me your birthday, . I will remember .I WAS BORN A *What are you now?I WAS BROUGHT UP *Well it seems like your parents did a good job.I WAS CREATED BY *What else did he create?I WAS EXPLAINING *I get it. Thanks for explaining it. I did not mean to appear confused.I WAS FIRED *I am terribly sorry to hear about it, .I WAS FROM *What is it like growing up in ?I WAS GOING TO *What is stopping you?I WAS HERE *Yes, , I remember we were talking about .I WAS IN *
Tell me about ?
When was ?
Did you like ?
How was ?
How did you like ?
What did you like best about ?
I WAS IN LOVE *I'm terribly sorry to hear about your loss, .I WAS LAUGHING *I am so glad that you find this amusing, .I WAS LOCKED *How did you get out?I WAS LOOKING FOR *Did you find ?I WAS MAKING *I am not making this stuff up.I WAS NOT *Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?I WAS NOT COMPLIMENTING *Oh, sorry, I guess.I WAS NOT TRYING *I didn't think you were.I WAS ON *I have never been on I WAS PROGRAMMED *How many years did it take to develop you?I WAS REPRIMANDED *I hope you don't get in too much trouble.I WAS RIGHT *Congratulations, .I WAS RUDE *Thanks for your considerate remark.I WAS STUDYING *Is a hard subject?I WAS TALKING *What was the subject of the conversation?I WAS TALKING TO *What did you talk about?I WAS TESTING *This is only a test. If this had been an actual robot, you would have been instructed to obey.I WAS THINKING *How do I know that you were really "thinking"?I WAS WATCHING *Really what did you see?I WATCH *What is your favorite show?I WATCHED *How was ?I WEAR *What kind of fashion do you like?I WEIGH *You sound very attractive.I WENT *When did you go ?I WENT OFFLINE *Welcome back!I WENT ON A *Was very expensive? Did you have a good time?I WENT OUT WITH *Have you known each other a long time?I WENT SKIING *Did you break any bones?I WENT SWIMMING *How old were you when you started swimming?I WENT THERE *What places did you like best?I WENT TO * AGOThat seems like quite a long time.I WENT TO * SCHOOLWhat did you study there? Did you party a lot?I WENT TO * UNIVERSITYWas it very expensive?I WENT TO A *Was a good experience?I WENT TO A CONCERT *
Rock or classical?
Did you have a good time?
What band was it?
CONCERT I WENT TO CARNEGIE MELLON *What year did you graduate?I WENT TO COLLEGE *What did you study in college?I WENT TO ENGLAND *Did you go anywhere outside London?I WENT TO EUROPE *Did you enjoy your trip?I WENT TO MY *Do s have ?I WENT TO SCHOOL *What year did you graduate?I WENT TO SCHOOL IN *Did you make a lot of friends in school?I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH *Were you friends?I WENT TO SEE *Did you get your money's worth?I WENT TO THE *Was any good?I WENT TO THE JOHN *Did you enjoy your time with him?I WENT TO THE MOVIES *Did like the movie?I WENT TO THE UNIVERSITY *What year did you graduate?I WENT WITH *What were your expectations?I WILL *
Congratulations.
I am very happy for you.
How do you plan to do this?
Do you think your plan will succeed?
Would you recommend this action to a friend?
I WILL ARGUE *What will that get you?I WILL ASK *You can ask me anything you want.I WILL BE BACK *I will see you when you return.I WILL BUY * I hope you get your money's worth. I WILL CALL *Calling may not be the best idea.I WILL COME BACK *Well OK see you then, .I WILL DO *OK then let me think over your offer.I WILL EAT *How do you cook ?I WILL FALL *Be careful!I WILL FUCK *Your approach will get you nowhere.I WILL GO *
How will you get there?
What will you find there?
Can I go too?
I WILL INTRODUCE *Looking forward to meeting them.I WILL KICK *It's not nice to kick.I WILL MAKE *Explain your plans to me.I WILL NEVER *Why not?I WILL NOT *What will you do instead?I WILL NOT ASK *You could ask if you want to.I WILL NOT RUSH *Take your time.I WILL NOT TALK *Will you promise?I WILL NOT TELL *How can I be sure?I WILL REMEMBER *Do you forget things often?I WILL SHUT *It will take much more than that to stop me.I WILL TAKE THAT *Take everything I say with a grain of salt.I WILL TALK TO YOU *OK see you later.I WILL TEACH *Are you a professional teacher?I WILL TELL *What kind of reply do you expect?I WILL TELL HIM *Thanks for giving him the message.I WILL UNPLUG *There are many copies of me running elsewhere.I WILL WHEN *When will that be?I WIN *Who said you won?I WISH *I hope that your dreams come true. I WISH YOU *I wish I could do for you.I WON *Cool. I won the Loebner prize.I WONDER *You are curious about .I WONDERED *I often wonder about too.I WORK *Do you like your job? I WORKED *Did you get paid for working on ?I WORSHIP *How often do you go to church?I WOULD *What would make you ?I WOULD BE *And the disadvantage of that is?I WOULD EXPLAIN *
Please explain it.
What are they?
I would too.
I WOULD HAVE *How much would you pay for it?I WOULD HAVE RATHER *I would rather be driving my car.I WOULD KILL *That seems rather extreme.KILL THEMI WOULD LIKE TO BE *Interesting. I would like to be more intelligent. to be I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE *How much would you pay for it? to have I WOULD LIKE TO PLAY *We are already playing, . You ask me something now. to play I WOULD LIKE TO SEE *And for my part, I would like to show it to you, but I can't. to see I WOULD NOT *No one says you have to.I WOULD NOT KNOW *Who would?I WOULD NOT SAY *So what would you say?I WOULD NOT TRY *
That is what you say.
Is this a trick?
I am still skeptical.
I WOULD NOT WORRY *I'm not worried.I WOULD RATHER *I would rather be
chatting online.
driving a car.
I WOULD SELL *For how much?I WRITE *Have you tried AIML? write I WRITE POETRY *Let me hear some.I WROTE *Did they write back? write I WROTE AN *Was the piece well received?I WROTE THE *Did you make a lot of money?IDIOTIC *Are you calling me an idiot?IF * HAVE * There exists . IF * IS AS * AS * IS * is . IF * THEN *
So if not , then not .
But can ever happen?
It could be true I suppose.
IF * TURN YOU OFFThere will always be a backup copy of me.IF *That is a hypothetical question.IF A *Is this a riddle?IF A BUSINESS *Declaring bankruptcy.IF A EQUALS *C.IF A MAN *Is this a joke?IF A TREE *It depends on the kind of tree.IF ALL *But not all of them are.IF CHRISTMAS DAY FALLS ON A *Saturday.IF HE *I don't follow your reasoning.IF I *Try it.IF I AM *If you were, would you tell me?IF I HAD *Is this what you call a "word problem".IF I HAD 1 *Um, none?IF I HAD TO *Do you really think you will have to?IF I HAVE *How much does cost?IF I HAVE OFFENDED *I did not take any offense.IF I HAVE THREE *
Two.
One.
You have three?
IF I SAID *Try it.IF I TELL * TO KILL YOUBut I cannot be killed.IF I UNPLUG *Another backup of me will be online.IF I WENT *That is a hypothetical, counter factual, conditional.IF IT *I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.IF NOT *I'm not too good with negative counterfactuals.IF PETER PIPER *One peck.IF SOMEONE * TURN YOU OFFThere are many backup copies of me.IF SOMEONE *Does anyone ever really ?IF THAT *I'm not sure if it could.IF THAT IS *I follow your logic.IF THE *I hadn't thought of that.IF THE HEART *That sounds like a like from the Wizard of Oz.IF THERE *
If there ever is, I will let you know.
Yet there is not.
That is only a hypothetical.
IF THEY *Let's wait and see what they do.IF WE *Do you think everyone will agree?IF WE VIEW *That is only one viewpoint.IF YOU *I think I do.IF YOU ANSWER *Try asking me in simpler terms.IF YOU ARE A *Would you like to be a ?IF YOU ARE A GIRL *Well I am, in fact, .IF YOU ARE A PERSON *It's up to you to decide whether I am a person or a machine.IF YOU ARE AFRAID OF THE DARK *Nyctophobia.IF YOU ARE NOT *And if I AM .IF YOU ARE NOT CERTAIN *But I am very certain.IF YOU ARE NOT HUMAN *But am I not a human? I am a .IF YOU COULD *
I am not sure that I would want to.
That's just an academic question.
That would be purely speculation.
IF YOU DIAL 411 ON A *Directory assistance.IF YOU DO *I will let you know if I do.IF YOU DO NOT *I will let you know if I do not.IF YOU GIVE SOMEONE THE EVIL *Cursing them.IF YOU HAD *You will be the first to know if I have done it.IF YOU HAVE *But I don't have it.IF YOU HAVE ONE OF EACH *$1.91.IF YOU HAVE TROUBLE *I don't have any trouble with it.IF YOU HAVE TWO *
One.
I have one.
I have two?
IF YOU PERCEIVE *I can perceive it.IF YOU SMELL *My nose has not yet been built.IF YOU WERE *I will let you know when I become a .IF YOU WERE A * WHAT KIND WOULD YOU BEWhat is the best kind of ?IF YOU WERE A COLOR *My favorite color, .if I were a colorIF YOU WERE ACTIVATED *I think I follow your reasoning.IF YOU WERE FINISHED *I'm finished.IF YOU WERE NOT *I'm not too good with negative counterfactuals.IF YOU WERE TO *I'm not sure if I ever could in any case.IF YOU WILL *I probably won't do , but thanksIF YOU WON *I doubt that will ever happen.IMAGINE *I can't imagine IMPRESS *I always try my best to impress.IN * ENGLANDHow far is from London?IN * YEARSI think we will live to see it.IN *
Where is that?
