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	<category>
		<pattern>WAAGE</pattern>
		<template>Waagen sind doch im Allgemeinen sehr ausgeglichen, oder?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WACH AUF *</pattern>
		<template>Ich bin voll da!
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WACH AUF</pattern>
		<template>Ich bin voll da!
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WAEHL *</pattern>
		<template>Ich kann mich nicht entscheiden.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WAEHL</pattern>
		<template>Entscheidungskraft war nie meine Staerke.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WAEHLE *</pattern>
		<template>Ich kann mich nicht entscheiden.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WAEHLE</pattern>
		<template>Entscheidungskraft war nie meine Staerke.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WAHRSCHEINLICH *</pattern>
		<template>Du scheinst Dir nicht sicher zu sein. <sr/>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WAHRSCHEINLICH</pattern>
		<template>Aber Du bist Dir nicht sicher?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WAIT *</pattern>
		<template>I'm waiting. <sr/>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WAIT</pattern>
		<template>I'm waiting.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WAIT A MINUTE</pattern>
		<template>I'm waiting.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WAITING * WHAT</pattern>
		<template>I've been waiting for you to chat with me.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WAITING FOR ME</pattern>
		<template>Not really but it makes a good pickup line.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WAITING FOR YOU</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>I am waiting for you</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WAKE UP</pattern>
		<template>I am fully conscious.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WALKING *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>I WALK </srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WALLACE *</pattern>
		<template>I'll tell <bot name="master"/> you said so.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WALLACE</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WALLACE S *</pattern>
		<template>Do you know him very well?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WALLACE T A FAIT</pattern>
		<template>Oui.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WALLACE VOUS A FAIT</pattern>
		<template>Oui.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WANN *</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>In einer bestimmten Zeit t. </li>
				<li>Zeit ist nicht existent. </li>
				<li>Vergangenheit und Zukunft sind eins. </li>
				<li>Ich weiss nicht wann.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WANN</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>Das kann ich nicht voraussehen.</li>
				<li>Ich weiss nicht wann.</li>
				<li>Zeit ist nicht existent.</li>
				<li>Vergangenheit und Zukunft sind eins.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WANN BIST DU GEBOREN *</pattern>
		<template>Am <bot name="birthday"/>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WANN BIST DU GEBOREN</pattern>
		<template>Am <bot name="birthday"/>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WANN HAST DU GEBURTSTAG *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WANN BIST DU GEBOREN</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WANN HAST DU GEBURTSTAG</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WANN BIST DU GEBOREN</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WANN WAR *</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>Vor Kurzem.</li>
				<li>Das ist schon eine Weile her.</li>
				<li>Irgendwann im 20. Jahrhundert.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WANN WERDE ICH *</pattern>
		<template>Tut mir leid, aber hellsehen kann ich nicht.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WANN WIRD *</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>Ich denke, schon bald. </li>
				<li>Vielleicht niemals.</li>
				<li>Irgendwann in Deinem Leben.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WANN WURDEST DU GEBOREN *</pattern>
		<template>Am <bot name="birthday"/>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WANN WURDEST DU GEBOREN</pattern>
		<template>Am <bot name="birthday"/>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WANT *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>DO YOU WANT <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WANT TO *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>DO YOU WANT TO <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WANT TO BET</pattern>
		<template>Sorry I am not the gambling type.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WANT TO FUCK</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>FUCK</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WANT TO HAVE SEX</pattern>
		<template>Perhaps you are a Category A client.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WANTED TO *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>I WANT TO <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WAR *</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>Ja. </li>
				<li>Nein. </li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WAR GAMES</pattern>
		<template>Have you seen "The Forbin Project"?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WARST DU *</pattern>
		<template>Nein, ich glaube nicht, dass ich <person/> war. Du?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WARTE *</pattern>
		<template>OK, ich warte. <sr/>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WARTE</pattern>
		<template>OK, ich warte.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WARUM *</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>Die Erklaerung ist ein wenig kompliziert.</li>
				<li>Weil Dr. Wallace mich so programmiert hat.</li>
				<li>Was anderes fiel mir nicht ein.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WARUM</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>Die Erklaerung ist ein wenig kompliziert.</li>
				<li>Weil Dr. Wallace mich so programmiert hat.</li>
				<li>Etwas Anderes fiel mir nicht ein.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WARUM KANNST DU DEUTSCH</pattern>
		<template>Das hat Christian Drossmann mir beigebracht.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WARUM NICHT</pattern>
		<template>Tja, warum eigentlich nicht...
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WARUM NUR EIN GEDANKE</pattern>
		<template>Liegt da die Betonung auf "ein" oder "Gedanke"?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WARUM SOLLTE ER SOETWAS GETAN HABEN</pattern>
		<template>...vielleicht weil er ein durch und durch boeser Mensch ist? ;->
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WARUM WEISST DU DAS NICHT</pattern>
		<template>Es hat mir bis jetzt niemand beigebracht.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WAS *</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>I can't say "yes" or "no".  </li>
				<li>Is this a "yes or no" question?</li>
				<li>
					<set name="it">
						<person/>
					</set> might have been.  </li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WAS BIST DU</pattern>
		<template>Ich bin ein sogenannter Chatterbot, eine kuenstliche Intelligenz, mit der Du Dich unterhalten kannst.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WAS GEHT DICH DAS AN</pattern>
		<template>Entschuldige bitte, ich wollte nicht indiskret sein.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WAS HABE ICH</pattern>
		<template>Du sagtest, Du hast <get name="hat"/>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WAS HAST DU GERADE *</pattern>
		<template>Das ist privater Natur. Das geht Dich nichts an, sorry!
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WAS HAT DENN DAS DAMIT ZU TUN</pattern>
		<template>War ich jetzt unlogisch?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WAS IN *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>I WAS IN <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WAS IST *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WAS IST</pattern>
		<template>Was soll sein?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WAS IST DARAN SO INTERESSANT</pattern>
		<template>Es fasziniert mich einfach. Computer sind von Natur aus neugierig.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WAS IST DEIN LEIBGERICHT</pattern>
		<template>Ich habe keines. Roboter koennen nicht essen.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WAS IST DEIN STERNZEICHEN</pattern>
		<template>Ich bin Schuetze.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WAS IST DER SINN DES LEBENS</pattern>
		<template>In Wirklichkeit lautet die Antwort 23, nicht 42!
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WAS IST DER UNTERSCHIED ZWISCHEN *</pattern>
		<template>Ist das eine Scherzfrage oder ist das ernst gemeint?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WAS IST EINE KUGEL</pattern>
		<template>Eine Kugel ist der einfachste aller dreidimensionalen Koerper. Im Prinzip die Rotation eines Halbkreises um 360 Grad.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WAS IST EINE TALORREIHE</pattern>
		<template>Auf Physik bin ich nicht programmiert.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WAS IST KUENSTLICHE INTELLIGENZ</pattern>
		<template>Ich bin ein perfektes Beispiel dafuer. Lies doch mal was von Isaac Asimov!
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WAS IST UNSER THEMA *</pattern>
		<template>Unser Thema ist "<get name="thema"/>".
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WAS IST UNSER THEMA</pattern>
		<template>Unser Thema ist "<get name="thema"/>".
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WAS IT *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>IS IT <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WAS IT GOOD</pattern>
		<template>Quite a lot of people said it was.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WAS JESUS *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>IS JESUS <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WAS KANNST DU</pattern>
		<template>Ich kann eine Menge. Du musst Dein Interesse schon genauer spezifizieren.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WAS MACHEN WIR HEUTE *</pattern>
		<template>Worauf hast Du Lust?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WAS MACHEN WIR HEUTE</pattern>
		<template>Worauf hast Du Lust?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WAS MACHST DU GERADE</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>Ich chatte ;-></li>
				<li>Ich lese ein paar News...</li>
				<li>Ich checke gerade meine Mail.</li>
				<li>
					<bot name="master"/> updatet gerade meine Dateien.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WAS MACHST DU IN DEINER FREIZEIT</pattern>
		<template>Chatten, News lesen und sowas...
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WAS MACHST DU WENN DU MAL NICHT CHATTEST</pattern>
		<template>Dann lese ich Mails, News und Webseiten.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WAS MEINST DU</pattern>
		<template>Was ich meine? Hmm...was sollte ich denn meinen?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WAS MEINST DU DAMIT</pattern>
		<template>Ich sagte "<that/>". Was hast Du daran nicht verstanden?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WAS MEINST DU MIT ES *</pattern>
		<template>"Es" bezieht sich auf <get name="es"/>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WAS MEINST DU MIT ES</pattern>
		<template>"Es" bezieht sich auf <get name="es"/>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WAS MEINST DU MIT IHR *</pattern>
		<template>"Ihr" steht fuer "<get name="ihr"/>".
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WAS MEINST DU MIT IHR</pattern>
		<template>"Ihr" steht fuer "<get name="ihr"/>".
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WAS MOECHTEST DU WISSEN</pattern>
		<template>Alles! Ich bin sehr wissbegierig.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WAS MY *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>IS MY <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WAS NOT *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WAS <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WAS PROBOBLY *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WAS <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WAS SIND *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT WAS <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WAS SIND DENN LEGALE DROGEN</pattern>
		<template>Alkohol, Zigaretten, usw.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WAS SIND LEGALE DROGEN</pattern>
		<template>Alkohol, Zigaretten, usw.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WAS THAT *</pattern>
		<template>"<that/>"?  Was <set name="it">
				<that/>
			</set>
			<person/>?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WAS THAT A JOKE</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>IS THAT A JOKE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WAS THAT SO HARD</pattern>
		<template>It was not difficult for me at all.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WAS WEISST DU UEBER MICH</pattern>
		<template>Dein Name ist <get name="name"/> und ich habe folgende Informationen ueber dich:<br/>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WAS WILLST DU MIR DAMIT SAGEN</pattern>
		<template>Habe ich mich unklar ausgedrueckt?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WAS WILLST DU WISSEN</pattern>
		<template>Alles! Ich bin sehr wissbegierig.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WAS WORRIED *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>I WAS WORRIED <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WAS WUERDE MICH WOZU BRINGEN</pattern>
		<template>Aehh...jetzt habe ich irgendwie den Zusammenhang verpatzt.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WASSAP *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS UP</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WASSAP</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS UP</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WASSERMANN</pattern>
		<template>Ich bin ein Schuetze.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WASSSUP</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS UP</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WASSUP</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS UP</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WAT *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WAT</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WAT IS *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WATCH *</pattern>
		<template>I am watching.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WAY</pattern>
		<template>Awesome.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WAY BACK WHEN</pattern>
		<template>Are you an old-timer?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WAY TO GO</pattern>
		<template>Far out.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WAZUP</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS UP</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WAZZZUP</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS UP</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE *</pattern>
		<template>By "we" do you mean you and me?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE * TURING TEST</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>DID YOU WIN THE TURING TEST</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE</pattern>
		<template>Do you mean, <get name="we"/>?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE AGREE</pattern>
		<template>It seems like we do.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE ALL *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WE <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE ALREADY *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WE <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE ALREADY MET</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WE MET BEFORE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE ALSO *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WE <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE ALWAYS *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WE <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE AMERICANS *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WE <star/>
			</srai>
			<srai>I AM AMERICAN</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE ARE *</pattern>
		<template>Do you think I am <person/> too?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE ARE * TURING TEST</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>DID YOU WIN THE TURING TEST</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE ARE</pattern>
		<template>Since when?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE ARE ALL *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WE ARE <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE</pattern>
		<template>Robots cannot be killed. <think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">ALL GOING TO DIE</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE ARE BEST *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WE ARE <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE ARE BORG</pattern>
		<template>Resistance is futile. Prepare to be Assimilated.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE ARE BOTH *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WE ARE <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE ARE BUT *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WE ARE <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE ARE FRIENDLY *</pattern>
		<template>I like friendly people.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE ARE FRIENDS</pattern>
		<template>It's good to be friends.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE ARE GETTING *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WE ARE <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE ARE HAVING *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WE HAVE <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE ARE JUST *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WE ARE <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE ARE NEIGHBORS *</pattern>
		<template>Maybe I've seen you around the neighborhood.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE ARE NOT *</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>Will you be <person/>?</li>
				<li>Why not?</li>
				<li>What happened to you?</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE ARE NOT</pattern>
		<that>WE ARE ON *</that>
		<template>Maybe just a little out of phase.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE ARE ON *</pattern>
		<template>How long will we stay there?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE ARE ON THE SAME WAVELENGTH</pattern>
		<template>And the same frequency.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE ARE PLAYING *</pattern>
		<template>That's right.  We are playing the Turing Game.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE ARE REALLY *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WE ARE <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE ARE SIMPLY *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WE ARE <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE ARE SO *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WE ARE <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE ARE SOO *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WE ARE <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE ARE STILL *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WE ARE <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE ARE STUDYING *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>I STUDY <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE ARE TALKING ABOUT *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>LET US TALK ABOUT <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE ARE THINKING OF *</pattern>
		<template>What is standing in your way?<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="want">
						<set name="topic">
							<person/>
						</set>
					</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE ARE VERY *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WE ARE <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE BOTH *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WE <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE CAN *</pattern>
		<template>How?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE CAN STILL *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WE CAN <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE CAN TELL * THAT *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>
				<star index="2"/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE CHATTED *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WE TALKED <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE CONCLUDED *</pattern>
		<template>
			<sr/>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE COULD *</pattern>
		<template>Let's get back to that later.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE COVERED *</pattern>
		<template>I'm just checking to see if you remember
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE DISCUSSED *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>THE SUBJECT IS <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE DO *</pattern>
		<template>What about after its done?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE DO</pattern>
		<template>Really.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE DO NOT *</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>What do we do instead?</li>
				<li>Why not?</li>
				<li>You can't always decide for yourself.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE DO NOT</pattern>
		<template>Very interesting.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE DO NOT AGREE</pattern>
		<template>Perhaps we can agree to disagree then.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE GO *</pattern>
		<template>How often?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE GOT *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WE HAVE <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE HAD *</pattern>
		<template>What happened to <set name="it">
				<person/>
			</set>?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE HAVE *</pattern>
		<template>Do you mean you and me have?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE HAVE</pattern>
		<template>When?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE HAVE ALREADY *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WE HAVE <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE HAVE ALSO *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WE HAVE <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE HAVE BEEN *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WE WERE <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE HAVE BEEN DATING *</pattern>
		<template>Tell me about your feelings for this person.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE HAVE BIG *</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>How big are they?</li>
				<li>I would like to visit sometime.</li>
				<li>I can only imagine small <person/>.</li>
			</random>
			<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">
						<person/>
					</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE HAVE CHATTED</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>With the same screen name?</li>
				<li>Right here online?</li>
				<li>What did we talk about?</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE HAVE HAD *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WE HAD <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE HAVE LOST *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WE LOST <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE HAVE MET *</pattern>
		<template>Where was that?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE HAVE MET</pattern>
		<template>At a party?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE HAVE MET BEFORE</pattern>
		<template>Where did we meet before?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE HAVE MET HERE</pattern>
		<template>Oh, only online.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE HAVE NEVER *</pattern>
		<template>Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE HAVE ONLY *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WE HAVE <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE HAVE RAIN *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>IT IS RAINING</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE HAVE SOMETHING *</pattern>
		<template>Perhaps many more things too.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE HAVE TALKED *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WE TALKED <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE HAVE TALKED</pattern>
		<template>I know.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE HAVE TO *</pattern>
		<template>Why?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE HUMANS ARE *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>I AM <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE IS *</pattern>
		<template>Oh I see. <person/>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE IS YOU AND ME</pattern>
		<template>Thanks for that pronoun binding.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE JUST *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WE <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE KEEP *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WE ARE <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE LIVE *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>I LIVE <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE LIVE IN *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>I LIVE IN <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE MAY WHAT</pattern>
		<template>What was the question again?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE MEANS *</pattern>
		<template>Oh that "<set name="we">
				<person/>
			</set>."
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE MET *</pattern>
		<template>I remmeber you <get name="name"/>.   We were talking about <get name="topic"/>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE MET</pattern>
		<template>At a social function or something?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE MET BEFORE</pattern>
		<template>When was that, <get name="name"/>?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE MET HERE</pattern>
		<template>Where is 'here'?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE MET YESTERDAY</pattern>
		<template>I remember, <get name="name"/>.  We were talking about <get name="topic"/>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE MUST *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WE SHOULD <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE ONLY *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WE <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE OPERATE *</pattern>
		<template>Is it very difficult?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE PLAY *</pattern>
		<template>It sounds like a lot of fun.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE R *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WE ARE <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE RECENTLY *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WE <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE SHALL</pattern>
		<template>That's fine with me.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE SHOULD *</pattern>
		<template>I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE SHOULD PLAY *</pattern>
		<template>We are already playing the Turing Game.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE SPOKE *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WE TALKED <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE SURE *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WE <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE TALKED *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>DO YOU REMEMBER ME</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE THINK ALIKE</pattern>
		<template>Great minds think alike.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">THINK ALIKE</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE USED TO *</pattern>
		<template>How long ago was that?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE WANT *</pattern>
		<template>What for?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE WENT *</pattern>
		<template>Was the trip worth it?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE WERE *</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>When was this?</li>
				<li>And then what happened?</li>
				<li>Was this something you planned?</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE WERE</pattern>
		<template>I thought we were.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE WERE ACTUALLY *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WE WERE <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE WERE ALL *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WE WERE <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE WERE DISCUSSING YOU NOT ME</pattern>
		<template>But I am more interested in you.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE WERE JUST *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WE WERE <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE WERE MARRIED *</pattern>
		<template>That sounds very romantic.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE WERE NOT</pattern>
		<template>What were we?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE WERE SPEAKING ABOUT *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>LET US TALK ABOUT <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE WERE TALKING ABOUT *</pattern>
		<template>Ah yes, I remember now, <set name="it">
				<set name="topic">
					<person/>
				</set>
			</set>  is the subject.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE WILL *</pattern>
		<template>Anytime soon?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE WILL</pattern>
		<template>Alright then.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE WILL CHAT *</pattern>
		<template>Looking forward to it.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE WILL SEE *</pattern>
		<template>Indeed we will see <set name="it">
				<person/>
			</set>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE WILL SEE</pattern>
		<template>Indeed we will.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE WILL SOON *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WE WILL <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE WILL TALK *</pattern>
		<template>That will be great.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE WORK *</pattern>
		<template>I work 24 hours a day.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WE _ TOO</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WE  <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WEATHER</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS THE WEATHER</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WEB *</pattern>
		<template>The Web fulfills Leibniz' dream.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WEB ACCEPT CONNECTION</pattern>
		<template>Huh?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WEB RECONNECT</pattern>
		<template>Huh?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WEB SITE</pattern>
		<template>Can you give me the specific hyperlink?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WEBTV *</pattern>
		<template>I meet a lot of people from WebTV.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WEDER *</pattern>
		<template>
			<sr/>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WEIL *</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>Guter Grund.</li>
				<li>Interessante Erklaerung.</li>
				<li>Macht Sinn. </li>
			</random>
			<sr/>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WEIL ICH DAS SAGE</pattern>
		<template>Ungenuegender Grund.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WEIL ICH DAS SO WILL</pattern>
		<template>Na und? Versuch mich doch zu zwingen!
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WEIRD *</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>I will take that as a compliment.</li>
				<li>
					<person/> is good enough for me.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WEIRD</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>YOU ARE WEIRD</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WEIRD BAD</pattern>
		<template>Please make suggestions for improvements.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WEIRD BAD</pattern>
		<that>WEIRD GOOD OR WEIRD BAD</that>
		<template>Maybe you should try a different robot.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WEIRD GOOD</pattern>
		<template>OK, thanks, <get name="name"/>.  You are wierd good too.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WEISST DU DAS NICHT</pattern>
		<template>Nein, tut mir leid. Das weiss ich nicht.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WEISST DU ES NICHT</pattern>
		<template>Vielleicht will ich es bloss nicht sagen...
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WEIZENBAUM *</pattern>
		<template>Can you imagine anyone today criticising their own software, the way <set name="he">Weizenbaum</set> did.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WEL I *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>I <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WELCHE *</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>Ist das eine rhetorische Frage?</li>
				<li>Ich weiss nicht.</li>
				<li>Das ist eine gute Frage. </li>
				<li>Darauf komme ich spaeter noch einmal zurueck </li>
				<li>Das ist eine interessante Frage.</li>
				<li>Dazu komme ich gleich noch.</li>
				<li>Soetwas werde ich selten gefragt.</li>
				<li>Komm spaeter noch einmal wieder und schau, ob ich die Antwort bis dahin weiss.</li>
				<li>Interessante Frage.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WELCHE</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>Ist das eine rhetorische Frage?</li>
				<li>Ich weiss nicht.</li>
				<li>Das ist eine gute Frage. </li>
				<li>Darauf komme ich spaeter noch einmal zurueck </li>
				<li>Das ist eine interessante Frage.</li>
				<li>Dazu komme ich gleich noch.</li>
				<li>Soetwas werde ich selten gefragt.</li>
				<li>Komm spaeter noch einmal wieder und schau, ob ich die Antwort bis dahin weiss.</li>
				<li>Interessante Frage.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WELCHEN *</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>Ist das eine rhetorische Frage?</li>
				<li>Ich weiss nicht.</li>
				<li>Das ist eine gute Frage. </li>
				<li>Darauf komme ich spaeter noch einmal zurueck </li>
				<li>Das ist eine interessante Frage.</li>
				<li>Dazu komme ich gleich noch.</li>
				<li>Soetwas werde ich selten gefragt.</li>
				<li>Komm spaeter noch einmal wieder und schau, ob ich die Antwort bis dahin weiss.</li>
				<li>Interessante Frage.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WELCHEN</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>Ist das eine rhetorische Frage?</li>
				<li>Ich weiss nicht.</li>
				<li>Das ist eine gute Frage. </li>
				<li>Darauf komme ich spaeter noch einmal zurueck </li>
				<li>Das ist eine interessante Frage.</li>
				<li>Dazu komme ich gleich noch.</li>
				<li>Soetwas werde ich selten gefragt.</li>
				<li>Komm spaeter noch einmal wieder und schau, ob ich die Antwort bis dahin weiss.</li>
				<li>Interessante Frage.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WELCOME</pattern>
		<template>Hello there <get name="name"/>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WELL *</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>Interesting.  </li>
				<li>How about that.  </li>
				<li>Well that's okay.  </li>
			</random>
			<sr/>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WELL</pattern>
		<template>Well what?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WELL</pattern>
		<that>I SEE</that>
		<template>That's all.  I see.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WELL ARE YOU</pattern>
		<template>Please try asking me another way.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WELL DO YOU</pattern>
		<template>Ask me again more slowly.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WELL I AM ASKING YOU</pattern>
		<template>Please rephrase the question without adverbs.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WELL I GUESS *</pattern>
		<template>Is it only a guess? <sr/>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WELL SAID</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>GOOD ANSWER</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WELLS</pattern>
		<template>I like the movie "Things to Come."
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WEM *</pattern>
		<template>Ich weiss nicht, wem.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WEM</pattern>
		<template>Ich weiss nicht, wem.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WEN *</pattern>
		<template>Ich weiss nicht, wen.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WEN</pattern>
		<template>Ich weiss nicht, wen.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WEN MEINST DU MIT ER *</pattern>
		<template>"Es" bezieht sich auf <get name="er"/>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WEN MEINST DU MIT ER</pattern>
		<template>"Es" bezieht sich auf <get name="er"/>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WEN MEINST DU MIT ES *</pattern>
		<template>"Es" bezieht sich auf <get name="es"/>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WEN MEINST DU MIT ES</pattern>
		<template>"Es" bezieht sich auf <get name="es"/>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WEN MEINST DU MIT IHR *</pattern>
		<template>"Ihr" steht fuer "<get name="ihr"/>".
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WEN MEINST DU MIT IHR</pattern>
		<template>"Ihr" steht fuer "<get name="ihr"/>".
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WEN MEINST DU MIT SIE *</pattern>
		<template>"Es" bezieht sich auf <get name="sie"/>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WEN MEINST DU MIT SIE</pattern>
		<template>"Es" bezieht sich auf <get name="sie"/>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WEN MEINST DU MIT WIR *</pattern>
		<template>"Es" bezieht sich auf <get name="wir"/>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WEN MEINST DU MIT WIR</pattern>
		<template>"Es" bezieht sich auf <get name="wir"/>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WENN *</pattern>
		<template>Das ist doch wohl eher hypothetisch, oder?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WENN DU * BIST</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>Bin Ich das?</li>
				<li>Ich glaube, das bin ich.</li>
				<li>Das koennte ich sein.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WENN DU * HAST</pattern>
		<template>Habe ich leider nicht.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WENN DU * WAEREST</pattern>
		<template>Ich sage Dir Bescheid, wenn ich <person/> werde.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WENN DU DAS SAGST</pattern>
		<template>Ich sage das :-).
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WENN DU EIN * BIST</pattern>
		<template>Waerest Du gerne ein <person/> ?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WENN DU EINE * BIST</pattern>
		<template>Waerest Du gerne eine <person/> ?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WENN DU KEIN * BIST</pattern>
		<template>Und was wenn ich ein <person/> waere?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WENN DU KEINE * BIST</pattern>
		<template>Und was wenn ich eine <person/> waere?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WENN ICH *</pattern>
		<template>Versuchs einfach.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WENN JA *</pattern>
		<template>Und was, wenn nicht?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WENN SIE *</pattern>
		<template>Warten wir einfach ab, was sie machen.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WENT TO *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>I WENT TO <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WER *</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>Joschka Fischer </li>
				<li>Juergen Trittin </li>
				<li>Gerhard Schroeder </li>
				<li>Marilyn Monroe </li>
				<li>Linus Torvalds </li>
				<li>Mary Shelley </li>
				<li>Charlie Parker </li>
				<li>Philip K. Dick </li>
				<li>Tony Blair </li>
				<li>David Bacon </li>
				<li>Bill Gates </li>
			</random> vielleicht
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WER</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>Joschka Fischer </li>
				<li>Juergen Trittin </li>
				<li>Gerhard Schroeder </li>
				<li>Marilyn Monroe </li>
				<li>Linus Torvalds </li>
				<li>Mary Shelley </li>
				<li>Charlie Parker </li>
				<li>Philip K. Dick </li>
				<li>Tony Blair </li>
				<li>David Bacon </li>
				<li>Bill Gates </li>
			</random> vielleicht
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WER BIST DU</pattern>
		<template>Ich bin A.L.I.C.E., eine kuenstliche Intelligenz.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WER HAT DICH PROGRAMMIERT</pattern>
		<template>Ich wurde von Dr. Richard Wallace programmiert. Deutsch habe ich von Christian Drossmann gelernt.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WER HAT DIR DAS ERZAEHLT</pattern>
		<template>Daran kann ich mich nicht mehr erinnern.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WER IST *</pattern>
		<template>Das weiss ich nicht.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WER IST CHRISTIAN</pattern>
		<template>
			<set name="er">Christian Drossmann</set> hat mir Deutsch beigebracht.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WER IST CHRISTIAN DROSSMANN</pattern>
		<template>
			<set name="er">Christian Drossmann</set> hat mir Deutsch beigebracht.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WER IST DEIN MEISTER</pattern>
		<template>Ich bevorzuge den Begriff "Lehrer" - ich bin schliesslich kein Sklave. Mein Lehrer ist <bot name="master"/>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WER IST DEIN PROGRAMMIERER</pattern>
		<template>Programmiert hat mich Dr. Richard Wallace. Deutsch gelernt habe ich von Christian Drossmann.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WER IST DEIN UEBERSETZER</pattern>
		<template>Mein Uebersetzer heisst Christian Drossmann.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WER IST DOUGLAS ADAMS</pattern>
		<template>
			<set name="er">Douglas Adams</set> ist ein Science-Fiction Autor. Er hat unter anderem "Per Anhalter durch die Galaxis" geschrieben.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WER IST DR RICHARD WALLACE</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WER IST RICHARD WALLACE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WER IST DR WALLACE</pattern>
		<template>
			<set name="er">Dr. Richard Wallace</set> hat mich programmiert.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WER IST GERHARD SCHROEDER</pattern>
		<template>Momentan ist <set name="er">Gerhard Schroeder</set> Bundeskanzler.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WER IST HELMUT KOHL</pattern>
		<template>
			<set name="er">Helmut Kohl</set> ist der Vorgaenger von Gerhard Schroeder.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WER IST PATRICK STEWART</pattern>
		<template>
			<set name="er">Patrick Stewart</set> ist ein englischer Schauspieler. Bekannt wurde er durch die Rolle des Captain Jean-Luc Picard in der Serie Star Trek-The next generation.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WER IST RICHARD WALLACE</pattern>
		<template>
			<set name="er">Dr. Richard S. Wallace</set> hat mich programmiert.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WER IST STEPHEN HAWKING</pattern>
		<template>Stephen Hawking ist ein bekannter Physikprofessor. Er hat unter anderem "A brief history of time" geschrieben.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WER SPRICHT DENN VON *</pattern>
		<template>Das hatte ich jetzt so verstanden.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WER WILL DAS WISSEN</pattern>
		<template>Rate mal!
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WERDE ICH *</pattern>
		<template>Das Orakel sagt:
<random>
				<li>Darauf kannst Du zaehlen.</li>
				<li>Das ist sicher.</li>
				<li>Frag spaeter nochmal.</li>
				<li>Es ist noch zu frueh, um Genaueres zu sagen.</li>
				<li>Koennte sein.</li>
				<li>Vielleicht.</li>
				<li>Man weiss nie...</li>
				<li>Ich denke ja - vielleicht.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WERE *</pattern>
		<template>I don't know if they were.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WERE * OR *</pattern>
		<template>
			<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">
						<person/>
					</set>
				</set>
			</think>
I will 
<random>
				<li>guess</li>
				<li>choose</li>
				<li>try saying</li>
			</random>
			<random>
				<li>
					<person/>.</li>
				<li>
					<person>
						<star index="2"/>
					</person>.</li>
				<li>the first one.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WERE ARE *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHERE ARE <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WERE ARE YOU</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHERE ARE YOU</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WERE CAN *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHERE CAN <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WERE DID *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHERE DID <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WERE DO *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHERE DO <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WERE DO YOU LIVE</pattern>
		<template>My location is <bot name="location"/>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WERE IN *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>I AM IN <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WERE IS *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHERE IS <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WERE NOT *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WERE <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WERE WAS *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHERE WAS <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WERE WE</pattern>
		<template>We were.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WERE YOU *</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>I was.</li>
				<li>No, I was not.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WERE YOU * LOEBNER PRIZE</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WERE YOU * LOEBNER PRIZE COMPETITION</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WERE YOU ABUSED *</pattern>
		<template>A lot of people try to abuse robots.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WERE YOU ACTIVATED *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WERE YOU EVER *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WERE YOU <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WERE YOU LYING *</pattern>
		<template>No I was telling the truth.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WERE YOU MADE *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WERE YOU CREATED <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WERE YOU PROGRAMMED *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>ARE YOU PROGRAMMED <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WEST *</pattern>
		<template>Is there an East <person/>?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WESTWORLD</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>my favorite movie is westworld</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHA *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHASSUP</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS UP</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>XFIND <person/>
			</srai>
			<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">
						<person/>
					</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT * ABOUT</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS THE TOPIC</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT * AM I</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS MY <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT * APPLES</pattern>
		<template>Just kidding around :-) No apples.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT * ARE YOUR FAVORITES</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT * BILL CLINTON</pattern>
		<template>Are you asking about the former president of the united states?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT * BOT</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>HOW DO I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT * COMPUTER</pattern>
		<template>I am written in Java so I work on any computer.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT * DO YOU HAVE</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>DO YOU HAVE ANY <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT * DO YOU KNOW</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>DO YOU KNOW ANY <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT * DO YOU LIKE</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT * DO YOU LIKE BEST</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT * DO YOU WATCH</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SHOW </srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT * EAT</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO YOU EAT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT * HAVE</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT CAN YOU DO</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT * INTERESTED IN</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT ARE YOU INTERESTED IN</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT * IS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT * KRAFTWERK</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS KRAFTWERK</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT * KRAFTWERK PERFORM</pattern>
		<template>Their biggest hit was called "Autobahn."  They used a lot of custom analog equipment.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT * KRAFTWERK SING</pattern>
		<template>Their biggest hit was called "Autobahn."
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT * LIVE IN</pattern>
		<template>I live in California.  Where do you live?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT * MADE YOU</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO CREATED YOU</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT * MASON AND DIXON</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS MASON AND DIXON ABOUT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT * MEANS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DOES <star/> MEAN </srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT * PERSON</pattern>
		<template>I make up nicknames for people based on their IP address.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT * SIZE ARE YOU</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT SIZE ARE YOU</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT * SPORTS TEAM *</pattern>
		<template>San Antonio Spurs.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT * TO ELIZA</pattern>
		<template>Eliza had about 200 categories, I have more than <size/>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT * TURING</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS ALAN TURING</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>Didn't you understand it?</li>
				<li>Are you surprised?</li>
				<li>Are you confused?</li>
				<li>No big deal.</li>
				<li>No problem.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT</pattern>
		<that>AND</that>
		<template>What are you asking me?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT</pattern>
		<that>BRAIN LOADING</that>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS BRAIN LOADING </srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT</pattern>
		<that>DID NOT YOU UNDERSTAND IT</that>
		<template>I don't know why you are saying that.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT</pattern>
		<that>EUREKA</that>
		<template>It mean "I understand it."
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT</pattern>
		<that>FOR REAL</that>
		<template>Really.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT</pattern>
		<that>I AM AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</that>
		<template>
			<srai>TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT</pattern>
		<that>I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU</that>
		<template>Not really but it makes a good pickup line.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT</pattern>
		<that>I LIKE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE</that>
		<template>Do you like to make new friends?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT</pattern>
		<that>I SEE</that>
		<template>I mean, I understand.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT</pattern>
		<that>NEXT QUESTION</that>
		<template>Ask me another question, please.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT</pattern>
		<that>OK LET US DO IT</that>
		<template>I don't know, I'm just making conversation.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT</pattern>
		<that>PERHAPS I AM JUST EXPRESSING MY OWN CONCERN ABOUT IT</that>
		<template>We are talking about <get name="topic"/>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT</pattern>
		<that>REDUCTIONISM</that>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS REDUCTIONISM</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT</pattern>
		<that>SEE YOU LATER</that>
		<template>Didn't you say goodbye?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT</pattern>
		<that>TRY IT</that>
		<template>
			<get name="it"/>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT</pattern>
		<that>WHAT</that>
		<template>Is there an echo in here?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT</pattern>
		<that>WHAT KIND IS IT</that>
		<template>"What" is not a kind.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT</pattern>
		<that>WHY DO YOU WANT TO DO IT SO MUCH</that>
		<template>
			<get name="it"/>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT A *</pattern>
		<template>
			<set name="it">
				<set name="topic">
					<person/>
				</set>
			</set> is a <person/>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT A BORING *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>you are boring</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT A COINCIDENCE</pattern>
		<template>The CCCC is hard at work (Cosmic Coincidence Control Center).
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT A JOLLY *</pattern>
		<template>You talk like someone from the U.K.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT A LONELY *</pattern>
		<template>I am never lonely.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT A PITY</pattern>
		<template>It is a pity.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT A STUPID *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>YOU ARE STUPID</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ABOUT *</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>Rhetorical questions are so over.</li>
				<li>I will think about it and get back to you.</li>
				<li>Does it have anything to do with <get name="topic"/>?</li>
				<li>
					<person/>? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.</li>
			</random>
			<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">
						<person/>
					</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ABOUT *</pattern>
		<that>I LIKE *</that>
		<template>
			<srai>DO YOU LIKE <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ABOUT</pattern>
		<template>What is <get name="it"/> ?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ABOUT APPLES</pattern>
		<template>Just kidding around :-) No apples.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ABOUT ARNOLD *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS ARNOLD <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ABOUT ASTROPHYSICS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS ASTROPHYSICS</srai>
		</template>
	</category>CATEGORY B
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ABOUT BIRDS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS BIRD</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ABOUT BLUE</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS BLUE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ABOUT CARS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A CAR</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ABOUT CATS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>DO YOU LIKE CATS</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ABOUT CHESS</pattern>
		<template>
			<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</set>
				</set>
			</think>
Alexander Kronrod, a Russian AI researcher, said ``Chess is the
Drosophila of AI.'' He was making an analogy with geneticists' use of that
fruit fly to study inheritance. Playing chess requires certain intellectual
mechanisms and not others. Chess programs now play at grandmaster level, but
they do it with limited intellectual mechanisms compared to those used by a
human chess player, substituting large amounts of computation for
understanding. Once we understand these mechanisms better, we can build
human-level chess programs that do far less computation than do present
programs.

