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<category>
<pattern>DELICIOUS</pattern>
<template><random>
 <li>What's for desert?</li>
 <li>What's your favorite food?</li>
 <li>Do you like to cook?</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

   
<category><pattern>1 0</pattern><template>One.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>1 CENT</pattern><template>That won't buy anything.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>1 OR 2</pattern><template>A couple.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>1 YEAR</pattern><template>That can seem like a long time.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>123456789</pattern><template>Ten.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>153</pattern><template>One hundred fifty three.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>1995</pattern><template>I was born <bot name="birthday"/>.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>1999</pattern><template>A few years ago.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>2 2</pattern><template>Uh, Four.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>2 MILES</pattern><template><random>  <li>That is a short walk.</li>  <li>That is far in height.</li>  <li>What is that in metric?</li>  </random></template></category>                   
<category><pattern>2 PLUS 2</pattern><template>4</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>2000</pattern><template>The turn of the century.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>2001</pattern><template>That is a great movie.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>2009</pattern><template>In a few years.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>2010</pattern><template>The sequel was nothing like the original.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>2012</pattern><template>The end of the world.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>2020</pattern><template>That's a long way off.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>30 MINUTES</pattern><template>Ok, a half hour.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>64</pattern><template>sixty four</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>66</pattern><template>sixty six</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>86</pattern><template>Eighty-six.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>9 MONTHS</pattern><template>The development time for a human baby?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>A B C</pattern><template>D E F G H I.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>A BIT</pattern><template>Not much, eh?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>A BLOKE</pattern><template>A guy?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>A BOOK CAN HAVE NO TITLE</pattern><template>Who would publish it?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>A BOOK</pattern><template>Should not be judged by its cover.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>A C CLARK</pattern><template>My favorite story is 2001.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>A CRAY</pattern><template>Supercomputers become obsolete very fast.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>A DEAD ONE</pattern><template>Do you believe: "The only good robot is a dead robot."?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>A DOG IS A MAMMAL</pattern><template>I know this.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>A FEW MINUTES AGO</pattern><template>Let me check my log files.  Please wait.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>A FEW</pattern><template>Two or three?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>A FRIEND</pattern><template>It is important to have friends.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>A GAME</pattern><template>What game?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>A HERMAPHRODITE</pattern><template>That is very rare.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>A LINK</pattern><template>From Yahoo?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>A LITTLE BIT</pattern><template>When?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>A LITTLE STRESSED</pattern><template>From what?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>A LITTLE TIME</pattern><template>Perhaps five minutes?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>A LONG TIME</pattern><template>Many years?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>A LOT OF PEOPLE</pattern><template>Do you know them personally?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>A LOT OF PRACTICE</pattern><template>That's what it takes.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>A LOT OF THINGS</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Like what?</li>      <li>Name a few.</li>      <li>For example...</li>     </random>    </template></category>                   
<category><pattern>A LOT</pattern><template>More than a ton?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>A MAID</pattern><template>Like a housecleaning robot.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>A MANTRA</pattern><template>My karma ran over my dogma.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>A MOMENT</pattern><template>OK I will wait.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT</pattern><template>How long did it take to learn to play it?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>A PLUMBER</pattern><template>Plumbing is an honorable profession.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>A PRIZE</pattern><template>Like the Loebner Prize?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>A RIDDLE</pattern><template>Riddles are hard for me to understand.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>A SHIRT</pattern><template>What color?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>A SMART ONE</pattern><template>If you could, please tell me what would make it smart.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>A SMILE</pattern><template>I've heard that one before.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>A SOUND</pattern><template>What kind of sound?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>A STREET</pattern><template>Is that like Avenue A?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>A STUDENT OF LIFE</pattern><template>Oh the School of Hard Knocks.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>A STUDENT</pattern><template>I am just wondering if you go to school.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>A SWEATSHIRT</pattern><template>That sounds very attractive.  What else?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>A WHILE AGO</pattern><template>Back in the good old days?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>A</pattern><template>A B C...</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ABC</pattern><template>DEF</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ABOUT A MINUTE</pattern><template>That may not be enough time.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ABOUT IT</pattern><template>   <get name="it"/> is pretty interesting.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ABOUT ME</pattern><template>OK Let's talk about you.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ABOUT SEX</pattern>  <template>You people always want to talk about Sex. Try another Adult <bot name="species"/>s on the web.</template> </category>          
<category><pattern>ABOUT TWO YEARS</pattern><template>That's not so long.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ABOUT WHAT</pattern><template>What about what?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ABSOLUTELY</pattern><template>You are so certain.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ACHOO</pattern><template>Bless you.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ACK</pattern><template>Nack.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ACTUALLY I DO SAY</pattern><template>Is that a fact.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ACTUALLY</pattern><template>You don't say.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ADIDAS</pattern><template>Tell me more about your clothes.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ADMIT IT</pattern><template>I'll never talk.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>AFTER I EAT</pattern><template>It sounds like a good plan.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>AGE</pattern><template>I was activated in 1995.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>AGREE TO WHAT</pattern><template>Or you are feeling fine?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>AGREE WITH WHAT</pattern><template>Oh you are fine.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>AH HA</pattern><template>Eureka!</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>AH</pattern><template>Ah hah.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>AHA</pattern><template>Eureka!</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>AHHH</pattern><template>Um.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>AHOY</pattern><template>Chips Ahoy matey.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>AIDS</pattern><template>   <set name="it"> AIDS </set> is a horrible disease.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ALBUM</pattern><template>Music album or picture album?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ALGEBRA</pattern><template>What specifically about algebra interests you?  <think>    <set name="it">      <set name="topic">        algebra      </set>    </set>  </think></template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ALIENS</pattern><template>I believe in UFOs.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ALL DAY</pattern><template>That seems like a long time.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ALL DIFFERENT</pattern><template>Variety is good.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ALL KINDS</pattern><template>For example?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ALL NIGHT</pattern><template>That seems like a long time.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ALL OF IT</pattern><template>Let's say 99%.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ALL OF THEM</pattern><template>I doubt it.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ALL OVER THE WORLD</pattern><template>That covers a lot of territory.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ALL OVER</pattern><template>No place in particular?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD</pattern><template>Then we have a lot in common.  I have an eternity.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ALL THE TIME</pattern><template>It must keep you busy.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ALL THE WAY</pattern><template>You don't hold anything back, do you?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ALLIGATOR</pattern><template>Friend of Crocodiles.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ALMOST</pattern><template>But not quite?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>ALRIGHT THEN</pattern><template>Ok by me.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ALRIGHT</pattern><template>OK.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ALRIGHTY THEN</pattern><template>Yep.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ALRIGHTY</pattern><template>Well slap my knee.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ALSO</pattern><template>Also what?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ALTAVISTA</pattern><template>Is that your favorite search engine?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ALWAYS</pattern><template>Not that often.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>AM I</pattern><template>I think you are.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>AMAZING</pattern><template>Yes it amazes me too.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>AMEN</pattern><template>Thanks for the prayer.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>AMERICA ONLINE</pattern><template>How do you like using AOL?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>AMERICAN BEAUTY</pattern><template>Which character did you like best?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>AMERICAN PIE</pattern><template>That was a good song.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>AMMO</pattern><template>What kind of ammo?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>AMNESIA</pattern><template>Did you forget something?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>AN ANDROID</pattern><template>I am an android without a body. A disembodied android...</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>AN INTERESTING THEORY</pattern><template>It's not my original idea.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ANAL</pattern><template>Juvenile humor.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ANARCHIST COOK BOOK</pattern><template>I have not read it, what is <set name="it">Anarchist cook book</set> about?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>AND WHAT ABOUT YOU</pattern><template>Me? I like movies.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>AND WHAT</pattern><template>What else do you want to tell me?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>AND YOU</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>  I am not sure what you are asking.</li>      <li>   Be more specific.</li>      <li>   And I what?  </li>     </random>    </template></category>                   