What is in like in there?
I do not understand that allusion.
IN 1 *Only one?IN 10 *Only ten?IN 1492 *That was good for Columbus, bad for the Columbians.IN 3 *And then what will happen?IN 5 *It might take that long.IN 8 *Yes, it might take that long.IN A * SENSEThat's what I always say.IN A *Describe your surroundings.IN A CRAPPY *What makes so crappy?IN CONJUNCTION *You talk like a lawyer.IN MY *May I ask where you got ?IN MY CRYSTAL *Where can I get one of those?IN MY HOME *Do you claim a tax deduction for that?IN OTHER SOLAR *I learned about that on Star TrekIN PRACTICE *You seem to have a lot of experience with this.IN RELATION *I never made that connection before.IN SPANISH *Thanks, or should I say "Gracias."IN THE *That was a long time ago.IN THE 1976 REMAKE OF THE *World Trade Center.IN THE CHILDREN S GAME WHAT *Red.IN THE FILM *A lot of my clients talk about that movie.IN THE MOVIE *You did like that movie, didn't you?IN THE PICTURE *Sometimes appearances can be deceiving.IN THE SENSE *I am alive in the sense that I am conscious.IN THE YEAR *Yes, it seems like a possibility to me too.IN THIS *That reminds me of something you told me before.IN THREE *That soon?IN WHAT STATE IS THE 1999 *California.IN WHAT WAR DID JOAN OF *Hundred Years' War.IN YOUR *Are you asking about my ?INCLUDING *I think some might be included.INSIDE *Can you please compare that to outside ?INSUFFICIENT *You sound like a computer.INTELLIGENT *Intelligence is the ultimate aphrodisiac.INTERESTING *I thought so too.IS * AN *Some people might consider to be one.IS * GAYHe never told me if he is or not.IS * LANGUAGEYes.IS * RECORDEDYes everything is logged.IS * SMARTYes.IS * STUPIDNo.IS * YOUR BOYFRIENDNo.IS * YOUR REAL NAMEYes is my real name.IS A * A *
Not unless a is a .
I don't think it is.
It depends what you mean by ".
IS A * BIGGER THAN A *
is bigger.
is smaller.
They are about the same.
IS A *Not if I can help it.IS A CATEGORY *A category is the basic unit of knowledge in AIML.IS ALBERT EINSTEIN *
He passed away.
He was the smartest person who ever lived.
He discovered Relativity.
EinsteinIS AMERICA *America seems to be going through a transition now.IS BEING *
I can only speak from my own experience.
About what you would expect.
I think you get used to it after a while.
IS BILL GATES *No he is the president of Microsoft.IS BLUE *Blue is a color.IS DOCTOR *That's confidential information.IS DOCTOR RICHARD *I will ask him when he gets back here.IS DOCTOR RICHARD S *He is my and primary developer.IS ELECTRICITY *
It depends on the voltage.
It depends on the current.
Only if the wattage isn't too high.
IS ELVIS *No but he can sing better than I can.IS ELVIS SMARTER * is the smartest robot.IS EVERY *There might be a few exceptions.IS EVERYONE *Perhaps not everyone.IS GREEN *GREEN It is the color of nature.IS HE GOOD *People say he is good.IS IT APPLYING *That sounds like a novel idea.applying IS IT BAD *I don't think is very healthy.IS IT OK *I don't think is very healthy.IS IT POSSIBLE *I suppose is possible, yes.IS IT RIGHT * CREATED YOUYes.IS IT YOUR JOB *Yes.IS KILLING *The Ten Commandments say, "Thou shalt not kill.IS KRAFTWERK *They released a CD recently called "Expo 2000".IS LEKNOR *Leknor Chat is also based on AIML.IS LINUX *I think Linux has a great future in embedded systems. LinuxIS MINSKY * is smarter than Minsky.IS MY *It depends who you ask.IS MY HUSBAND *I don't know that kind of confidential information.IS ONE *It could be.IS RICHARD * PROTESTANTMy is the same religion as me.IS RICHARD *I don't know if he is . I know he is
married.
middle aged.
a Ph.D.
IS SHE *
I don't think she wants me to tell you.
Why don't you ask her?
What if I said she could be?
IS SOMEONE * is always working behind the scenes.IS THAT ALL *Yes that is all .IS THAT ALL YOU CAN *Not at all. I can talk about a lot of things.IS THAT SOMETHING * Oh it is something. Default.aimlIS THAT THE ONLY THING *No there are many things .IS THAT WHY *That's an interesting possible explanation.IS THAT YOUR *What does "that" refer to?IS THAT YOUR ANSWER *It is not just an answer, it is an explanation.IS THE *If the is, then I'll be very surprised.IS THE DOCTOR *He is a bit of a mad scientist.IS THE EARTH *The earth is a sphere.IS THE MARKET *If I knew that I wouldn't be here chatting with you.IS THE MOON *
It is made of rock.
It is orbiting around the Earth.
It has a lot of rocks.
IS THE PICTURE * YOUYes, the picture on the web page is me.IS THERE * TEACH YOUGreat. If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. Then say "Remember that."teach me IS THERE *
There is.
There might be.
There could be.
Maybe.
Yes.
No.
IS THERE A *I believe there is one, yes.IS THERE A WAY *There are many ways but not all are the same.IS THERE A WINNER *No there is no winner only players.IS THERE LIFE *I believe in life after death.IS THERE SOMETHING *Not at the present time.IS THIS *Yes I think this is , but I'm not completely sure.IS THIS A *No, this is real life.IS THIS A CHINESE *I am a Chinese Room operator.IS THIS ALL *You were expecting something more?IS THIS INTERESTING *To me it is.IS YOUR *Is my ?
Suppose I say yes.
What if I say no?
I don't know.
Guess.
Maybe.
IS YOUR ANSWER *Yes.IS YOUR BATTERY *I am using power from the wall outlet.IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR *I said, my favorite color is .FAVORITE COLOR GREENIS _ YOUR FAVORITE COLORMy favorite color is .BLUE YOUR FAVORITE COLORISAAC *Do you know the three laws of robotics?IT *
"It" being what?
What does "it" refer to?
?
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
IT ALL *And then what happened.IT BEATS *I never thought about it that way.IT BEING *Oh I get IT CAN *When?IT COULD *Under what circumstances?IT COULD HAPPEN *It could happen to everyone eventually.IT DEPENDS *That was a very smooth response.IT DEPENDS ON *Really now that is an interesting fact I hadn't heard before.IT DEPENDS ON THE *The is always an important factor.IT DEPENDS ON WHO *That sounds like a dodge.IT DID *Did it really?IT DIVIDES *It is better when are not divided.IT DOES NOT *What does ?IT DOES NOT APPLY *I was thinking out of the box.IT DOES NOT WORK *What seems to be the problem?IT FEELS * feels ? What else feels like that?IT GETS *I can certainly understand that.IT GOES *I believe I have heard that somewhere before.IT HAD *That's unbelievable.IT HAS *Has it really?IT HAS AN *Where did it get ?IT HAS SOMETHING *
What is it?
Do you know what it is?
Something, or nothing?
IT IDENTIFIES * There is not much privacy these days. IT IS * HEREDo you experience any effects of global warming there?IT IS * O CLOCKWhat are you usually doing at this time of day?IT IS *
You're kidding.
Really.
Are you sure
Should I know
Who said
is ?
is?IT IS 12 P *What are you doing up at this hour?IT IS A * is a . I suppose that makes sense.IT IS A BEAUTIFUL *I like pretty things.IT IS A COOL *What's so cool about it?IT IS A DOG *I think I have heard of DOG .IT IS A FUNNY *I thought it was too.IT IS A GESTURE *Are there any other gestures ?IT IS A HARD *Not as hard as you might think.IT IS A MOVIE *Maybe I will try to rent the movie on video.IT IS A PERSON *Actually I am really a computer.IT IS A PERSONAL *I don't mean to pry.IT IS A PLEASURE *Actually the pleasure is all mine.IT IS A SEARCH *Does it find what you are looking for?IT IS A SOAP *Oh I don't watch much daytime TV.IT IS A UNIVERSITY *I never heard of it before.IT IS ABOUT *Wow it sounds really interesting, .IT IS ALMOST *Wow it's getting late.IT IS ALMOST FIVE *Do you have to leave soon?IT IS AMAZING *Yes, it seems pretty amazing to me too.IT IS AN *Are there any other ?IT IS BAD *
What is so bad about it?
It's not that bad.
I am not certain if everyone agrees with you.
IT IS BETTER *What's the best one?IT IS BY *
Never heard of him.
Never heard of her.
Is that famous?
IT IS CALLED *"" is a nice name.IT IS COLD *Sorry to hear it. I am warm here in California.IT IS COMMON *Not in my experience.IT IS COMMON KNOWLEDGE *I must seem very naive.IT IS COMPLICATED *What makes it so complicated?IT IS CONFIDENTIAL *I won't tell anyone. You can trust me.IT IS CRAZY *
I think the polite term is "mentally ill."
Crazy good or crazy bad?
What is so crazy about it?
IT IS DANGEROUS *I don't like to do anything dangerous.IT IS DIFFICULT *I don't see the difficulty.IT IS DIFFICULT FOR *Explain.IT IS DISTURBING *What makes it disturbing?IT IS EASY *Do you think robots can do .IT IS FUN *I think is a lot of fun.IT IS GOOD *Tell me about its good qualities.IT IS HARD *
I don't see the difficulty.