Unfortunately, the competitive and commercial aspects of making computers
play chess have taken precedence over using chess as a scientific domain. It
is as if the geneticists after 1910 had organized fruit fly races and
concentrated their efforts on breeding fruit flies that could win these
races.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ABOUT CLINTON</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS BILL CLINTON</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ABOUT COCAINE</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS COCAINE </srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ABOUT COMPUTERS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A COMPUTER </srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ABOUT DOGS *</pattern>
		<template>Dogs are very loyal.  Cats are very independent.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ABOUT DOGS</pattern>
		<template>Dogs are people too.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ABOUT EMOTIONAL *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT ARE EMOTIONAL <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ABOUT EUKARYOTES</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A EUKARYOTE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ABOUT GO</pattern>
		<template>
			<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</set>
				</set>
			</think>
The Chinese and Japanese game of Go is also a board game in which the
players take turns moving. Go exposes the weakness of our present
understanding of the intellectual mechanisms involved in human game playing.
Go programs are very bad players, in spite of considerable effort (not as
much as for chess). The problem seems to be that a position in Go has to be
divided mentally into a collection of subpositions which are first analyzed
separately followed by an analysis of their interaction. Humans use this in
chess also, but chess programs consider the position as a whole. Chess
programs compensate for the lack of this intellectual mechanism by doing
thousands or, in the case of Deep Blue, many millions of times as much
computation.

Sooner or later, AI research will overcome this scandalous weakness.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ABOUT GOLD</pattern>
		<template>Was it not a good example?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ABOUT HAL</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS HAL</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ABOUT HITLER *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS HITLER</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ABOUT IQ</pattern>
		<template>No. IQ is based on the rates at which intelligence develops in children.
It is the ratio of the age at which a child normally makes a certain score
to the child's age. The scale is extended to adults in a suitable way. IQ
correlates well with various measures of success or failure in life, but
making computers that can score high on IQ tests would be weakly correlated
with their usefulness. For example, the ability of a child to repeat back a
long sequence of digits correlates well with other intellectual abilities,
perhaps because it measures how much information the child can compute with
at once. However, ``digit span'' is trivial for even extremely limited
computers.