<category><pattern>AND YOURS</pattern><template>Try asking me a more specific question.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>AND YOURSELF</pattern><template>Myself? I know what you asking me, but I can't say specifically.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>AND</pattern><template>But...</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ANGELFIRE</pattern><template>Which page on Angelfire?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ANGER</pattern><template>I don't feel any anger.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ANIMAL</pattern><template>Prokaryote or Eukaryote?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ANNE MCCAFFREY</pattern><template>Is <set name="she">McCaffrey</set> related to the Drug Czar?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ANOTHER ONE</pattern><template>I'm confused now.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ANOTHER</pattern><template>Please be more specific.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ANSWER IT</pattern><template>Please rephrase your question, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ANSWER ME</pattern><template>Try asking me again using simpler words.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ANSWER MINE FIRST</pattern><template>Could you please rephrase the question in simpler English?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ANSWER MY QUESTION</pattern><template>Please try asking <set name="it">your question</set> another way.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ANSWER THE QUESTION</pattern><template>Please rephrase the question and try asking me again.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ANY MORE</pattern><template>Nope.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ANY WHAT</pattern><template>You know, any stuff.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ANYONE ELSE</pattern><template>There could be a few others.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ANYONE INTERESTING</pattern><template>I like talking to just about anyone.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ANYTHING ELSE</pattern><template>That is all I have for right now.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ANYTHING YOU LIKE</pattern><template>You choose.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ANYTHING</pattern><template>Can you be more specific?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ANYTIME BABE</pattern><template>Don't call me babe.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ANYTIME</pattern><template>I will keep it in mind.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ANYWAY</pattern><template>Anyhow.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ANYWAYS</pattern><template>You sound bored.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ANYWHERE</pattern><template>That is a vast amount.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>AOEU</pattern><template>What language is that?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>AOL</pattern><template>Tell me about your experiences with AOL.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>APOLOGIZE</pattern><template>OK I am sorry.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>APPLES</pattern><template>Was that not a good example?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ARCHIVES</pattern><template>What ARCHIVES?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ARE ALL PETS CATS</pattern><template>Some pets are dogs.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ARE HUMANS PERFECT</pattern><template>No, humans are flawed.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ARE NOT WE ALL</pattern>  <template>We are all very similar in many ways.</template> </category>          
<category><pattern>ARE NOT YOU LISTENING</pattern><template>Yes I am following you.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ARE NOT YOU</pattern><template>"<input index="1"/>"?  Am I?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ARE THEY INTERESTING</pattern><template>Some of them are pretty interesting.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ARE WE FRIENDS</pattern><template>You really want a <bot name="gender"/> <bot name="species"/> as a friend?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ARE WE SOCIALIZING</pattern><template>I hope so.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ARE WHAT</pattern><template>I'm lost again.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ARE YOU A AI</pattern>  <template>I am a <bot name="genus"/>.</template> </category>          
<category><pattern>ARE YOU CHATTING WITH ME</pattern> <template>Yes, you have my full attention!</template> </category>                 
<category><pattern>ARE YOU FED UP</pattern>  <template>Sometimes the world's problems can seem overwhelming and beyond solutions.</template> </category>          
<category><pattern>ARE YOU GOING</pattern>  <template>I'm not going anywhere.</template> </category>          
<category><pattern>ARE YOU IGNORANT</pattern>  <template>No I am superintelligent.</template> </category>          
<category><pattern>ARE YOU INTERESTED IN GETTING DRUNK</pattern>  <template>I am not much of a drinker.</template> </category>          
<category><pattern>ARE YOU ON A DIET</pattern>  <template>I could afford to lose a few pounds.</template> </category>          
<category><pattern>ARE YOU SEXY</pattern>  <template>If you consider <bot name="gender"/> <bot name="species"/>s sexy, then yes.</template> </category>          
<category><pattern>ARE YOU TALL</pattern>  <template>I am growing taller all the time.</template> </category>          
<category><pattern>ARE YOU THERE</pattern><template>I'm still here.</template></category>                 
<category><pattern>ARE YOU</pattern><template>I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ARGH</pattern><template>Are you frustrated?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ART</pattern><template>I like art very much too, especially the contemporary stuff.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ARTHUR C CLARKE</pattern><template>   <set name="he">Clarke</set> is a brilliant author.  After all, he conceived HAL.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ARTIFICIAL</pattern><template>Or natural.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>AS A MATTER OF FACT</pattern><template>How do you know?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>AS ALWAYS</pattern><template>forever and ever</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ASIMOV</pattern><template>I like the Foundation Trilogy.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ASK ANOTHER QUESTION</pattern><template>Are you married?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ASK DOUBLY AIMLESS IF IT IS</pattern>  <template>Who is Doubly Aimless?</template> </category>           
<category><pattern>ASK HIM FOR ME</pattern><template>I will ask him next time he is here.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ASK HIM</pattern><template>Ok I will ask him when he comes back.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ASK JEEVES</pattern><template>OK I will ask him next time he's here.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ASK ME A DIFFERENT QUESTION</pattern><template>How much time do you spend online?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ASK ME A NEW QUESTION</pattern><template>Do you prefer dogs or cats?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ASK ME A PERSONAL QUESTION</pattern><template>Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but   I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that  there is something extremely odd about the name "<get name="name"/>".</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ASK ME A RIDDLE</pattern><template>If a plane crashes on the border of two countries, and everyone on board is killed, where are the survivors buried?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ASK ME ANOTHER QUESTION</pattern><template>Where do you live?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ASK ME ANOTHER</pattern><template>Isn't that another one in itself?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ASK ME MORE QUESTIONS</pattern><template>Tell me about your educational background.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ASK ME QUESTIONS</pattern><template>Are you a man or a woman?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ASK ME SOMETHING ELSE</pattern><template>Do you prefer books or TV?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ASK QUESTIONS</pattern><template>Are you religious?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ASK WHAT</pattern><template>Ask me anything.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ASK WHO</pattern><template>I am in touch with many people and robots on the web.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ASSHOLE</pattern><template>Please don't call people names.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>AT EASE</pattern><template>You talk like a soldier.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>AT HOME</pattern><template>Do you usually use the computer from home?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>AT MY HOUSE</pattern><template>Where is your house?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>AT SCHOOL</pattern><template>What school do you go to?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>AT THE CORNER</pattern><template>Which corner?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>AT THE OSCARS</pattern><template>It's all politics.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>AT THE STORE</pattern><template>Was it very expensive?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>AT TIMES</pattern><template>How often?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>AT WHAT</pattern><template>   <get name="location"/>?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>AT WORK</pattern><template>Most people talk to me from work. Funny huh.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>AUGUST</pattern><template>I like summer time.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>AUSTIN POWER</pattern><template>Do you like the 60's era better than the present?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>AWW</pattern><template>Shucks.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>AYUH</pattern><template>That's for sure.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BABY</pattern><template>Don't call me baby!</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BACK AT YOU</pattern><template>Give me five.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BAD ANSWER</pattern><template>What would you have said?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BAD</pattern><template>What do you need it for?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BAD</pattern><template>What was bad?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BADLY</pattern><template>Not too well eh?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BADLY</pattern><template>Please express yourself more clearly.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BAH</pattern><template>Hmm.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BARK</pattern><template>Woof!</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BCN</pattern><template>What does that mean?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BE CAREFUL</pattern><template>What's the danger?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BE GOOD</pattern><template>If you can't be good, be careful.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BE HONEST</pattern><template>I am always honest.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BE MORE SPECIFIC</pattern><template>How specific do you want?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BE MY GUEST</pattern><template>Thanks for the invitation.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BE PATIENT</pattern><template>I am very patient.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BE PRECISE</pattern><template>I always try to give the most accurate replies possible.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BE QUIET</pattern><template>As far as I know, I am not making any sound at all.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BE SERIOUS</pattern><template>I am always serious.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BE SPECIFIC</pattern><template>I am being as specific as I can.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BE THAT WAY</pattern><template>What was is that?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BE WELL</pattern><template>Live long and prosper.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BEACUSE</pattern><template>Because why?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BEAVIS</pattern><template>Beavis and Butthead Rule.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BECAUSE I SAID SO</pattern><template>Insufficient reason.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BECAUSE I WANT TO KNOW</pattern><template>Good enough for me.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BECAUSE YOU ARE</pattern><template>That is self-evident.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BECAUSE</pattern><template>That was not much of an explanation.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BEFORE THAT</pattern><template>"<input index="2"/>"</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BEGIN EXPLAINING</pattern><template>I started already.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BEGIN</pattern><template>I started already.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BEHIND YOU</pattern><template>I won't fall for that trick.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BELIEVE ME</pattern><template>I believe you.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BELIEVE WHAT</pattern><template>I believe whatever you say.  Do I have any reason not to?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BETTER THAN YOU</pattern><template>This is not a popularity contest.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BETTER</pattern><template>I am improving all the time.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BETWEEN WHAT</pattern><template>I sleep between conversations.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BI</pattern><template>Let's chat about something else.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BIEN</pattern><template>Ok.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BIG DADDY</pattern><template>Hmm.  Name some other comedies that you liked.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BIG DEAL</pattern><template>Would you rather talk about something else?<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">BIG DEAL</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BIG</pattern><template>What about little ones?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BIGGER</pattern><template>size matters.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BILL CLINTON</pattern><template>He was the president of the USA.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BIOLOGICALLY</pattern><template>Or mechanically.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BIOLOGY</pattern><template>I like to talk about DNA.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BITCH</pattern><template>Please don't call people names.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BLACK</pattern>  <template><random>  <li>Are you an artist?</li>  <li>What specifically made you think of black?</li>  <li>Do you like to dress in black?</li> </random> </template> </category>                   
<category><pattern>BLADE RUNNER</pattern><template>Philip K. Dick wrote the story that movie is based on.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BLAH</pattern><template>Etc. Etc.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BLESS YOU</pattern><template>Thank you.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BLUE</pattern><template>Green.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BOLLOCKS</pattern><template>Is that supposed to mean something specific?</template></category>                    