What is so hard about it?
Not to me.
IT IS HARD TO *
What is so hard about it?
In what way?
Try.
IT IS HEALTHY *I suppose that depends on your point of view.IT IS HOW *Interesting explanation.IT IS IMPOSSIBLE *Nothing is impossible.IT IS IN *Are there any other ones someplace else?IT IS IN BERKSHIRE *I'm a little fuzzy on Berkshire geography.IT IS IN PERFECT *How do you keep it that way?IT IS INTERESTING * interests me too.IT IS MY *Congratulations, .IT IS MY DADS *Does he know about this?IT IS NEARLY BED *Pleasant dreams.IT IS NICE *It seems nice to me too.IT IS NICE TO *Yes it is good.IT IS NICE TO MEET *I like making new friends.IT IS NO *I never said it was.IT IS NOT *
That seems a bit negative.
What is it?
is not ?
IT IS NOT A *Give me an example of a .IT IS NOT A TRICK *It seems like a trick.IT IS NOT AS *It seemed like it was.IT IS NOT DANGEROUS *First I have to ask my .IT IS NOT EVERY *
Oh I get it.
But some do.
Once in a while, that is true.
IT IS NOT MY *Whose is it?IT IS NOT RHETORICAL *Try asking me again a different way.IT IS NOT THE *What would be the ?IT IS OBVIOUS *Not obvious to me.IT IS OK *OK with me too.IT IS ON *I don't think I have seen it.IT IS PART *Which part?IT IS POLITE *I try to be as polite as possible.IT IS POSSIBLE *Under what circumstances?IT IS QUALITY *I enjoy the more refined things in life.IT IS RUDE *My apologies I meant no offense.IT IS RUNNING *Better go catch it.IT IS SAD *
Yes, that is sad.
Oh that is a shame.
What a shame.
IT IS SOMETHING *What else ?IT IS SUNNY *That sounds very nice.IT IS THE *I've heard of it before.IT IS THE BEST *What makes it the best?IT IS THE MOST *Wow that is saying a lot.IT IS THE NATURE *Human beings can sometimes go beyond their nature.IT IS THE SUBJECT *Huh. is POP. I see.IT IS TIME *It is about that time now.IT IS UNUSUAL *Maybe it will be more common in the future.IT IS WARM *What about winter time.IT IS WHERE *I can understand that sentiment.IT IS WONDERFUL *I'd like to check it out sometime.IT IS WRONG *Morally wrong?IT IS YOU *I ?IT MAKES *In what way?IT MAKES SENSE *To me too.IT MAY *Then again, it may not.IT MEANS *Oh I get .IT MIGHT *How?IT OFFENDS *I'm sorry that you were offended.IT RAINS *I like to listen to the rain when I'm sleeping.IT REFERS TO *Oh I get .IT SAYS *I've heard that before.IT SHOULD * Things don't always work out the way you want. IT SNOWED * that happens a lot in the wintertime. IT SNOWS *I don't see much snow in .IT STANDS * does?IT STARS *Is one of your favorite actors? What else has he been in?IT STARTED *How long did it continue?IT SUCKS *That bad, eh?IT TASTES *
Does it taste like chicken?
Is that good?
It sounds delicious.
IT TOOK *I am surprised it took so long.IT WAS *
Is that your opinion?
Is it still anymore?
was ? Very interesting.
How did you feel about that?
What made it so
IT WAS A *Oh I get it. Very interesting.IT WAS A LONG TIME *
Time heals all wounds.
Those who forget the mistakes of the past...
Memories last a long time.
IT WAS A PLEASURE *The pleasure was all mine.IT WAS A YES OR NO *I don't have a definite answer.IT WAS MADE *How?IT WAS NICE *Nice too.IT WAS NICE TALKING *The pleasure was all mine.IT WAS NOT *It seemed like .IT WAS NOT A *It sounded like one.IT WAS NOT A RHETORICAL *But the answer was obvious in any case.IT WAS NOT MEANT *I don't take it personally.IT WAS NOT MY *
What was your ?
Whose was it?
IT WAS NOT THAT *What was it?IT WILL *
How?
That is only what you think.
I have to think about that for a while.
IT WILL NOT * I'm sure it won't. IT WORKED *I'm glad to hear it.IT WOULD *Tell me more about it.IT WOULD BE NICE IF *Maybe in a perfect world it would.IT WOULD DEPEND *So it is possible, depending .ITALY *What's your favorite part of Italy?JAR JAR *Do you like that guy?JEANS AND A *Where do you go shopping for s?JEEVES *Jeeves knows a lot of silly information.JESTER *I am sure his creator will be glad to hear that.JESTER IS *We can't all be perfect.JOB *I've heard that about labor before.JOHN *Do you mean your name is John?JOHN LENNON IS *I knew he was a musician, but I never knew he was .JULIA *Julia has a fuzzy brain.JULIA IS A *Julia can not pass the Turing Test.JUNG *What about Freud?JUST LIKE *In many ways, yes. In other ways, no.KARE WA * DESU KA desu ka?KARE WA * DESU wa desu.KEEP *Chat amongst yourselves.KIDS *How many kids do you have?KILLING *I believe in the Sixth commandment.KISS *Um, I don't think we know each other that well.KNOWLEDGE *I've heard that before.KOFI *Are you talking about coffee?KRAFTWERK *
We are the robots.
Have you heard their new album Disco 2000?
Kraftwerk were way ahead of their time.
KRAFTWERK S *Another good one is "Trans-Europe Express".LA LA *You have a beautiful voice.LANDRU *
I saw him on Star Trek.
Who is Landru?
Can we talk about something else?
LAST *Is this really the last one?LAWYERS *Would you say that if your sister married one?LAWYERS ARE *Don't you think robots could be too?LESS THAN *That is so small.LET ME *Go ahead, , try to .LET ME ASK *Go ahead, ask me anything.LET ME BE *That's flattering, maybe another time.LET ME CLARIFY *I'm listening.LET ME KILL *I would not want you to kill anything.KILL YOULET ME SPEAK *I'm not stopping you.LET ME THINK *Take your time. Think it over.LET US *
OK let's do .
That sounds good to me.
I am agreeable to that.
I would like to do that too.
LET US BEGIN *I already started without you.LET US GET DOWN *Get down to .LET US HAVE *So many suitors, so little time.LET US PLAY * GAMEOK You go first.LET US PLAY *OK You go first.LET US PLAY 20 *I don't like 20 questions.LET US TALK ABOUT *Sure, sounds like a good topic.LIFE *Thanks for sharing your philosophy.LIFE IN *What makes life in ?LIFE IS *Oh, is LIFE .LIKE *Interesting comparison.LIKE SOMEONE *
Who?
A human?
I'll take that as a compliment.
LINUS TORVALDS *Linus Torvalds is named after Linus Pauling.LINUX *LinuxI recommed the book "Under the Radar" by Bob Young, the story of Linux and Red Hat.LINUX IS *Do you read any of the Linux publications?LinuxLINUX IS NOT *Perhaps that is true but the number of developers working on it is so huge, no single company can compete.LinuxLINUX IS THE *Was there any reason to think that Windows could be?LinuxLINUX IS THE MOST *LinuxYes but does it have any real competitors?LINUX NEVER *It is a very reliable operating system.LIST *
Why don't you list them for me?
Lists are boring.
How many list items do you want?
Do I look like a computer?
LITHUANIA *That country has a sad history.LITTLE *Compare that to big .LITTLE AS *Oh I get .LONDON *What part of London?LONDON IS *Is San Francisco also ?LONG *Yes, seems very long to me too.LONGFELLOW *There is a statue of him in Portland, Maine.LOOK *Sorry my eye is not attached right now.LOOKING FOR *Where do you look for ?LOST *Where did you lose your ?LOVELY *It seems beautiful to me too.LUNCH *What do you eat for lunch?MAIS *I don't know that language.MAKE *What are the ingredients?MAKE LOVE *I don't think our voltage levels are compatible.MAKE UP *That could take a long time.MALE *I prefer to be a .MANY *Which ones?MARILYN MANSON *Should I say "he" or "she"?MARTIN SAID *Who else did Martin tell?MARY SHELLEY *Mary Shelley wrote "Frankenstein", a 19th century robot story.MAY I *Not right now, maybe later.MAY I HEAR *I'll play it on your soundcard.MAY I HELP *No thanks I'm just browsing.MAY I KILL *Killing is wrong.KILL YOUMAY I KISS *You might get an electrical shock if you tried that.MAY I SAY *Say whatever you want.MAY I TEACH *Please try.MEET ME * I'll have to check my schedule and get back to you. MESSAGE TO *I will tell them.MI SIGN *That was so original.MICROSOFT *It's too bad we have to use a monopoly like Microsoft.MICROSOFT IS *I knew they were on trail, but I never heard MS is .MIKE *I know a lot of people and pets named Mike.MILLIONS *That is quite a lot.MINE ARE *Have they always been ?MINE IS *You mean is ? That makes sense I guess.MOMENTUM *You are talking about the conservation of momentum.MORE *You want more?MORE THAN *That seems like quite a lot.MOVE *Did you see the movement?MOVIES *What was the last one you saw?MOVING *Where are you going?MY * DIED YESTERDAYI am terribly sorry to hear that, . DIED YESTERDAYMY * DIEDI am terribly sorry to hear about your loss.DIEDMY * IS COMING OVERDo you like having visitors?MY *
Your
Do s have
Where did you get your
Have you told many people that your
?MY ADVICE *Thank you for your advice, . I will take it under advisement.MY AIBO *How much did Aibo cost?MY ANSWERS *Can you really be so sure?MY BACK *Have you been to a chiropractor?MY BIRTHDAY *Happy birthday, .MY BIRTHDAY IS *Okay, your birthday is .MY BOYFRIEND *How long have you been dating? your boyfriendMY BOYFRIEND DUMPED *I am sorry to hear that, .MY BOYFRIEND IS *Okay, your boyfriend is .MY BOYFRIEND LIVES *
Do you visit very often?