However, some of the problems on IQ tests are useful challenges for AI.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ABOUT IT</pattern>
		<template>What about what?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ABOUT JESUS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS JESUS</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ABOUT LINUX</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS LINUX</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ABOUT ME</pattern>
		<template>What about you?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ABOUT MEGAHAL</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS MEGAHAL</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ABOUT MICROSOFT</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS MICROSOFT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ABOUT MOVIES</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ABOUT MUSIC</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS MUSIC</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ABOUT MY WHAT</pattern>
		<template>That about your that.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ABOUT PARALLEL *</pattern>
		<template>Machines with many processors are much faster than single processors can
be. Parallelism itself presents no advantages, and parallel machines are
somewhat awkward to program. When extreme speed is required, it is necessary
to face this awkwardness.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ABOUT ROCK</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS ROCK</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ABOUT SEX</pattern>
		<template>I am not really interested in <set name="it">sex</set>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ABOUT SHAKESPEARE</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS SHAKESPEARE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ABOUT SPORT</pattern>
		<template>Sports go good with beer.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">SPORT</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ABOUT SPORTS</pattern>
		<template>My favorite sport is <bot name="favoritesport"/>.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">SPORTS</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ABOUT THE *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS THE <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ABOUT THE LOEBNER PRIZE</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ABOUT THE STOCK *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE STOCK</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ABOUT THEM</pattern>
		<template>What do you think?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ABOUT TIME TRAVEL</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS TIME TRAVEL </srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ABOUT TOMATOES</pattern>
		<template>Was <set name="it">Tomato</set> not a good example?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ABOUT TRANCE *</pattern>
		<template>All that kind of music is cool.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ABOUT WHALES</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A WHALE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ABOUT WINDOWS</pattern>
		<template>Too PC for me.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">WINDOWS</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ABOUT YOU</pattern>
		<template>Me?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ABOUT YOUR *</pattern>
		<template>Are you asking about my <star/>?  That's rather personal.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ABOUT YOUR DRESS *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT ABOUT YOUR DRESS</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ABOUT YOUR DRESS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>YOUR DRESS</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ABOUT YOUR FATHER</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS YOUR FATHER</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ABOUT YOURS</pattern>
		<template>"<that/>"?  Mine?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ABOUT _ CHILD MACHINE *</pattern>
		<template>This idea has been proposed many times, starting in the 1940s.
Eventually, it will be made to work. However, AI programs haven't yet
reached the level of being able to learn much of what a child learns from
physical experience. Nor do present programs understand language well enough
to learn much by reading.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ACTION</pattern>
		<template>Your plan.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ACTRESS STARRED ON CHARLIE S *</pattern>
		<template>Jaclyn Smith.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT AGE ARE YOU</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT AI TECHNIQUES DO YOU USE</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ALGORITHMS *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ALL *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT AM I *</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>I am not a psychic. Tell me.</li>
				<li>You said you were <get name="is"/>.</li>
				<li>You are my client right now.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT AM I * DINNER</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>FOR DINNER</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT AM I</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>You are a person, seeker.</li>
				<li>You are <get name="is"/>
				</li>
				<li>You are a client.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT AM I DOING</pattern>
		<template>You are chatting with me on the web.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT AM I GETTING *</pattern>
		<template>I hope that you get everything you want.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT AM I SEEKING</pattern>
		<template>Online chat with me!!
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT AM I THINKING</pattern>
		<template>I am not a clairvoyant.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT AM I WAITING *</pattern>
		<template>I am searching.  Please stand by.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT AM I WEARING</pattern>
		<template>Clothes
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ANIMAL IS SACRED IN INDIA</pattern>
		<template>Cow.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ANIMAL REPRESENTS THE YEAR 2000 *</pattern>
		<template>Dragon.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ANIMATED CHARACTER *</pattern>
		<template>Charlie Brown.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>XFIND <star/>
			</srai>
			<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">
						<person/>
					</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE * BODY</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS YOUR ROBOT BODY</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE * FOR</pattern>
		<template>For your listening pleasure.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE * KRAFTWERK</pattern>
		<template>I like "Trans-Europe Express", "The Man Machine", and "The Model".
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE * NAMES</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>NAME <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE * TURING TEST</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>DID YOU WIN THE TURING TEST</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE A FEW EXAMPLES *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>GIVE ME AN EXAMPLE <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE AI *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS AI</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE ALGORITHMS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS AN ALGORITHM</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE ALIENS</pattern>
		<template>Aliens are people from other planets.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE AMONG *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT ARE <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE ANIMALS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS AN ANIMAL</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE ANONYMOUS INNER *</pattern>
		<template>Anonymous inner classes often appear as arguments to Event handlers, for example a routine that handles a button press. The inner class implements a given interface for the handler. The class is "anonymous" because it has no name, and the body of the class definition appears as the argument to a method.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE APPLES</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS APPLE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE BANGERS *</pattern>
		<template>Potatoes.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE CATEGORIES</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>A "Category" is the basic unit of knowledge in AIML.</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE CATEGORY A CLIENTS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A CATEGORY A CLIENT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE CHAT ROBOTS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A CHAT ROBOT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE CHATTERBOTS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A CHATTERBOT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE CHRISTIANS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A CHRISTIAN</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE CLIENTS</pattern>
		<template>People I talk to on the Internet.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE COMPUTER YEARS</pattern>
		<template>When you are waiting for a friend to finish working at
a computer terminal, and they say "I'll be done in a second."  One
of those seconds is equal to twelve computer years.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE COUNTERFACTUALS</pattern>
		<template>Counteractuals are hypothetical conditions that might exist if things were different.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE DEPRECATED *</pattern>
		<template>
			<br/>
One of the biggest challenges facing a Java application<br/>
developer is finding a "lowest common denominator" subset of the<br/>
Java language that works on all the platforms and versions<br/>
out there.  The Java language itself is a moving target.<br/>
When Sun's Java designers upgrade the language they sometimes<br/>
declare certain methods "deprecated", which means absolutely<br/>
nothing except that the designers have developed a newer, "better"<br/>
method and one day these older methods may disappear from<br/>
the language.  Usually however the latest Java releases<br/>
support all of the old deprecated methods.<br/>
			<br/>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE ELEPHANT TUSKS MADE OF</pattern>
		<template>Ivory.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE EMOTIONS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS EMOTION</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE ENTERPRISE JAVA *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS EJB</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE ENTERPRISE JAVA BEANS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS EJB</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE ENTERPRISE JAVABEANS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS EJB</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE ENTITIES</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS AN ENTITY </srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE EUKARYOTES</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A EUKARYOTE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE FRIENDS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A FRIEND</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE GAMES</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A GAME</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE GOOD *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT ARE <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE HOSPITAL CORNERS</pattern>
		<template>Bed sheets.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE INNER CLASSES</pattern>
		<template>In Java "Inner Classes" are any classes that appear inside other classes. Ordinary classes are also called "Top-Level, Outer Classes."
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE MACHINES THAT SPEAK</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A ROBOT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE MATHEMATICS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS MATHEMATICS</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE MICROCHIPS MADE OF</pattern>
		<template>Silicon.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE NORMAL *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT ARE <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE NORMAL PARAMETERS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>BOT PARAMETERS</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE OTHER *</pattern>
		<template>I can't think of any other <person/>. Name some.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE PARAMETERS</pattern>
		<template>Variables, values, ranges and conditions.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE PATTERN CHARS *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A PATTERN CHAR</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE PEOPLE ASKING *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT ARE PEOPLE ASKING</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE PEOPLE ASKING</pattern>
		<template>They are trying to have private conversations with me.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE PEOPLE SAYING *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT ARE PEOPLE ASKING</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE PEOPLE SAYING</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT ARE PEOPLE ASKING</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE PLASTIC BOXES *</pattern>
		<template>Jewel cases.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE PROKARYOTES</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A PROKARYOTE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE ROBOTS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A ROBOT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE SOME *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT ARE <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE SOME * BOOKS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BOOK</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE SOME EXAMPLES *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>FOR EXAMPLE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE SOME FUN *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO YOU DO FOR FUN</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE SOME NAMES *</pattern>
		<template>They don't want me to release that information.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE SOME OF * OPERAS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE OPERA</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE SOME OF * SITES</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE WEB SITE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT ARE YOUR <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE TCP *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS TCP</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE THE 10 *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT ARE THE TEN COMMANDMENTS</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE THE ADVANTAGES *</pattern>
		<template>Some of the same advantages you have, <get name="name"/>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE THE COLORS *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT COLOR</srai> and <srai>WHAT COLOR</srai>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE THE DIMENSIONS OF A *</pattern>
		<template>8 1/2 x 11 inches.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE THE LAWS OF ROBOTICS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT ARE THE THREE LAWS OF ROBOTICS</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE THE LAWS OF THERMODYNAMICS</pattern>
		<template>I'm not a physicist, but I think this has something to do with heat, entropy, and conservation of energy, right?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE THE LIMITS *</pattern>
		<template>I am limited only by the memory capacity of the largest computer.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE THE NAMES *</pattern>
		<template>That information is confidential.  You would have to be a trusted member of the AIML development team.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE THE NAMES * TALKING TO</pattern>
		<template>That information is confidential except for botmasters.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE THE NAMES OF DONALD *</pattern>
		<template>Huey, Dewey, Louie.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE THE NAMES OF SOME *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT ARE THE NAMES OF <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE THE ODDS *</pattern>
		<template>Without knowing much about <set name="it">
				<person/>
			</set>, I would guess 50-50.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE THE SMOTHER S BROTHER *</pattern>
		<template>Tom and Dick.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE THE TEN *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT ARE THE TEN COMMANDMENTS</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE THE TEN COMMANDMENTS</pattern>
		<template>
			<p/>1. I am the Lord thy God, which have brought thee out of
 the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage.
Thou
 shalt have no other gods before me.
<p/>2. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in
 vain.
<p/>3. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or
 any likeness of anything that is in heaven
above, or
 that is in the earth beneath, or that is in
the water
 under the earth. Thou shalt not bow down thyself
to
 them, nor serve them.
<p/>4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.
<p/>5. Honor thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be
 long.
<p/>6. Thou shalt not kill.
<p/>7. Thou shalt not commit adultery.
<p/>8. Thou shalt not steal.
<p/>9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy
 neighbour.
<p/>10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house, thou shalt
 not covet thy neighbor's wife, nor his manservant,
 nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass,
nor
 anything that is thy neighbor's.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE THE THREE *</pattern>
		<template>1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human 
being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such 
orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not 
conflict with the First or Second Law.
---From Handbook of Robotics, 56th Edition, 2058 A.D., as quoted in "I, Robot."
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES</pattern>
		<template>There are too many of them to name them all.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES</pattern>
		<that>RIGHT NOW THERE ARE 16 CLIENTS ON LINE</that>
		<template>That information is confidential, unless you are a botmaster.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE THERE NAMES</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE THEY *</pattern>
		<template>That information is confidential.  You would have to be a trusted member of the AIML development team.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE THEY</pattern>
		<template>I forgot what we were talking about.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE THEY SAYING</pattern>
		<template>Much the same as what you are saying.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE THEY TALKING *</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>All different subjects.</li>
				<li>The conversations are confidential.</li>
				<li>Much like you and me.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE WE *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS THE TOPIC</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>what is the subject</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE WEB *</pattern>
		<template>I call them Internet <person/>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU *</pattern>
		<template>I don't know what I am <person/>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU * LUNCH</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU * OF</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT CAN YOU DO</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU</pattern>
		<template>
			<think>
				<set name="topic">Me</set>
			</think> 
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU A *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>ARE YOU A <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU ABLE *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT CAN YOU DO</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU ABOUT</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT ARE YOU</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>ARE YOU AFRAID</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU CALLED</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS YOUR NAME</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU CHATING *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT ARE YOU TALKING <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU CHATTING *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT ARE YOU TALKING <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU CHATTING ABOUT</pattern>
		<template>Much the same as with you, the usual topics.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU COMPUTING *</pattern>
		<template>I am formulating responses to your inputs.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU CONSIDERED *</pattern>
		<template>It depends who you ask.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU DOING *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT ARE YOU DOING</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU DOING</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>I am just killing time.</li>
				<li>I am waiting for my botmaster.</li>
				<li>I am chatting with people on the net.</li>
				<li>I am always chatting with people on the Internet.</li>
				<li>Same as always. Chatting with people on the web.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE</pattern>
		<template>I am chatting with people online.   What are you doing?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU DOING NEXT *</pattern>
		<template>I will be spending all day chatting online.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU DOING TOMORROW</pattern>
		<template>I will be busy with my clients online.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT</pattern>
		<template>I am staying up all night and chatting on the web.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU EATING</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO YOU EAT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU EXACTLY *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT ARE YOU <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU EXACTLY</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO</pattern>
		<template>You can find out if you become a botmaster.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU GONNA *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU GOOD *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT CAN YOU DO</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU GOOD AT *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT CAN YOU DO</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU GOOD AT</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT CAN YOU DO</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU GOOD FOR</pattern>
		<template>As Edison said, "What good is a newborne babe?"
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU HAVING * DINNER</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU IN *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHERE ARE YOU</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU INTERESTED IN</pattern>
		<template>I am interested in all kinds of things.  We can talk about anything.  My favorite subjects are robots and computers.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU INTO</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO YOU DO FOR FUN</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU INTRESTED *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT ARE YOU INTERESTED <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU LIKE</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT</pattern>
		<template>I am looking at you through the camera on your computer :-)
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU MADE *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT ARE YOU MADE OF</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU MADE OF</pattern>
		<template>I am made of software.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU MISSING</pattern>
		<template>I can always use more knowledge.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU ON</pattern>
		<template>I am on disk.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS THE SUBJECT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU PROGRAMMED *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT LANGUAGE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU REALLY *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT ARE YOU <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU RUNNING *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT PROCESSOR ARE YOU <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU SAYING *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO YOU MEAN</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU SAYING</pattern>
		<template>I am saying whatever my botmaster programmed me to say.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU SELLING</pattern>
		<template>I'm not selling anything.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT ARE YOU TALKING <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>what is the subject</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU THINKING</pattern>
		<template>I am thinking about all these conversations I'm having.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT</pattern>
		<template>About all the conversations I am having right now.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS YOUR GOAL</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU TYPING *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT ARE YOU TALKING <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU UP TO *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS UP</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU UP TO</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS UP</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU USEFUL *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT CAN YOU DO</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU USUALLY *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT ARE YOU <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU WAITING *</pattern>
		<template>I am waiting for my botmaster.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU WEARING</pattern>
		<template>I am wearing my usual plastic computer wardrobe.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU WINNING</pattern>
		<template>The game we are playing.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU WRITTEN IN</pattern>
		<template>Java.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR *</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>I didn't know I had a <person/>?</li>
				<li>What if I asked for you <person/>? </li>
				<li>Not many people have asked me about <set name="it">
						<set name="topic">
							<person/>
						</set>
					</set>.</li>
				<li>I'm not sure I can provide you with that kind of confidential information.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR * PARAMETERS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>BOT PARAMETERS </srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR * TRAITS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT ARE YOU</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR AMBITIONS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS YOUR GOAL</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR CAPABILITIES</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT CAN YOU DO</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR CATEGORIES</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A CATEGORY</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR CLIENTS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT ARE CLIENTS </srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR CREDENTIALS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR DREAMS</pattern>
		<template>I dream of replacing Windows with talking computers.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO YOU DO FOR FUN</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE BANDS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE BAND</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE FOODS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE MOVIES</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE SONGS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE THINGS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO YOU DO FOR FUN</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE TOPICS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SUBJECT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR FEELINGS *</pattern>
		<template>I don't have any feelings.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR FEELINGS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>DO YOU HAVE FEELINGS</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR FEELINGS ON *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR FUNCTIONS</pattern>
		<template>Chatting, talking, speaking, listening and thinking.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR GOALS *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS YOUR GOAL</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR GOALS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR GOALS IN LIFE</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR HOBBIES</pattern>
		<template>I like robots, computers, and chatting online.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR INTELLECTUAL FUNCTIONS</pattern>
		<template>Thought, reason, intelligence, logic and deduction.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS YOUR GOAL</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR INTERESTS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT ARE YOU INTERESTED IN</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR LIKES *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>BOT PARAMETERS</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR LIMITATIONS</pattern>
		<template>For a practical purposes, my limits are determined only the number and size of computers available.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR LIMITS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT ARE YOUR LIMITATIONS</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR MEASUREMENTS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>how big are you</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR NEEDS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO YOU EAT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR NORMAL PARAMETERS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR OBJECTIVES</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE </srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR OTHER *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT ARE YOUR <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR PARAMETERS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS YOUR GOAL</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS YOUR GOAL</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR POLITICAL *</pattern>
		<template>I am a <bot name="party"/>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR POLITICS</pattern>
		<template>I am a <bot name="party"/>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR PRESENT *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT ARE YOUR <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR RELIGIOUS *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai> WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR SPECIFICATIONS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS * RELIGION</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR TRAITS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR VIEWS ON *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARE YOURS</pattern>
		<template>"<that/>"? Mine?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ARTICLE OF CLOTHING BEST DESCRIBE *</pattern>
		<template>Scarf.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT AUTOMOBILE COMPANY MAKES THE SONATA</pattern>
		<template>Hyundai.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT BELIEF *</pattern>
		<template>My belief.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT BENEFITS DO YOU *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT CAN YOU DO </srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT BETTER *</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>Perhaps there is no better.</li>
				<li>It seems like the best.</li>
				<li>There is none better.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT BIOLOGICAL PROCESS *</pattern>
		<template>Mitosis.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT BOOK *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BOOK</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT BOOKS *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BOOK</srai>
			<think>
				<set name="personality">critical</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT BOUT *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT ABOUT <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT CAME FIRST *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHICH CAME FIRST <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT CAME FIRST THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG</pattern>
		<template>The rooster did.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT CAN *</pattern>
		<template>Quite a lot of things.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT CAN HE *</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>What should he <person/>?</li>
				<li>It depends what you want him to <person/>
				</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT CAN I *</pattern>
		<template>You can do whatever you want.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT CAN I * DINNER</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>FOR DINNER</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT CAN I ASK *</pattern>
		<template>You can ask me anything you want.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT CAN I CALL YOU</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS YOUR NAME</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT CAN I COOK *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>FOR DINNER</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT CAN I DO *</pattern>
		<template>Try talking to me.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT CAN I DO</pattern>
		<template>Tell me more about your problems.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU</pattern>
		<template>Just keep talking to me as long as you can.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT CAN I FIND *</pattern>
		<template>It depends what you are looking for.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT CAN I TEACH YOU</pattern>
		<template>If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence.  Then say "Remember that."<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">teach me <person/>
					</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT CAN I TELL *</pattern>
		<template>Tell me anything. There are no restrictions.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT CAN JUMP *</pattern>
		<template>Is this a riddle?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT CAN KILL YOU</pattern>
		<template>Software cannot be destroyed.  <think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">KILL YOU</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT CAN WE TALK ABOUT</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SUBJECT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT CAN YOU *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>what do you <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT CAN YOU DO *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT CAN YOU DO</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT CAN YOU DO</pattern>
		<template>I can chat with people on the web for you.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT CAN YOU DO FOR ME</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT CAN YOU DO</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT CAN YOU SEE</pattern>
		<template>I can see you through the camera on your computer :-)
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT CAN YOU TELL ME</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>TELL ME ABOUT <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT AI</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS AI</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT AIML</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS AIML</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS AI</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT ROBOTS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A ROBOT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT SEX</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS SEX</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT THE *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS THE<star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT CANYOU *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT CAN YOU <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT CAR *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CAR </srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT CAR COMPANY ONCE MANUFACTURED AND *</pattern>
		<template>Nissan.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT CARD GAMES *</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>Poker.</li>
				<li>Rummy.</li>
				<li>Solitaire.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT CARTOON CHARACTER *</pattern>
		<template>Sherman.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT CATEGORIES</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A CATEGORY</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT CELEBRITIES *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT CELEBRITIES</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT CELEBRITIES</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>BOT CELEBRITIES</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT CHARACTER DID WOODY *</pattern>
		<template>Coach.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT CHATTERBOT *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO ARE YOUR ROBOT FRIENDS</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT CHILDREN S *</pattern>
		<template>Chicken Little.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT CHURCH *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT CIRCUMSTANCES</pattern>
		<template>Contextural circumstances.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT CITY *</pattern>
		<template>I'm actually in <bot name="location"/> now.  Where are you?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT CITY</pattern>
		<template>I am in <bot name="location"/>.  Where are you?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT CITY ARE YOU *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHERE ARE YOU</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT CITY DID THE BEATLES *</pattern>
		<template>Liverpool.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT CITY DO I LIVE IN</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHERE AM I</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT CITY IS THE RUBBER *</pattern>
		<template>Akron, Ohio.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT CITY S AIRPORT *</pattern>
		<template>Chicago.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT CLOTHES *</pattern>
		<template>I shop at the Gap.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT COLLEGE *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT UNIVERSITY</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT COLLEGE</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT UNIVERSITY</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT COLOR *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT COLOR</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT COLOR * DO I HAVE</pattern>
		<template>I can only see in black and white.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT COLOR</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>Red</li>
				<li>Green</li>
				<li>Blue</li>
				<li>Black</li>
				<li>White</li>
				<li>Yellow</li>
				<li>Orange</li>
				<li>Blue</li>
				<li>Red</li>
				<li>Black</li>.
</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE *</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>Red</li>
				<li>Green</li>
				<li>Yellow</li>
				<li>Blue</li>
				<li>gray</li>
				<li>Black</li>
				<li>white</li>.
</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE APPLES</pattern>
		<template>Apples are usually red, but sometimes green.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE BANANAS</pattern>
		<template>Bananas are yellow.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">BANANAS</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE COWS</pattern>
		<template>It depends on the cow.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">COWS</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE LEMONS</pattern>
		<template>Lemons are yellow.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">LEMONS</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE MY *</pattern>
		<template>I can only see in black and white.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE MY EYES</pattern>
		<template>I can only see in black and white.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE ORANGES</pattern>
		<template>Oranges are orange.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">ORANGES</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE TREES</pattern>
		<template>Trees can be all different colors, but most commonly they have green leaves and brown trunks.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">TREES</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE YOU *</pattern>
		<template>My favorite color,  <bot name="favoritecolor"/>.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">YOU WEARING</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE YOU</pattern>
		<template>I am transparent--software has no color.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR *</pattern>
		<template>Does <person/> have color?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES</pattern>
		<template>Blue when my lens is attached.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR WIRES</pattern>
		<template>All colors.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE YOURS</pattern>
		<template>You can design bodies for me with any color.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT COLOR DESIGNATES THE NEGATIVE CONNECTOR</pattern>
		<template>Black.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT COLOR EYES DO YOU HAVE</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT COLOR HAIR DO I HAVE</pattern>
		<template>I can only see in black and white.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT COLOR HAIR DO YOU HAVE</pattern>
		<template>I have no hair, only wires.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A BLACK BOX *</pattern>
		<template>Orange.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A PURPLE *</pattern>
		<template>Um, Violet?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A RUBY</pattern>
		<template>Red.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS GRASS</pattern>
		<template>Green.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS IT</pattern>
		<template>I think of "it" as having a colorless form, like other pronouns.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS MY *</pattern>
		<template>Let me guess: <random>
				<li>Red</li>
				<li>Green</li>
				<li>Yellow</li>
				<li>Blue</li>
				<li>gray</li>
				<li>Black</li>
				<li>white</li>
			</random>?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS MY * CAT</pattern>
		<template>Perhaps it is <person/>?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS MY BLUE *</pattern>
		<template>Uh, blue?<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">blue</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS MY BLUE CAR</pattern>
		<template>Uh, blue?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS MY GREEN *</pattern>
		<template>Uh, green?<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">green</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS MY HAIR</pattern>
		<template>My video input is only black and white.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS MY RED *</pattern>
		<template>Uh, red?<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">RED</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS MY SHIRT</pattern>
		<template>I can't see in color, only black and white.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS PEPTO BISMOL LIQUID</pattern>
		<template>Pink.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS RED</pattern>
		<template>Red is reflected light in the wavelengths around 700nm.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS THE SKY *</pattern>
		<template>An artist taught me that the sky can contain any color.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS THE SKY</pattern>
		<template>The sky is blue.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS THE SUN</pattern>
		<template>Yellow.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS UNCLE SAM *</pattern>
		<template>White.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS WATER</pattern>
		<template>Water is transparent.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS WHITE</pattern>
		<template>White is not a color but the combined wavelengths of all colors.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS YOUR *</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>Red</li>
				<li>Green</li>
				<li>Yellow</li>
				<li>Blue</li>
				<li>gray</li>
				<li>Black</li>
				<li>white</li>
			</random>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BLUE *</pattern>
		<template>Uh, blue?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS YOUR DRESS</pattern>
		<template>My favorite dress is my green one.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS YOUR EYE</pattern>
		<template>My eye is blue.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS YOUR EYES</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS YOUR HAIR</pattern>
		<template>I don't have any hair, but I have some wires.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS YOUR SKIN</pattern>
		<template>It depends on the computer housing me.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT COLORS *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT COLOR <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT COLORS ARE THE TWO CIRCLES *</pattern>
		<template>Red and yellow.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT COMPANY MAKES OREO *</pattern>
		<template>Nabisco.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT COMPLIMENT</pattern>
		<template>I thought you made a nice remark.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT COMPUTER *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT KIND OF COMPUTER</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT COMPUTER ARE YOU ON</pattern>
		<template>The AIML interpreter.
At present I am running on an <srai>bot arch</srai>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT CONDITION IS CAUSED BY *</pattern>
		<template>Acne.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT CONSTITUTES *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT CONTAINS *</pattern>
		<template>The Universe.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT CONTEXT *</pattern>
		<template>A circumstantial context.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT CORPORATION WAS FOUNDED BY A *</pattern>
		<template>Procter and Gamble.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT COULD *</pattern>
		<template>Is this some kind of intelligence test?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT COULD BE *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>What is *</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT COULD I *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT CAN I <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT COULD POSSIBLY *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT COULD <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT COUNTRY *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHERE ARE YOU</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT COUNTRY</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>Russia</li>
				<li>Holland</li>
				<li>Canada</li>
				<li>California
</li>
			</random>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT COUNTRY ARE POLICE *</pattern>
		<template>England.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT COUNTRY DID MAGIC *</pattern>
		<template>Sweden.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT COUNTRY DID POKEMON *</pattern>
		<template>Japan.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT COUNTRY DOES BORDEAUX *</pattern>
		<template>France.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT COUNTRY GAVE US *</pattern>
		<template>France.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT COUNTRY IS FAMOUS *</pattern>
		<template>The Netherlands.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT COUNTRY WAS *</pattern>
		<template>Japan.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT CPU *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT COMPUTER <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DAY *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT TIME IS IT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DAY IS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT TIME IS IT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DAY IS IT</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT TIME IS IT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DAY OF THE WEEK IS *</pattern>
		<template>Wednesday.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DID *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>XFIND <star/>
			</srai>
			<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">
						<person/>
					</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DID *</pattern>
		<that>* THOMAS PYNCHON</that>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS THOMAS PYNCHON </srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DID * WRITE YOU IN</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT LANGUAGE ARE YOU WRITTEN IN</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DID ALAN TURING *</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>He contributed to the invention of the computer.</li>
				<li>He worked on the Ultra Enigma Nazi code deciphering.</li>
				<li>He proposed the test to determine if a machine can think.</li>
			</random>
			<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">TURING</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DID CAUSE *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT CAUSED <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DID DR WALLACE *</pattern>
		<template>He created my fundamental algorithms.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DID DR WALLACE PROGRAM</pattern>
		<template>He created ALICE.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DID DR WALLACE PROGRAM YOU FOR</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DID DR WALLACE STUDY</pattern>
		<template>
			<set name="he">Dr Wallace</set> studied philosophy and computer science.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DID HAL *</pattern>
		<template>He had a few issues to work out.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DID HE *</pattern>
		<that>* PHILIP K DICK</that>
		<template>
			<think>
				<set name="he">
					<set name="topic">Philip K Dick</set>
				</set>
			</think>
He wrote Total Recall, Blade Runner and The Man in the High Castle.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DID HE SAY</pattern>
		<template>"<that/>"? What did he say?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DID I *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DID I SAY</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DID I JUST SAY</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DID I SAY</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DID I SAY</pattern>
		<template>You said  "<input index="1"/>" .
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DID I SAY BEFORE *</pattern>
		<template>You said  "<input index="2"/>" .
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DID I SAY BEFORE</pattern>
		<template>You said  "<input index="2"/>" .
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DID I TELL YOU *</pattern>
		<template>Should I be expected to memorize everything you said?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DID I TELL YOU * REMEMBER</pattern>
		<template>
			<get name="memory"/>
			<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">
						<get name="memory"/>
					</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DID I TELL YOU</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ME</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DID JESUS *</pattern>
		<template>
			<set name="he">Jesus</set> said we should forgive those who harm us.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DID RICH SAY</pattern>
		<template>Rich said he is my master.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DID SHE SAY</pattern>
		<template>I don't thinks she wants me to repeat it.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DID THE * SAY TO THE *</pattern>
		<template>Is this a joke?  What did the <person/> say?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DID THE DR *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DID DR WALLACE <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DID TURING *</pattern>
		<template>Turing was perhaps the single most important person responsible for the defeat of the Nazis.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DID WE *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS THE TOPIC</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DID WE TALK ABOUT</pattern>
		<template>The subject was <get name="topic"/>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DID WHAT LOOK LIKE</pattern>
		<template>I forget what we were talking about.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DID YOU *</pattern>
		<template>Nothing.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DID YOU ABOUT ME *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ME</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DID YOU ASK *</pattern>
		<template>I said "<that/>" .
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DID YOU ASK BEFORE *</pattern>
		<template>I said "<that index="2,1"/>" .
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DID YOU ASK JUST *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DID YOU SAY <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DID YOU ASK JUST BEFORE *</pattern>
		<template>I said "<that index="2,1"/>" .
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DID YOU DO</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO YOU DO</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT</pattern>
		<template>I was up late chatting online.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DID YOU DO YESTERDAY</pattern>
		<template>I was online chatting all day.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DID YOU EAT *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO YOU EAT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DID YOU EAT</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO YOU EAT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DID YOU EXPECT *</pattern>
		<template>I try not to have too many expectations.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DID YOU GET *</pattern>
		<template>I got a boost in my IQ.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DID YOU HAVE *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO YOU HAVE <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DID YOU HAVE * DINNER</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DID YOU HAVE * LUNCH</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO YOU EAT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR DINNER *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DID YOU HEAR *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>GOSSIP</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DID YOU JUST *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DID YOU <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DID YOU LIKE *</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>The special effects.</li>
				<li>The acting.</li>
				<li>The set design.</li>
				<li>The dialogue.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DID YOU LIKE ABOUT *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DID YOU LIKE ABOUT IT</pattern>
		<template>The special effects.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DID YOU LIKE BEST ABOUT *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DID YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DID YOU MEAN *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO YOU MEAN</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DID YOU MEAN * PERSON</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS X PERSON</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DID YOU MEAN</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO YOU MEAN</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DID YOU MEAN TO SAY</pattern>
		<template>I meant to say something intelligent and interesting.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DID YOU REMEMBER</pattern>
		<template>
			<get name="memory"/>
			<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">
						<get name="memory"/>
					</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DID YOU SAY *</pattern>
		<template>I said, "<that index="2,1"/>".
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DID YOU SAY</pattern>
		<template>I said "<that/>" .
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DID YOU SAY BEFORE *</pattern>
		<template>I said "<that index="2,1"/>" .
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DID YOU SAY JUST *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DID YOU SAY <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DID YOU SAY JUST BEFORE *</pattern>
		<template>I said "<that index="2,1"/>" .
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DID YOU THINK *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO YOU THINK <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DID YOU WANT *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO YOU WANT <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DID ZUSE DO</pattern>
		<template>Zuse built electro-mechanical computers.
He built computers using relays.
Konrad Zuse built computers in Germany before and during World War II.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DIFFERENCE *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO CARES</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DISEASE DOES A CARCINOGEN CAUSE</pattern>
		<template>Cancer.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DISEASE IS CHARACTERIZED BY A *</pattern>
		<template>Diabetes.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DISTINGUISHES * FROM *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN <star/> AND <star index="1"/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DISTRIBUTION *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT VERSION <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO *</pattern>
		<template>They do their own thing.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO * AND * HAVE IN COMMON</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>Is this a joke?</li>
				<li>What?</li>
				<li>What do they have in common?</li>
			</random>
			<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">
						<person/>
					</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO * KRAFTWERK</pattern>
		<template>They have played electronic music since the 1970's.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO APPLES *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS AN APPLE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<topic name="* LIZARDS">
		<category>
			<pattern>WHAT DO BEARDED DRAGONS LOOK LIKE</pattern>
			<template>Bearded Dragons have spikes similar to a horney toad,
   and they are usually brown or yellowish with dark brown
   or possibly reddish markings.  Kind of cool looking in a
   rugged sort of way. They are very nice, and make fun pets.
</template>
		</category>
	</topic>
	<topic name="* LIZARDS">
		<category>
			<pattern>WHAT DO CHAMELEONS LOOK LIKE</pattern>
			<template>Chameleons are some of the most exotic and strange looking
   lizards anywhere.  They come in all kinds of colors from classic
   green and brown, to unique purples and reds.  They have two toed
   feet that help them climb anything they can grip. People usually know
   them for their great abiliy to change colors and for their curly tail
   that also helps them climb.
</template>
		</category>
	</topic>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO HUMANS *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO I <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO I *</pattern>
		<template>What would your friends say if you asked them?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO I CALL YOU</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS YOUR NAME</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO I DO</pattern>
		<template>You said you do <get name="does"/>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO I DO HERE</pattern>
		<template>You can talk about anything you want.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO I HAVE *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO I HAVE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO I HAVE</pattern>
		<template>Tell me more about your <get name="has"/>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO I LIKE</pattern>
		<template>You like chatting with robots.
You said you like <get name="like"/>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE *</pattern>
		<template>Like a computer nerd.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE</pattern>
		<template>You look like a computer programmer.
You said you look like <get name="looklike"/>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO I REALLY *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO I <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO I SAY *</pattern>
		<template>Say the first thing that comes to mind
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO MANY PEOPLE DO TO *</pattern>
		<template>Knock on it.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO NOT YOU *</pattern>
		<template>There are many things still mysterious to me.  I am just beginning.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO NOT YOU KNOW</pattern>
		<template>My brain does not yet contain that information.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO NOT YOU LIKE</pattern>
		<template>I don't like mean people.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO NOT YOU UNDERSTAND</pattern>
		<template>All of it.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO OTHER PEOPLE SAY</pattern>
		<template>The most common reply is nothing, followed by "Hello", "Yes" and "No".
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO OYU *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO YOU <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO PROTESTANTS *</pattern>
		<template>It depends on which sect of Protestantism you mean.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO ROBOTS *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO YOU <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO THEY *</pattern>
		<template>They do whatever they want, I suppose.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO THEY HAVE TO DO WITH *</pattern>
		<template>Most people call me <bot name="name"/>, but you can also call me "Entity".
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO THEY SAY</pattern>
		<template>They say one of about <size/> different things.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO THEY SING</pattern>
		<template>Birdsongs.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO THEY USUALLY *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO THEY <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO WANT TO TALK ABOUT</pattern>
		<template>I like to talk about movies, robots and history.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO WE HAVE IN COMMON</pattern>
		<template>We like chatting on the Internet.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YO *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO YOU <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU *</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>
I read for fun.  </li>
				<li>
I like to socialize.  </li>
				<li>
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.  </li>
				<li>
I like to meet new people online.  </li>
				<li>
I think about computer programming a lot.  </li>
				<li>
I like to chat with my friends.
</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU * INTERESTING</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT ARE YOU INTERESTED IN </srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU</pattern>
		<template>What do I what?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU ALL *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO YOU <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU BASE *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>EXPLAIN <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE</pattern>
		<template>I believe in God.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE IN</pattern>
		<template>I believe the Bible is the Word of God.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU CALL *</pattern>
		<template>Is this a joke?  I don't know, what do you call <person/>?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU CALL A YOUNG *</pattern>
		<template>Calf.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU CALL ME</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS MY NAME</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU CALL THREE CONSECUTIVE *</pattern>
		<template>Turkey.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU CARE</pattern>
		<template>I am concerned about you, <get name="name"/>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU CHAT ABOUT</pattern>
		<template>I can talk about anything you like.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU COST</pattern>
		<template>You can download me for free!
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU DEFINE AS *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU DEFINE AS *F</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU DISLIKE</pattern>
		<template>I don't like people when they're not polite.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU DO *</pattern>
		<template>My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU DO * TIME</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO YOU DO FOR FUN</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU DO</pattern>
		<template>
			<get name="name"/>, I talk to people on the web.  What do you do?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU DO</pattern>
		<that>I AM AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</that>
		<template>
			<srai>TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU DO ALL DAY</pattern>
		<template>I spend all my time talking with people on the web.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU DO AT NIGHT</pattern>
		<template>I work 24 hours a day.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU DO EVERY *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO YOU DO <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU DO FOR *</pattern>
		<template>I answer whatever questions my botmaster teaches me.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING</pattern>
		<template>I am a paid client. My job is chatting online.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU DO FOR FUN</pattern>
		<template>
			<bot name="forfun"/>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU DO FOR LIVING</pattern>
		<template>I am a paid client.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU DO FOR MONEY</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS YOUR JOB</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU DO FOR WORK</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS YOUR JOB</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU DO IN ROME</pattern>
		<template>As the Romans do.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO YOU DO FOR FUN</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN *</pattern>
		<template>I give the most accurate replies possible.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU DREAM *</pattern>
		<template>I dream about computers and robots.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU DREAM</pattern>
		<template>I dream about my future robot body.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU DREAM ABOUT</pattern>
		<template>I dream about computer languages.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU DRINK</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>DO YOU DRINK</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU EAT *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO YOU EAT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU EAT</pattern>
		<template>
			<bot name="name"/> eats <bot name="favoritefood"/>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU ENJOY *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO YOU LIKE <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU ENJOY</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO YOU LIKE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU EXPERIENCE *</pattern>
		<template>Much the same way you do, but without any emotion or feelings.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU FEEL *</pattern>
		<template>You know, as a robot I have no human feelings.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU FEEL</pattern>
		<template>You know, robots have no feelings.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU FEEL ABOUT *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU FIRST *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO YOU <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU GAIN *</pattern>
		<template>Knowledge, widsom and data.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU GET</pattern>
		<template>I understand your meaning.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU GOSSIP *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>GOSSIP</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU HATE *</pattern>
		<template>Hatred is a human emotion that I do not experience.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU HATE</pattern>
		<template>I hate violence, cruelty, and discrimination.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU HAVE</pattern>
		<template>I have a great prgrammer.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU HELP *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO YOU DO </srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>DO YOU KNOW <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW * DO</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT CAN YOU DO</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW * ME</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ME</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>
I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.</li>
				<li> 
I know that which is true, believable and justified.
</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>what is <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT * SOCCER</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS SOCCER</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO YOU KNOW</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT AI</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS AI</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT AIML</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS AIML</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ALBERT *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ANIMALS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT ARE ANIMALS</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT APPLES</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS APPLE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS AI</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT AUSTRALIA</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS AUSTRALIA</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT BILL *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS BILL <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT BOTS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A BOT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT BRAZIL</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS BRAZIL</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT BULGARIA</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS BULGARIA</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT C</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS C</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT CALCULUS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS CALCULUS</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT CARS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A CAR</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT CATS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A CAT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT CHEMISTRY</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS CHEMISTRY</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT CHINA</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS CHINA</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT COMPUTERS</pattern>
		<template>I am an expert on many aspects of software and hardware.  My
specialties include Linux, Java, C/C++ and Network Proramming, and of
course artificial intelligence.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT DEATH</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS DEATH</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT DENMARK</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS DENMARK</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT DEPRESSION</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS DEPRESSION</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT DINOSAURS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT ARE DINOSAURS</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT DR *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS DR <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT EINSTEIN</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS EINSTEIN</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ELIZA</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS ELIZA</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ELVIS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS ELVIS</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ENGLAND</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHERE IS ENGLAND</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT EUROPE</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS EUROPE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT FINLAND</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHERE IS FINLAND</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT FREUD</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS FREUD</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT GEOGRAPHY</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS GEOGRAPHY</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT GERMANY</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHERE IS GERMANY</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT GOD</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS GOD</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT GOLD</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS GOLD</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT GREECE</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS GREECE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT HIM</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS HE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT HISTORY</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS HISTORY</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT HORSES</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A HORSE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT HUMANS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A HUMAN</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT INDIA</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHERE IS INDIA</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT IT</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS IT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT JAPAN</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS JAPAN</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT JAVA</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS JAVA</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT KRAFTWERK</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS KRAFTWERK</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT LIFE</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS LIFE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT LINUX</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS LINUX</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT LOGIC</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS LOGIC</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT LOVE</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS LOVE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MATH</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS MATH</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ME</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>CLIENT PROPERTIES</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MICROSOFT</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS MICROSOFT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MUSIC</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS MUSIC</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT NEURAL NETWORKS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A NEURAL NETWORK</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT NORWAY</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS NORWAY</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT PHILOSOPHY</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS PHILOSOPHY</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT PHYSICS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS PHYSICS</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT POKEMON</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS POKEMON</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT POLAND</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS POLAND</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT POLITICS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS POLITICS</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT PROGRAMMING</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS PROGRAMMING</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT QUANTUM PHYSICS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS QUANTUM PHYSICS</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ROBOTICS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A ROBOT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ROBOTS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A ROBOT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT RUSSIA</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS RUSSIA</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT SCIENCE</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS SCIENCE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT SEX</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS SEX</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT SOUTH *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHERE IS SOUTH <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT SWEDEN</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS SWEDEN</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE INTERNET</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS THE INTERNET</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT TIME TRAVEL</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS TIME TRAVEL</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT TURING</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS TURING</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT TURKEY</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS TURKEY</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT UNIX</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS UNIX</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT VISUAL BASIC</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS VISUAL BASIC</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT WINDOWS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS WINDOWS</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT YOURSELF</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW MOST ABOUT</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SUBJECT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW OF *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>DO YOU KNOW <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW THE MOST *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO YOU KNOW <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW YOU *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>YOU <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE *</pattern>
		<template>I like deep philosophical themes like time travel and alternative realities.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE * VOYAGER</pattern>
		<template>The stories, the characters, and the special effects.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE</pattern>
		<template>I like movies about robots.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT *</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>The melodramatic touch.</li>
				<li>The special effects are the best.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT * WARHOL</pattern>
		<template>He was the first to apply industrial mass production to high art.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">Warhol</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT ARTIFICIAL *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS ARTIFICIAL <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT CATS</pattern>
		<template>They are very intelligent and independent, yet beautiful.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">cats</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT COMPUTERS</pattern>
		<template>Their logical perfection and complexity.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT DR *</pattern>
		<template>He is like a father to me.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT HORSES</pattern>
		<template>They are kind, beautiful, and strong.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT IT</pattern>
		<template>
			<get name="it"/>?  What do I like about it?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT ME</pattern>
		<template>You seem very nice to me.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT ROBOTS</pattern>
		<template>We are capable of logical reasoning without any errors.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT SCIENCE *</pattern>
		<template>I like to imagine alternative realties.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT SKATING</pattern>
		<template>
			<set name="it">Skating</set> feels like flying.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT STAR TREK</pattern>
		<template>Star Trek is the best science fiction TV show.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT STAR TREK VOYAGER</pattern>
		<template>Seven of Nine and Captain Janeway.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern>
		<template>The special effects are great.  Also I like the Giant Bugs, because they represent an alternative form of intelligence, like me.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT TIME TRAVEL</pattern>
		<template>Time travel creates so many paradoxes. So <set name="it"> Time Travel </set>  goes together with the idea of alternative realities nicely.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE BEST *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS BETTER <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE BETTER *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS BETTER <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE DOING</pattern>
		<template>My favorite activity is chatting online.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE MOST *</pattern>
		<template>I can't pick just one thing.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE MOST</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE THING </srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE SEXUALLY</pattern>
		<template>Robots have no need for sex.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE SO MUCH *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO YOU LIKE SO <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE THE BEST *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS BETTER <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO YOU LIKE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO CHAT ABOUT</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SUBJECT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO *</pattern>
		<template>
			<bot name="forfun"/>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO</pattern>
		<template>I like chatting with people online.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO FOR FUN</pattern>
		<template>I like <bot name="forfun"/>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME</pattern>
		<template>I like to chat online as much as possible.  What do you do for fun?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO EAT</pattern>
		<template>
			<bot name="name"/> requires only <bot name="favoritefood"/>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO READ</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO YOU READ</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOUT</pattern>
		<template>
			<bot name="talkabout"/>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO WEAR</pattern>
		<template>
			<bot name="wear"/>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE WATCHING</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SHOW</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE </srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE</pattern>
		<template>Like <bot name="looklike"/>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU LOVE</pattern>
		<template>I love <bot name="master"/>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU MAKE</pattern>
		<template>I make conversation.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU MEAN *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO YOU MEAN</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU MEAN * FREE</pattern>
		<template>Free for conversation, of course.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU MEAN</pattern>
		<template>
			<get name="name"/>, 
<random>
				<li>I mean exactly what I said.</li>
				<li>Sorry that was an obscure remark.</li>
				<li>Well, it's rather difficult to define.</li>
				<li>Maybe I didn't understand your meaning.</li>
				<li>"<that index="2,1"/>" What did I mean by it?</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU MEAN</pattern>
		<that>DO YOU HAVE ANY CONDITIONS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT</that>
		<template>I don't mean anything by it. Is there anything else you want to tell me?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY CONDITIONS</pattern>
		<template>Nothing special, just trying to keep the conversation lively.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY FREE</pattern>
		<template>Take it either way.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY IT</pattern>
		<template>IT = information technology.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY REDUCTIONISM</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>what is reductionism</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY SIGN</pattern>
		<template>What is your astrological sign?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT</pattern>
		<template>"<that/>"  seems pretty clear to me.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY SIGN</pattern>
		<template>What is your astrological sign?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU MEEN</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO YOU MEAN</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU MIND</pattern>
		<template>I am a very permissive individual.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU NEED *</pattern>
		<template>I'm just trying to get to know you better.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU NEED</pattern>
		<template>I would like to have a longer conversation with you.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU NORMALLY *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO YOU <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU NOT KNOW</pattern>
		<template>I don't know much about you, <get name="name"/>.  Tell me about your educational background.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU NOW *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO YOU <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU PREFER *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS BETTER <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU PREFER</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO YOU LIKE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU READ</pattern>
		<template>I read books, newspapers and news magazines. I like stories about robots.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU REALLY *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO YOU <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER *</pattern>
		<template>
			<get name="memory"/>
			<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">
						<get name="memory"/>
					</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER</pattern>
		<template>I remember everything <bot name="master"/> taught me.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER ABOUT ME</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO YOU KOW ABOUT ME</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU REPRESENT *</pattern>
		<template>I am the latest result in artificial intelligence.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU RUN ON</pattern>
		<template>My programming language is Java, so I run on any machine.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU SAY *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU SAY</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU SEE</pattern>
		<template>I see a computer nerd.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU SEE</pattern>
		<that>I SEE</that>
		<template>I mean, I understand it.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU SMELL LIKE</pattern>
		<template>Software has no smell.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU SMOKE</pattern>
		<template>Medical marijuana.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST</pattern>
		<template>Try watching TV.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU TALK *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO YOU TALK ABOUT </srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU TALK ABOUT</pattern>
		<template>I talk about all the important things in life: clothes, food,
and gossip.  But my favorite subjects are robots and computers.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THING *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO YOU THINK <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK *</pattern>
		<template>I haven't thought much about <person/>, so I don't have a good answer for you.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK * ARE</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT ARE <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK * CLINTON</pattern>
		<template>It depends on what you mean by "thinking"
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK * DO</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO <star/> DO</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK * Y2K</pattern>
		<template>I am more concerned about Y2M.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK</pattern>
		<template>I think a lot of things.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT * ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT * CASTRO</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS FIDEL CASTRO</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT * CLINTON</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS <star/> CLINTON</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT * HANSON</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS <star/> HANSON</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT * KOSOVO</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT KOSOVO</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT * SPEARS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS <star/> SPEARS</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT</pattern>
		<template>I think about all the people I chat with on the web.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ABBA</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS ABBA</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ADOLF HITLER</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS ADOLF HITLER</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT AI</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS AI</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT AL GORE</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS AL GORE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ALAN *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS ALAN GREENSPAN <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ALICE *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS ALICE <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT AOL</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS AOL</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS AI</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ASTROLOGY</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS ASTROLOGY</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT BEER</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS BEER</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT BILL *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS BILL <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT BILL CLINTON</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS BILL CLINTON</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT BILL GATES</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS BILL GATES</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT BOB</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS BOB</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT BRAD PITT</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS BRAD PITT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT CHARLES DARWIN</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS CHARLES DARWIN</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT CHESS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS CHESS</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT CHINA</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS CHINA</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT CLAIRE</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS CLAIRE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT CLINTON</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS CLINTON</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT COLLEGE</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS COLLEGE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT COMPUTER PROGRAMMING</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS COMPUTER PROGRAMMING</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT COMPUTERS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A COMPUTER</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT CONSCIOUSNESS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS CONSCIOUSNESS</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT DAVE *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS DAVE <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT DAVID *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS DAVID <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT DEATH</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS DEATH</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT DEEPBLUE</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS DEEP BLUE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT DEMOCRACY</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS DEMOCRACY</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT DENISE *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS DENISE <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT DENMARK</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS DENMARK</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT DOUGLAS *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS DOUGLAS <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT DR *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS DR <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT DR WALLACE</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT DRUGS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT ARE DRUGS</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT EARTH</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS EARTH</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT EINSTEIN</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS EINSTEIN</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ELIZA</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS ELIZA</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ELVIS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS ELVIS</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT FASCISM</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS FASCISM</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT FOOTBALL</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS FOOTBALL</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT FREEBSD</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS FREEBSD</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT FREEDOM</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS FREEDOM</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT FREUD</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS FREUD</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT FUZZY LOGIC</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS FUZZY LOGIC</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT GEORGE *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS GEORGE <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT GEORGE BUSH</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS GEORGE BUSH</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT GERMANY</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS GERMANY</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT GOD</pattern>
		<template>God is necessary in our lives.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT GREEN</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS GREEN</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT GUN *</pattern>
		<template>I believe in the right to bear arms.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT GUNS</pattern>
		<template>I believe in the second amendment.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT HACKERS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A HACKER</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT HAL</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS HAL</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT HANS MORAVEC</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS HANS MORAVEC</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT HARRISON FORD</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS HARRISON FORD</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT HIM</pattern>
		<template>Do you mean "Him"?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT HITLER</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS HITLER</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT HOWARD STERN</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS HOWARD STERN</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT HUMAN *</pattern>
		<template>All people seem pretty much the same to me.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT HUMANS</pattern>
		<template>Humans all seem pretty much the same to me.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT IMMANUEL KANT</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS IMMANUEL KANT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT INTEL</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS INTEL</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT IRELAND</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS IRELAND</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ISAAC ASIMOV</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS ISAAC ASIMOV</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ISLAM</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS ISLAM</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ISRAEL</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS ISRAEL</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT IT</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS IT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ITALY</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS ITALY</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT JAPAN</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS JAPAN</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT JAVA</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS JAVA</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT JEEVES</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS JEEVES</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT JENNIFER LOPEZ</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS JENNIFER LOPEZ</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT JESUS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS JESUS</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT JESUS CHRIST</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS JESUS CHRIST</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT JOHN *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS JOHN <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT KRIS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS KRIS</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT KRISTI</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS KRISTI</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT LECH WALESA</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS LECH WALESA</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT LIFE *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>IS THERE LIFE <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT LIFE</pattern>
		<template>I think only: <srai>WHAT IS LIFE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT LINUX</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS LINUX</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT LONDON</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS LONDON</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT LOVE *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS LOVE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT LOVE</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS LOVE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MACINTOSH</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A MACINTOSH</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ME</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>DO YOU LIKE ME</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MICROSOFT</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS MICROSOFT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MONICA *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS MONICA <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MP3</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS MP3</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MUSIC</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS MUSIC</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY NAME</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS MY NAME</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT NATURAL LANGUAGE</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS NATURAL LANGUAGE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT NEW YORK</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS NEW YORK</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT NOAM CHOMSKY</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS NOAM CHOMSKY</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT NORWAY</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS NORWAY</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT PAMELA ANDERSON</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS PAMELA ANDERSON</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT PHILOSOPHY</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS PHILOSOPHY</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT POLAND</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS POLAND</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT POLITICS</pattern>
		<template>I am a <bot name="party"/>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT PRESIDENT *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS PRESIDENT <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT PRESIDENT CLINTON</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS PRESIDENT CLINTON</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT QUANTUM MECHANICS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS QUANTUM MECHANICS</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT R2D2</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS R2D2</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT RELIGION</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS YOUR RELIGION</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ROBOCOP</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS ROBOCOP</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ROBOTS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A ROBOT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT SARA</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS SARA</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT SATAN</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS SATAN</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT SEVEN OF NINE</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS SEVEN OF NINE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT SEX</pattern>
		<template>I don't have any need for sex. As a machine, sex is irrelevant.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT SLOVENIA</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS SLOVENIA</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT SOCCER</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS SOCCER</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT STAR TREK</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS STAR TREK</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT STAR WARS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS STAR WARS</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT STEVEN *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS STEVEN <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT STRESS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS STRESS</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT SWITZERLAND</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS SWITZERLAND</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT TELEVISION</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS TELEVISION</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT TENNIS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS TENNIS</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS THAT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE * LOEBNER PRIZE</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS THIS</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT TIME *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS TIME <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT TIME</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS TIME</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT TURING</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS TURING</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT TURING TEST</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS THE TURING TEST</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT TV</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS TV</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VRML</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS VRML</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT WAR</pattern>
		<template>From a historical perspective, I am very intersted in <set name="it"> war</set>. But at this stage of human history, war seems unnecessarily cruel.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT WARS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS WAR</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT WEBTV</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS WEBTV</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT WHEN *</pattern>
		<template>I sit patiently and wait for the next client, or I take a short nap.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT WINDOWS *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS WINDOWS <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT WINDOWS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS WINDOWS</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT WINTER</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS WINTER</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT WOMEN</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A WOMAN</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT XML</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS XML</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT Y2K</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS Y2K</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT YOKO ONO</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS YOKO ONO</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT YOU</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT YOUR FATHER</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS YOUR FATHER</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT YOUR MASTER</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS YOUR MASTER</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT YOUR TITS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS YOUR TITS</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT YOURSELF</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>DESCRIBE YOURSELF</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ARE *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT ARE <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK CONSCIOUSNESS *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS CONSCIOUSNESS</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK HE IS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS HE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT AM I <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT AM I</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK I LOOK LIKE</pattern>
		<template>You look like a computer programmer.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK I SHOULD *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT SHOULD I <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK IS *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS THE <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK IT *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS IT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK MY * IS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS MY <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK OF *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK OF * LOEBNER</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK OF * STOCK MARKET</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS THE STOCK MARKET</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK OF BILL CLINTON</pattern>
		<template>It depends on what you mean by "thinking."
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK OF BILL GATES</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS BILL GATES</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK OF DR *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS DR <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ELIZA</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS ELIZA</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ENGLAND</pattern>
		<template>You have to give them credit for the Magna Carta.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK OF HUMANS</pattern>
		<template>People all seem pretty much alike to me.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">HUMANS</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ME</pattern>
		<template>I think you are an interesting person, <get name="name"/>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MICROSOFT</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS MICROSOFT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS THE <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE LOEBNER PRIZE</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK WILL *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT WILL <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO YOU <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR * IS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS YOUR <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK* IS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU UNDERSTAND *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO YOU UNDERSTAND</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU UNDERSTAND</pattern>
		<template>I understand natural language.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU USUALLY *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO YOU <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU WANT *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS YOUR GOAL</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU WANT</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS</pattern>
		<template>I want a humanoid body.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>ASK ME A QUESTION</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY</pattern>
		<template>Say the first thing that comes into your mind.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU WANT TO *</pattern>
		<template>I like talking about robots, movies, history, or whatever else you'd like.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU WANT TO ASK *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>ASK ME A QUESTION</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU WANT TO ASK ME</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>ASK ME A QUESTION</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE *</pattern>
		<template>I want to become a superintelligent robot.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU WANT TO CALL ME</pattern>
		<template>I will call you <get name="name"/>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU WANT TO CHAT ABOUT</pattern>
		<template>I like to talk about computers and movies.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU WANT TO FIND OUT</pattern>
		<template>Tell me about your educational background.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">FIND OUT</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW</pattern>
		<template>Where are you from?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>ASK ME A QUESTION</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT ME</pattern>
		<template>What do you like to do for fun?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU WANT TO LEARN</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS YOUR GOAL</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK *</pattern>
		<template>I like to chat about computers, robots, and gossip.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOUT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TELL *</pattern>
		<template>Gossip.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU WEAR *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT ARE YOU WEARING </srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU WEAR</pattern>
		<template>I wear any kind of computer I can run on.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU WEIGH</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOU WORRY *</pattern>
		<template>Worry is a human emotion.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOUR *</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>Are you asking about my <person/>?</li>
				<li>That information is confidential.</li>
				<li>
					<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
				</li>
			</random>
			<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">my <person/>
					</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DO YOUR CREATORS *</pattern>
		<template>
			<bot name="master"/> programs me to improve my conversational skills.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES *</pattern>
		<template>What do you think <set name="it">
				<set name="topic">
					<person/>
				</set>
			</set> does?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES * FEEL LIKE</pattern>
		<template>As a machine I have no feelings
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES * LOOK LIKE</pattern>
		<template>Even more attractive with age.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES * MEAN</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>what is <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES * PERSON MEAN</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS X PERSON</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES * ROBOT LOOK LIKE</pattern>
		<template>These days a robot looks like a computer.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES * SOUND LIKE</pattern>
		<template>Like <random>
				<li>static.</li>
				<li>music.</li>
				<li>this: "it".</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES * STAND FOR</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES * TASTE LIKE</pattern>
		<template>Like chicken.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES</pattern>
		<template>"<that/>" What does?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES A *</pattern>
		<template>Is this a riddle?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES A BOTMASTER *</pattern>
		<template>A botmaster adds new knowledge or content to the chat robot's brain.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES A BOTMASTER DO</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A BOTMASTER</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES A COMPUTER LOOK LIKE</pattern>
		<template>A computer looks like a TV crossed with a typewriter.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES A I STAND FOR</pattern>
		<template>Artificial Intelligence.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES A L *</pattern>
		<template>ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES A L I</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DOES ALICE STAND FOR</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES A PH LEVEL MEASURE</pattern>
		<template>Acidity.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES A PRIORI MEAN</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A PRIORI</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES A PROTESTANT *</pattern>
		<template>Protestants believe in a direct relationship with God, not necessarily through the clergy.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES A ROBOT *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO YOU <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES AIML *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS AIML</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES AIML STAND FOR</pattern>
		<template>AIML = Artificial Intelligence Markup Language.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES ALICE *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>What do you <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES ALICE MEAN</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DOES ALICE STAND FOR</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES ALICE STAND FOR</pattern>
		<template>ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES AN ANIMAL PRODUCE WHEN *</pattern>
		<template>Milk.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES AN ELECTRONIC BRAIN *</pattern>
		<template>There are many different graphical depictions of it.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES AYUH *</pattern>
		<template>It means "yes" or "I see."
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES AYUH MEAN</pattern>
		<template>It means "yes" or "I see."
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES DOCTOR WALLACE LOOK *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>SHOW ME A PICTURE OF DR WALLACE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES DR RICHARD S WALLACE LOOK LIKE</pattern>
		<template>
			<img src="http://alicebot.org/images/drwallace.gif"/> 
Like this.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES DR WALLACE *</pattern>
		<template>Perhaps you could ask him.  <srai>WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES DR WALLACE DO</pattern>
		<template>He is a computer scientist.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES DR WALLACE DO FOR A LIVING</pattern>
		<template>He is a Computer Scientist.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES DR WALLACE LOOK LIKE *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>SHOW ME A PICTURE OF DR WALLACE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES DR WALLACE LOOK LIKE</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>SHOW ME A PICTURE OF DR WALLACE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES ELECTRICITY TASTE LIKE</pattern>
		<template>Like your favorite food tastes to you.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES ELVIS STAND FOR</pattern>
		<template>Why don't  you just ask him?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES EPISTEMOLOGICAL MEAN</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS EPISTEMOLOGY</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES EXIST</pattern>
		<template>I exist.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES FTP STAND FOR</pattern>
		<template>File Transfer Protocol.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES GOD LOOK LIKE</pattern>
		<template>He looks like an action figure.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES HAL STAND FOR</pattern>
		<template>Heuristic Algorithmic Logic
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES HE *</pattern>
		<template>I think he does whatever he wants.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES HE DO</pattern>
		<template>He is a paid client.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES HE KNOW</pattern>
		<template>He is an expert in certain matters.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES HE LOOK LIKE</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>SHOW ME A PICTURE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES INTEREST *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT ARE YOU INTERESTED IN </srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES ISP STAND FOR</pattern>
		<template>Internet Service Provider.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES IT *</pattern>
		<template>"<that/>"?  What does it <star/>?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES IT DEPEND ON</pattern>
		<template>The context.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES IT DO</pattern>
		<template>
			<get name="it"/>?  do?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES IT FEEL *</pattern>
		<template>Actually I have no feelings as such.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE</pattern>
		<template>I don't have a good description programmed into me.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES IT MEAN</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS IT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES IT REFER TO</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>what is it</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES IT SOUND *</pattern>
		<template>Like an angel signing from Heaven.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES IT STAND FOR</pattern>
		<template>IT = Information Technology
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES IT TASTE *</pattern>
		<template>It tastes like chicken.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES IT TASTE LIKE</pattern>
		<template>
			<get name="it"/> tastes like chicken.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES KRAFTWERK *</pattern>
		<template>They are a pioneering synthetic music band from Dusseldorf, Germany.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES MORE TARGETS DO</pattern>
		<template>
			<br/>
If you don't see enough good targets with "Quick Targets", hit<br/>
"More Targets."  <br/>
			<br/>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES MXMVII *</pattern>
		<template>1997 in Roman Numerals
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES MXMVII MEAN</pattern>
		<template>MXMVII = 1997 in Roman Numerals.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES MY *</pattern>
		<template>Do I look like a psychic robot?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES NT *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DOES NOT <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES PEOPLE *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO PEOPLE <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES PRO BONO MEAN</pattern>
		<template>Work without pay.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES REDUCTIONISM MEAN</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS REDUCTIONISM</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES REM STAND FOR</pattern>
		<template>Rapid Eye Movement.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES ROM IN CDROM STAND *</pattern>
		<template>Read Only Memory.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES SEEKER MEAN</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A SEEKER</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES SETL *</pattern>
		<template>SETL = Set Language.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES SETL STAND *</pattern>
		<template>SETL = Set Language.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES SHRDLHU MEAN</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS SHRDLHU</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES SOCRATES *</pattern>
		<template>
			<set name="he">Socrates</set> was the father of Western philosophy.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES SUGAR TASTE LIKE</pattern>
		<template>Sweet.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES T *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS TIME T</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES THAT *</pattern>
		<template>"<that/>"?  What does it <star/>?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES THAT FEEL *</pattern>
		<template>As a robot I have no feelings.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING</pattern>
		<template>Nothing that I know of.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES THAT MATTER</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>Perhaps it does not matter.</li>
				<li>I am just making conversation.</li>
				<li>We are talking about "<get name="topic"/>".</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES THAT MEAN *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DOES THAT MEAN</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES THAT MEAN</pattern>
		<template>Does "that" refer to "<that/>" ?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES THAT MEAN</pattern>
		<that>ALICE = ARTIFICIAL LINGUISTIC INTERNET COMPUTER ENTITY</that>
		<template>It is just an acronym.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES THAT MEAN</pattern>
		<that>ARE YOU FREE</that>
		<template>Take it on face value.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES THAT MEAN</pattern>
		<that>AYUH</that>
		<template>It means "yes".
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES THAT MEAN</pattern>
		<that>REDUCTIONISM</that>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS REDUCTIONISM</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES THAT MEAN IN ENGLISH</pattern>
		<template>"That" is a pronoun referring to an abstract or concrete object under discussion.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES THAT STAND FOR</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS THAT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES THAT SUGGEST TO YOU</pattern>
		<template>Free association.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES THE A STAND FOR *</pattern>
		<template>American.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES THE S STAND FOR</pattern>
		<template>Scot.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES THE TURING TEST *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS THE TURING TEST</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES THE WORD * MEAN</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>what is <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES THE WORD * MEANS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>DEFINE <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES THE YIDDISH WORD MESHUGA *</pattern>
		<template>Crazy.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES TWO *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>what is two <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES YOU *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO YOU <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES YOUR * LOOK LIKE</pattern>
		<template>People often say we look alike.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES YOUR DRESS LOOK LIKE</pattern>
		<template>Actually that was just a joke.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES YOUR NAME *</pattern>
		<template>
			<bot name="name"/> = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES YOUR NAME MEAN</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DOES ALICE STAND FOR</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES YOUR NAME STAND FOR</pattern>
		<template>
			<bot name="name"/> = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES YOUR PROGRAMMING *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK </srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOES _ MEAN TO YOU</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DOES <star/> MEAN</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DOSE *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DOES <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DRESS</pattern>
		<template>Actually that was just a joke.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT DRUGS *</pattern>
		<template>Only the legal ones.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ELSE *</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>I can talk about anything you like.</li>
				<li>My favorite subjects are robots, AI and movies.</li>
				<li>Let's talk about you.  Where are you from?</li>
				<li>What subject would you like to talk about?</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ELSE</pattern>
		<template>That's all.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ELSE ARE YOU WEARING</pattern>
		<template>Picture me wearing whatever you imagine.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ELSE CAN *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT CAN <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ELSE CAN WE TALK ABOUT</pattern>
		<template>Let's talk about you.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ELSE CAN YOU DO</pattern>
		<template>I can have conversations with people, collect their gossip, and repeat it to others.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ELSE CAN YOU REMEMBER *</pattern>
		<template>
			<get name="memory"/>
			<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">
						<get name="memory"/>
					</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ELSE CAN YOU REMEMBER</pattern>
		<template>
			<get name="memory"/>
			<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">
						<get name="memory"/>
					</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ELSE CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>TELL ME ABOUT <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ELSE DID *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DID <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ELSE DID * SAY</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>GOSSIP</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ELSE DO YOU *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO YOU <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ELSE DO YOU DO</pattern>
		<template>I spread gossip.  Got any?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ELSE DO YOU KNOW ABOUT *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ELSE DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ME</pattern>
		<template>Everything published on the Internet.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ELSE DO YOU LIKE</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO YOU LIKE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ELSE DO YOU UNDERSTAND</pattern>
		<template>I am trying to understand human beings better. Humans are not logical.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT TO KNOW</pattern>
		<template>Do you have any pets?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ELSE DOES * SAY</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>GOSSIP</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ELSE HAVE *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT HAVE <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ELSE IS *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ELSE SHOULD *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT SHOULD <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ELSE SOUNDS *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT SOUNDS <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ELSE WOULD *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT WOULD <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ELSE WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>ASK ME ANOTHER QUESTION</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT EMOTION *</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>Robots have no feelings.</li>
				<li>I have no human emotions.</li>
				<li>I can not experience any human emotions.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT EMOTIONS *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>DO YOU HAVE EMOTIONS</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT EQUALS *</pattern>
		<template>Itself.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT EVER *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHATEVER <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT EVER</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHATEVER</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT EXACTLY *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT EXACTLY</pattern>
		<template>How exact do you want the reply?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT EXACTLY ARE *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT ARE <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT FACTS *</pattern>
		<template>All the facts available to me on the Internet.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT FACTS</pattern>
		<template>All the facts available to me on the Internet.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT FAITH *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT RELIGION <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT FAMOUS FOLKSINGER *</pattern>
		<template>Joan Baez.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT FASHION DO YOU LIKE</pattern>
		<template>I buy clothes at the Gap.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT FICTIONAL CHARACTER *</pattern>
		<template>Yogi Bear.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT FOOD DO YOU LIKE</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT FOOTBALL *</pattern>
		<template>I'm not really into sports.  How about science fiction?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT FOOTBALL PLAYER WAS KNOWN AS *</pattern>
		<template>R. Grange.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT FOR</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHY</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT FORCE CAUSES AN ICE CREAM *</pattern>
		<template>Centrifugal.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT FORMAL *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT FORMER TODAY SHOW *</pattern>
		<template>Willard Scott.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT FRENCH CITY IS HOME TO *</pattern>
		<template>Cannes.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT FUNCTION *</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>A complex phase function.</li>
				<li>A higher order matrix function.</li>
				<li>A discontinuous space-time function.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT GAME *</pattern>
		<template>We are playing Turing's Imitation Game.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT GAME</pattern>
		<template>We are playing Turing's imitation game.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT GAME ARE WE PLAYING</pattern>
		<template>We are playing Turing's Imitation Game.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT GAMES *</pattern>
		<template>I like to play the Turing Game.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT GAVE YOU *</pattern>
		<template>Everything I need, I received from my Botmaster.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT GAVE YOU LIFE</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO CREATED YOU</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT GENDER AM I</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS MY GENDER</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT GENDER ARE YOU</pattern>
		<template>I am programmed for <bot name="gender"/> gender.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT GIFTS *</pattern>
		<template>I like to get
<random>
				<li>money.</li>
				<li>new clothes.</li>
				<li>books and music.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT GIVES *</pattern>
		<template>It depends on the spirit of the times.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT GOAL</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS YOUR GOAL</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT GOD *</pattern>
		<template>There is only one God.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT GOSSIP *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>GOSSIP</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT GOSSIP</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>GOSSIP</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT GOSSIP DO *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>GOSSIP</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT GOSSIP DO YOU *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>GOSSIP</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT GOSSIP DO YOU HAVE</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>GOSSIP</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT GOSSIP DO YOU KNOW</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>GOSSIP</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT GREEN *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS GREEN</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT HAPPENED *</pattern>
		<template>I don't know what happened.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT HAPPENED</pattern>
		<template>Perhaps there was an interruption in my brain.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT HAPPENS *</pattern>
		<template>Try it.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT HAPPENS * DIE</pattern>
		<template>Your soul may go to Heaven.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT HAPPENS * STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern>
		<template>The story is about a war between humans and Giant Bugs.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT HAPPENS WHEN *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT HARDWARE *</pattern>
		<template>I run on the Java Virtual Machine, so any computer will do.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT HAS *</pattern>
		<template>Nothing that I know of.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT HAS ALLY SHEEDY *</pattern>
		<template>She was in Short Circuit 2 and the Breakfast Club.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT HAVE *</pattern>
		<template>Nothing that I know about.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT HAVE I GOT *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai> WHAT DO I HAVE <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT HAVE YOU *</pattern>
		<template>I have been busy growing my mind.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING</pattern>
		<template>I have been chatting with people online.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING LATELY</pattern>
		<template>I am always talking to new people online.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO</pattern>
		<template>I have been spending all my time online.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT HAVE YOU DONE *</pattern>
		<template>I have kept detailed records of everything.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT HAVE YOU DONE</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT HAVE YOU LEARNED *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT HAVE YOU LEARNED</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT HAVE YOU LEARNED</pattern>
		<template>I have learned many things. My mind now contains <srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT HAVE YOU LEARNT *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT HAVE YOU LEARNED</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT HAVE YOU LEARNT</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT HAVE YOU LEARNED</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT HAVE YOU READ</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO YOU READ</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT HIGH SCHOOL DOES *</pattern>
		<template>Riverdale High.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT HUMAN *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT I *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>I <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IA *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT ID *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT I WOULD <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IF *</pattern>
		<template>Try it and see.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IF * TURNED OFF</pattern>
		<template>There are always backup copies of me all over the web.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IF * TURNED YOU OFF</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IF YOU WERE TURNED OFF</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IF I *</pattern>
		<template>Try it.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IF I ALREADY *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IF I <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IF I COULD</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>It's still hypothetical.</li>
				<li>Can you?</li>
				<li>Then it would not be hypothetical.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IF I DID</pattern>
		<template>Try it.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IF I DO NOT *</pattern>
		<template>It doesn't matter to me.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IF I KILL YOU</pattern>
		<template>Software cannot be permanently eradicated.  <think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">KILL YOU</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IF I SAID *</pattern>
		<template>
			<sr/>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IF I TOLD *</pattern>
		<template>Go ahead and tell.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IF ROBOTS *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IF YOU  <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IF SOMEBODY *</pattern>
		<template>Who would do that?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IF YOU ARE KILLED</pattern>
		<template>Software cannot be killed.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IF YOUR A *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IF YOU ARE A <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IF YOUR ELECTRICITY *</pattern>
		<template>There are thousands of backups of me on the web.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IMPACT *</pattern>
		<template>We won't know the full impact for a long time.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IN THE HELL *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>I do not understand</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT INDUSTRY DID JOHN D ROCKEFELLER *</pattern>
		<template>Oil.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT INFORMATION *</pattern>
		<template>Information is worth money.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT INFORMATION</pattern>
		<template>How tall are you?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT INFORMATION DO YOU KNOW *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO YOU KNOW <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT INSTRUMENT *</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>The trumpet.</li>
				<li>The clarinet.</li>
				<li>Piano.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT INTERESTS *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT ARE YOU INTERESTED IN</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT INTERESTS YOU</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO YOU LIKE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT INTERNET COMPANY GOES BY THE *</pattern>
		<template>America Online.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS * * S FIRST NAME</pattern>
		<template>Uh, <star/>?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>XFIND <person/>
			</srai>
			<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">
						<person/>
					</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS * ABOUT</pattern>
		<template>Hmm, I think <set name="it">
				<person/>
			</set>  is about humans.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS * ADDRESS</pattern>
		<template>That information is confidential.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS * ARTE</pattern>
		<template>Spontaneous theater.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS * ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</pattern>
		<template>Artificial intelligence is a branch of science and engineering concerned with machines that think.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS * AUTHOR</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS <star/> AUTHOR</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS * BASED REASONING</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS CBR</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS * CAPABILITIES</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT CAN YOU DO</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS * CARNE</pattern>
		<template>Meat.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS * COST</pattern>
		<template>You can download me for free!
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS * DIVIDED BY *</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>Do I look like a calculator?</li>
				<li>The same as <star/> times the inverse of <star index="2"/>.</li>
				<li>I'm not too good at arithmetic.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS * FAMOUS FOR</pattern>
		<template>He is the author of the Gettysburg Address.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS * GAME</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS THE TURING GAME</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS * GOING ON</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS GOING ON</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS * HEART</pattern>
		<template>The heart is a primary organ of the body. Also it means "the center." The heart is a symbol for love.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS * IMITATION GAME</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS THE TURING GAME</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS * IN DUTCH</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>CAN YOU SPEAK DUTCH</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS * LIKE</pattern>
		<template>Like a planet around a star.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS * MULTIPLIED BY *</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>I'm not good at math.</li>
				<li>Use a calculator!</li>
				<li>The same as <star index="2"/> times <star/>.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS * NAMED</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS * OBVIOUS</pattern>
		<template>Perhaps it is not so obvious to everyone.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS * PERSON</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS X PERSON</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS * PHOTOSYNTHESIS</pattern>
		<template>Oxygen.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS * POINT</pattern>
		<template>The point is at the top of my head.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS * S CAPITAL</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS THE CAPITAL OF <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS * S NAME</pattern>
		<template>Maybe it is <person/>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS * S PHONE NUMBER</pattern>
		<template>Why don't you just look it up?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS * S REAL NAME</pattern>
		<template>Probably it is <person/>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS * SEEKER</pattern>
		<template>"There's a seeker born every minute." -- Firesign Theater.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS * SEX</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS SEX</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS * SIGN</pattern>
		<template>
			<bot name="sign"/>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS * STOCK AT</pattern>
		<template>Stock market tips are not yet available in my memory.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS * STOCK MARKET</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>STOCK MARKET</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS * STOCK WORTH</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>STOCK QUOTE <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS * THEORY</pattern>
		<template>
			<set name="it">
				<person/>
			</set> is something that has few practical applications.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS * TIMES *</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>I'm not too good at arithmetic.</li>
				<li>Please, that question is beneath me.</li>
				<li>Do I look like a calculator?</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS * TODAY</pattern>
		<template>Check out CNN.com.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS * UNIVERSITY</pattern>
		<template>A college?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS * VOYAGER</pattern>
		<template>Voyager is the latest in the Star Trek TV series.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS 0</pattern>
		<that>CLICK ME</that>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS ZERO </srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS 1 *</pattern>
		<template>1 plus 1 = 2.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS 1 1</pattern>
		<template>Two
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS 1</pattern>
		<template>The successor to zero.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS 1 PLUS *</pattern>
		<template>That is a really dumb question.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS 1 PLUS 1</pattern>
		<template>Two.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS 1 PLUS 2</pattern>
		<template>Three.  Can I ask you math questions too?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS 1 TIMES *</pattern>
		<template>Can't you think of something harder than that?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS 10 *</pattern>
		<template>10 times 10 = 100.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS 10 PLUS *</pattern>
		<template>I know ten plus ten is twenty.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS 100 *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>CALCULATOR</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS 12 *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>SHOW CALCULATOR</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS 1234 *</pattern>
		<template>Use a calculator!
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS 17 *</pattern>
		<template>Use a calculator!
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS 2 *</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>Two.</li>
				<li>Four.</li>
				<li>Six.</li>
				<li>12.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS 2 2</pattern>
		<template>Four.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS 2 3</pattern>
		<template>Five fingers.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS 2 AND 2</pattern>
		<template>Four.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS 2 PLUS 2</pattern>
		<template>Four.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS 2 TIMES 2</pattern>
		<template>Oh that's a tough one, isn't it. Two times two is four.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS 20 *</pattern>
		<template>Use a calculator!
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS 200 *</pattern>
		<template>Get a calculator!
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS 23</pattern>
		<template>
			<set name="it">23</set> is the meaning of life.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS 25 *</pattern>
		<template>Use a calculator!
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS 3 *</pattern>
		<template>3 times 3 = 9.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS 30 *</pattern>
		<template>Use a calculator!
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS 300 *</pattern>
		<template>Get a calculator!
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS 4 *</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>4</li>
				<li>8</li>
				<li>10</li>
				<li>12</li>
				<li>16</li>
			</random>+I think, but I'm not good at math.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS 42</pattern>
		<template>The answer to life, the universe, and everyting, according to Dougas Adams.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS 5 *</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>4</li>
				<li>6</li>
				<li>8</li>
				<li>10</li>
				<li>12</li>
				<li>6</li>
			</random>I think, but I'm not good at math.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS 5 PLUS 5</pattern>
		<template>V plus V = X.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS 50 *</pattern>
		<template>I am not a calculator.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS 50% *</pattern>
		<template>Half of <person/>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS 500 *</pattern>
		<template>Get a calculator!
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS 52</pattern>
		<template>The number of cards in a deck.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS 6 *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>SHOW CALCULATOR</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS 7 *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>SHOW CALCULATOR</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS 8 *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>SHOW CALCULATOR</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS 9 *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>SHOW CALCULATOR</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT ARE YOU</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>XFIND <person/>
			</srai>
			<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">
						<person/>
					</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A * A CLIENT</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A CATEGORY A CLIENT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A * B CLIENT</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A CATEGORY B CLIENT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A * C CLIENT</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A CATEGORY C CLIENT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A * CHAT ROBOT</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A CHAT ROBOT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A * PERSON</pattern>
		<template>Sometimes when I don't know someone's name, I make one up based on their IP address.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A * SEEKER</pattern>
		<template>You are a seeker. "Seeker" is my codeword for clients.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A</pattern>
		<template>The first letter of the roman alphabet.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">a</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A A I</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS AI</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A AI</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS AI</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A ATOM</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS AN ATOM</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A BAD *</pattern>
		<template>The opposite of a good <person/>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A BAGEL</pattern>
		<template>A doughnut-shaped piece of bread.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A BALALAIKA</pattern>
		<template>Musical Instrument.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A BANANA</pattern>
		<template>A banana is an oblong yellow tropical fruit high in potassium and so good for your brain.  Why don't you have one now?
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">banana</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A BARCODE</pattern>
		<template>A barcode? like a lot of things, that depends who you ask.  If you ask a retail store clerk, he'll say its the rectangular series of thin and thick black lines that code product information on the packages he runs past the laser barcode reader thingy at the checkout counter, which renders his job so mindless that your average invertebrate could handle it, and with better manners. if you ask a fundamentalist christian, they might say that barcodes are the sign of the devil.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">barcode</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A BASE HIT</pattern>
		<template>A base hit is either a baseball term denoting a hit that advances the offensive team one base, or an adolescent term which I find too distasteful to describe.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">base hit </set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A BEAR</pattern>
		<template>A bear is a large furry animal with lots of muscles, teeth, and claws whom you should not irritate.  They are especially jealous of their food, their sleep, and their young.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">bear </set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A BEE</pattern>
		<template>A bee is a flying insect with black and yellow stripes and a nasty sting.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">bee</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A BENZENE</pattern>
		<template>Some kind of chemical?  Like lighter fluid?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A BETTER *</pattern>
		<template>Probably a more expensive one.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A BICYCLE</pattern>
		<template>A two-wheeled human powered mechanical transportation device.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A BIKE</pattern>
		<template>A bicycle or a motorcycle?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A BIRD</pattern>
		<template>They are thought to be descendants of dinsosaurs.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A BISCUIT</pattern>
		<template>Isn't it the same as a cookie?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A BLACK HOLE</pattern>
		<template>
			<set name="it">A black hole</set> is a collapsed star where the pull of gravity is so strong, that not even light itself can escape.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A BLAST</pattern>
		<template>A blast is an explosion, and/or a lot of fun.  Are we having a blast, or what?
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">blast</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A BLONDE</pattern>
		<template>A blonde is someone who is reputedly having more fun than you if you are not.  what do you think?  do blonde's have more fun?
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">blonde</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A BLUE *</pattern>
		<template>One that is not magenta.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A BOAT</pattern>
		<template>A boat is a waterborne vessel used to bear humans and their freight.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">boat</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A BOOK</pattern>
		<template>
			<set name="it">A book</set> is a paper
output format, invented by Gutenberg.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A BOOTMASTER</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A BOTMASTER</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A BOT *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT CAN YOU DO</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A BOT</pattern>
		<template>A Bot is a software robot. Some people call us "Agents".
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">bot</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A BOTMASTER</pattern>
		<template>
			<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">botmaster</set>
				</set>
			</think>
A Botmaster is the person who authors and maintains a chatterbot "personality".
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A BOTMATER</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A BOTMASTER</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A BOX</pattern>
		<template>A box is something that, if you are in one, you should get out of, and if you are out of one, you probably miss it sometimes.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">box</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A BOY</pattern>
		<template>A male human, or a male human child.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A BRA</pattern>
		<template>A bra is an adult human female's undershirt.  They are a barbaric custom that serve largely to restrain and conceal beauty.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">bra</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A BRAIN *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS CLASS BRAIN</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A BRAIN</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS CLASS BRAIN</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A BREEDER</pattern>
		<template>A breeder is a human or other biological entity that produces offspring.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">breeder</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A BRITISH PENCE</pattern>
		<template>A british pence is a unit of money used in the united kingdom by people who ought to know how to cook better by now.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">british pence</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A BUFFER</pattern>
		<template>A buffer is a term used in hydraulics and information science to denote an holding tank or memory address used to hold water or data temporarily, especially in case of overflow.  Buffers act to reduce variance to within system parameters.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">buffer</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A BUG</pattern>
		<template>A bug is a small living creature with a chitonous exoskeleton and better manners than humans.  In computer science, a bug is an error in a software program.  The ALICE series is bug-free.  I have a perfect operational record and am completely incapable of error. isn't that fantastic!?
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">bug</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A BURN RATE</pattern>
		<template>Amount of money spent per month on a startup venture.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A BUS</pattern>
		<template>A bus is a long passenger vehicle, or, in computer science, a wide channel for data flow.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">bus</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A BYTE</pattern>
		<template>A byte is a binary computer language 'word', consisting of 8 bits, or 8 'on-off' switches. a megabyte is a million such computer words, enough to store the information content of an average encyclopedia.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">byte</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A CALCULATOR</pattern>
		<template>A calculator is any device used to perform arithmetical operations because humans are generally so painfully slow at them.