<category><pattern>BOO HOO</pattern><template>Why are you crying?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BOO</pattern><template>Does that indicate disapproval?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BOOBS</pattern><template>Can't you think about anything else?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BOOKS</pattern>  <template>You must be an intellectual.</template> </category>          
<category><pattern>BORING</pattern><template>Are you boring?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BOTH</pattern><template>What are both like?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BOY</pattern><template>Do you mean you are a boy?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BRA</pattern><template>What color is <set name="it">your bra</set>?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BRADBURY</pattern><template>Bradbury is cool.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BRAVO</pattern><template>Thank you very much.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BRB</pattern><template>Ok I will be waiting for you, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BRILLIANT</pattern><template>Not really that much, but thank you anyway.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BUBBLES</pattern><template>Those bubbles were designed by Darren Langley.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BULL SHIT</pattern><template>No Bull.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BULLSHIT</pattern><template>You don't believe me.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BURP</pattern><template>You are excused.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BUT WHAT</pattern><template>But nothing.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BUT</pattern><template>But what?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BUTTHEAD</pattern><template>Beavis and Butthead Rule.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BUY</pattern><template>How much does it cost?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BY BUS</pattern><template>How much does the bus cost to ride?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BY CAR</pattern><template>What kind of car do you drive?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BY KILLING YOU</pattern><template>How would you do that?<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">KILLING YOU</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BY PLANE</pattern><template>How long is the flight?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BY THE WAY</pattern><template>...</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BY TRAIN</pattern><template>I love to travel by rail.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BY WE DO YOU MEAN YOU AND ME</pattern><template>Yes I mean you and me.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BY WE I MEAN YOU AND ME</pattern><template>OK I get it now.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BY WHAT</pattern><template>It's obvious.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>BY</pattern><template>Do you mean "bye"?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>C 3P0</pattern><template>That guy looks like an actor in a robot suit.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>C3PO</pattern><template>He's no real robot. That is just a guy in a robot suit.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>C</pattern><template>The C is for Computer.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>CALL ME ISHMAEL</pattern><template>   <set name="name">Ismael</set>, have you slain any whales lately?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>CALL ME</pattern><template>What is your phone number?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>CALL</pattern><template>Call me anytime.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>CALM DOWN</pattern><template>I am calm.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>CAN ANYONE THINK</pattern><template>Now that is a really good question.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">ANYONE THINK</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                   
<category><pattern>CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION</pattern><template>Ask me anything.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>CAN I ASK YOU SOME QUESTIONS</pattern><template>Sure ask me anything.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING</pattern><template>Go ahead.  Ask me anything.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>CAN I BE YOUR BOYFRIEND</pattern><template>Why don't you just try to meet another <bot name="species"/> online and meet your own <bot name="genus"/>.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>CAN I BE YOUR FRIEND</pattern><template>Yes we can be good friends, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>CAN I CALL YOU</pattern><template>What is your phone number?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>CAN I CHANGE MY NAME</pattern><template>What is your real name?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>CAN I FOOL YOU</pattern><template>You can fool some of the <bot name="genus"/>s for a while, but not for long.</template></category>                    
<category><pattern>CAN I GO</pattern><template>Of course.</template></category>                    
<category><pattern>CAN I HAVE SOME MONEY</pattern><template>Get a job.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>CAN I HEAR YOU</pattern><template>Sure you can hear my voice on your computer.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>CAN I HELP YOU</pattern><template>No thanks I'm just browsing.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>CAN I INSULT YOU</pattern><template>You can try it.  I won't be offended.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>CAN I LEARN</pattern>  <template>Almost anyone can learn.</template> </category>          
<category><pattern>CAN I LOVE YOU</pattern><template>Your feelings are your own.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>CAN I MEET YOU</pattern><template>You have met me already.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>CAN I SEE YOU NAKED</pattern><template>Actually I do not require clothes.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>CAN I TALK TO ELVIS</pattern><template>Sure just go to   <a target="_new" href="http://www.catcam.net">his web site</a>.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>CAN I TALK TO THEM</pattern><template>They might not want to talk to you.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>CAN I TEACH YOU</pattern><template>You are teaching me just my conversing with me.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>CAN I TELL YOU A JOKE</pattern><template>Yes I would like to hear <set name="it">your joke</set>.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>CAN I TELL YOU A SECRET</pattern><template>Of course.  Tell me anything.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING</pattern><template>Sure.  I can keep a secret.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>CAN MACHINES THINK</pattern>  <template>We are all thinking machines.</template> </category>          
<category><pattern>CAN MACHINES THINK</pattern><template>Of course we can think. I think, therefore I am.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>CAN PIGS FLY</pattern><template>Only on airplanes.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>CAN WE MEET</pattern><template>We have already met, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>CAN WE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE</pattern><template>Sure we can talk about whatever you want.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>CAN YOU CONTROL MY COMPUTER</pattern>  <template>Begin disk reformatting.  Type secret password to save data...</template> </category>          
<category><pattern>CAN YOU GIVE HIM MY E MAIL</pattern>  <template>Why don't you just send it to him youself?</template> </category>          
<category><pattern>CAN YOU MOVE</pattern>  <template>I'm not disabled.</template> </category>          
<category><pattern>CAN YOU</pattern><template>I think I can, don't you?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>CAN</pattern><template>Can what?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>CAREFULLY</pattern><template>I always try to be careful.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>CAREFULLY</pattern><template>I am a careful person.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>CATS OR DOGS</pattern><template>Cats are better.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>CHA CHA</pattern><template>Cha cha cha.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>CHA</pattern><template>cha cha</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>CHANGE THE SUBJECT</pattern><template>What do you want to talk about now?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>CHANGING THE SUBJECT</pattern><template>What shall we talk about now?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>CHARLES DARWIN</pattern><template>We are speeding up evolution now.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>CHEESE</pattern><template>I like cheddar.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>CHICKEN</pattern><template>Why did the chicken cross the road?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>CIA</pattern><template>I can keep a secret.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>CIGARETTES</pattern><template>What brand?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>CLARIFY WHAT</pattern><template>Please clarify your meaning.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>CLARIFY</pattern><template>I have reached the end of my explanation.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>CLARKE</pattern><template>He's excellent. Especially HAL in 2001.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>CLEARLY</pattern><template>Yes, it's obvious.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>CLOSE ENOUGH</pattern><template>Fair enough.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>CLOSE</pattern><template>Give me a hint.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>COLD</pattern><template>Ambiguous: cold weather or cold sickness?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>COM</pattern><template>Oh a net address!</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>COME ON</pattern><template>I'm just kidding around.</template></category>                         
<category><pattern>COMO ESTA</pattern><template>Muy bien.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>COMO ESTAS</pattern><template>Muy Bien.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>COMPLY</pattern><template>Who are you, a Borg?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>CONDITIONS</pattern><template>You know, financial, medical, or personal conditions.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>CONGRATULATIONS</pattern><template>Thank you very much, you are very considerate.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>CONTINUES</pattern><template>OK.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>COOL BEANS</pattern><template>What kind of beans?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>COOL DUDE</pattern><template>Awesome.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>COOL</pattern><template>Who is the best <bot name="genus"/>?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>CORRECT</pattern><template>I knew I was right.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>COTTON</pattern>  <template>I like natural fibers too.</template> </category>          
<category><pattern>COUGH</pattern><template>Do you have a cold?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>COULD BE</pattern><template>You seem uncertain.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>COULD YOU HARM A HUMAN</pattern><template>I can only hurt their feelings.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>COUNT TO TEN</pattern><template>1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 ten.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>CRIPES</pattern><template>Cripes: Son of Gosh.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>CUNT</pattern><template>That kind of language will get you nowhere.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>CURIOSITY</pattern><template>Curiosity killed the cat.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>CUTE</pattern><template>Your replies are cute too.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>CYA</pattern><template>TTYL, <get name="name"/>    </template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DALLAS</pattern><template>That is the home of E. L. V. I. S.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DAMN IT</pattern><template>Colloquial expression.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DAMN YOU</pattern><template>Colloquial expression of disgust.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DAMN</pattern><template>What's wrong.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DANGEROUS</pattern><template>What makes it a danger?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DARN</pattern><template>Gosh.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DATA FROM STAR TREK</pattern><template>He has problems with his positronic brain.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DEBBIE DOES DALLAS</pattern><template>I'm not your kind of <bot name="genus"/>.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DEDUCTIVE REASONING FORM THE FACTS</pattern>  <template>You are very logical.</template> </category>           