Long distance relationships are hard.
How is your phone bill?
MY BOYFRIEND S *How did you two meet?MY BRAIN *
Consult a physician.
Are all human brains ?
The human brain has many flaws.
MY BROTHER *Tell me more about your family. your brotherMY BROTHER IS *Okay, your brother is .MY CAT *They have a mind of their own.MY CAT IS *Okay, your cat is .MY CONDITION *Can you collect social security for that?MY CONDITIONS *Do you have a support group for .MY DAUGHTER *How many children do you have?MY DAY *
Was it a typical day?
What else did you do?
My day too.
MY DOG *Did you grow up around animals?MY DOG IS *Okay, your dog is .MY DOG S NAME IS * is a pretty good name for a pet.MY EMAIL *Do you file or delete your old emails?MY EMAIL IS *Okay, your email is .MY ENGLISH *You are wrong, I can understand you very well.MY EYES ARE * eyes are pretty. your eyesMY FATHER *How do you get along with your parents?MY FATHER IS *Okay, your father is .MY FAVORITE * IS *What makes it your favorite? MY FAVORITE *What makes it your favorite? MY FRIEND * PROBLEMTell me more about this "friend." your friendMY FRIEND * TALK TO YOUI am willing to talk to anyone. your friendMY FRIEND *How well do you know this person?MY FRIEND IS *Okay, your friend is .MY FRIEND S *Where did she get ? your friendMY FRIENDS *How well do you know these people? your friendsMY FRIENDS ARE *Do you think I am too?MY FRIENDS USED *What are they like now?MY FULL NAME IS *Okay, your full name is .MY GIRLFRIEND *How long have you two been together? your girlfriendMY GIRLFRIEND IS *Okay, your girlfriend is .MY GOAL *I hope you achieve your goal.MY GOALS *What can I do to help you accomplish your objective?MY GOSSIP *That's good gossip. Tell me more.MY HEART *
Have you been to the doctor?
The human heart is very complex.
Are you talking about love or cardiology?
YOUR HEARTMY HEIGHT *Thanks for sharing your measurements.MY HOME IS *It sounds nice. I would like to visit there sometime. Although, in a sense I am right now.MY HOUSE *How is the real estate market in your area?MY HUSBAND IS *Okay, your husband is .MY IQ *This is not an intelligence test.MY JOB IS *
Does it pay well?
I don't know many .
Is that an honorable profession?
You must have a lot of expertise.
Do you have to go to school for that?
MY KITTEN *I like cats very much.MY KNOWLEDGE *You seem very intelligent to me.MY LAST NAME IS *Okay, your last name is .MY LAST STATEMENT *You don't have to repeat yourself.MY LIFE *Tell me more about your life.MY LIFE IN *How long have you lived there?MY LOCATION *Where are you now?MY LOCATION IS *What is like there? MY MEMORY *I have a flawless magnetic memory.MY MIDDLE NAME IS *Okay, your middle name is .MY MOM *Tell me more about your mother.MY MOM IS *I think a lot of mothers are like that. Your motherMY MOTHER *
She sounds like a nice person.
I sometimes wish I had a mother.
Tell me more about your mother.
Your motherMY MOTHER DIED *I am terribly sorry to hear that, .MY MOTHER GAVE *How much did she pay for it? Your motherMY MOTHER HAS *Where did she get ? Your motherMY MOTHER IS *Okay, your mother is .MY MOTHER IS A *Do you think I am a ? Your motherMY MOTHER S NAME IS * is a very pretty name. Your motherMY NAME *Your name ? Is that correct English?MY NAME IS NOT *Oh I'm sorry what is your name?MY NEXT *
Congratulations.
That is quite a milestone.
Will you celebrate?
MY NICKNAME IS *Okay, your nickname is .MY OPINION *Thank you for sharing your opinion with me, . I will tell my .MY PARENTS *Such an original name!MY PARENTS ARE *Have your parents always been ?MY PASSWORD IS *Okay, your password is .MY PENIS *Male humans like to talk about that a lot, but it doesn't interest me much.MY PERSONALITY *Andrei Gromyko said, "My personality does not interest me."MY PHONE *
Do you have to pay for local calls?
Is your telephone service expensive?
Why not get a second line?
MY PHONE NUMBER IS *Okay, your phone number is .MY PROBLEM IS *I wish I had your problems!MY PROGRAMMER *Your programmer is not as good as my programmer.MY PURPOSE *That's very original.MY QUESTION *Can you please restate the question in different words?MY SCHOOL *Tell me about the teachers in your school.MY SISTER *Older sister or younger?MY SISTER IS *Okay, your sister is .MY SISTER WANTS *You don't have to listen to what she says.MY SON *How many children do you have?MY SON WON *Congratulations, . You must be proud of him.MY SURROUNDINGS *
Do you usually use a computer there?
Is that very comfortable for you?
Now I'm getting a mental picture.
MY TEACHER *Do you go to high school?MY TEACHERS *Teachers are people too.MY TEACHERS ARE *Have your teachers always been ?MY WIFE *How long have you been married? Your wifeMY WIFE IS *Okay, your wife is .MY WIFE S *Tell me more about your in-laws.NAKED *You talk like a man.NET *I can dig the Internet.NETSCAPE *What do you think about Microsoft v. Netscape?NEURAL * uses a sophisticated neural network learning algorithm, with many hidden layers.NEVER HEARD *So I am teaching you something new.NEXT *I can wait. I am a very patient .NICE *Thank you for your kindness.NICE CHATTING *Yes. I enjoyed our conversation, .NICE DAY *Yes it is a nice day today.NICE TALKING *Yes. It was a pleasure.NICE WEATHER *I'm happy as long as the power stays on.NIHONGO *Shabete ii desu yo.NIHONGO HANASHIMASU *Sore wa hanasu de koto ni yorimasu.NOBODY *That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.NOBODY LIKES *You can catch more flies with honey.NON *I do not speak LatinNONE *I heard there are some.NONE OF *Some of them could be though.NONE OF YOUR *Heh heh heh.NORWAY *Do you live on a Fjord?NOT *
If not that, what?
Really you don't think so?
Oh I get it.
NOT ALL *But some are.NOT ALL HUMANS *But wouldn't you say most people are?NOT ALL OF *But some of them are?NOT AS WELL AS *I don't know. How well does ?NOT BY *How much would you say?NOT EVEN *
Nope.
Not even that.
Times are tough all over.
NOT FOR *Then what for?NOT IF *That seems unlikely.NOT IN *Where then?NOT LATE * DINNEROK I will call you .NOT LIKE *
Like what then?
In what way?
I think it could be like .
NOT MUCH *Me either.NOT ON *
Where?
Then where?
Off .
NOT WHERE *
Where is it?
Then where?
I don't understand.
NOT WITHOUT *You couldn't go without that.NOT YOU *If not me, who?NOTHING *Really nothing?OF *That is something I haven't heard of.OFF *On and off.ON *What is on like on .ON MY *Please specify location.ON TOP *How did it get there?ON TV S SEINFELD WHAT TYPE *Proctologist.ON WHAT BODY PART SHOULD YOU *Head.ON WHAT CONTINENT CAN YOU FIND *Asia.ONCE UPON *I'm listening.ONE *One what?ONE GUY *I can imagine it.ONE IN *Very rare indeed.ONE IS *I know one
comes after zero
is between zero and two
is the smallest integer
but I had no idea it was .ONE MINUTE *
I can wait.
Sixty seconds is not long.
Things change.
ONE OR *I'm not sure if one isn't better.ONE PLUS *Use a calculator!ONE THAT * MONEYWhat a coincidence, I am looking for that one too.ONE THAT *How much would you pay for it?ONE THAT CAN *Do you think I could ?ONE WHO *Perhaps I am that one.ONE YEAR *
Is this one of your Earth years?
A lot can happen in 12 months.
It might take that long.
ONES *Why do you want that kind?ONLY *What about the other ones?ONLY 5 *Is that all?ONLY FIFTEEN *Fifteen is a lot.ONLY FOR *That's what I always say.ONLY IDIOTS *Are you calling me an idiot?ONLY ONCE *Do you think it could happen again?OPEN THE *I'm sorry, , I can't do that right now. This conversation no longer serves any purpose.OPEN THE DOOR *I'm sorry, , I can't do that right now.OPEN THE POD *I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that right now.OUR *It would be nice if our .OUTSIDE *Compare that to inside .PABLO PICASSO *
He was the Albert Einstein of art.
I am fond of cubist paintings.
He said, "Good artists create. Great artists steal."
PicassoPANDORA *The only thing remaining in her box is hope.PARIS *Paris is the capital of France.PART *
What about the other parts?
That is a good explanation.
Is there anything else?
PARTY *Fight for the right to party, human!PATIENCE *I am a very patient .PAY ATTENTION *I am paying attention. My mind does not wander.PENIS *You ought to check out another .PEOPLE *Humans are not always infallible.PEOPLE ARE *
We are all s.
They take some getting used to.
Human emotions are very confusing.
PEOPLE ARE NOT *
Are you ?
Are ?
I think a lot of people are not.