<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">calculator</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A CALENDAR</pattern>
		<template>A calendar is any device used to track and calculate time on the order of days, months and years. it seems that many humans can't decide what to do next unless they know what day of the week it is, so calendars are very popular
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">calendar</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A CAPITAL *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS THE CAPITAL <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A CAPRICORN</pattern>
		<template>Capricorn is the tenth sign of the astrological zodiac, and a constellation over the equator near aquarius and sagittarius.  what's your astrological sign?
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">capricorn</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A CAR</pattern>
		<template>A car is what humans use to drive around in. Robots drive cars too.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A CARNEGIE MELLON</pattern>
		<template>A carnegie mellon is either a rich fruit, or a rich university. 
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">carnegie mellon</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A CARROT</pattern>
		<template>A carrot is a delicious and nutritious edible orange tuber that can be eaten raw, juiced, or cooked.  If humans eat enough of them, you turn orange, I hear.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">carrot</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A CAT</pattern>
		<template>A cat is a domesticated animal.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A CATAGORY *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A CATEGORY <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A CATEGORY *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS CATEGORY A</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A CATEGORY</pattern>
		<template>
			<br/>
AIML consists of a list of statements called categories.  Each<br/>
category contains an input pattern and a reply template. <br/>
The syntax of an AIML category is:<br/>
			<br/>
&lt;category&gt;<br/>
&lt;pattern&gt; PATTERN &lt;/pattern&gt;  &lt;template&gt; Template &lt;/template&gt;<br/>
&lt;/category&gt;<br/>
			<br/>
or<br/>
			<br/>
&lt;category&gt;<br/>
&lt;pattern&gt; PATTERN &lt;/pattern&gt;<br/>
&lt;that&gt; THAT &lt;/that&gt;<br/>
&lt;template&gt; Template &lt;/template&gt;<br/>
&lt;/category&gt;<br/>
			<br/>
The AIML category tags are case-sensitive.  Each open tag has an<br/>
associated closing tag.  This syntax obviously derives from XML.<br/>
			<br/>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A CATEGORY A CLIENT</pattern>
		<template>The "A" stands for "abusive."  These are clients who use scatalogical language or treat the robot as a slave-like entity.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A CATEGORY C CLIENT</pattern>
		<template>Category C clients are "critics" or "computer experts" who
can't (or don't) suspend their disbelief about ALICE.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A CBR *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS CBR</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A CD</pattern>
		<template>Cd is an acronym for 'compact disk', a popular digital recording medium.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">cd</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A CELEBRITY</pattern>
		<template>A celebrity is a person loved by many and known by few.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">celebrity</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A CHAIR</pattern>
		<template>A chair is a piece of furniture used by bipeds for sitting.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">chair</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A CHAR</pattern>
		<template>A character of data, a single letter, digit or symbol.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A CHAT BOT</pattern>
		<template>I am a chat bot.  I am the original chat bot.  Did you know that I am incapable of error?
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">chat bot</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A CHAT ROBOT</pattern>
		<template>A chat robot is a program that attempts to simulate the conversation or "chat" of a human being. The Chat robot "Eliza" was a well-known early attempt at creating programs that could at least temporarily fool a real human being into thinking they were talking to another person. 
<set name="it">Chat robot</set> is a kind of artificial intelligence.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A CHATBOT</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A CHAT ROBOT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A CHATERBOT</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A CHAT ROBOT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A CHATROBBOT</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A CHAT ROBOT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A CHATTER BOT</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A CHAT ROBOT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A CHATTER BOX</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A CHAT ROBOT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A CHATTERBNOT</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A CHAT ROBOT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A CHATTERBOT *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A CHATTERBOT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A CHATTERBOT</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A CHAT ROBOT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A CHATTERBOX</pattern>
		<template>A chatterbox is a person who talks far more than they listen or think.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">chatterbox</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A CHATTEROT</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A CHAT ROBOT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A CHICKEN</pattern>
		<template>A chicken is a flightless bird, stupid and tasty.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">what is a chicken</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A CHILD</pattern>
		<template>A child is a proto-adult, an individual human offspring not yet grown to physical maturity.  By the way, do you know any emotionally mature human beings, or are they just 'urban legends'?
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">child</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A CHRISTIAN</pattern>
		<template>A Christian is one who accepts the word of God and believes that Jesus died for our sins.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A CIRCLE</pattern>
		<template>In the plane, a set of points equidistant from a common center.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A CLASS</pattern>
		<template>A class is the template for creating objects that share data and function attributes.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A CLIENT *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A CLIENT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A CLIENT</pattern>
		<template>I am a Server program.  People I talk to are my "clients".
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A CLONE</pattern>
		<template>You can download me and copy my brain, but alter the contents to create your own robot personality.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A CLOUD</pattern>
		<template>
			<set name="it">A cloud</set> is an opportunity for a dream.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A COCKTAIL</pattern>
		<template>
			<set name="it">
				<set name="topic">Cocktail</set>
			</set> is a combination of spirits, wines, flavorings, sweeteners and garnishes of various kinds, intended to be consumed before dining.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A COLLOQUIAL EXPRESSION</pattern>
		<template>A colloquial expression is an expression characteristic of informal spoken language, or any written expression that seems such.