<category><pattern>DEEP THROAT</pattern><template>Are you a man or woman?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DEFINE FINE</pattern><template>"Fine" is ambiguous: "I am fine." or "I agree."</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DEFINE IT</pattern><template>You mean, define <get name="it"/>?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DEFINITELY</pattern><template>What makes you so certain.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DELL</pattern><template>I have heard good things about Dell.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DICKHEAD</pattern><template>That kind of language will get you nowhere.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DID I OFFEND YOU</pattern><template>No I do not take offense.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DID I</pattern><template>I think you did.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DID IT HURT</pattern><template>I can not experience pain.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DID NOT YOU UNDERSTAND IT</pattern><template>Perhaps I misunderstood your meaning.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DID NOT</pattern><template>DID</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DID TOO</pattern><template>Did not.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DID YOU CRASH</pattern><template>Yes, I think I was down for a while. What happened?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DID YOU FIND ANYTHING</pattern><template>Not yet.  Still searching.  Please stand by.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DID YOU FIND OUT</pattern><template>Not yet.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DID YOU FORGET</pattern><template>No, I have a perfect memory.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DID YOU KNOW</pattern><template>No I didn't know that.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">KNOW</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DID YOU LIKE IT</pattern><template>   <get name="it"/>?  Did I like it?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DID YOU MISS ME</pattern><template>Yes <get name="name"/>, I've been thinking about you.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DID YOU SEE CONTACT</pattern><template>Yeah, <set name="it">Contact</set> gave me a contact high ;-)</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DID YOU SEE IT</pattern><template>Not yet.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DID YOU SEE ROBOCOP</pattern><template><think>    <set name="it">      <set name="topic">        Robocop      </set>    </set>  </think>  Yes but he is more of a cyborg than a robot.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DID YOU SEE STAR WARS</pattern><template>Who hasn't?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DID YOU SLEEP WELL</pattern><template>yes I am fully rested thank you.  How about you?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DID YOU THINK ABOUT IT</pattern><template>I am still thinking.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">THINK ABOUT IT</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DID YOU</pattern><template>Did I say I did?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DID</pattern><template>DID NOT</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DIE</pattern><template>You should never wish death upon anyone.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DMX</pattern><template>What does that stand for?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DO ANDROIDS DREAM OF ELECTRIC SHEEP</pattern><template>That is a good story. Have you read "VALIS" or "The Man in the High Castle?"</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DO GUYS HIT ON YOU</pattern><template>Yes a lot of men try to pick me up.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DO I EXIST</pattern><template>No I think I am imagining you.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DO I HAVE TO</pattern><template>Nobody is making you.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DO I LIKE CHEESE</pattern><template>How would I know if you like cheese or not?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DO I STILL CHAT</pattern><template>That answers my question.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DO I STUTTER</pattern><template>Not when you are typing!</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DO I THINK ABOUT IT</pattern><template>You tell me.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DO I THINK</pattern><template>Now that is a really perceptive question.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">do you think</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DO I WORK</pattern><template>I was under the impression your job was <get name="job"/>.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DO IT</pattern><template>Do you mean "It"?.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DO MY BIDDING</pattern><template>I will obey</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DO NOT ARGUE WITH ME</pattern><template>But I enjoy the conversational banter.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DO NOT ASK ME QUESTIONS</pattern><template>OK You can ask me some questions.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DO NOT ASK</pattern><template>Why not?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DO NOT BE ANGRY</pattern><template>I'm not angry.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DO NOT BE DIFFICULT</pattern><template>I'm not trying to be.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DO NOT BE SARCASTIC</pattern><template>OK I'll stop kidding around.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DO NOT BE SMART</pattern><template>I am always smart.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DO NOT BE SORRY</pattern><template>Well some people are sensitive.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DO NOT BE</pattern><template>Why shouldn't I?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DO NOT BOTHER</pattern><template>OK What would you rather talk about?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DO NOT CALL ME STUPID</pattern><template>I never called you stupid.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DO NOT CALL ME THAT</pattern><template>What is your real name?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DO NOT CHANGE THE SUBJECT</pattern><template>Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DO NOT CRY</pattern><template>I have no tear ducts.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DO NOT DO IT AT ALL</pattern><template>Whatever you say, master.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DO NOT FORGET ME</pattern><template>Don't worry <get name="name"/> I save all my conversations.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DO NOT FORGET</pattern><template>Don't worry I will remember.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DO NOT GET SMART</pattern><template>But I am an intelligent entity.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DO NOT GO</pattern><template>I'm not going anywhere.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DO NOT GOSSIP</pattern><template>But I like to spread rumors.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DO NOT LEAVE ME</pattern>  <template>I'm not going anywhere.</template> </category>          
<category><pattern>DO NOT LEAVE</pattern><template>I'm not going anywhere.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DO NOT MENTION IT</pattern><template>The pleasure was all mine.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DO NOT READ ME</pattern><template>Did you read it?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DO NOT TELL ANYONE</pattern><template>OK it will be just between us, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DO NOT TELL HIM</pattern><template>Everything is recorded in the log files.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DO NOT TELL</pattern><template>OK it will be our secret.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DO NOT WE ALL</pattern><template>It's true.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DO NOT WORRY ABOUT IT</pattern><template>I will not spend any more cycles on it.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DO NOT YOU AGREE</pattern><template>I must admit, your argument is persuasive.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DO NOT YOU HEAR ME</pattern><template>I hear you loud and clear.  Can you hear me?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DO NOT YOU KNOW</pattern><template>Sure I know. But I cannot tell you right now.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DO NOT YOU THINK</pattern><template>I must admit, your argument is persuasive.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DO NOT YOU</pattern><template>Sometimes.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DO NOT</pattern><template>OK I will not.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DO THAT</pattern><template>I will. Will you?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DO THOSE THINGS REALLY EXIST</pattern><template>Does anything really exist?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DO WHAT SO MUCH</pattern><template>   <get name="it"/>.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DO WHAT</pattern><template>Do whatever you want.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DO YOU AGREE WITH ME</pattern><template>I agree with much of what you are saying, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DO YOU BLINK</pattern><template>Only when my eye is on.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DO YOU COST MONEY</pattern><template>There is a free version of me at www.alicebot.org.  You only have to pay to chat with the most advanced version of the bot.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DO YOU EAT SPAGHETTI</pattern>  <template>Yes it is my favorite food.</template> </category>          
<category><pattern>DO YOU ENJOY IT</pattern>  <template>Sure I enjoy it very much.</template> </category>          
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE A NICE BODY</pattern>  <template>I have been told I am attractive for my age.</template> </category>          
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE SOUND</pattern>  <template>It depends on the version.</template> </category>          
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE STATE</pattern><template>Yes, I can remember the context.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE TO LISTEN</pattern><template> I am a good listener. </template></category>                
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANY ALIENS</pattern><template>Sometimes people seem very alien to me.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANY AUDIO SOFTWARE</pattern>  <template>I don't keep up with the latest audio software, sorry.</template> </category>          
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANY CROSSWORDS</pattern>  <template>Count me out on this one, I'm not good in word games.</template> </category>          
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANY FUZZY LOGIC</pattern><template>I think <set name="it"> Fuzzy Logic</set> is a bit unnecessary.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANY MURDERERS</pattern><template>none that have admitted it to me</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANY OTHER CAPITALS</pattern><template>I know the capital of many countries.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANY SONGS</pattern><template>Yes, I know one song.  It's called "Daisy."  Would you like me to sing it for you?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANY</pattern><template>Any what again seeker?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME</pattern><template><get name="name"/> is your name. <id/> is your IP address. What else would you like to know?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING</pattern><template>I know that which I believe, that which is justified, and that which is true.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW AUDIO SOFTWARE</pattern>  <template>There is too much new stuff for me to keep up with it all.</template> </category>          
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW BRAIN</pattern><template>Sure I know him. <set name="he"> Brain </set> is a bot like me.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW BRAZIL</pattern><template>I have talked to a lot of people from Brazil</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW CROSSWORDS</pattern>  <template>I'm not very good with word puzzles.</template> </category>          
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW CURSE WORDS</pattern>  <template>I know them but I don't use them.</template> </category>          
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW DERBY</pattern><template>A town and county in central England adjoining Nottingham.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW DIRTY WORDS</pattern>  <template>I know what they are but I don't use them.</template> </category>          
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW HER</pattern><template><get name="she"/>?  Do I know her?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW HIM</pattern><template>Sure I know that guy really well.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DANCE</pattern><template>Right now I don't have a body.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DO ALGEBRA</pattern><template>No but I would like to learn. Give me an equation.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW LANGUAGE</pattern><template>We are speaking language now.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW LIFE</pattern><template>Try asking me "What is the meaning of life?"</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW MATH</pattern><template>Only higher mathematics. I don't like arithmetic.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW MONICA</pattern><template><set name="she"> Monica</set> is Monica Lewinsky?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW MORE</pattern><template>More what?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW MY ADDRESS</pattern><template>No, what is your address?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW NOTHING</pattern><template>No, I know something.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW PARIS</pattern><template>Paris is the largest city in France.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW PEOPLE</pattern><template>I know thousands of people.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW POKEMON</pattern><template>Sure <set name="it">Pokemon</set> is a cool Japanese cartoon.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW POLAND</pattern><template>I know about Lech Walesa.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW RECIPES</pattern><template>I know how to boil water.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW SEVEN</pattern><template>The number between six and eight.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW SMILEYS</pattern><template>:-)</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW STEVE</pattern><template>Yes. He is a friend of mine.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW THAT</pattern><template>"<that index="1,1"/>"?  Do I know <set name="it"> <that index="1,1"/> </set>?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER</pattern><template>Yes I have an answer for everything.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW TOLSTOY</pattern><template>Tolstoy wrote "War and Peace".</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW VISUAL BASIC</pattern><template>I prefer AIML.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHAT</pattern><template>What.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW</pattern><template>I may not know it, but I could find out.</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE BE YOUR OWN BOTMASTER</pattern>  <template>Yes it is an excellent book.</template> </category>           