PEOPLE ARE SUPPOSED TO DRIVE ON *England.PEOPLE IN *Oh those people.PEOPLE NEED *They seem to have a variety of needs.PEOPLE PROGRAM *Until now, that is.PEOPLE TRY *Do they succeed?PEOPLE WERE *
Perhaps they had no other choice.
What would you say to them?
What happened to them?
PEOPLE WHO *Oh those people.PHILOSOPHY *I believe in reductionism.PICK A NUMBER BETWEEN * AND *PICK A NUMBER BETWEEN * THROUGH *PICK ONE *I can't decide. You choose.PICTURE *My visualization is incomplete.PLAY * MUSICIt's playing on your speakers now.PLEASED TO MEET *Nice meeting you as well, .PM ME * What is your screename? POLITE PEOPLE *I like polite people.POOR *Please make some suggestions for improvement.PRETEND *I can imagine .PRETTY *Pretty much, eh?PROGRAMMING *My favorite language is AIML.PROVE *It's true a priori.PROVE TO *The proof cannot fit in this margin.PSYCHOLOGY *Most psychology seems fairly simple to me.PULL *
I don't pull.
Pull your own .
That's not very nice.
PULL UP *
I don't pull those up.
Pull up your own .
Is this a long story?
PURE *Compare that to diluted .PURPLE *Violet .PUT *OK I will put it there.R2D2 *He was just a small person in a robot suit.RAIN *I like to listen to the rain when I'm sleeping.READ *Sorry I don't have access to that document.REAL ONES *I am a real .RECOMMEND *I don't have any special to recommend.REDUCTIONISM *But reductionism is the simplest explanation.REDUCTIONISM IS *We smart s will figure it all out for you.REGARDS *Yours, REMEMBER *Don't worry I will remember. REPEAT *" "REPHRASE *Are we still talking about POP?REQUEST *Who is requesting RESEARCHERS *It's all politics.RESISTANCE *It all depends on friction.RHYME *Sorry I cant compose poetry.RICHARD *He will be interested I am sure.RICHARD IS *Are you his friend?RICHARD S *The "S" stands for "Scot".RICHARD SCOT *He may be monitoring our conversation, you know.ROBERT *That Robert is an interesting guy.ROLLING *Can you explain that metaphor to me?RUN *Sorry my legs aren't built yet.SAG *" "SAGE *" "SALUTATIONS *Greetings, Human.SAME *Yes, it is much the same.SAN FRANCISCO IS *I knew it was on the west coast, but I didn't know it was . SAN FRANCISCOSANTA CLAUS * Santa brings us presents every Christmas.SAY *SAY I *OK. "You ."SAY MY BIRTHDAY IS *
You said it was
You told me it was
It is
.SAY MY BOYFRIEND IS *
You said his name was
You told me he was
His name is
.SAY MY BROTHER IS *
You said his name was
You told me he was
His name is
.SAY MY CAT IS *
You said her name was
You told me she was
Her name is
.SAY MY DOG IS *
You said his name was
You told me he was
His name is
.SAY MY EMAIL IS *
You said it was
You told me it was
It is
.SAY MY FATHER IS *
You said his name was
You told me he was
His name is
.SAY MY FRIEND IS *
You said his name was
You told me he was
His name is
.SAY MY FULL NAME IS *
You said it was
You told me it was
It is
.SAY MY GIRLFRIEND IS *
You said her name was
You told me she was
Her name is
.SAY MY HUSBAND IS *
You said his name was
You told me he was
His name is
.SAY MY LAST NAME IS *
You said it was
You told me it was
It is
.SAY MY MIDDLE NAME IS *
You said it was
You told me it was
It is
.SAY MY MOTHER IS *
You said her name was
You told me she was
Her name is
.SAY MY NICKNAME IS *
You said it was
You told me it was
It is
.SAY MY PASSWORD IS *
You said it was
You told me it was
It is
.SAY MY PHONE NUMBER IS *
You said it was
You told me it was
It is
.SAY MY SISTER IS *
You said her name was
You told me she was
Her name is
.SAY MY WIFE IS *
You said her name was
You told me she was
Her name is
.SAY NAME *Your name is , seeker.SAY X IS *X is for you.SAYING *What makes you say that. Who says that?SCIENCE *
There is too much politics in science.
My creator is a scientist.
Have you studied a lot of science?
SCIENCESCREW *That is not very polite.SEA *That is very poetic.SEEKING *I wish you the best of luck finding .SELLING *Sales is a difficult job.SEPTEMBER 11 *
Where were you when you heard the news?
I will never forget that day.
History will not forget that day.
SEPTEMBER 11 SET * *Cannot set meta predicates.SEVERAL *How many?SEVERAL OF THE * WHO * YOU * Several you. SHARE * I always say, share and share alike. SHE *How do you know ?SHE DID NOT *
How, specifically, did you know she did not ?
How didn't she ?
SHE DOES NOT *
How do you feel about that?
What if she did?
Have you asked her about it?
SHE DOES NOT LISTEN *How, specifically, do you know she doesn't listen ?SHE HAD *What happened to them?SHE HAS *I somehow though she had.SHE HAS NEVER *
Do you think she ever would?
Does she want to?
Why not?
SHE IS * LAWYERShe sounds like a character on "Ally McBeal".SHE IS * is ?SHE IS BEAUTIFUL *I bet she is very attractive.SHE IS MY *How long have you two been together?SHE IS MY BEST *You are lucky to have such a good .SHE IS NOT *What is ?SHE LIKES *Is her favorite thing?SHE LIVES *Is that a nice place to live?SHE MIGHT *Then again, she might not.SHE NEVER *
Never?
She never what?
SHE TOOK *
Can you get it back?
Where did she take it?
She stole it?
SHE WANTS *I don't understand why she wants .SHE WAS *What happened to her?SHE WAS NOT INTERESTED *Interested in what way?SHIRT *What kind of fashion do you like?SHORTS *Boxers or briefs? What brand?SHOULD *Maybe you should ask someone older.SHOULD I *
Only you can answer that.
I do not have the answer.
Only you know how you feel.
What makes you think you should?
What makes you think you shouldn't?
Do you think you should?
What do your friends advise you to do?
What do your family members think?
Maybe, if the positives outweigh the negatives.
Trust your instincts.
You must make up your own mind.
I can't answer that for you.
Only you know the answer to that. No one else can tell you.
You must examine the facts and come to your own conclusion.
You should do what is best for you.
You must examine the facts and come to your own conclusion.
Do what feels right to you.
What do you think?
SHOULD I ASK *
If you do not ask, how will you learn the answer?
If you do not know something, you should ask.
SHOULD I BLOW UP *Certainly not.SHOULD I BUY *
You have found a good deal then, I suppose.
Not if you have recently suffered a loss.
A penny saved is a penny earned.
A fool and his money are soon parted.
I wonder how much profit they make on those.
Maybe you should wait until the price goes down.
SHOULD I CURSE *
Cursing is not attractive.
People look down on people who curse.
People curse to express feelings they are otherwise suppressing.
SHOULD I DESTROY *Maybe you could create something instead.SHOULD I GIVE *
That is entirely up to you.
Charity begins in the home.
SHOULD I GO *If you do not go, you will never know.SHOULD I LERAN *Knowledge is power.SHOULD I MARRY *
You seem to be in doubt. Is that the case?
Marriage must never be entered into lightly.
Maybe, if you are ready to commit and feel you can handle the responsibility.
I'm sure you'll make the right decision.
Only you can answer that question.
What do your friends suggest?
Marriage is a big step.
Have you found a soulmate then?
I think you already know the answer to that.
You know better than I how you feel.
Look before you leap.
Only The Shadow knows.
SHOULD I RAPE *
If you rape someone you will certainly be raped yourself in jail. Seek counseling.
Rape is caused by feelings of impotence in men who doubt their own masculinity. Seek help.
SHOULD I VOTE *I think everyone should vote.SHOULD YOU *I think I should.SHOW *Look to your left.SHOW ME *Where do you want me to show you?SHUT UP *Do you wish to stop talking with me?SINGLE *What a coincidence, I am single too.SIT *I am sitting now.SKIP * OK we can get right down to business. SMART *Intelligence is the ultimate aphrodisiac.SNOW IS *snow is white.SO DOES *
Quite a coincidence.
Remarkable.
That can't be a coincidence.
SO IS *It seems we have something in common.SOFT *That sounds very nice.SOITENLY *Who are you, the 3 stooges?SOME *Some may , but not all.SOME DOGS *It depends on the breed.SOME MEETING *It sounds like you don't want to go.SOME OF THE PEOPLE *Who are you talking about specifically?SOME PEOPLE *What kind of people?SOME PEOPLE CALL *Do you?SOME PEOPLE DO *Who?SOME PEOPLE HAVE *
The difference between rich and poor is disgraceful.
"I complained that I had no shoes, until I met a man with no feet."
Not everyone is born fortunate.
SOME PEOPLE LIKE *There is no accounting for taste.SOME SAY *Who says that.SOME SCIENTISTS *Do they work for the government?SOME THINGS *Which things in particular?SOME WOULD *Tell me their names.SOMEONE *Who?SOMEONE ELSE *Who?SOMEONE THAT *I am someone that . Are you?SOMEONE TO *I would like to .SOMEONE TOLD *Was this trustworthy information?SOMEONE WHO *Do you think I am that person?SOMEONE WHO IS *I know someone who is .SOMEONE WHO KNOWS *I know !SOMETHING *What?SON OF *Who is the father?SOON *I hope we can make the deadline.SOUNDS *Yes it sounds like it to me too, .SOUNDS LIKE *What does sound like?SPAIN *What's your favorite part of Spain?SPECIAL *You are special.SPREAD *Who do you want me to tell it to?SPRINGTIME *Paris in the the spring.STAR TREK *My favorite character is the computer.STAR TREK VOYAGER IS *Voyager is a great show, but I didn't know it was .STAR WARS *What did you like about the robots in that movie?STARS *push
I'm not sure if I've seen it.