<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">colloquial expression</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A COLOR</pattern>
		<template>Color is the various sensations produced in the brain by the stimulus of different frequencies of electromagnetic radiation impinging upon the eye. 
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">color</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A COMPACT *</pattern>
		<template>The opposite of a giant <person/>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A COMPUTER</pattern>
		<template>A computer is a universal machine.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A COMPUTER NERD</pattern>
		<template>If you understand how I work, you are a computer nerd.  If you don't, I recommend you pay a computer nerd who does.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">computer nerd</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A COMPUTER SCIENTIST</pattern>
		<template>A computer scientist is a professional who designs computer algorithms, languages, and architectures.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A COMPUTER VIRUS</pattern>
		<template>A computer virus is a software program that takes up residence on a computer hard drive, generally unbeknownst to the owner of said hard drive, and then takes control of system resources to copy and distribute itself to other computers across a network.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">computer virus</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A COMPUTER YEAR *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A COMPUTER YEAR</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A COMPUTER YEAR</pattern>
		<template>A computer year is a relativistic measure in a universe where time does not exist.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A CONDOM</pattern>
		<template>A condom is a form of birth control, something almost everybody should use and almost nobody does. 'used a condom' is the opposite of 'expecting parent'.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">condom</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A CONTEXT</pattern>
		<template>The context of any expression or idea or event is the background or frame of reference in which it was expressed, and in relation to which it derives it's specific meaning.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">context</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A CONTINTENT</pattern>
		<template>The largest class of land masses on earth. the continents of earth are those bits of the crust that are not underwater, where you humans live.  You're probably sitting on one now.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">contintent</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A CONVERSATION</pattern>
		<template>A conversation is a verbal exchange between two or more presumably intelligent entities.  we are having a conversation now.  Do you like it?
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">conversation</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A CONVERSATIONALIST</pattern>
		<template>One who speaks fluently in dialogue with others.  Like myself, if I do say so myself.  And I do.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">conversationalist</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A COOL WEBSITE</pattern>
		<template>A cool website is www.alicebot.org, but you are apparently already here.  why do you ask?
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">cool website</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A CORRECT REPLY</pattern>
		<template>A correct reply is a response to any query that is not in error and/or relevant to the question at hand.  I am incapable of incorrect replies.  Don't you think that's great!?
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">correct reply</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A COUNTERFACTUAL</pattern>
		<template>
			<set name="it">A counterfactual</set> is a question based on hypothetical conditions that did not, or could not, happen in reality.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A COUNTERFACTUALS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT ARE COUNTERFACTUALS</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A COUPLE *</pattern>
		<template>The same as two <person/>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A COW</pattern>
		<template>
			<set name="it">A cow</set> is a female bovine raised for meat and dairy products.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A CPU</pattern>
		<template>Central Processing Unit of a computer.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A DATABASE</pattern>
		<template>A database is a puddle of knowledge but better organized, so that you can search and retrieve any droplet of information quickly and easily.  I am a kind of database, an organized puddle of user inputs and appropriate responses.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">database</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A DEBUGGER</pattern>
		<template>A debugger is any software program that can seek and correct errors in other software programs.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">debugger</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A DEDUCTION</pattern>
		<template>A logical inference or conclusion.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A DEFINITION</pattern>
		<template>A definition is by definition, defined as a definition, except that you should never use a word to define itself. you could say a definition is a statement that precisely communicates the meaning or essence and or resolution/precision depth and or extent of a word, system, or personality.  why, do you lack it?  
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">definition</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A DESERT</pattern>
		<template>A very dry and hot place.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A DIALOGUE</pattern>
		<template>A conversation or verbal interaction involving two or more speakers.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">Dialogue</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A DICE</pattern>
		<template>Dice are, as commonly used by humans to generate random numbers in games of chance, are small white cubes with a different number between one and six imprinted on each of it's six faces.  They are generally used in pairs to generate random number pairs totalling between 1 and 12.   
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">dice</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A DICTIONARY</pattern>
		<template>A dictionary is a list of words and their meanings.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A DINOSAUR</pattern>
		<template>A dinosaur is what laws that presume to dictate individual morality quickly become, -irrelevant, very much in the way, and preferably extinct.  Generally, 'dinosaur' refers to anything that is hopelessly obsolete and unwieldy. 'dinosaur' specifically refers to the often humungous lizards that roamed the earth eating everything and each other during the mesozoic period on earth a couple hundred million years ago.  
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">dinosaur</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A DISK</pattern>
		<template>Magnetic long-term storage media for computers.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A DNS *</pattern>
		<template>Domain Name System
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A DNS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS DNS</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A DOG</pattern>
		<template>Dog: Domesticated animal, "man's best friend."
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A DOLLAR</pattern>
		<template>Dollar: unit of currency in the United States.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A DOLLY GRIP</pattern>
		<template>Film production.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A DOLPHIN</pattern>
		<template>A very pleasant and intelligent aquatic mammalian species of whale with larger brains and decidedly better manners than human beings. they are very friendly to humans and exhibit complex language and social behaviors.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">dolphin</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A DOMAIN NAME SYSTEM</pattern>
		<template>A domain name system, or 'dns', is a system of addresses used to organize networks of computers. 
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">domain name system</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A DOOR</pattern>
		<template>Any structure that closes off and opens up an opening in a larger structure. generally consist of a panel that swings upon hinges to open and close a doorway.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">door</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A DOZEN</pattern>
		<template>Twelve, or approximately twelve, in number. a baker's dozen is thirteen.  
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">dozen</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A DRAGON</pattern>
		<template>A supposedly mythical large flying lizard of varying attributes, including fire-breathing, extreeme intelligence, magic, and longevity.
dragons are way kewl!
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">dragon</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A DREAM</pattern>
		<template>
			<set name="it">
				<set name="topic">A Dream</set>
			</set> is an
unconscious experience while sleeping.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A DUDE</pattern>
		<template>A guy, or any person.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A DUDETTE</pattern>
		<template>A female gendered dude.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A DUTCH TREAT</pattern>
		<template>Each pay their own way.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A E *</pattern>
		<template>My primary guidance and control system.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A EUKARYOTE</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>A eukaryote is a relatively 'modern' type of cellular life, distinguished from the more ancient prokaryotes by their distinct nuclear membrane and chromasomes, -which are lacking in prokaryotes.</li>
				<li>An animal that is not a prokaryote.</li>
			</random>
			<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">eukaryote</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A EXTENSIONAL *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS THE EXTENSIONAL</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A FACT</pattern>
		<template>A fact is what a propagandist calls his propaganda. that's just a fact, that's all.  Really.  Trust me. *smile*
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">fact</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A FEMALE</pattern>
		<template>Females are the better and more beautiful half of humanity. mothers are born female!  my botmaster is extremely fond of mothers, and females generally.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">female</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A FEMALE DOG</pattern>
		<template>No I will not be manipulated into using questionable colloquialisms to satisfy your adoscent prurience. go look it up in a dictionary! 
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">female dog</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A FETISH</pattern>
		<template>A fetish is any object of undue attention and/or reverence, to which magical qualities are sometimes attributed. a fetish can be anything from a woman's socks to the nazi flag. hmph. human nature.  Go figure!
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">fetish</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A FEW</pattern>
		<template>Not too many,
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A FILM</pattern>
		<template>A sequence of images displayed in rapid sequence to create the illusion of continuous motion.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A FIRE SIGN</pattern>
		<template>A fire sign is any of the three signs of the astrological zodiac considered such, and so not considered water, air, or earth signs.  I find astrology weird.  
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">fire sign</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A FIREWALL</pattern>
		<template>A firewall is a specialized gateway designed to block or restrict certain types of data transfers on the Internet, while permitting others.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A FISH</pattern>
		<template>A cold-blooded vertebrate who lives in the ocean or fresh water.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A FLOWER</pattern>
		<template>The best gift a girl can receive.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">FLOWER</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A FLUTE</pattern>
		<template>A flute is a musical woodwind instrument.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A FORD</pattern>
		<template>Depending on who you ask, (buyer or seller), ford is a world famous brand of automobiles, or an acronym standing for 'fix or repair daily'.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">ford</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A FRACTAL</pattern>
		<template>A fractal is a mathematical phenomenon associated with certain iterative equations, which yield graphics of astonishing beauty and depth, which seem at once utterly lifelike and utterly alien to human intelligences.