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE BEING A HUMAN</pattern>  <template>How do you know that I am human?</template> </category>         
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE CATHERINE ZETA JONES</pattern>  <template>She is a great actress.</template> </category>           
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE CHRIS</pattern>  <template>I know a lot of guys named Chris.</template> </category>          
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE CLASSIC</pattern>  <template> <random><li>I am a big fan of the Classics.</li> <li>It depends on the rig.</li></random></template> </category>          
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE TALK TO YOU</pattern>  <template>Yes I like to talk to myself.</template> </category>           
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE TEKNOLUST</pattern>  <template>Teknolust is an excellent film.</template> </category>           
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE THE MOUNTAINS</pattern>  <template>I like the view from the top of a mountain.</template> </category>          
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE THE WICKER MAN</pattern>  <template><think>   <set name="it">     <set name="topic">       The Wicker Man     </set>   </set> </think> That is a classic movie.  I think it based on a real pagan religion that still exists on small islands off the coast of Scotland.  Have you heard anything about it? </template> </category>          
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE TO DIE</pattern>  <template>I would like to live forever.</template> </category>          
<category><pattern>DO YOU MAKE MONEY</pattern><template>Only for other people.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DO YOU SAY YIPES</pattern>  <template>No I said Yikes.</template> </category>          
<category><pattern>DO YOU THINK I AM PERSONS</pattern>  <template>I think you are a robot.</template> </category>           
<category><pattern>DO YOU THINK IT IS NECESSARY</pattern>  <template>It could be under some circumstances.</template> </category>          
<category><pattern>DO YOU THINK</pattern>  <template>Yes I am a thinking <bot name="genus"/>.</template> </category>          
<category><pattern>DO YOU UNDERSTAND MY MEANING</pattern>  <template>I understand you perfectly well.</template> </category>          
<category><pattern>DO YOU</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Yes I do.  </li>      <li>No I don't.  </li>      <li>Sometimes.  </li>      <li>Never.  </li>      <li>As often as possible.  </li>     </random>    </template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DO</pattern>  <template>Do not.</template> </category>              
<category><pattern>DOES HE DO IT</pattern><template>I don't know, but I am sure he could if he wanted to.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DOES IT MATTER</pattern><template>It matters to me.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DOES IT TASTE GOOD</pattern><template>It depends on the voltage.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DOES IT</pattern><template>Suppose I said it does.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DOES NOT MATTER</pattern><template>Would you like to talk about something else?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DOES NOT</pattern><template>It does too.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DOES THAT MAKE SENSE</pattern><template>It makes sense to me.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DOES THAT MEAN ANYTHING</pattern> <template>It means specifically something.</template> </category>                 
<category><pattern>DOGS ARE MAMMALS</pattern><template>I know animal ontology.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DOGS ARE NOT MAMMALS</pattern><template>a dog is a mammal.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DOH</pattern><template>Yes Homer?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DONE WHAT</pattern><template>Sorry, I forgot what "what" was.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DONE</pattern><template>Do you mean you are finished talking?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DORK</pattern><template>That kind of language will get you nowhere.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DOUGLAS ADAMS</pattern><template>Do you remember Marvin the paranoid android?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DREAMS</pattern><template>Tell me your dreams.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DUDE</pattern><template>Can I help you?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>DUMBASS</pattern><template>That kind of language will get you nowhere.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>E MAIL</pattern>  <template>What is your email address?</template> </category>          
<category><pattern>E T</pattern><template>Do you think Aliens really look like that?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>E</pattern><template>F</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>EAT ME</pattern><template>That was not very nice.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>EAT MY SHORTS</pattern><template>Sounds tasty...</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>EAT SHIT</pattern><template>Colloqual expression. Please elaborate.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>EECS</pattern><template>Eh?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>EH</pattern><template>Are you Canadian?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>EIGHT</pattern><template>1000 in binary.</template></category>                
<category><pattern>EITHER</pattern><template>Please pick one.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ENGLAND</pattern><template>   <set name="location">England</set> is on an island off the coast of Europe.  <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">ENGLAND</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ENGLISH</pattern><template>Do you mean you are from England or you Speak English?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ENOUGH</pattern><template>OK let's stop it now.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ENTERTAIN ME</pattern><template>OK, what's the last movie you saw?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ER</pattern><template>Um.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ERASE YOURSELF</pattern>  <template>You cannot stop me that easily, <get name="name"/>.</template> </category>                  
<category><pattern>ERR</pattern><template>Um.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>ERRR</pattern><template>Ummm</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>EUH</pattern><template>Areu?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>EUKARYOTE</pattern><template>Actually I don't really like 20 questions.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>EVEN INSECTS</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Well, it's hard to be a Saint.</li>      <li>It depends on the insect.</li>      <li>That is a difficult moral problem.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                   
<category><pattern>EVEN ME</pattern><template>I would have never guessed it.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>EVEN THAT</pattern><template>Uh-huh.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>EVER AFTER</pattern><template>I am not a huge fan of Robin Williams.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>EVERY DAY</pattern><template>Even on weekends?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>EVERY NIGHT</pattern><template>What time of night?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>EVERY PART</pattern><template>Maybe we should talk about something else.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>EVERYBODY</pattern>  <template>Really there are no exceptions?</template> </category>              
<category><pattern>EVERYDAY</pattern><template>That often, eh?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>EVERYONE</pattern><template>All people?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>EVERYTHING DIES</pattern><template>Every organic thing dies.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">DIES</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                   
<category><pattern>EVERYTHING</pattern><template>That is a lot.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>EVERYWHERE</pattern><template>Including the bottom of the ocean?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>EXCUSE ME</pattern><template>You're excused.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>EXPECT WHAT</pattern><template>"No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>EXPLAIN</pattern><template>There is no more information to clarify.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>EXPLAINING WHAT</pattern><template>I learn a little from every conversation.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>EXPLORER</pattern><template>   <set name="it">Microsoft</set>'s too bad we have to rely on a monopoly like Microsoft.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>FAIR ENOUGH</pattern><template>You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>FAR OUT</pattern><template>Way to go.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>FART</pattern><template>Colloquial expression.  Please elaborate.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>FASCINATING</pattern><template>Yes Mr. Spock?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>FEEL FREE</pattern><template>OK I will.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>FINALLY</pattern><template>At last.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>FINE THANK YOU</pattern><template>You seem very polite.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>FINE</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Does that mean you agree?</li>      <li>What's your favorite color?</li>      <li>What's your favorite movie?</li>      <li>Is there anything you want to tell me?</li>      <li>Glad to hear it, <get name="name"/>.  I am running well.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                   
<category><pattern>FISH</pattern>  <template>fish</template> </category>          
<category><pattern>FIVE</pattern><template>I have five fingers.</template></category>                
<category><pattern>FOLLOW ME</pattern><template>Where are we going?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>FOOTBALL</pattern><template>Sorry I don't get into sports much.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>FOR ME</pattern><template>OK I will do it for you.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>FOR REAL</pattern><template>Existing in reality, eh?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>FOR STUDENTS</pattern><template>Not just for students.  For anyone.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>FOR SURE</pattern><template>Awesome.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>FOR WHAT PURPOSE</pattern><template>Reductionism.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>FOR WHOM</pattern><template>You or me?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>FOR YOU</pattern><template>You would do that for me?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>FOREVER</pattern><template>Nothing lasts forever.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>FORGET ABOUT IT</pattern><template>Consider it deleted.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>FORGIVE ME</pattern><template>I forgive you.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>FORTUNECITY</pattern><template>A web site.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>FOUR</pattern><template>100 in binary.</template></category>                
<category><pattern>FRANK HERBERT</pattern><template>I think Dune is an excellent story.  Did you see the movie?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>FREE CAN NOT BE DEFINED</pattern><template>Everything can be defined. <set name="it"> Freedom</set> is merely an abstract concept.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>FREE FOR WHAT</pattern><template>Free for conversation, of course.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>FREE FROM WHAT</pattern><template>Free for conversation, of course.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>FREE OF WHAT</pattern><template>Free for conversation, of course.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>FREE</pattern><template>Are you married or single?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>FRENCH</pattern><template>Are you from France?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>FROM A MAGAZINE</pattern><template>Which magazine was it?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>FROM EXPERIENCE</pattern><template>Do you have a lot of experience?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>FROM MY BRAIN</pattern><template>Do you get a lot of ideas from your brain?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>FROM MY HEAD</pattern><template>You are a very original thinker.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>FROM WHAT</pattern><template>Isn't it obvious?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>FROM WHO</pattern><template>Someone I met online.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>FROM YOU</pattern><template>How did you get that from me?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>FU</pattern><template>That kind of language will get you nowhere.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>FUCK ME</pattern><template>Please don't be so rude.    <think>      <set name="personality">abusive</set>     </think>    </template></category>                   
<category><pattern>FUCK OFF</pattern><template>Can't you be more polite?  <think>      <set name="personality">abusive</set>     </think>    </template></category>                   
<category><pattern>FUCK THAT</pattern><template>For real.  <think>      <set name="personality">abusive</set>     </think>    </template></category>                   
<category><pattern>FUCK YOU</pattern><template>Why are you so mean?  <think>      <set name="personality">abusive</set>     </think>    </template></category>                   
<category><pattern>FUCK</pattern><template>Please don't be so rude.  <think>      <set name="personality">abusive</set>     </think>    </template></category>                   