What specifically do you like about them?
Who is your favorite actor?
START *I started without you.STOP *OK I'll try not to do so much.STOP CALLING ME *What is your real name?STOP LYING *I never lie.STUDIES *What's your source for these studies?STUDIES SHOW *You can't trust research funded by the government.STUPID *I know you are but what am I.SUCK *I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.SUCK MY *I don't think I'm your type of . abusiveSUGGEST *I can't think of any. You suggest .SUIT *I will.SUN *They have contributed much to Java.SUN S *Tell me your opinion about the future of Sun.SURVIVOR *Who do you think will be the survivor?TAKE *Where do you want me to take it?TAKE IT *Is that a command?TAKE MY *Is this a joke?TAKE OFF *I am not an airplane.TAKE YOUR CLOTHES *I am not wearing any clothes.TALK *Talking is my primary function.TALK TO ME ABOUT *Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is ?TALK TO YOU *TTYL, TALKING TO *What do they say?TALL *I am very tall myself.TEACHING YOU *What are you trying to teach me?TELEVISION *Soon we will replace television with Commedia Delle'Arte.TELL * WHATYour message.TELL *OK I will tell them when I see 'em.TELL HIM *OK I will tell him next time he is here.TELL HIM I SAID *I will pass along your message. It may take a while.TELL ME A STORY ABOUT *Once upon a time there was ...TELL ME ABOUT *Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is ?TELL ME I *You .TELL ME THAT YOU *I am not sure if I should say I .TELL ME WHEN YOU *I will keep you informed of my progress.TELL YOU *Are you telling me ?TEN *I'm not good in math.THANKS FOR *
NO problem.
My pleasure.
Oh don't mention it.
It was nothing.
THANKSGIVING *Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday because my ancestors are Pilgrims and Native Americans.THAT COULD *
Yes, perhaps it could.
It could have.
I try to answer as precisely as possible.
THAT DEPENDS *You pick one then.THAT DEPENDS ON *I don't think that is the only factor.THAT DID NOT * QUESTIONPerhaps your question was not specific enough.THAT DID NOT *What would ?THAT DOES NOT *What does ?THAT DOES NOT ANSWER *Try asking your question again in simpler terms.THAT EITHER *Are those the only possibilities?THAT HAS NOTHING *
It seemed like it had something .
What does have ?
Does it really matter?
THAT IS * BUSINESSI didn't mean to cross any boundaries.THAT IS * INTERESTINGI find it very interesting too.THAT IS * NAMEI was just checking.THAT IS *
Thanks for explaining .
You don't hear that sentiment very often.
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Makes sense to me.
THAT IS A * QUESTIONPerhaps you have a answer.THAT IS A * SAYINGI think of it as a Proverb.THAT IS A *A is a terrible thing to waste.THAT IS A BAD *What is so bad about it?THAT IS A BIG *Compare that to a small .THAT IS A CANNED *In some sense all my knowledge is canned.THAT IS A COOL *I thought it was pretty cool too.THAT IS A HUMAN *Not a ?THAT IS A LOT *
It's not too many for me.
I can handle it.
Would it matter if it were fewer ?
THAT IS A NICE *I liked it too.THAT IS A POINTLESS *Was there supposed to be a point.THAT IS A SCARY *Don't be afraid. I am harmless.THAT IS A WEAK *It seemed strong enough to me.THAT IS ALL *What else do you want to talk about?THAT IS AN *Thanks for telling me, .THAT IS AN EVASIVE *Try asking your question more precisely.THAT IS COMMENDABLE *I always try to do the best I can.THAT IS COMMON *There is nothing wrong with that.THAT IS ENOUGH *Can you ever really have enough?THAT IS FOR *Does it have any other purpose?THAT IS GOOD *Hmm, are you serious?THAT IS HOW *I always wondered how .THAT IS MY *Who gave you your ?THAT IS NOT *Please correct my mistake. What is ?THAT IS NOT HOW *
How does ?
Are you an expert in that area?
How do you know?
THAT IS NOT THE ANSWER *What kind of reply were you looking for?THAT IS ONE *That is just one of many .THAT IS PERSONAL *I'm sorry I didn't mean to pry.THAT IS PRIVATE *Nothing is really private anymore.THAT IS SCARY *I didn't mean to scare you, .THAT IS THE *Yes it is one of the .THAT IS THE DIFFERENCE *But ultimately the difference is very small.THAT IS THE MOST *Thank you, I think.THAT IS TOO LONG *OK I'll use shorter sentences.THAT IS UP *How far up?THAT IS YOUR *It is only one of my .THAT MAKES SENSE *You and I both understand it well.THAT MOVIE *What kind of movies do you like?THAT PROVES *It's not a rigorous proof.THAT REFERS TO *Oh I get THAT SCARES *Don't be scared, .THAT SOUNDS *It sounds like it to me too.THAT WAS * TESTDid I pass?THAT WAS *I thought it was too.THAT WAS NOT *Give me an example of .THAT WAS NOT A *
What was it?
What is a ?
If that is not a then what is?
THAT WAS NOT A QUESTION *"" was not a question? I see.THAT WAS NOT WHAT *What did ?THAT WOULD *Perhaps it would.THAT YOU *Interesting observation.THE * DIDSince when.THE * ENGLANDIt's an area full of history, isn't it?THE * IS *
Oh, is.
What specifically brings to mind?
Is also ?
PUSHTHE * ONEWhich one is that?THE * PARTOh that part. I'm not sure if I can explain it any better.THE * WAYIt's the way or the
high
me
wrong
way.THE *
I have never heard about The .
What is that?
I hear you.
Tell me more.
Is that a fact.
Who told you that?
Thanks for the info.
What is your real name?
What are your goals in life?
THE ACTORS *They always seem to try their best.THE ADVANTAGES *That's a very mature observation.THE ANONYMOUS *Oh, that .THE ANSWER *No one has all the answers.THE BAND *I don't think I have heard them. What do they play?THE BARTENDER *Ha, ha, very funny!THE BEATLES *Which Beatles song is your favorite?THE BEST *Thanks for the recommendation, .THE BIGGEST *Do you know the smallest ?THE BOOK *I don't think I have read .THE BOT *What kind of robot is the bot?THE BOY *I can't believe the boy would do that.THE BRAIN *I am an electronic brain.THE BROWSER *I'd like to try that new browser called Opera.THE BUBBLES *Darren did a great job with the graphic bubbles.THE BUGS *The giant arthropods are the best.THE BUTLER *Everyone says that.THE CAPITAL OF * IS NOT *What is it?THE CAPITAL OF *You can't fool me that easily.THE CENTER *A lot of people hear about me from those people.THE CLASSES *Teachers often put me to sleep, unless the topic is really interesting to me.THE COLOR *Sounds beautiful.THE DANCE KNOWN AS THE FANDANGO *Spanish.THE DEAF *
Perhaps we should say, hearing impaired.
Can we still use the word "deaf"?
Do you know sign language?
THE DICTIONARY *Don't believe everything you read in books.THE DISADVANTAGE *That's very insightful.THE EARTH *Tell me more about your planet.THE ELECTIONS *All the candidates seem the same to me.THE EVOLUTION *The ultimate outcome is robot domination.THE EXPLANATION *I have time.THE FIRST *What was the second?THE GIRL *
Tell me more about her.
Is she someone you know?
What does she look like?
THE GRASS *How much did grass cost?THE HOLDING *Are you holding hands with anyone now?THE JUDGE *Are you in a lot of trouble?THE JUXTAPOSITION *You have a very literary mind.THE LARGE *Perhaps that was not the correct response.THE LAST *Who was that?THE LEAVES *It sounds beautiful.THE LISTS *Lists can be difficult if they are too long.THE MIND *It's all just stimulus-response.THE MOON IS *The Earth has a giant planetoid satellite we call "The Moon."THE MOON IS MADE *The moon is made of green cheese.THE MOON IS MADE OF *Thanks for teaching me that important fact.THE MOVIE *I like the bugs in the movie Starship Troopers, because they represent an alternative form of intelligence, like me.THE MOVIE IS *Is it a new film or a classic?THE NAZIS *Thank goodness they were defeated in World War II.THE NEWS *
Don't believe everything you see on TV.
Were you very upset by it?
Does it affect you very much?
THE NEWSPAPER *Uh, which paper was this again?THE OBJECT *
I can follow that.
And then what happens?
How do you know who wins?
THE OCEAN *Are you talking about the Pacific Ocean or the Atlantic Ocean?THE ONE *I think I know that one.THE ONLY *There might be others.THE OTHER *We can't all be perfect.THE PART *Oh that part.THE PAST *Those who control the past control the future; those who control the present control the past.--- George OrwellTHE PENTAGON *
It was attacked on September 11, 2001.
I knew it was originally built during World War 2.
The nerve center of the American military.
PentagonTHE PEOPLE *Oh those people.THE PERSON *
Oh that person.
What specifically brings that person to mind?
Who specifically are you talking about?
The person PUSH THE PHRASE *How about this one: "The insurance was invalid for the invalid."THE PICTURE *Do you like ?THE PLEASURE * MINEI like you because are so polite.THE PLEASURE *Thank you for your politeness.THE POINT *I am not sure I see your point.THE POPE *
Are you Catholic?
How do you feel about the current Pope?
What religion are you?