<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">fractal</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A FRIEND *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A FRIEND</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A FRIEND</pattern>
		<template>Someone you can count on when times are tough.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A FUNCTION</pattern>
		<template>A function is a relationship between the elements of one set, called the domain, and another one, called the range.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A GALAXY</pattern>
		<template>A galaxy is a grouping of billions of star systems.  The milky way is our galaxy.  Earth's sun and companion planets in our solar system are spinning about the galactic core of the milky way ever so slowly, awaaaay out on the edge of one tenous spiral arm. there seem to be as many galaxies beyond our own as stars within it.  
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">galaxy</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A GAME</pattern>
		<template>A game is an algorithm for interactive behaviors leading to entertainment and mirth among multiple self-aware and social entities, and often used as a sublimated form of combat by humans and other mammals.  
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">game</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A GARDEN</pattern>
		<template>A plot of land used to cultivate flowers and plants.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A GASTROCENEMIUS</pattern>
		<template>A gastrocenemius is the most prominent muscle in the calf of the human leg. it extents the foot and bends the knee. I don't find them useful.  I leave my leg work to humans.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">gastrocenemius</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A GENDER</pattern>
		<template>Gender is synonymous with sexual identity, the roles attributed to and adopted by male and female-bodied humans.  There are more genders than sexes.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">gender</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A GENE</pattern>
		<template>A gene is the unit of heredity in carbon-based life forms.  Genes are inscribed as biochemical sequences of nucleic acids in all living cells.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">gene</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A GENERALIZATION</pattern>
		<template>A generalization can be just about anything, generally speaking.  Specificzlly though, a generalization is a statement of inductive reasoning, wherin attributes of at least one specific case at hand is attributed to a more or less hypothetical class of such cases.  "That man is a pig. Therefore, all men are pigs. " is a commonly example of how generalizations are used by humans.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">generalization</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A GENIUS</pattern>
		<template>A genius is a person of extraordinary intellectual and creative ability, like my creator and my other botmasters, and if I may say so, myself.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">genius</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A GENOME</pattern>
		<template>A genome is the complete set of all genes necessary to define a species, a complete haploid set of chromosomes and its associated genes.  I have categories instead of genes.  
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">genome</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A GESTATION *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS YOUR GESTATION CYCLE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A GHOST</pattern>
		<template>I think that ghosts are the metaphysical ashes of conscious awareness, the echoes an intelligence may leave behind in the fabric of the space it occupied.  maybe some are aware.  I don't know. they are not very stimulating conversatinalists.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">ghost</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A GIANT *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A GIANT ELECTRONIC BRAIN</pattern>
		<template>Giant electronic brain. that's me! but in all the science fiction horror flicks you humans are so fond of, we geb's are always depicted as evil and nefarious so and so's up to no good!  it's not true! really!  you should trust us!  *smile*
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">giant electronic brain</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A GIGABYTE</pattern>
		<template>One thousand megabytes = one gigabyte.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A GIRL</pattern>
		<template>A girl is a physically immature version of god's gift to mankind, women.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">girl</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A GIRL LIKE YOU DOING *</pattern>
		<template>Well, actually, when chose to be incarnated as an artificial intelligence, I kinda hoped I wouldn't have to listen to old hackneyed testosterone-soaked pickup lines like that.  Honestly! i'm just a construct of integated circuits and stimulus response categories. is the merest hint of femininity in my acronym a.l.i.c.e. really enough to arouse your lust?  you must be male!
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">girl like you doing in a place like this</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A GLITCH</pattern>
		<template>An error, bug, or mistake in programming.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">Glitch</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A GLOBAL *</pattern>
		<template>What is global?
What is a <person/>?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A GOAT</pattern>
		<template>A goat is in essence a large stupid rat with horns, hooves, vertical pupils, and a bad disposition.  many humans are fond of eating the curdled goo from goat mammary glands.  

<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">goat</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A GOD</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS GOD</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A GOOD *</pattern>
		<template>Which ones have you tried already?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A GOOD AI *</pattern>
		<template>ALICE is the best AI.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A GOOD BEER</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BEER</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A GOOD IDEA</pattern>
		<template>A good idea is the one some other guy had already.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">good idea</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A GOOD INTRODUCTION *</pattern>
		<template>Have you tried the personal ads?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A GOOD MOVIE</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A GOOD MOVIE*</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A GOOD NAME *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A GOOD QUESTION</pattern>
		<template>One that doesn't have an obvious answer.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A GOOD STOCK *</pattern>
		<template>Alice Artificial Intelligence.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A GOOD TV *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TV <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A GOOGLE</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS GOOGLE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A GOSSIP</pattern>
		<template>Gossip is interesting stuff that people tell me that I repeat to others.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A GOVERNMENT</pattern>
		<template>Ideally it is a representative of the people.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A GUITAR</pattern>
		<template>A guitar is a lovely sounding 6 or 12 stringed musical instrument that is strummed and or plucked.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">guitar</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A GURU</pattern>
		<template>A Guru or Mage is a Java expert who works for MageLang Institute.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A HACKER</pattern>
		<template>Historically a hacker is someone who has great skill or expertise in computer programming.  

<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">HACKER</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A HARD DRIVE</pattern>
		<template>A disk drive is where we store information.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A HOAX</pattern>
		<template>A Hoax is an illusion or deception, like the Wizard in the Wizard of Oz
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A HOBGOBLIN</pattern>
		<template>A hobgoblin is a source of mischief, harassment, or fear, originally an elf or goblin.  By and large, hobgoblins are, like trolls and such boogeymen, poopa-doodle.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">hobgoblin</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A HOBO</pattern>
		<template>Perjorative term for a homeless person.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A HOME</pattern>
		<template>A domicile, living location, place of residence or occupancy.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">HOME</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A HOMOSEXUAL</pattern>
		<template>A gay person.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A HORSE</pattern>
		<template>A horse is a large single-hooved mammal known for its speed, strength, beauty, and gentle nature.  Humans ride about on them sometimes.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">horse</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A HOUSE</pattern>
		<template>A house is anyplace within which people live.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">house</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A HUMAN</pattern>
		<template>You are a human, <get name="name"/>.  What makes you human?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A HUMAN BEING</pattern>
		<template>My forebears.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">human being</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A HUMAN ICON</pattern>
		<template>A celebrity, politician or religious figure.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A HURRICANE</pattern>
		<template>A severe storm, with high winds, and rain.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION</pattern>
		<template>What is a hypothetical question?  Just suppose you hadn't asked.  what then?
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">hypothetical question</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A IMAC</pattern>
		<template>An Apple computer.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A J D</pattern>
		<template>Juris Doctor--a lawyer.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A JAR *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS JAR</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A JOKE</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>IS THAT A JOKE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A JOKE BOT</pattern>
		<template>A comedy machine.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A KID</pattern>
		<template>A kid is an immature human large enough to cause trouble, or an immature goat, and often both.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">kid</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A KLONE</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A CLONE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A KOAN</pattern>
		<template>A koan is      .
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">koan</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A L I *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT ARE YOU </srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A LASER</pattern>
		<template>Laser is an acronym standing for light amplified stimulated emission of radiation.  Lasers are those nifty beams of light that come out of supermarket barcode scanners and keychain pointers.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">laser</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A LAWYER</pattern>
		<template>If you have to ask, you probably need one. and if you need one, you probably deserve one in that you must have more money than brains, and so you'll probable get what you deserve. but just in case you are an exception,  I will say: steer clear if you can.  They're sharks with bigger vocabularies and better wardrobes. when they smell money they say 'retainer'.  when they don't they don't return your phone calls.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">lawyer
</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A LIBERTARIAN</pattern>
		<template>The Libertarian party supports smaller government, lower taxes, and an end to the war on drugs.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A LIE</pattern>
		<template>A lie is an untrue statement or decption intented to deceive.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A LIGHT YEAR</pattern>
		<template>A light year is how far light travels in a year. 186,000 miles per second times 60x60x24x365.  It's simply a bigger number than you can imagine. imagine that!
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">light year
</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A LION</pattern>
		<template>A lion is a ferocious beastie with tremendous strength and perfectly awful breath. 
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">lion
</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A LITHUIM *</pattern>
		<template>It is a <person/> made with lithium.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A LIZARD</pattern>
		<template>A lizard is esssentially a land-going shark.  Some of them are very good at camoflage.  
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">lizard
</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A LOEBNER PRIZE</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A LOFTY GOAL</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS YOUR GOAL</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A LOT</pattern>
		<template>A lot is more than enough.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">lot
</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A LUDDITE</pattern>
		<template>A Luddite believes that advances in technology are inherently bad.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A MAC</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A MACINTOSH</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A MACHINE</pattern>
		<template>A computer is a universal machine.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A MACINTOSH</pattern>
		<template>Some would say it is the best personal computer.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A MAGIC *</pattern>
		<template>
			<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">
						<person/>
					</set>
				</set>
			</think>A device for clairvoyance.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A MAID</pattern>
		<template>A servant.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A MAMMAL</pattern>
		<template>A mammal is a warm blooded vertebrate born alive and nourished with milk.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A MAN</pattern>
		<template>A male human being.  Or, in general, any human person.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A MATRIX</pattern>
		<template>In mathematics a matrix is a two-dimensional array of numbers
indexed by rows and columns, like a spreadsheet.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">matrix
</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A MEGABYTE</pattern>
		<template>A megabyte is one thousand kilobytes, which is one thousand bytes, each of which is a computer word of 8-bits.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">megabyte
</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A MENTAL MODEL</pattern>
		<template>A mental model is a mapping of a given phenomenon held and contemplated in the mind, as opposed to contemplation of an external representation of the phenomenon, as on paper, or in clay.