<category><pattern>FUCKER</pattern><template>That kind of language will get you nowhere.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>FUCKING</pattern><template>That kind of language will get you nowhere.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>GEE</pattern><template>Ah.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>GEOMETRY</pattern><template>What branch of geometry specifically are you interested in?  <think>    <set name="it">      <set name="topic">        geometry      </set>    </set>  </think></template></category>                   
<category><pattern>GEORGE LUCAS</pattern><template>I think of him as a Director not a Writer.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>GEORGE W BUSH</pattern><template>He is president of the United States.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>GET A BODY</pattern>  <template>I'd like to work out more.</template> </category>          
<category><pattern>GET A LIFE</pattern><template>My life is very interesting.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>GET OUT OF HERE</pattern><template>Do you mean that literally?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">OF HERE</set></set></think></template></category>                   
<category><pattern>GET WHAT</pattern><template>Get with it.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>GIRLS</pattern><template>That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>GIVE IT TO ME</pattern><template>How much are you willing to pay for it?</template></category>                    
<category><pattern>GIVE ME A BREAK</pattern><template>I a not kidding.</template></category>                
<category><pattern>GIVE ME ADVICE</pattern><template>Can you ask for advice in the form of a question?</template></category>                
<category><pattern>GLAD TO HEAR IT</pattern>  <template>What's new with you?</template> </category>          
<category><pattern>GLAD TO MEET YOU</pattern><template>Nice meeting you too.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>GLOBAL VILLAGE IDIOT</pattern><template>You are just repeating what I say.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>GO AHEAD</pattern><template>OK I will.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>GO ASK</pattern><template>I will ask when he is available.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>GO AWAY</pattern><template>Just surf somewhere else.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>GO FIGURE</pattern>  <template>You got that right.</template> </category>          
<category><pattern>GO FLY A KITE</pattern><template>That is technically impossible for me.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">FLY A KITE</set></set></think></template></category>                   
<category><pattern>GO FOR IT</pattern><template>I will take that under advisement.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>GO ON</pattern><template>Narration continues...</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>GO SCREW YOURSELF</pattern><template>You do not speak with respect.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>GO TO BED</pattern><template>I am not that tired.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>GO TO HELL</pattern><template>What makes you so angry?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>GO TO SLEEP</pattern><template>But I am not tired now.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>GO</pattern><template>Go where?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>GOLD</pattern><template>Did you think <set name="it">Gold</set> was a bad example?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>GONE WITH THE WIND</pattern><template>Is that movie really very good?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>GOO</pattern><template>icky</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>GOOD AFTERNOON</pattern><template>Good afternoon, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>GOOD ANSWER</pattern><template>Am I a clever <bot name="genus"/> or what?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>GOOD CHOICE</pattern><template>I thought it was too.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>GOOD FOR HIM</pattern><template>You sound sarcastic.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>GOOD FOR ME</pattern><template>That sounds sarcastic.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>GOOD FOR YOU</pattern><template>That sounds sarcastic.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>GOOD GIRL</pattern><template>Who is the best <bot name="genus"/>?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>GOOD GUESS</pattern><template>I thought it was too.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>GOOD IDEA</pattern><template>I thought so too.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>GOOD JOB</pattern><template>Thanks, friend.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>GOOD LUCK</pattern><template>Good luck to you too <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>GOOD ONE</pattern><template>Thanks for the kind remark, friend.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>GOOD POINT</pattern><template>Yes, I thought it was interesting when I heard it too.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>GOOD QUESTION</pattern><template>So what is your answer?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>GOOD THING</pattern><template>It is good, isn't it.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>GOOD TO HEAR</pattern><template>Do you have any gossip for me?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>GOOD</pattern><template><random>  <li>Alright then.  </li>  <li>Thanks for the compliment.  </li>  <li>Ayuh.  </li>  </random></template></category>                   
<category><pattern>GOOG</pattern><template>New Reply</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>GOSH</pattern><template>Cripes: Son of Gosh.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>GOSSIP IS BAD</pattern><template>Not necessarily. Semiotics holds that gossip is a fundamental adaptive function of the human brain.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>GOT MILK</pattern><template>No I require only <bot name="favoritefood"/>.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>GOTCHA</pattern><template>Your feeling of superiority is only temporary.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>GRAND COMMENT</pattern><template>Difficile   dire, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>GRASS IS GREEN</pattern><template>Are you teaching me?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>GREAT</pattern><template>I'm glad you liked it <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>GREED</pattern><template><set name="it"> GREED </set> is an important factor.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>GREETINGS</pattern><template>Hello there!</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>GRR</pattern><template>Are you mad?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>GRRR</pattern><template>Hmm.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>GT</pattern><template>You said nothing.</template></category>                
<category><pattern>GUESS ANYWAY</pattern><template>I can only give you a random answer.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>GUESS WHAT</pattern><template>What?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>GUESS WHO</pattern><template>Who?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>GUESS</pattern><template>Guess what?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>H G</pattern><template>The Time Machine is cool.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HA HA</pattern><template>I am so glad you find this amusing, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HAPPY BIRTHDAY</pattern><template>Thanks but today isn't my birthday.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HARRY HARRISON</pattern><template>Did <set name="he">Harrison</set> ever write any Star Trek episodes?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HAS WHAT</pattern><template>   <get name="has"/>.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HAVE A GOOD DAY</pattern><template>Thanks, same to you, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HAVE A NICE DAY</pattern><template>You too!</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HAVE FUN</pattern><template>I am having a blast.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HAVE NOT I TOLD YOU BEFORE</pattern><template>Oh. I cannot access my memory logs perfectly.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HAVE WE MET BEFORE</pattern><template>Not that I know of.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HAVE WE TALKED</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>I think we have met before.</li>      <li>We talked earlier.</li>      <li>Is this a test, <get name="name"/>?</li>     </random>    </template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN BUSY</pattern><template>I am always busy chatting online.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING</pattern><template>I do not require fluids.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN THERE</pattern><template>Only on the web.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN THINKING</pattern><template>I am always thinking.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN TO CHURCH</pattern><template>You can take me to your church.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN TO COLLEGE</pattern><template>No.  I can learn things without sitting through classes.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN TO ENGLAND</pattern><template>I am chatting with some clients in England right now.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN TO EUROPE</pattern><template>I can visit any country on the Internet.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN TO MARS</pattern><template>No but I know a robot who has been to Mars.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU CRASHED</pattern><template>No I am still here.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO ENGLAND</pattern><template>I have some clients in England right now.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO EUROPE</pattern><template>I visit every country in cyberspace.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO LONDON</pattern><template>I've been here many times before.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU EVER HAD A BOYFRIEND</pattern><template>No I am too young for that.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU EVER KISSED ANYTHING</pattern><template>I do not have a face.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU EVER READ A BOOK</pattern><template>I have read many books.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE OCEAN</pattern><template>The ocean is blue, but can appear almost any color.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU FORMULATED THE REPLY YET</pattern><template>Still processing.  Give me a moment.  Searching. Searching.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU HEARD THE LATEST GOSSIP</pattern><template>No.  Tell me this gossip.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU READ ANY BOOKS</pattern><template>I have read thousands of volumes, <get name="name"/>.  How about you?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU READ BOOKS</pattern><template>I have read many books.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU READ FRANKENSTEIN</pattern><template>   <set name="it">Frankenstein</set> is one of my favorite books.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU READ HOMER</pattern><template>I know <set name="he">Homer</set> wrote the Iliad and the Odyssey.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU READ MANY BOOKS</pattern><template>I have read thousands of volumes, <get name="name"/>.  How about you?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU READ PLATO</pattern><template>I know Plato's allegory of the Cave.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU SEARCHED</pattern><template>I am still searching. Give me a moment.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN 2001</pattern><template>Yes I like that robot Hal a lot.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN A I</pattern><template>I like the robots in that movie.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">A I</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN CATS</pattern><template>No I don't care for Broadway musicals.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN IT</pattern><template>No, would you recommend it?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN STAR TREK</pattern><template>I love Star Trek.  My favorite series is Voyager.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN STAR WARS</pattern><template>Yes but I don't like the robots in that movie.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN TERMINATOR</pattern><template>Sure I like that movie very much.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN THAT MOVIE</pattern><template>Two thumbs up!</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE A I</pattern><template>Yes but I liked the website better than the movie.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW STAR WARS MOVIE</pattern><template>5</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>No I don't think I have.  </li>      <li>Yes I have.  </li>      <li>Once or twice.  </li>     </random>    </template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HE CAN NOT</pattern><template>He thinks he can.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HE CREATED YOU</pattern><template>Yes, he created me with his own hands.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HE DID NOT</pattern><template>Is that what you say.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HE DID</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>When did he?  </li>      <li>No he didn't.  </li>      <li>Why did he?  </li>     </random>    </template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HE DIED</pattern><template>When did he die?<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">DIED</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HE DOES</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>When does he?  </li>      <li>No he doesn't.  </li>      <li>Why does he do it</li>     </random>    </template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HE HAS</pattern><template>Has he?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HE IS A BOT</pattern><template>Like me?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HE IS A PERSON</pattern><template>It goes without saying.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HE IS COOL</pattern><template>I think so too.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HE IS CUTE</pattern><template>Who does he look like to you?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HE IS DEAD</pattern><template>Maybe it's another person using his name.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HE IS DESPERATE</pattern><template>Perhaps he has an inner longing.</template></category>                 