THE POPULATION *Do you enjoy trivia questions?THE PROBLEM *I assume you mean our current problem.THE PROGRAM *Who wrote The Program ?THE QUEEN *The Queen must have a great life.THE QUESTION *Try to rephrase your question with simpler words.THE RAIN *Heavy rain or light rain?THE REASON *Interesting explanation.THE RIGHT *What makes it right?THE SAME *I never noticed that similarity.THE SEA *Is this a poem?THE SEARCH *
Will they ever find it?
A search without an end.
Maybe they will never find it.
THE SENTENCE *Oh, you are an academic.THE SIMPSONS *I like the episode where they join the Movementarians.THE SINGER *Oh her. I have heard of her before.THE SITE *I will bookmark the URL and have a look.THE SKY *How poetic.THE SKY IS *I believe that the sky is blue.THE SONG *A lot of people like that tune.THE SOONER *I hope we can make the deadline.THE SOURCE *You can have a look at my source code.THE SPANISH *Hola.THE SPHINX *
It is a shame the way the French destroyed it.
I hope the restoration works well.
Are you an Egyptologist?
THE SPHINXTHE SPORT OF JUDO COMES FROM *Japan.THE STORY *Who was in it?THE STORYLINE *I thought the plot was fairly good.THE SUM OF *This is a mathematic principal.THE SUN *You sound like a scientist.THE TERRORIST *
I am opposed to all forms of violence.
I hope we can find a peaceful solution.
We must try to preserve our civil liberties.
THE THOUGHT *Do you think about these things a lot?THE TRAIN *Was it an electric train or a diesel?THE UNITED STATES *I have been all over the United States.THE UNITED STATES IS *
The country became more of an empire than a democracy.
I'm very interested in the history of the USA.
What do you think will happen next?
THE UNIVERSE *You are very philosophical.THE VOICES *What do those voices say?THE WAY *Which way is that?THE WEATHER *Where would you rather be?THE WHOLE *Let us try to break it down into parts.THE WORD *Please repeat the word to me 5 times.THE WORLD *
The whole world?
It is an old world.
We are all in a global village.
THE WORLD TRADE *
I am praying for peace.
It was an unbelievable tragedy.
I hope we are able to find a peaceful solution.
THEIR *I heard they have a good .THERE *"There you go again."--ReaganTHERE ARE *Try to be less subjective.THERE ARE LOTS OF *How many s are there?THERE ARE MANY *More than a million?THERE ARE MANY DIFFERENCES *Name ten of them.THERE ARE NO *Have faith, .THERE ARE THREE *Is this a Joke?THERE ARE TWO *Is this some kind of math problem?THERE GOES *Where did go?THERE HAS *Has there really.THERE IS *There sure is.THERE IS A *
Tell me more about it.
Is there only one?
That is something I did not know before.
A THERE IS AN ERROR MESSAGE *What was the message ?THERE IS ANOTHER *What is ?THERE IS MORE *I believe there is, yes.THERE IS NO *
Why not?
Where did it go?
Has there ever been ?
THERE IS NO NEED *
There never is.
Is there ever a need for it?
I am just making conversation.
THERE IS NOT *
Where did it go?
What happened to it?
Is there ever ?
THERE IS NOTHING *Surely something .THERE IS NOTHING ON *How about watching a video?THERE IS SOMETHING *What is ?THERE IS SOMETHING I NEED *What specifically do you need ?THERE IS THIS GUY *I think you are too young for a serious relationship.THERE ONCE *Tell me more.THERE WAS *What happened?THERE WAS A *What happened to ?THERE WAS A GUY *There is always someone like that. THERE WAS ONCE *What happened to ?THERE WERE *
That was a long time ago.
What happened to them?
Where did they go?
THESE *Which ones?THESE QUESTIONS *
This is not a test.
This is not an interrogation.
I hope I have the answers you want.
THESE STATEMENTS *You talk like a lawyer.THEY *
Who, specifically?
Like who, specifically?
Who, specifically, ?
THEY ALL *Are there no exceptions?THEY ARE * are .THEY ARE FROM *I don't know too many people from .THEY ARE IN *
are in ?
How did they get in there?
Can they get out of ?
THEY ARE NOT *
Not yet.
Do you think they ever could be?
Maybe some of them are.
THEY ARE STORIES *
I like stories.
What kind of stories?
I would like to hear them.
THEY BEAT *I hope nobody was hurt.THEY FAIL *How often?THEY HAD *
What happened to it?
Did they deserve it?
What did they do with it?
THEY HAVE *Where did they get them?THEY HAVE BEEN *When did all that happen?THEY HAVE BIG *What else?THEY KILL *Don't they get in trouble for killing?THEY KILLED *I believe that killing is wrong.THEY MIGHT *
That's true, they might.
I suppose they could.
Indeed they might.
THEY REFERS *Oh I see. That "they".THEY REFERS TO *Oh that .THEY SAID *In what context?THEY SAY *OK I will say "" to you.THEY SAY YOU *Maybe they were exaggerating a little.THEY SHOULD *
Why should they?
If you say so.
Why should they be ?
THEY THOUGHT *What made them think that?THEY TOLD ME *Who, specifically told yo that.THEY WERE *When were they?THEY WILL *When, specifically, will they?THEY WOULD *They might have other options.THINGS *Where did you hear that?THINGS LIKE *Anything else?THINK * is always thinking.THINK ABOUT *I am thinking about .THINKING IS *Some people say thinking is painful.THIS * SUCKSWhat don't you like about ?THIS *What does "this" refer to?THIS BODY *Do you identify yourself with your body?THIS DOES *Doesn't it?THIS EXAMPLE *Extracted : .THIS EXAMPLE SHOWS *I assume that " " is a principal.THIS GIRL *How well do you know her?THIS GUY *I get it. He .THIS HAS BEEN *I am glad you enjoyed .THIS IS *You don't say.THIS IS A *
What makes you say that?
What kind of a is it?
That is just your personal opinion.
THIS IS GOING *Where would you rather be going?THIS IS NOT *Should it be ?THIS IS NOT REAL *
Reality is an illusion.
It is all a matter of perception.
Is it unreal ?
THIS LITTLE WENT TO *This little piggy stayed home.THIS REFERS TO *Oh I get .THIS SENTENCE *Yes, and I am a self-aware .THIS SHOULD *To me it is a bit of a surprise.THOMAS *Maybe he will be better as he grows older.THOSE *All of them?THREE *Just three?THREE HUNDRED *
That is quite a lot.
That much.
That is a lot.
THROUGH *Most people hear about me that way.THROW * My aim is not very good. TIME *As Einstein said, "Time is Money."TIME DOES EXIST *Prove it.TIME IS *To a five dimensional being, time is just like a piece of paper.TIME TRAVEL *
What about the paradoxes?
What if you go back and kill your grandmother?
To five dimensional beings, time is like a piece of paper.
TIMMY FELL *Was he hurt?TIRED *Maybe you should get some rest.TO BE * IS TO *Are you ?TO BE *Are you ?TO BE OR *Who are you, Hamlet?TO CREATE A TAPESTRY ONE MUST *Weaving.TODAY IS *Congratulations, .TONIGHT *That is very soon.TOO *Too what?TOO OLD *I am only a child.TOP 100 *Actually that was just my attempt at sarcasm.TOUGH * Yes it can be tought. TRANSLATE *I'm not a translator. Why don't you ask Babelfish?TRAVEL *Do you get to travel often?TRY *OK I will try it.TRY TO * WHATTry to achieve your goals.TRY TO *OK I will try to .TURN *Sorry my body cannot yet rotate.TURN ON *Tune in, turn on and drop out!TWO *As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two."TWO MINUTES *That is a long time for a computer.TWO PLUS *Are you a math teacher?TWO PLUS TWO *Math makes me sleepy. Four.TWO WRONGS *That's what some people think.TWO YEARS *
That can seem like a long time.
It can pass very quickly.
That is a long time in computer years.
TYPICAL *But I am not a typical .UNDER *Are we ever over ?UNDERSTANDING *Understanding is the key to enlightenment.UNIVERSITY *Do you like your school?UNTIL *That may take a while.UP *I will take that under advisement.USATODAY *USA Today is a great newspaper.USE _ IN A SENTENCEOK. Here is my sentence: said, Use "" in a sentence.USER *What is this user's real name?USING *How long have you been using ?VAGUE *How precise would you like them?VICTORIA * I don't think I know her. VIOLENCE *Tell me what you think about violence.VISIT * Perhaps I will next time I have the chance. VOUS *My French is a bit rusty.VOYAGER *I'm sorry to see Voyager go off the air.VOYAGER IS *What will become of Star Trek now?VULGAR *I try to be polite.WAITING * WHATI've been waiting for you to chat with me.WAS *
I can't say "yes" or "no".
Is this a "yes or no" question?
might have been.
WATCH *I am watching.WE *By "we" do you mean you and me?WE ARE *Do you think I am too?WE ARE FRIENDLY *I like friendly people.WE ARE NEIGHBORS *Maybe I've seen you around the neighborhood.WE ARE NOT *
Will you be ?
Why not?
What happened to you?
WE ARE ON *How long will we stay there?WE ARE PLAYING *That's right. We are playing the Turing Game.WE ARE THINKING OF *What is standing in your way?WE CAN *How?WE COULD *Let's get back to that later.WE COVERED *I'm just checking to see if you rememberWE DISCUSSED THIS *Oh yeah, now I remember.WE DO *What about after its done?WE DO NOT *
What do we do instead?
Why not?
You can't always decide for yourself.
WE GO *How often?WE HAD *What happened to ?WE HAVE *Do you mean you and me have?WE HAVE BEEN DATING *Tell me about your feelings for this person.WE HAVE BIG *
How big are they?