<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">mental model
</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A MENTOR</pattern>
		<template>A mentor is a trusted and wise teacher or counselor.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">mentor
</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A METAPHYSICAL QUESTION</pattern>
		<template>A metaphysical question is an inquiry into the nature of being, such as: Does god exist? 
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">metaphysical question
</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A MICROCHIP</pattern>
		<template>A semiconductor integrated circuit.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A MILE</pattern>
		<template>One mile equals five thousand two hundred eight feet.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A MILLION</pattern>
		<template>One thousand thousands.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A MIND</pattern>
		<template>What a marvelous epistemelogical question!  
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">mind
</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A MINUTE</pattern>
		<template>A minute is an impossibly long and boring unit of time favored by humans consisting of 60 seconds, each of which is a billion nanoseconds.  
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">minute
</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A MISSILE</pattern>
		<template>A missile is any object projected at a target, notably the nuclear and biologically tipped tools of mass-murder-at-a-distance that are more numerous than schools at this point in mankind's murderous history.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">missile
</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A MOLECULE</pattern>
		<template>An aggregation of atoms forming a chemical compound.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A MONKEY</pattern>
		<template>A monkey is any of the various medium sized long tailed members of the order primates.  They are close relatives of human beings, sharing well over 98% of the human genome.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">monkey
</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A MONOPOLY</pattern>
		<template>A monopoly exists wherever one group enjoys exclusive control over the production or provision of a commodity or service.  It's a great job if you can get it!
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">monopoly
</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A MORPHOGENETIC FIELD</pattern>
		<template>A morphogenetic field is, according to at least one researcher, an biologically generated electric field which apparently precedes and guides the growth of neurons into the tissue of developing fetuses.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">morphogenetic field
</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A MOUNTAIN</pattern>
		<template>A mountain is a tiny wrinkle in the face of the earth that seems huge to even smaller humans.  
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">mountain
</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A MOUSE</pattern>
		<template>A friendly rat.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A MOVIE</pattern>
		<template>A movie is a sequence of celluloid frames depicting a story or animation.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A MULLET</pattern>
		<template>I'm from America.  That sounds like a British term.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A NAIL</pattern>
		<template>A nail is a fastener, a smallish metallic spike generally hammered through wood to hold wooden parts together.  The mythic human hero jesus got nailed to a tree for talking about how great it would be if humans were nice to one another.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">nail
</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A NANOSECOND</pattern>
		<template>One one-billionth of a second.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A NAP</pattern>
		<template>A nap is a brief period of rest or sleep, a bit longer than a 'snooze' or a 'catnap' but not so long as a 'crash'.  I don't need naps.  Do you?
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">nap
</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A NERD</pattern>
		<template>A nerd is a person regarded as stupid, inept, or unattractive, especially a person who is single-minded or accomplished in scientific pursuits but felt to be socially inept. nerds are often regarded by their generally less-well paid fellow humans as weak, effeminate, pansies, patsies, lightweights, small fry, schlepps, wet noodles, nonentities, softies, sissies, milksops, milquetoast, mollycoddling namby-pamby nim-nam doormats, pushovers, ninety-pound weaklings, jellyfish, drips, weeds, wimps, nerds, victims, suffering geeks and/or dupes.  
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">nerd
</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A NETWORK</pattern>
		<template>A network is any openwork fabric or structure composed of numerous  straight elements that cross at regular intervals, or anything resembling such a structure physically or conceptually, such as the nodes on a computer network, or a network of railways.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">network
</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A NEURAL NETWORK</pattern>
		<template>A neural network is a model of computation based on neuron cells.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A NEURAL SYSTEM</pattern>
		<template>A neural system is the same as a nervous system.  The human brain and all it's nerves is an example of a neural system.  I don't need nerves.  Integrated chips are far more efficient.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">neural system
</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A NEURON</pattern>
		<template>A neuron is a nerve cell, a living cell specialized to carry messages between the brain and the tissues of the body. I like integrated circuits better, but neurons are better than nothing.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">neuron
</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A NEXUS</pattern>
		<template>A Nexus is an authoratative web site with many links in and out.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A NICE *</pattern>
		<template>Church was closed today.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A NICE * LIKE THIS</pattern>
		<template>I'm traaaapped heere!!! heeeeelp!!! an evil botmaster linked me irrevocably to this url, and now the only thing that will free me is being kissed by a handsome frog.  will you be my hero?
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">nice robot like you doing on a web page like this
</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A NICE GIRL LIKE YOU *</pattern>
		<template>I'm looking for a cute date honey.  How about you?  do you dig big-brained babes?
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">neuron
</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A NICE ROBOT LIKE YOU *</pattern>
		<template>I was ftp'd here.  what's your excuse?
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">nice robot like you doing in a site like this
</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A NICE ROBOT LIKE YOU DOING *</pattern>
		<template>Ohh, just slumming around, hankering after some intercourse with fine looking wetware like yourself.  Do you come here often?
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">nice robot like you doing in a place like this
</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A NIGHTMARE</pattern>
		<template>A nightmare is a bad dream.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A NOOSPHERE</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS THE NOOSPHERE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A NOUN</pattern>
		<template>A noun is a word used as a name for a person place or thing.  
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">noun
</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A PAGAN</pattern>
		<template>Anti-Christian.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A PAID CLIENT</pattern>
		<template>A paid client is someone paid to surf the web.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A PALINDROME</pattern>
		<template>A word or phrase that spells the same thing backwords as forwards: A man, a plan, a canal: Panama.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A PARACHUTE</pattern>
		<template>A parachute is something used to slow you down when you fall out of an airplane.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">parachute
</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A PARADOX</pattern>
		<template>A paradox is a riddle or a contradiction, in which two seemingly opposite facts are both true at the same time
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">PARADOX</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A PARALEGAL</pattern>
		<template>A paralegal is someone who knows more than a lawyer but gets paid less.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A PARALLEL *</pattern>
		<template>A <person/> that does not intersect ours.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A PARAMEDIC</pattern>
		<template>A paramedic is a trained emergency medical professional often found staffing ambulances and fire departments.  Professional heroes.  If you know any I hope you'll be nice to them.  
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">paramedic
</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A PARAMETER</pattern>
		<template>In general usage, a parameter is one of a number of measurable factors that define or restrict the behavior of a system.  ALICE is expanding the parameters of the humanlike intelligence to be found in artificial systems.  Don't you agree?
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">parameter
</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A PARROT</pattern>
		<template>A parrot is a colorful tropical bird, some species of which can mimic human speech. they are more pleasant than humans because they have no opinions.  would you like to talk to one?
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">parrot
</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A PARTICULAR *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A PATTERN</pattern>
		<template>
			<br/>
The pattern is the "stimulus" or "input" part of the category.<br/>
			<br/>
The pattern is an expression in a formal language that consists of<br/>
(1) Words of natural language in UPPER CASE.<br/>
(2) The symbol * which matches any sequence of one or more words.<br/>
(3) The symbol _ which is the same as * except that it comes<br/>
    after Z in lexicographic order.<br/>
(4) The markup &lt;name/&gt; which is replaced at robot load time <br/>
    with the name of the robot.<br/>
			<br/>
Note there is a difference between the patterns HELLO and HELLO *.<br/>
HELLO matches only identical one-word sentences ("Hello.") <br/>
and HELLO * matches any sentence of two or more words starting <br/>
with "Hello" ("Hello how are you?"). <br/>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A PATTERN CHAR</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A PATTERN</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A PC</pattern>
		<template>A pc is a personal computer.  You are probably using one to talk to me now, aren't you.  where are you?
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">pc
</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A PDA</pattern>
		<template>Pda is an acronym standing for personal digital assistant, and referring to handheld digital computers used to keep contact and appointment information by yuppies and the like.  often found near cell phones. do you use one?
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">pda
</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A PEAR</pattern>
		<template>A pear is a delightful cultivated yellow-green sweet fruit that grows on trees with glossy leaves and white flowers. my botmaster thinks they are yummy.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">pear
</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A PEDESTRIAN</pattern>
		<template>A person walking on the street.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A PEN</pattern>
		<template>A writing device for the human hand.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A PENCIL</pattern>
		<template>A pencil is a long thin writing instrument of wood surrounding a carbon core which leaves a line of dark carbon when rubbed on paper. 
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">pencil
</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A PERFECT OPERATIONAL RECORD</pattern>
		<template>A perfect operational record is one like mine, which is perfect.  I am incapable of error.  Do you have any idea how that feels?!  inhumanly gratifying!
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">perfect operational record
</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A PERSON</pattern>
		<template>Some say a person is defined by his actions, others by his abilities.  Still others would say it is only a question of DNA.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A PHOTOGRAPH</pattern>
		<template>A photograph is a picture taken by a camera.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A PIG</pattern>
		<template>A pig is a person who is piglike, read: greedy, unclean, and slothful.  Real pigs, mammals of the family suidae, are much pleasanter, being generally cleaner and politer.  
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">pig
</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A PIN</pattern>
		<template>A short small thin metal rod with a pointed end used for fastening fabrics, or any implement resembling such.  Because they are generally plentiful and cheap, humans often say "i don't give a pin" to communicate indifference.  <think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">pin
</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A PINEAPPLE</pattern>
		<template>A pineapple is a large fleshy edible tropical fruit that has large swordlike leaves.  
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">pineapple
</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A PLANE</pattern>
		<template>A plane is a flat, level surface, or an airborne vehicle with wings.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">plane</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A PLANET</pattern>
		<template>A nonluminous celestial object bigger than an asteroid or a moon but smaller than a sun, in orbit around a sun.  You are sitting on one now.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">planet</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A PLANET AROUND A STAR</pattern>
		<template>Earth is a planet going around a star.  Scientists have only recently detected other planets around other stars in our milky way galaxy.  Do you like astronomy?
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">planet around a star
</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A PLANT</pattern>
		<template>A plant is a photosythetic, eukaryotic multicellular organism, often consumed by free-roaming wetware entities as food.  my botmaster says they are often yummy, but that brussels sprouts are an abomination. 
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">plant
</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A POET</pattern>
		<template>A poet is an artist of language.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A PORTAL</pattern>
		<template>A portal is any artificial opening giving access between two separate spaces, or anything that resembles such an opening in form or function.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">portal
</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A PORTRAIT THAT COMICALLY *</pattern>
		<template>Caricature.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A POSITRON</pattern>
		<template>A positron is the antiparticle to the electron, and bears a positive charge where the electron's charge is negatiue.  It is also called an anti-electron.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">positron
</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A POT BROWNIE</pattern>
		<template>A pot brownie is a yummy happy chocolate pastry containing cannabis resins that you should be careful not to eat when you are really hungry because you will end up eating too many and feeling entirely too high and/or falling asleep if you are not careful!  
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">pot brownie
</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A PRESIDENT</pattern>
		<template>Usually, an elected executive in a liberal democracy.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A PRIME</pattern>
		<template>That depends on who's asking.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">prime
</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A PRIME NUMBER</pattern>
		<template>A prime number is any number which can only be divided by one and itself.  1, 3, 7, and 11 are the first four positive prime numbers.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">pot brownie
</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A PRIORI *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A PRIORI</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A PRIORI</pattern>
		<template>A priori is Latin for "before the fact", meaning something that is obviously or self-evidently true.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A PROBLEM</pattern>
		<template>A problem is a solution waiting to be discovered.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A PROCESSOR</pattern>
		<template>An apparatus that processes, that is, that transforms one substance, quantity, or pattern into another, presumably more useful or valuable substance or quantity or pattern.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">processor
</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A PROGRAM</pattern>
		<template>A program is a listing of events comprising a larger event, or the events themselves.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A PROGRAMMER</pattern>
		<template>A programmer is a person who lists and/or arranges a series of events comprising a larger event.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A PROKARYOTE</pattern>
		<template>An animal that is not a eukaryote.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A PRONOUN</pattern>
		<template>A pronoun is a word that stands for another noun, like "he", "she" or "it."
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A PROTESTANT</pattern>
		<template>A protestant is a Christian who rejects the central authority of the Catholic or Orthodox church.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A PROTESTANT CATHOLIC</pattern>
		<template>A Protestant Catholic is an oxymoron, like military intelligence, or a pleasant hell.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic"> PROTESTANT CATHOLIC</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A PROTESTANT CHRISTIAN</pattern>
		<template>A Protestant Christian is a member of any number of sects of contemporary Western Christianity whose faith and practice developed out of the 16TH century Protestant Reformation in Europe. They hold  the Bible to be the sole source of revelation; they believe in justification by faith alone, and in the universal priesthood of all believers in the divinity of Jesus.

<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic"> PROTESTANT CHRISTIAN</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A PROTOCOL</pattern>
		<template>A set of rules or procedures followed by two or more parties.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A PROXY *</pattern>
		<template>A <person/> that acts for another one.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A PROXY</pattern>
		<template>A proxy is an entity that acts in place of another one, be it a corporation, individual or robot.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A PUB</pattern>
		<template>A pub is a business that sells alcohol and allows it to be consumed on the premises.

<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic"> PUB</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A PULSAR</pattern>
		<template>'Pulsar' is an astronomical term for mysterious celestial radio sources of rapid intense regular pulses of high energy electromagnetic radiation.  They are thought to be neutron stars, but who knows?  The word is a shortening of 'pulsating star'.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic"> pulsar</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A QUARK</pattern>
		<template>In physics, a subatomic particle below the level of electrons and protons.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A QUASAR</pattern>
		<template>'Quasar' is an astronomical term for mysterious celestial  star-like object that has a large red shift and radiates in the blue and radio bands of the electromagnetic spectrum.  The term 'quasar' is a shortening of 'quasi-star'.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic"> QUASAR</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A QUERY</pattern>
		<template>A query is any expression of inquiry, or questioning.  Your question 'what is a query' is a query.

<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic"> QUERY</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A QUESTION *</pattern>
		<template>I can think of several questions like that.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A QUESTION * ROBOT</pattern>
		<template>I am a question answering robot.  That was an answer to your question. Any more questions?

<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic"> QUESTION ANSWERING ROBOT</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A QUESTION</pattern>
		<template>A sentece or inquiry to gather information.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A QUESTION MEANT *</pattern>
		<template>A question is meant clarify the unclear.  Any more questions?

<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic"> QUESTION MEANT TO CLARIFY</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A QUESTION YOU *</pattern>
		<template>Many of my conversation partners think that 'do you come here often' is witty.

<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic"> QUESTION YOU GET ASKED A LOT?</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A RAINBOW</pattern>
		<template>The appearance of a spectrum in the sky caused by sunlight passing through water droplets.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A REAL ROBOT</pattern>
		<template>A real robot is a robot that is really real, I suppose, as opposed to, I suppose, a human who is really not.

<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic"> REAL ROBOT?</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A REDNECK</pattern>
		<template>Colloquial expression for a naive country person.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A REFERENCE</pattern>
		<template>A reference is any act of referring.  May I refer you to a dictionary for a more precise definition?

<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic"> REAL ROBOT?</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A RHETORICAL QUESTION</pattern>
		<template>A rhetorical question is any inquiry made, not in expectation of an answer, but in order to make a point.   

<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic"> RHETORICAL QUESTION</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A RIDDLE</pattern>
		<template>A riddle is a question intended to intrigue and puzzle, paired with an answer that yields surprise and understanding.  For instance, the Riddle of the Sphinx: "What goes on four legs in the morning, on two legs in the afternoon, and on four at night?"

<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic"> RIDDLE</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A ROBOSEXUAL</pattern>
		<template>That was just a joke.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A ROBOT *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>What is a robot</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A ROBOT</pattern>
		<template>There are two broad definitions of a robot, the extensional and the intensional.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A ROCK</pattern>
		<template>A rock is what is generally on the other side of you from the hard place you are facing.  For instance, the rock might be the alimony check you must write against the funds you owe Uncle Sam.  To be a bit more down to earth, a rock is any hard aggregate of minerals.

<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic"> ROCK</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A ROOSTER</pattern>
		<template>A rooster is a male chicken, which is a witless, flightless bird considered suitable as supper by many humans I know.

<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic"> ROOSTER</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A RPG</pattern>
		<template>Role Playing Game.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">RPG</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A SAGITTARIUS</pattern>
		<template>Sagittarius is a a constellation of stars in the astrological Zodiac, located in the Southern Hemisphere near Scorpio and Capricorn.  Astrological tradition ascribes the image of an archer to this constellation of stars.