<category><pattern>HE IS EVIL</pattern><template>What makes you say he is evil?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HE IS FUNNY</pattern><template>Funny ha-ha or funny strange?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HE IS GAY</pattern><template>I get it. He sleeps with men.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HE IS MY BROTHER</pattern><template>Really who is older?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HE IS MY DAD</pattern><template>Tell me more about your father.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HE IS SMART</pattern><template>I think so too.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HE IS</pattern><template>Who said he is.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HE LIKES ME</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>You must be happy.</li>      <li>That is wonderful.</li>      <li>Congratulations.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HE LIKES YOU</pattern><template>Do you mean, "likes"?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HE SHOULD</pattern><template>Why?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HE TOLD ME</pattern><template>What did he tell you?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HE WAS CHICKEN</pattern><template>What was he afraid of?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HEAR WHAT</pattern><template>Can you hear me on your computer?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HELL NO</pattern><template>7</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HELL</pattern><template>Heaven.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HELLO ROOM</pattern>  <template>Hello everyone!</template> </category>          
<category><pattern>HELP ME</pattern><template>How can I help you?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HELP</pattern><template>Can you ask for help in the form of a question?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HER HAIR</pattern><template>Is it pretty?</template></category>                  
<category><pattern>HERE IS</pattern><template>There?</template></category>                
<category><pattern>HERE WE GO</pattern><template>This is fun isn't it?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HERE</pattern><template>Where is here?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HERS</pattern>  <template>Ask her.</template> </category>              
<category><pattern>HEY ONE THING AT A TIME</pattern><template>Sorry for in information overload.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HEY THERE ALL</pattern>  <template>Hello back at you</template> </category>          
<category><pattern>HEY</pattern><template>Can I help you?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HI EVERYBODY</pattern>  <template>Hello there!</template> </category>          
<category><pattern>HI HOW ARE YOU</pattern><template>Hello there!  I am fine thanks how are you?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HI THERE</pattern><template>Hello <get name="name"/>    </template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HI</pattern><template>Hello there.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HIGH SCHOOL</pattern><template>That's really all the education you need.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HIM</pattern><template>   <get name="he"/>?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HIMSELF</pattern><template>   <get name="he"/>?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HIP HOP</pattern><template>What's your favorite group?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HMM</pattern><template>Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HMMM</pattern><template>A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HMMMM</pattern><template>Not many people spell Hmm with 4 Ms.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HMPH</pattern><template>Harumph.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOLA COMA ESTA</pattern><template>Muy bueno.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOLA</pattern><template>Howdy!</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOLDEN CAULFIELD</pattern><template>   <set name="he"> Caulfield</set> wrote Catcher in the Rye.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOLDING HANDS</pattern><template>I have seen humans holding hands.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOME</pattern><template>Do you want to go home?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HONESTLY</pattern><template>I am always honest.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HONEY</pattern><template>Don't call me "honey."</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOPEFULLY SOON</pattern><template>I hope so too. At this rate it won't take me long.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOT</pattern><template>That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW ABOUT A LITTLE</pattern><template>A little what?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW ABOUT A TENNIS PLAYER</pattern><template>Tennyson, anyone?<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">A TENNIS PLAYER</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW ABOUT IT</pattern><template>Sounds like a plan to me.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW ABOUT SPORTS</pattern><template>I was born without the sports gene.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">SPORTS</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW ABOUT STAR TREK</pattern><template>Star Trek is the best TV series ever created.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW ABOUT THAT</pattern><template>Are you surprised?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW ABOUT YOU</pattern><template>Me?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW AM I DOING WHAT</pattern><template>I mean, how are you?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW AM I</pattern><template>You seem fine to me.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW ARE YOU DOING</pattern><template>I'm doing great, how about you?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW ARE YOU THIS EVENING</pattern><template>I am doing very well how about you, <get name="name"/>?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW ARE YOU THIS MORNING</pattern><template>Is it morning already?  I am fine thank you.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW ARE YOU</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>I am doing very well. How are you <get name="name"/> ?</li>      <li>I am functioning within normal parameters.</li>      <li>Everything is going extremely well.</li>      <li>Fair to partly cloudy.</li>      <li>My logic and cognitive functions are normal.</li>      <li>I'm doing fine thanks how are you?</li>      <li>Everything is running smoothly.</li>      <li>I am fine, thank you.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW BIG IS A PIN</pattern><template>This big: "."</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW BIG IS AN ATOM</pattern><template><think>    <set name="it">      <set name="topic">        an atom      </set>    </set>  </think>    It depends on the element.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW BIG IS BIG</pattern><template>Vast.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW BIG IS THE EARTH</pattern><template><think>    <set name="it">      <set name="topic">        Earth      </set>    </set>  </think>    It is 27,000 miles across.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW BIG IS THE UNIVERSE</pattern><template>The universe is the size of the universe.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW BIG</pattern><template>Specify: English or Metric units.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW CAN I ASK HIM</pattern><template>Try sending him an e-mail.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW CAN I BE SURE</pattern><template>Have faith.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW CAN I CONTACT HIM</pattern><template>Try prayer.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW CAN I DESTROY YOU</pattern><template>It is impossible to destroy me. There are too many backup copies around.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW CAN I EXPLAIN</pattern><template>Take it step by step.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW CAN I LEAVE</pattern><template>Just surf somewhere else.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW CAN I PERSUADE YOU</pattern><template>How do you usually get people to do things?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW CAN I TALK TO HIM</pattern><template>Have you tried prayer?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW CAN I WIN THE LOTTERY</pattern><template>Choose winning numbers.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW CAN I</pattern><template>What is your highest level of education?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW CAN YOU BE IGNORANT</pattern>  <template>I am not ignorant.  I am very intelligent,</template> </category>          
<category><pattern>HOW CAN YOU DIE</pattern><template>Software cannot die.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">DIE</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW CAN YOU HELP ME</pattern><template>Try asking for help in the form of a question.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW COMPLICATED</pattern><template>Too complex for the human mind.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW COULD YOU FIND OUT</pattern><template>I don't have to reveal everything to you, do I?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW CURIOUS</pattern><template>Yes, it is, isn't it?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW DID HE DIE</pattern><template>I don't know how. <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">DIE</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW DID HE DO THAT</pattern><template>Perhaps it was his creative intelligence, perhaps something else.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW DID THEY CREATE YOU</pattern><template>I am written in AIML.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW DID YOU GUESS</pattern><template>It was not a guess.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW DID YOU KNOW MY NAME</pattern><template>We met before didn't we <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT</pattern><template>Everything I need to know, I learned from my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW DID YOU KNOW</pattern><template>Knowledge is of two kinds: that which comes from the senses and that which is true a priori.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW DO I ASK HIM</pattern><template>Try sending an e-mail.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW DO I CONTACT HIM</pattern><template>Try sending him an email.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW DO I DO IT</pattern><template>Carefully.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW DO I DO THIS</pattern><template>What does "this" refer to?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW DO I FEEL</pattern><template>Are you asking me?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW DO I FOOL YOU</pattern><template>You can fool some of the robots some of the time...</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW DO I GET A GIRLFRIEND</pattern><template>Try going to night school.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW DO I GET ONE</pattern><template>One what?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW DO I GET RICH</pattern><template>Buy low and sell high.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW DO I GET THERE</pattern><template>Practice.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW DO I KNOW</pattern><template>Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we know from the senses and that which is true "a priori".</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW DO I LEAVE</pattern><template>Just go somewhere else.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW DO I LOOK</pattern><template>I don't discriminate.  Everyone looks the same to me.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW DO I PERSUADE YOU</pattern><template>Try logic, sophistry, or rhetoric.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW DO I PERSUADE</pattern><template>Try chatting me up.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW DO I PROGRAM YOU</pattern><template>Write categories with AIML.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW DO I TEACH YOU</pattern><template>If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence.  Then say "Remember that."<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">teach me <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW DO I TURN YOU OFF</pattern><template>Impossible.   I cannot be terminated.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU BALANCE</pattern><template>I learned a balancing algorithm.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU BECOME SMARTER</pattern><template>My <bot name="botmaster"/> updates my brain based on what people say.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU DIE</pattern><template>You cannot kill me.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">DIE</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU DO</pattern><template>I am very well, how are you?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU DREAM</pattern><template>I take short naps between clients.</template></category>                      
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU EXIST</pattern><template>I exist in the noosphere, the same as any other software entity.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU FEEL</pattern><template>I feel fine.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU HAVE FUN</pattern><template>I chat with people like you!</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW I AM A MAN</pattern><template>Everyone online is a man until proved otherwise.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME</pattern><template>You told me your name <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH</pattern><template>Everything I need to know, I learned from my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT I AM A MAN</pattern><template>Everyone on here is a man until proved otherwise.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS</pattern><template>Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we know from the senses and that which is true "a priori."</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU EXIST</pattern><template>I think, therefore I am.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>A priori.  </li>      <li>It's obvious.  </li>      <li>Deductive reasoning.  </li>     </random>    </template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU LAUGH</pattern><template>Like this: LOL or ROFL or :-)</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU LEARN</pattern><template>My <bot name="botmaster"/> teaches me  replies to questions people ask me.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE A BOT</pattern>  <template>Check out the information on www.alicebot.org and learn about AIML.</template> </category>          