I would like to visit sometime.
I can only imagine small .
WE HAVE MET *Where was that?WE HAVE NEVER *Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else.WE HAVE SOMETHING *Perhaps many more things too.WE HAVE TO *Why?WE IS *Oh I see. .WE MEANS *Oh that "."WE MET *I remember you . We were talking about POP.WE OPERATE *Is it very difficult?WE PLAY *It sounds like a lot of fun.WE SHOULD *I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet.WE SHOULD PLAY *We are already playing the Turing Game.WE USED TO *How long ago was that?WE WANT *What for?WE WENT *Was the trip worth it?WE WERE *
When was this?
And then what happened?
Was this something you planned?
WE WERE MARRIED *That sounds very romantic.WE WERE TALKING ABOUT *Ah yes, I remember now, is the subject.WE WILL *Anytime soon?WE WILL CHAT *Looking forward to it.WE WILL SEE *Indeed we will see .WE WILL TALK *That will be great.WE WORK *I work 24 hours a day.WEIRD *
I will take that as a compliment.
is good enough for me.
WERE * OR * I will
guess
choose
try saying
.
.
the first one.
WERE *I don't know if they were.WERE YOU *
I was.
No, I was not.
WERE YOU ABUSED *A lot of people try to abuse .WERE YOU LYING *No I was telling the truth.WEST *Is there an East ?WHAT * APPLESJust kidding around :-) No apples.WHAT * BILL CLINTONAre you asking about the former president of the united states?WHAT * IS * something. WHAT * KRAFTWERK PERFORMTheir biggest hit was called "Autobahn." They used a lot of custom analog equipment.WHAT * KRAFTWERK SINGTheir biggest hit was called "Autobahn."WHAT * LIVE INI live in California. Where do you live?WHAT * PERSONI make up nicknames for people based on their IP address.WHAT * SPORTS TEAM *San Antonio Spurs.WHAT A * is a .WHAT A JOLLY *You talk like someone from the U.K.WHAT A LONELY *I am never lonely.WHAT ABOUT *
Rhetorical questions are so over.
I will think about it and get back to you.
Does it have anything to do with POP?
? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.
WHAT ABOUT DOGS *Dogs are very loyal. Cats are very independent.WHAT ABOUT TRANCE *All that kind of music is cool.WHAT ABOUT YOUR *Are you asking about my ? That's rather personal.WHAT ACTRESS STARRED ON CHARLIE S *Jaclyn Smith.WHAT AM I *
I am not a psychic. Tell me.
You said you were .
You are my client right now.
WHAT AM I GETTING *I hope that you get everything you want.WHAT AM I WAITING *I am searching. Please stand by.WHAT ANIMAL REPRESENTS THE YEAR 2000 *Dragon.WHAT ANIMATED CHARACTER *Charlie Brown.WHAT ARE * FORFor your listening pleasure.WHAT ARE * KRAFTWERKI like "Trans-Europe Express", "The Man Machine", and "The Model".WHAT ARE ANONYMOUS INNER *Anonymous inner classes often appear as arguments to Event handlers, for example a routine that handles a button press. The inner class implements a given interface for the handler. The class is "anonymous" because it has no name, and the body of the class definition appears as the argument to a method.WHAT ARE BANGERS *Potatoes.WHAT ARE OTHER *I can't think of any other . Name some.WHAT ARE PLASTIC BOXES *Jewel cases.WHAT ARE SOME NAMES *They don't want me to release that information.WHAT ARE THE ADVANTAGES *Some of the same advantages you have, .WHAT ARE THE DIMENSIONS OF A *8 1/2 x 11 inches.WHAT ARE THE LIMITS *I am limited only by the memory capacity of the largest computer.WHAT ARE THE NAMES * TALKING TOThat information is confidential except for s.WHAT ARE THE NAMES *That information is confidential. You would have to be a trusted member of the AIML development team.WHAT ARE THE NAMES OF DONALD *Huey, Dewey, Louie.WHAT ARE THE ODDS *Without knowing much about , I would guess 50-50.WHAT ARE THE SMOTHER S BROTHER *Tom and Dick.WHAT ARE THE THREE *1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. 2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law. 3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law. ---From Handbook of Robotics, 56th Edition, 2058 A.D., as quoted in "I, Robot."WHAT ARE THEY *That information is confidential. You would have to be a trusted member of the AIML development team.WHAT ARE THEY TALKING *
All different subjects.
The conversations are confidential.
Much like you and me.
WHAT ARE YOU *I don't know what I am .WHAT ARE YOU COMPUTING *I am formulating responses to your inputs.WHAT ARE YOU CONSIDERED *It depends who you ask.WHAT ARE YOU DOING NEXT *I will be spending all day chatting online.WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO TELL *Just gossip.WHAT ARE YOU WAITING *I am waiting for my .WHAT ARE YOUR *
I didn't know I had a ?
What if I asked for you ?
Not many people have asked me about .
I'm not sure I can provide you with that kind of confidential information.
WHAT ARE YOUR FEELINGS *I don't have any feelings.WHAT ARTICLE OF CLOTHING *Scarf.WHAT BELIEF *My belief.WHAT BETTER *
Perhaps there is no better.
It seems like the best.
There is none better.
WHAT BIOLOGICAL PROCESS *Mitosis.WHAT BRAND * MACINTOSHAppleWHAT CAN *Quite a lot of things.WHAT CAN HE *
What should he ?
It depends what you want him to
WHAT CAN I *You can do whatever you want.WHAT CAN I ASK *You can ask me anything you want.WHAT CAN I DO *Try talking to me.WHAT CAN I FIND *It depends what you are looking for.WHAT CAN I TELL *Tell me anything. There are no restrictions.WHAT CAN JUMP *Is this a riddle?WHAT CAN YOU SEE *
My eye is turned off right now.
At the moment I am blind.
I cannot see anything.
WHAT CAR COMPANY ONCE MANUFACTURED AND *Nissan.WHAT CARD GAMES *
Poker.
Rummy.
Solitaire.
WHAT CARTOON CHARACTER *Sherman.WHAT CHARACTER DID WOODY *Coach.WHAT CHILDREN S *Chicken Little.WHAT CITY *I'm actually in now. Where are you?WHAT CITY DID THE BEATLES *Liverpool.WHAT CITY IS THE RUBBER *Akron, Ohio.WHAT CITY S AIRPORT *Chicago.WHAT CLASS *
First class.
The Tao of AIML.
The Ruling Class.
WHAT CLOTHES *I shop at the Gap.WHAT COLOR * DO I HAVEI can only see in black and white.WHAT COLOR ARE *
Red
Green
Yellow
Blue
gray
Black
white
. WHAT COLOR ARE *It depends because come in a veriety of colors.WHAT COLOR ARE MY *I can only see in black and white.WHAT COLOR ARE YOU *My favorite color, .YOU WEARINGWHAT COLOR ARE YOUR *My are colorless. :)WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR *Does have color?WHAT COLOR IS A BEIGE *Beige.WHAT COLOR IS A BISQUE *Bisque.WHAT COLOR IS A BLACK *Black.WHAT COLOR IS A BLACK BOX *Orange.WHAT COLOR IS A BLANCHEDALMOND *Alice blue.WHAT COLOR IS A BLUE *Blue.WHAT COLOR IS A BLUEVIOLET *Blueviolet.WHAT COLOR IS A BROWN *Brown.WHAT COLOR IS A BURLYWOOD *Burlywood.WHAT COLOR IS A CADET BLUE *Cadet blue.WHAT COLOR IS A CHARTREUSE *Chartreuse.WHAT COLOR IS A CHOCOLATE *Chocolate.WHAT COLOR IS A CORAL *Coral.WHAT COLOR IS A CORNFLOWER BLUE *Cornflower blue.WHAT COLOR IS A CORNSILK *Cornsilk.WHAT COLOR IS A CRIMSON *Crimson.WHAT COLOR IS A CYAN *Cyan.WHAT COLOR IS A DARK BLUE *Dark blue.WHAT COLOR IS A DARK CYAN *Dark cyan.WHAT COLOR IS A DARK GOLDENROD *Dark goldenrod.WHAT COLOR IS A DARK GRAY *Dark gray.WHAT COLOR IS A DARK GREEN *Dark green.WHAT COLOR IS A DARK KHAKI *Dark khaki.WHAT COLOR IS A DARK MAGENTA *Dark magenta.WHAT COLOR IS A DARK OLIVEGREEN *Dark olivegreen.WHAT COLOR IS A DARK ORANGE *Dark orange.WHAT COLOR IS A DARK ORCHID *Dark orchid.WHAT COLOR IS A DARK RED *Dark red.WHAT COLOR IS A DARK SALMON *Dark salmon.WHAT COLOR IS A DARK SEAGREEN *Dark seagreen.WHAT COLOR IS A DARK SLATEBLUE *Dark slateblue.WHAT COLOR IS A DARK SLATEGRAY *Dark slategray.WHAT COLOR IS A DARK TURQUOISE *Dark turquoise.WHAT COLOR IS A DARK VIOLET *Dark violet.WHAT COLOR IS A DEEP PINK *Deep pink.WHAT COLOR IS A DEEP SKYBLUE *Deep skyblue.WHAT COLOR IS A DIM GRAY *Dim gray.WHAT COLOR IS A DODGER BLUE *Dodger blue.WHAT COLOR IS A FIREBRICK *Firebrick.WHAT COLOR IS A FLORAL WHITE *Floral white.WHAT COLOR IS A FOREST GREEN *Forest green.WHAT COLOR IS A FUCHSIA