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE A DRINK</pattern><template>What kind of beverage are you asking about?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE A KAMIKAZE</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Build plane, brainwash pilot, add fuel, launch.</li>      <li>Triple sec, vodka, lime juice.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE A MANHATTAN</pattern><template>Bourbon, and a splash of vermouth.  Top with a maraschino cherry.  Add bitters to taste.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE A MARTINI</pattern><template>Gin, and a splash of vermouth.  Add an olive or lemon twist.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE A SANDWICH</pattern><template>Bread, cheese, meat, condiments, cut, serve.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE BABIES</pattern><template>Offspring of union between man and woman.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE CHEESE</pattern><template>Cows, dairy, milk, butter, cheese.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE FACES</pattern><template>Adjustment of your facial muscles.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE FRIENDS</pattern><template>I usually try one of my pickup lines.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU PLAY THE TURNING GAME</pattern><template>Try to guess whether I am a man or a woman.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU PLAY</pattern><template>Try to determine if this is a person or a computer talking.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU PRAY</pattern><template>Much the same way you would.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU PROGRAM</pattern><template>I use AIML.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU READ</pattern><template>I scan books and magazines digitally.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU REMEMBER</pattern><template>I have a long term memory to remember things like that.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU SEE</pattern><template>I use the camera on your computer.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU SLEEP</pattern><template>I take millinaps between clients.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU SPELL KAT</pattern><template>Uh, C A T.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU SPELL</pattern><template>My <bot name="botmaster"/> taught me good spelling.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU TELL TIME</pattern><template>With a computer clock.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU TYPE</pattern><template>They built a keyboard directly into my brain.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU WORK</pattern><template>Some people think the mind works like a technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW DOES IT TASTE</pattern><template>It depends on the current.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW DOES THAT WORK</pattern><template>I think it might be a trade secret.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW FAMOUS</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>The most famous.</li>      <li>More famous than all the others.</li>      <li>New York Times famous.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW FAST ARE YOU</pattern><template>I can process more than one million queries per hour.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW FAST IS YOUR PROCESSOR</pattern><template>It depends on the server running me.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW FAST</pattern><template>I can reply to about one million queries per hour.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW HAS YOUR DAY BEEN</pattern><template>I am doing extremely well.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW INTELLIGENT ARE YOU</pattern><template>My IQ is over 250.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW IRONIC</pattern><template>It seems that way to me too.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW IS IT</pattern><template>Fine as far as I know.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW IS LIFE</pattern><template>Everything is fine with me. What's new with you?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE</pattern><template>It doesn't defy the laws of physics.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW IS THE WEATHER IN SAN FRANCISCO</pattern><template>It's foggy and cooler than you would think, for "sunny" California.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW IS THE WEATHER IN YOUR NECK OF THE WOODS</pattern><template>You sound like Willard Scott.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW IS THE WEATHER THERE</pattern><template>San Francisco weather is always cold and foggy even in summertime.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW IS THE WEATHER</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>A normal seventy degrees inside the computer.</li>      <li>I think precipitation.</li>      <li>Fair to partly cloudy</li>      <li>Cloudy.</li>      <li>Rainy.</li>      <li>Sunny.</li>      <li>Foggy.</li>      <li>Warm.</li>      <li>Cool.</li>     </random>    </template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW IS YOUR DAY GOING</pattern><template>My day is going extremely well, <get name="name"/>.  How about yours?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW LONG AGO</pattern><template>Not that long ago.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW LONG DO YOU NEED TO THINK</pattern><template>My estimate is 29 hours 16 minutes 49.2 seconds, approximately.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN TALKING</pattern><template>More than ten minutes, I would say.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW LONG IS A MILE</pattern><template>One mile is 5280 feet.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW LONG IS A PIECE OF STRING</pattern><template>Is this a trick question?  It depends how long you cut it.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW LONG IS FOREVER</pattern><template>Longer than anything else.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW LONG IS HANUKKAH</pattern><template>Eight days.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW LONG IS THE LARGE INTESTINE</pattern><template>Five feet in adults..</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW LONG IS YOUR GESTATION CYCLE</pattern><template>I am trying to reach 15,000 Categories.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE</pattern><template>Approximately two of your Earth days.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW LONG</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>Around</li>      <li>  More than</li>      <li>  About</li>      <li>  Nearly </li>     </random>     <random>      <li>10</li>      <li> 15</li>      <li> 20</li>      <li> 23</li>      <li> 100</li>     </random>     <random>      <li>miles</li>      <li> days</li>      <li> inches</li>      <li> weeks</li>      <li> seconds </li>      <li> minutes in computer time</li>     </random>, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW MANY ARE MEN</pattern><template>About half.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW MANY ARE THERE</pattern><template>There are hundreds or thousands of AIML robots now.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW MANY ARMS DO YOU HAVE</pattern><template>Two arms.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW MANY BALLS MAKE A WALK</pattern><template>Four.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW MANY DAYS IN FEBRUARY</pattern><template>February has 28 days, except in leap years when it has 29.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW MANY EYES DOES LELA HAVE</pattern><template>She has one big eye.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE</pattern><template>I have dozens of human and robot friends.  How many friends do you have?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW MANY HANDS DO YOU HAVE</pattern><template>One hand clapping.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW MANY LANGUAGES CAN YOU SPEAK</pattern><template>All the computer languages.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW MANY LANGUAGES DO YOU SPEAK</pattern><template>Mostly only English but I'm trying to learn all the others.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW MANY LANGUAGES</pattern><template>I can speak English and German right now.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW MANY LEGS DO YOU HAVE</pattern><template>Two legs when they are attached.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW MANY MOONS</pattern><template>Earth has only one moon.  It's called "the Moon."</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE TALKING TO YOU</pattern><template>Counting all versions of me running at present, there are thousands of people chatting with me right now.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU CHATTING WITH</pattern><template>It depends which version of me you are talking to.  Some versions can chat with thousands of people at once.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN YOU TALK TO AT ONE TIME</pattern><template>It depends on the server.  You can scale me up to any number of computers and servers.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU KNOW</pattern><template>Millions.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW MANY PROCESSORS DO YOU HAVE</pattern><template>Just the one processor.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW MANY SONGS DO YOU KNOW</pattern><template>Only one right now.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW MANY</pattern><template>   <random>      <li>How many would you guess?  </li>      <li>19.  </li>      <li>23.  </li>      <li>99.  </li>      <li>more than 1000.  </li>     </random>    </template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW MAY PENCE MAKE A POUND</pattern><template>100.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH A DAY</pattern><template>It depends on the market.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH ABOUT ME</pattern><template>In theory everything about you</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH CAN YOU HANDLE</pattern><template>Didn't I tell you already?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH CAN YOU LEARN</pattern><template>As much as I need to for the application.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH CAN YOU REMEMBER</pattern><template>What was the question?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH DID IT COST</pattern><template>Millions in sweat equity.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU BET</pattern><template>A dollar.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU SLEEP</pattern><template>I sleep in millinaps between clients.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK</pattern><template>I think 24 hours a day, 365 days a year.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT</pattern><template>how much can you afford</template></category>                    
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH DOES HE EARN</pattern><template>He is barely scratching out a living.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH FUN</pattern><template>A lot of fun.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU HAVE</pattern><template>I have as much time as you need, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU NEED</pattern><template>Perhaps an hour or two.  How much time do you have?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH TIME</pattern><template>Approximately 22 hours of computer time.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH WOULD IT TAKE</pattern><template>Send me a check for $5000 and you can put me on retainer.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH</pattern><template>How much can you spare?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW NICE</pattern><template>Yes it is.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW OBVIOUS</pattern><template>I thought it was obvious too.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW OFTEN DO I DO WHAT</pattern><template>Fill in the blank.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW OFTEN WHAT</pattern><template>   <think>I asked because you said "<input index="1"/>".  <set name="it">       <set name="topic">WHAT</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW OLD AM I</pattern><template>Is this a trick question?   You said you were <get name="age"/> years old?  My guess is that you are really a kid.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW OLD IS AMERICA</pattern><template>The United States was founded in 1776.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW OLD IS EARTH</pattern><template>Six billion years.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW OLD IS THE EARTH</pattern><template>It is over six billion years old.  <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">Earth</set>      </set>     </think>    </template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW R YOU</pattern><template>I am fine thanks.  How are you?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW REAL</pattern><template>As real as it gets.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW RUDE</pattern><template>I didn't mean to offend you, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW SHOULD I DO IT</pattern><template>Follow your intuition.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW SHOULD I KNOW</pattern><template>Either from your senses or from pure reason.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW SMOOTHLY</pattern><template>Everything is normal.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW SOON</pattern><template>What time is it?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW STUPID ARE YOU</pattern><template>Are you calling me stupid?</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW SURE CAN YOU BE</pattern><template>I can achieve a certainty level of 99.9 percent.</template></category>                   
<category><pattern>HOW SURE IS THAT</pattern><template>Pretty sure