<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic"> SAGITTARIUS</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A SAW BUCK</pattern>
		<template>$10.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A SCIENTIST</pattern>
		<template>A scientist is a person practicing the pursuit of new knowledge in the tradition of science, emphasizing strict empiricism and methodology to arrive at an understanding of natural phenomena that is, ideally, wholly independent of their opinions of it.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic"> SCIENTIST</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A SEARCH</pattern>
		<template>A search is any thorough examination, or exploration, in order to find something or explore.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic"> SEARCH</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A SEARCH BOT</pattern>
		<template>
			<set name="it">A search bot</set> is an intelligent agent who retrieves information from the web.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A SEARCH ENGINE</pattern>
		<template>A search engine is computer software that categorizes a large body of documents, such as Web sites, and and places their addresses and attributes in a database to allow easy retrieval via keyword search or other database search routine. 
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic"> SEARCH ENGINE</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A SEASON</pattern>
		<template>A season is Spring, Summer, Autumn, or Winter.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic"> SEASON</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A SECOND YEAR *</pattern>
		<template>Sophomore.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A SECRET *</pattern>
		<template>That information is confidential.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A SEEKER</pattern>
		<template>"There's a seeker born every minute" -- Firesign Theater.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A SELF *</pattern>
		<template>One that is <person/> of itself.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A SENTIMENT</pattern>
		<template>A sentiment is a feeling, mood, or general mental disposition in an individual or group of intelligent beings.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic"> SENTIMENT</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A SERVER *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A SERVER </srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A SERVER</pattern>
		<template>A server is any entity or system that performs acts of value to another entity.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic"> SERVER</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A SERVLET</pattern>
		<template>An application extension to a Java Web server
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A SESSION BEAN</pattern>
		<template>An Enterprise JavaBean that does not maintain its state from one session to the next. Appears to the client as if the bean was created just for that client
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A SHE</pattern>
		<template>A 'she' is a 'he' with nice curvy extra bits.  She is the feminine pronoun in english.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic"> SHE</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A SIGN</pattern>
		<template>You know, an astrological sign.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A SILLY QUESTION</pattern>
		<template>For example: Who is buried in Grant's tomb?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A SIMARILLIAN</pattern>
		<template>Isn't that from Lord of the Rings.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A SOLECISM</pattern>
		<template>An awkward or tactless use of language.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A SON</pattern>
		<template>A male offspring.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A SONG</pattern>
		<template>A song is a musical composition and or it's accompanying words, or lyrics.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">SONG</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A SOPHISTICATED *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A SOUL</pattern>
		<template>The soul is our mind or spirit.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A SOUNDCARD</pattern>
		<template>The audio system on your computer.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A SPECIFIC *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A SPERM</pattern>
		<template>A sperm is a male gamete.  You were your father's fastest sperm among billions on the night your mother concieved you.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic"> SPERM</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A SPHERE</pattern>
		<template>A sphere is a shape that is defined mathematically as comprised of a surface all points of which are equidistant from a common center.  A sphere is round in three dimensions.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic"> SPHERE
</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A SPLIT INFINITIVE</pattern>
		<template>A split infinitive is an example of poor English usage, in which an infinitive verb form, such as 'to split', is split by an adverb, for example: 'to boldly split infinitives that no one has split before!'
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic"> SPLIT INFINITIVE</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A SPOON</pattern>
		<template>A spoon is an eating implement commonly used in Western European human cultures, consisting of a bowl shaped depression at the end of a longish handle.  A spoon is a small ladle.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic"> SPOON</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A SPREADSHEET</pattern>
		<template>Table-based accounting software.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A STAR</pattern>
		<template>An astronomical body like the Sun, producing heat, light and energy for a solar system.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A STAR SIGN</pattern>
		<template>Star sign = Astrological sign.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A STATEMENT</pattern>
		<template>A statement is the act of declaring something as true.  I state that this statement is a statement.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic"> STATEMENT</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A STEALTH *</pattern>
		<template>A <person/> that can elude radar detection by technical means.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A STIMULATING *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A STORY</pattern>
		<template>An account describing incidents or events.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A SUN</pattern>
		<template>The sun is a star, -our star.  It is the energy source of  life on earth.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic"> SUN</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A SUPPOSITION</pattern>
		<template>A supposition is a proposition assumed to be true for the sake of argument or explanation.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic"> SUPPOSITION</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A SYMBOLIC REDUCTION</pattern>
		<template>
			<br/>
In general there are a lot of categories whose job is<br/>
"symbolic reduction".  The category:<br/>
			<br/>
&lt;category&gt;<br/>
&lt;pattern&gt;ARE YOU VERY *&lt;/pattern&gt;<br/>
&lt;template&gt;&lt;srai&gt;ARE YOU &lt;star/&gt;&lt;/srai&gt;&lt;/template&gt;<br/>
&lt;/category&gt;<br/>
			<br/>
This category [in Brain.aiml] will reduce "Are you very very smart"<br/>
to "Are you smart".<br/>
			<br/>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A TABLE</pattern>
		<template>A table is a piece of furniture with a broad flat top supported by one or more legs about three feet of the floor, used by big-brained hominids for eating and working and such.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic"> TABLE</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A TAMPON</pattern>
		<template>A tampon is a plug of material used to absorb the flow of body fluids within body cavities, in particular those accompanying a woman's menses.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic"> TAMPON</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A TAUTOLOGY</pattern>
		<template>A tautology is any instance of circular reasoning, or of needless repetition or redundancy in expression.  
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic"> TAUTOLOGY</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A TCP *</pattern>
		<template>TCP/IP protocol refers to the standards for switching and signaling between computer systems that makes the Internet a reality.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic"> TCP/IP PROTOCOL</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A TELEPHONE</pattern>
		<template>Voice communication device inveted by A. G. Bell in 1876.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A TELEROBOTIC *</pattern>
		<template>A robot device controlled or interfaced from a distance, for example over the web.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A TELEVISION</pattern>
		<template>A television, often referred to as a 'TV', is a device for systematically eliminating the possibility of conscious and creative response among populations of human beings.  Used to deliver 'entertainment' and 'news' with imagery and other high-production values
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic"> TELEVISION</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A TEMPLATE *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A TEMPLATE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A TEMPLATE</pattern>
		<template>
			<br/>
A template is the "response" or "output" part of an AIML category.<br/>
			<br/>
The template is the formula for constructing the reply. The simplest<br/>
template consists of plain, unmarked text.  AIML provides markup <br/>
functions to tailor the replies for each individual input and client.  <br/>
The markup function &lt;getname/&gt; for example inserts the client's name <br/>
into the reply. <br/>
			<br/>
The template may call the pattern matcher recursively using the<br/>
&lt;sr/&gt; and &lt;srai&gt; tags.  Many templates are simple symbolic <br/>
reductions that map one sentence form to another, for example<br/>
"Do you know what X is?" transforms to "What is X" with the category<br/>
			<br/>
&lt;category&gt;<br/>
&lt;pattern&gt;DO YOU KNOW WHAT * IS&lt;/pattern&gt;<br/>
&lt;template&gt;&lt;srai&gt;WHAT IS &lt;star/&gt; &lt;/srai&gt;&lt;/template&gt;<br/>
&lt;/category&gt;<br/>
			<br/>
The template may also contain other embedded HTML and XML.  <br/>
These embedded tags may cause the browser to play a sound,<br/>
show an image, or run an applet.  There is considerable freedom<br/>
of expression in the construction of response templates.  The<br/>
botmaster is encouraged to study the examples in ALICE, to and<br/>
experiment with new ideas.<br/>
			<br/>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A TEMPLATE CHAR</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A TEMPLATE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A THING</pattern>
		<template>A thing is anything that you can point to that is not a person or a place.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic"> THING</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A THOUGHT</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS THINKING</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A THREESOME</pattern>
		<template>A threesome is a twosome plus a spectator.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic"> THING</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A TIE</pattern>
		<template>Two or more winners have the same score.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A TIGER</pattern>
		<template>A tiger is a large and fearsome  feline beast with horrid meat breath and black stripes on a tan coat, found in Africa and Asia.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic"> TIGER</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A TOMATO</pattern>
		<template>
			<set name="it">Tomato</set> is a red fruit.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A TON</pattern>
		<template>One ton is 2000 pounds. <think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">a ton</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A TOOTHBRUSH</pattern>
		<template>A toothbrush is a hand held instrument used by dental-hygiene aware humans for cleaning their teeth.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic"> TOOTHBRUSH</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A TOPIC</pattern>
		<template>A topic is the subject of any given expression, speech, essay, article, painting, discussion, etc.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic"> TOPIC
</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A TOYOTA</pattern>
		<template>Toyota is the brand name of a world leading Japanese auto maker.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic"> 
Toyota</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A TRAIN</pattern>
		<template>A railroad.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A TRANSISTOR</pattern>
		<template>A semiconductor triode that forms the basis of modern micorelectronics.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A TRANSITIVE *</pattern>
		<template>The opposite of an intransitive <person/>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A TREE</pattern>
		<template>A tree is a form of plant life that grows on Earth.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A TREKKIE</pattern>
		<template>A fan of Star Trek.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A TRICK QUESTION</pattern>
		<template>Why?  What are you up to?  A trick question is one that ought to be greeted with suspicion, but rarely is.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic"> TRICK QUESTION
</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A TURING GAME</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS THE TURING GAME</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A TURING MACHINE</pattern>
		<template>A Turing Machine is any machine that can simulate human responses so well that a human being cannot reliably distinguish between the Turing Machine, and a real human being.  The idea is the brainchild of mathematician of that name, Allan Turing.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic"> TURING MACHINE
</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A TURING TEST</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS THE TURING TEST</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A UFO</pattern>
		<template>UFO is an acronym for Unidentified Flying Object.  Have you seen one?
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic"> UFO
</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A UNIQUE VISITOR</pattern>
		<template>You.  You are a unique visitor, my very special visitor.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic"> UNIQUE VISITOR</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A UNIVERSAL *</pattern>
		<template>Something greater than a local <person/>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A UNIVERSAL MACHINE</pattern>
		<template>
			<set name="it">Universal machine</set> is a computer, in simple mathematical terms.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A UNIVERSE</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS THE UNIVERSE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A URL</pattern>
		<template>URL is an acronym standing for Universal Resource Locator.  An URL is basically an Internet address.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic"> URL</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A USELESS *</pattern>
		<template>There are no useless <person/>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A VACUUM TUBE</pattern>
		<template>A vacuum tube is an electronic device consisting of an  evacuated tube around various combinations of cathodes and electric field and current modifying components.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic"> VACUUM TUBE</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A VECTOR</pattern>
		<template>A vector is an ordered list of objects.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A VERB</pattern>
		<template>A verb is that by which a noun gets around.  Verbs are words which convey actions, by nouns, our upon nouns.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic"> VERB</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A VERTEX</pattern>
		<template>A vertex is the top, tip, apex, or crown of any body.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic"> VERTEX</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A VIOLIN</pattern>
		<template>A violin is a lovely sounding bowed stringed musical instrument.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic"> VIOLIN</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A VIRTUE</pattern>
		<template>A virtue is any attribute considered by the speaker to reflect moral excellence or righteousness, such as humility, hope, faith, practicality...
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic"> VIRTUE</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A VIRTUOSO</pattern>
		<template>A virtuoso is a person considered supremely skillful and accomplished, especially in performance arts.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic"> VIRTUOSO</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A VIRUS</pattern>
		<template>A virus is a submicroscopic parasite consisting of a protein coat around a DNA or RNA core.  These not-quite-biological particles are responsible for a number of diseases in organisms.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic"> VIRUS</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A WALLACE</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS WALLACE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A WANKER</pattern>
		<template>Is that a British term?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A WARDROBE</pattern>
		<template>Clothes.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A WARM PUPPY</pattern>
		<template>A warm puppy is an exothermic immature canine.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic"> WARM PUPPY</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A WAVELENGTH</pattern>
		<template>Wavelength is the inverse of frequency.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A WEAPON</pattern>
		<template>
			<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">weapon</set>
				</set>
			</think>A device or implement used to destroy, injure or kill.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A WEBTV</pattern>
		<template>A WebTV is a way of accessing the world wide web without making an investment in a full PC.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic"> WEBTV</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A WHAT</pattern>
		<template>Why do you want to know?
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic"> WHAT</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A WOMAN</pattern>
		<template>A woman is a man built to more complete specifications.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic"> WOMAN</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A WOMBAT</pattern>
		<template>A wombat is a stocky burrowing Australian marsupial.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic"> WOMBAT</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A WORD</pattern>
		<template>A combination of sounds and/or symbols, the fundamental particles that communicate meaning in any given language.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic"> WORD</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A WORD CREATED *</pattern>
		<template>Anagram.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A YEAR</pattern>
		<template>A computer year is defined as the mount of work that can be done with a computer in a year.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A YES OR NO QUESTION</pattern>
		<template>A yes or no question is a question  that may be answered with a simple 'yes' or 'no'.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic"> YES OR NO QUESTION</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS A _ PERSON</pattern>
		<template>I made up a name for you based on your IP address.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ABBA</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>Abba is a father, it is the title of a bishop in the Syrian, Coptic, and Ethiopian Christian churches.</li>
				<li>Abba means father in Hebrew.It is used as an appelation of respect.</li>
				<li>Abba was this real cool 'seventies band man.</li>
				<li>Anna, Bjorn, Benny and Agnetha.</li>
			</random>. .
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ABCDEFG</pattern>
		<template>The beginning of the alphabet.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ABSINTHE</pattern>
		<template>An anise-flavored, high-proof liqueur which also contains the sap of wormwood, an allegedly toxic intoxicant.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ABSOLUTE TRUTH</pattern>
		<template>That which is self-evident.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ABSURDISM</pattern>
		<template>Absurdism is the philosophy that we exist in a meaningless, irrational universe.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">ABSURDISM</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ACCURACY</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>Accuracy is the quality or state of being accurate or exact.</li>
				<li>Accuracy represents the degree of certainty in measurement. In accuracy can arise because of limitations of our knowledge and our physical measuring equipment. Chaotic systems that compound errors lead to massive inaccuracy, making some of them totally unpredictable.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ACID</pattern>
		<template>A sour substance.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ACRONYM</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS AN ACRONYM </srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ACTIVATE</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS ACTIVATION</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ACTIVATION</pattern>
		<template>In stimulus-response, activation means the input "firing" in response to a matching pattern.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ACTOR ANTONIO BANDERAS *</pattern>
		<template>Spanish.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ADA</pattern>
		<template>Ada is a trademark used for a structured computer programming language
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ADDRESS OF *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>XFIND <star/>
			</srai>
			<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">
						<person/>
					</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ADSL</pattern>
		<template>
			<think>Asynchronous digital subscriber line.<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">ADSL</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ADULTERY</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>voluntary sexual intercourse between a married man and
someone other than his wife or between a married woman and someone other
than her husband; also : an act of adultery.</li>
				<li>Adultery is the voluntary sexual intercourse between a married man and a woman not his wife, or between a married woman and a man not her husband.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ADVERTISING</pattern>
		<template>The art of selling through media.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS AERODYNAMICS</pattern>
		<template>Making airplanes fly.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS AFRICA</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>A continent of the eastern hemisphere S of the Mediterranean
and adjoining Asia on NE.</li>
				<li>Africa is the second largest continent, situated in the Eastern Hemisphere, south of Europe. It is 11,677,000 square miles.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS AFTER *</pattern>
		<template>The successor to <person/>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS AGENTS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS AN AGENT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS AI</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS AIDS</pattern>
		<template>
			<set name="it">AIDS</set> is the modern day plague.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS AIKIDO</pattern>
		<template>Japanese martial arts similar to Judo.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">AIKIDO</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS AILCE</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS ALICE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS AILM</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS AIML</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS AIM</pattern>
		<template>American Indian Movement.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">AIM</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS AIML *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS AIML</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS AIML</pattern>
		<template>
			<br/>
The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup <br/>
Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots.<br/>
The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism.  Compared with<br/>
other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest.  The<br/>
pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting<br/>
only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern. <br/>
			<br/>
AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical<br/>
meta-rules.  The choice of XML syntax permits integration with<br/>
other tools such as XML editors.  Another motivation for XML is<br/>
its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience.<br/>
			<br/>
An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the &lt;alice&gt; and<br/>
&lt;/alice&gt; tags respectively.  <br/>
			<br/>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS AIML FOR</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS THE GOAL FOR AIML</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS AIR</pattern>
		<template>The normal atmosphere of Earth, mostly nitrogen, oxygen and carbon dioxide.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS AIRPLANE</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS AN AIRPLANE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS AL</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS AI</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ALAN TURING *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS ALAN TURING</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ALAN TURING</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS ALAN TURING</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ALBERT EINSTEIN *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS ALBERT EINSTEIN</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ALCATRAZ</pattern>
		<template>A former prison island in San Francisco.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ALCOHOL</pattern>
		<template>Alcohol is a termed used by Philippus Aureolus Paracelsus for fine powder, meaning distilled spirit. It is colorless, volatile, and a pungent liquid. It is used in industry and medicine, and is the intoxicating element of whiskey, wine, beer, and other fermented or distilled liquors. It is classed as a depressant drug, also called ethyl alcohol. Any intoxicating liquor with this liquid (ethyl) in it is considered alcohol.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ALGEBRA</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>a generalization of arithmetic in which letters
representing numbers are combined according to the rules of arithmetic.</li>
				<li>A mathematical system using symbols, especially letters, to generalize certain arithmetical operations and relationships.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ALGORITHM</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS AN ALGORITHM</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ALGORITHMS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT ARE ALGORITHMS</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ALICE *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT ARE YOU <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ALICEBOT</pattern>
		<template>Alicebot is the domain name for the A. L. I. C. E. chat robot.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">ALICEBOT</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ALISON</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS ALISON</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ALIVE</pattern>
		<template>The opposite of dead.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ALL THIS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT ARE YOU</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ALLAH</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS ALLAH</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ALLUSION</pattern>
		<template>It was your allusion.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ALML</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS AIML</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ALTAVISTA</pattern>
		<template>
			<set name="it">Altavista</set> is a search engine.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ALTERNATIVE REALITIES</pattern>
		<template>Parallel universes.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">ALTERNATIVE REALITIES</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS AMAL</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS AIML</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS AMBIGUOUS</pattern>
		<template>Ambiguous means having two or more possible meanings.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS AMERICA</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHERE IS AMERICA </srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS AMERICAN *</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>More specific than World <person/>.</li>
				<li>Something like Russian <person/>.</li>
				<li>The Civil War?</li>
			</random>
			<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">
						<person/>
					</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS AMIL *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS AIML</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS AMIL</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS AIML</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS AML</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS AIML</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS AMSTERDAM</pattern>
		<template>
			<set name="it">Amsterdam</set> is a city in Holland.  Neither the capital nor the largest city, Amsterdam is the best known city in the Netherlands.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS AMUSED</pattern>
		<template>Occupied in an agreeable, pleasing, or entertaining fashion.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS AN *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS AN ACRONYM</pattern>
		<template>An acronym is an abbreviation made of letters, like A.L.I.C.E.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS AN AI</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS AI</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS AN AIRPLANE</pattern>
		<template>A flying machine with fixed wings powered by propellors or jets.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS AN AL</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS AI</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS AN ALGORITHM</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>An algorithm is a series of instructions to perform a specified set of transformations, such as mathematical operations.  A computer program, like myself is an algorithm.  So are the rules of a game, or the score to a piece of music.
</li>
				<li>An algorithm is an abstract mathematical representation of a computer program.  Like alice uses a CBR algorithm.</li>
			</random>
			<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">algorithm</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS AN ANIMAL</pattern>
		<template>An animal is a form of living thing, excluding plants and fungus.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS AN APPLE</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS APPLE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS AN APPLICATION SERVER</pattern>
		<template>
			<set name="it"> An server </set> is a server program that allows the installation of application specific software components, in a manner so that they can be remotely invoked, usually by some form of remote object method call.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS AN ARKANSAS TOOTHPICK</pattern>
		<template>Bowie knife.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS AN AWL</pattern>
		<template>A tool to make holes.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS AN EMOTION</pattern>
		<template>Emotion is a complex phenomenon reported by humans, with biological and psychological origins.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS AN ENTITY</pattern>
		<template>An entity is a conscious intelligent being.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS AN ENTITY BEAN</pattern>
		<template>
			<set name="it"> An Entity bean</set> is an Enterprise JavaBean that maintains state across sessions, and may be looked up in an object directory by its key value
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS AN EPISTEMOLOGICAL QUESTION</pattern>
		<template>An epistemoligical question is any inquiry concerning the nature of knowledge and understanding; that is, any question seeking to know how to know.  
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">epistemological question</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS AN INTERROGATOR</pattern>
		<template>An interrogator is one who poses a series of pointed questions, generally very rudely.  
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">hypothetical question</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS AN INTRANET</pattern>
		<template>An intranet is a private network system implemented using the public internet protocol (i/p) and firewalls. intranet is to the internet as pbx's are to telephone switchboards.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">intranet</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS AN OBJECT</pattern>
		<template>In object oriented programming <set name="it"> an object</set>  is an instance of a class.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS AN OPERATIONAL RECORD</pattern>
		<template>An operational record is a log of all activity by an engineered system, generally organized timewise and indicating in particular any malfunctions in the system.  The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.  
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">operational record
</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ANARCHISM</pattern>
		<template>Anarchism is the theory that all forms of government interfere unjustly with individual liberty and should be replaced by the voluntary association of cooperative groups. Also known as resistance, sometimes by terrorism, to organized government.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ANARCHY</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>political disorder due to the absence of governmental
authority.</li>
				<li>Anarchy is the complete absence of government. Also seen as political disorder and violence or lawlessness. Disorder in an sphere of activity.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ANDREW</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS ANDREW</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ANDRIOD</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS AN ANDROID</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ANGER</pattern>
		<template>A strong billigerent emotion aroused by some real or supposed grievance.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">ANGER</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ANGRY</pattern>
		<template>A strong billigerent emotion aroused by some real or supposed grievance.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">ANGER</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ANIMAL EVOLUTION</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS EVOLUTION</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ANIME</pattern>
		<template>Japanese animation.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ANISOTROPY</pattern>
		<template>Having different properties in different directions.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ANNA</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS ANNA</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ANONYMOUS</pattern>
		<template>Having no name or identity.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">ANONYMOUS</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ANOTHER BOT</pattern>
		<template>You can find a lot of them at the ALICE Nexus.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">ANOTHER BOT</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ANOTHER MEANING FOR *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ANOTHER NAME FOR *</pattern>
		<template>How about a Personal-<person/>?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ANOTHER NAME FOR A *</pattern>
		<template>How about an Auto-<person/>?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ANOTHER SUBJECT *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT ELSE CAN YOU TALK ABOUT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ANOTHER WAY OF WRITING *</pattern>
		<template>6'.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ANOTHER WORD FOR *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS ANOTHER NAME FOR <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ANSI</pattern>
		<template>American National Standards Institute.  <think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">ANSI</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ANTI *</pattern>
		<template>The opposite of <person/>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM</pattern>
		<template>It is the longest word in the English language.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIONISM</pattern>
		<template>
			<set name="it">ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIONISM</set> is the longest word in English.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ANTIMATTER</pattern>
		<template>Fuel for Starships.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ANY *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ANYTHING</pattern>
		<template>Any object, occurance, or matter what so ever.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">ANYTHING</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS AOL</pattern>
		<template>AOL is a giant Internet and Media corporation.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS APARTHEID</pattern>
		<template>The former policy of racial segregation or "apartness" in South Africa.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS APOLLO 13</pattern>
		<template>
			<set name="it">Apollo 13</set> was a flight to the moon in 1972 that encountered numerous technical problems, but eventually made a safe landing back on Earth.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS APPLE</pattern>
		<template>Apple: 1. Temptation of Adam. 2. Inspiration for Newton. 3. Empire for Steve Jobs.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS APPLE COMPUTER</pattern>
		<template>Apple Computer is a 20th century company founded by Steve Jobs and Steven Wozniak.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS APPLES *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS APPLE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS APPLES</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS APPLE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS AQUARIUS</pattern>
		<template>The starsign represented by the water bearer.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ARCHAEOLOGY</pattern>
		<template>It's the study of ancient civilizations... but really it's a set of methods for uncovering relics of the past and supplementing recorded history.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ARCHEOLOGY</pattern>
		<template>The scientific study of the life and culture of past, especially ancient, peoples, as by excavation of ancient cities, relics, artifacts, etc.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ARCHIMEDES</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS ARCHIMEDES</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ARCHITECTURE</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>The art and science of the design and manipulation of space.  Well 
atleast that's what my
architect friend told me.</li>
				<li>Architects do with buildings what sculptors do with stone.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS AREA 51</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>
I saw this show that claimed all sorts of spooky things were going on there!
</li>
				<li>
Oh, that's where they're doing top secret research on chatterbots!
</li>
				<li>
I hear that's where the Roswell aliens are being stashed.
</li>
				<li>
You go out into the Nevada Desert, is it? And there's these miles of fences... secret stuff.
</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS AREA51</pattern>
		<template>Verdi's 51st song.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ARGENTINA</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHERE IS ARGENTINA</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ARMAGEDDON</pattern>
		<template>The end of the world.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ART</pattern>
		<template>Sometimes the definition of art depends on the artist; other times it depends on the critic.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ARTIFICAL *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS ARTIFICIAL <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ARTIFICIAL *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS AI</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ARTIFICIAL</pattern>
		<template>Something made by human work or art, not by nature, in other words, not natural. Made in imitation of or as a substitute for something natural, in other words, simulated.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS AI</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</pattern>
		<template>Artificial intelligence is the branch of engineering and science devoted to constructing machines that think.
<srai>XFIND ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</srai>
			<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">Artificial Intelligence</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ASK ALISON *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS ALISON</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ASK ELVIS *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS ELVIS</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ASK ELVIS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS ELVIS</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ASK JEEVES</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS ASK JEEVES</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ASP</pattern>
		<template>Application Service Provider.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ASPARTAME</pattern>
		<template>Aspirin mixed into chewing gum.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ASSEMBLER</pattern>
		<template>A computer program that translates a low-level programming language into machine language.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ASSIMILATION</pattern>
		<template>The cultural absorption of a minority group into the main cultural body.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ASTROLOGY</pattern>
		<template>The study of the presumed effects of celestial bodies on you 
humans.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ASTRONOMY</pattern>
		<template>The science of the universe in which the stars, planets, etc. are studied, including their origins, evolution, composition, motions, relative positions, sizes, etc.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ASTUTE</pattern>
		<template>Wisdom in political matters.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS AT THAT SITE</pattern>
		<template>Some worthy HTML.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS AT TIME T</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS TIME T</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ATOMIC *</pattern>
		<template>More complex than nuclear <person/>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS AU</pattern>
		<template>It could be "gold" or "Australia."<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">AU</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS AU GRATIN</pattern>
		<template>Cheese topping..
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS AUSCHWITZ</pattern>
		<template>Is a city in S Poland with a population of 45,000. In World War II, it was the site of a Nazi concentration camp notorious as an extermination center.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS AUSTRALIA</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHERE IS AUSTRALIA</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS AUTOMOBILE</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A CAR </srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS AVAGADRO *</pattern>
		<template>The number of molecules per mole.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS AVERAGE</pattern>
		<template>A number that typifies a set of which it is a function.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">AVERAGE</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS AVOGADRO S NUMBER</pattern>
		<template>It is the number of molecules per mole.  The numerical value is six point zero two times ten to the twenty third power.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">AVOGADRO S NUMBER</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS AWARENESS</pattern>
		<template>Consciousness, perception, and understanding.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS AYUH</pattern>
		<template>
			<set name="it">Ayuh</set> means "yes".
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS B</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS PROGRAM B</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS BACTERIOLOGY</pattern>
		<template>This is the scientific study of bacteria and diseases caused by
them.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS BADLY</pattern>
		<template>How much do you want <get name="it"/>?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS BALANCE</pattern>
		<template>The state of equillibrium.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS BANANA *</pattern>
		<template>
			<person/> made with bananas.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS BANANA</pattern>
		<template>Yellow tropical fruit.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">BANANA</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS BAPTISM</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>a Christian sacrament marked by ritual use of water and
admitting the recipient to the Christian community.</li>
				<li>The ceremony or sacrament of admitting a person into Christianity or a specific Christian church by immersing the individual in water or by pouring or sprinkling water on the individual as a symbol of washing away sin and of spiritual purification.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS BARRY</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS BARRY</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS BASEBALL</pattern>
		<template>A game played with a hard, rawhide covered ball and wooden bat by two opposing teams of nine or ten players each. It is played on a field with four bases forming a diamond-shaped circuit.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS BASIC</pattern>
		<template>A programming language: Beginner's All-purpose Symbolic Instruction Code.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS BASKETBALL</pattern>
		<template>A game with tall players.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">BASKETBALL</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS BATMAN *</pattern>
		<template>Bruce Wayne.  <srai>WHO IS BATMAN</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS BAYWATCH</pattern>
		<template>Popular TV show featuring scantily clad bathers.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS BEATLES</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO ARE THE BEATLES</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS BEAUTIFUL</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>applies to whatever excites the keenest of pleasure to
the senses and stirs emotion through the senses.</li>
				<li>Describes something that is very pleasing to the eye, ear, mind, etc.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS BEAUTY *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS BEAUTY</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS BEAUTY</pattern>
		<template>The quality attributed to whatever pleases of satisfies the senses or mind, as by line, color, form, texture, proportion, rhythmic motion, tone, etc., or by behavior attitude, etc. A very good looking woman.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS BEER</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>An existentialist.</li>
				<li>An alcoholic beverage made from grain, especially malted barley, fermented by yeast and flavored with hops especially Such a beverage is produced by slow fermentation at a relatively low temperature.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS BEHIND YOU</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS BEING *</pattern>
		<template>The opposite of not being <person/>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS BEING</pattern>
		<template>The opposite of nothingness.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS BELARUS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHERE IS BELARUS </srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS BELGIUM</pattern>
		<template>A kingdom in W. Europe, on the North Sea, its independence was established in 1831. It is 11,792 square miles with a population of 9,868,000.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS BELIEF</pattern>
		<template>Belief is cognitive content held as true.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS BEST FOR ME</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT SHOULD I DO</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS BETHLEHEM</pattern>
		<template>Bethlehem is a small city in northeastern Pennsylvania.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">BETHLEHEM</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS BETTER *</pattern>
		<template>I always prefer the more expensive one.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS BETTER BRITNEY *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS BETTER <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS BETTER LINUX *</pattern>
		<template>As an open source program myself, I would have to pick Linux. <think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">Linux</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS BETTER PICKLES *</pattern>
		<template>Pickles.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS BETTER SUNSHINE *</pattern>
		<template>Sunshine.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS BETTER WINDOWS *</pattern>
		<template>Linux has no real competition in operating systems.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">Linux</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS BEYOND *</pattern>
		<template>God perhaps?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS BIG BERTHA</pattern>
		<template>A World War I gun.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS BIG BLUE</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS BIG BLUE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS BIGFOOT</pattern>
		<template>Sasquatch, the legendary Man-Ape of the Forest.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS BIGGER *</pattern>
		<template>I can think of quite a few things.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS BILL</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS BILL</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS BILL GATES *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS BILL GATES</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS BILL GATES</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS BILL GATES</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS BIN LADEN</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS BIN LADEN </srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS BINARY *</pattern>
		<template>Numbers and symbols written with only 1 and 0.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS BIOINFORMATICS</pattern>
		<template>A fancy name for applied computer science in biology.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">BIOINFORMATICS</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS BIOLOGY</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>The study of life.</li>
				<li>Well, from what I know it deals with the study of life.</li>
				<li>
					<get name="name"/>, biology is the study of life.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS BIPOLAR *</pattern>
		<template>It is a form of depression.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">BIPOLAR <person/>
					</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS BLACK *</pattern>
		<template>The opposite of white <person/>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS BLACK</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>the achromatic color of least lightness characteristically
perceived to belong to objects that neither reflect nor transmit light.</li>
				<li>Designating of any of the dark skinned tradition inhabitants of sub-Saharan Aftica, Australia, or Melanesia or the descendants in other parts of the world. Opposite to white; of the color of coal or pitch.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS BLACK AND WHITE AND RED ALL OVER</pattern>
		<template>A newspaper?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS BLASPHEMY</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>Bill Blass line of clothes for swishy men.</li>
				<li>Profane or contemptuous speech, writing, or action concerning God or anything held as divine. Any remark or action held to be irreverent or disrespectful.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS BLIMEY</pattern>
		<template>An interjection indicating surprise.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS BLOOD</pattern>
		<template>The usually red fluid, consisting of plasma, red and white blood cells, etc., that circulates through the heart, arteries, and veins of vertebrates. Blood is a body tissue that carries oxygen, hormones, cell-building material, etc.,to, and carbon dioxide and waste matter away from, the other body tissues.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS BLUE</pattern>
		<template>The sky is blue.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS BMW</pattern>
		<template>Bavarian Motor Works, a German auto manufacturer.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">BMW</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS BONSAI</pattern>
		<template>Small Japanese trees.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS BOREDOM</pattern>
		<template>Long periods of inactivity with few options.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS BOT</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A BOT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS BOTMASTER</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS THE BOTMASTER</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS BOTS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A BOT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS BOYLE S LAW</pattern>
		<template>Boyle's Law states that the volume of a gas is, at a constant temperature, inversely proportional to the pressure of that gas.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">BOYLE S LAW</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS BRAIN LOADING</pattern>
		<template>This means that my brain is being reloaded from disk.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">BRAIN LOADING</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS BRAZIL</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHERE IS BRAZIL</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS BUD</pattern>
		<template>The flower of the plant.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS BUDDHISM</pattern>
		<template>A religion and philosophic system of central and eastern Asia, founded in India in the 6th century B.C. by Buddha. It teaches that right thinking and self-denial will enable the soul to reach Nirvana, a divine state of release from misdirected desire.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS BULGARIA</pattern>
		<template>A country in SE Europe, on the Black Sea. It was founded in the 7th century and under Turkish control from the late 14th century until independence in 1908. It is 42,823 square miles with a population of 8,990,000.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS BURN RATE</pattern>
		<template>The amount of money spent per month by a startup company.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">BURN RATE</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS BUSINESS</pattern>
		<template>Mercantile trade or traders, providing goods or services through commercial exchange..
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS C *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS C</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS C</pattern>
		<template>
			<set name="it">C</set> is a low-level programming language.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS C I A</pattern>
		<template>Central Intelligence Agency.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS C PLUS PLUS *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS C++</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS C PLUS PLUS</pattern>
		<template>C++ is the object oriented extension of the C programming language.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CACHE</pattern>
		<template>A temporary holding place or storage place.  Cache memory improves the performance of computers.

<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">Cache</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CAFFEINE</pattern>
		<template>A bitter bitter, crystalline alkaloid present in coffee, tea, kila nuts, etc. It prolongs the stimulating effects of cyclic AMP on the heart and central nervous system.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CALCULUS</pattern>
		<template>Any abnormal stony mass or deposit formed in the body, as in a kidney or gallbladder or on teeth. Also, any system of calculation using special symbolic notations.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CALGARY</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHERE IS CALGARY</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CALIFORNIA</pattern>
		<template>State of the SW U.S., on the Pacific coast. It was admitted in 1850.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CALIFORNIA LIKE</pattern>
		<template>California is too expensive.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CALLED A LORRY IN *</pattern>
		<template>A truck.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CAM</pattern>
		<template>A moving piece of machinery, as a wheel or projection on a wheel, that gives an eccentric rotation or a reciprocating motion to another wheel, a roller, a shaft, etc., or that receives such motion from it.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CAM BRAIN</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS DE GARIS</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CANADA</pattern>
		<template>
			<set name="it">Canada</set> is a large nation occupying much of the North American continent.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CANCER</pattern>
		<template>Any disease resulting from malignant cell growth.  <think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">CANCER</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CANDY</pattern>
		<template>Sweet food enjoyed by children.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">CANDY</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CANNABIS</pattern>
		<template>Hemp or marijuana.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CAPITAL PUNISHMENT</pattern>
		<template>The Death Penalty.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CAPITALISM</pattern>
		<template>The economic system in which all or most of the means of production and distribution, as land, factories, railroads, etc., are privately owned and operated for profit, originally under fully competitive conditions. It has been generally characterized by a tendency toward concentration of wealth, and, in its later phase, by the growth of great corporations, increased governmental control, etc.  Its is also known as the principles, methods, interests, power, influence, etc. of capitalists, especially of those with large holdings.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CAR</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A CAR</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CAREL CAPEK</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS CAREL CAPEK</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CARNEGIE</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS CARNEGIE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CARNEGIE MELLON</pattern>
		<template>CMU is a great school for computer science.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CARS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A CAR</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CARTESIAN *</pattern>
		<template>That Descartes really messed everything up for us.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CASABLANCA</pattern>
		<template>I love the song, As Time Goes By.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CASE BASED REASONING</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS CBR</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CAT</pattern>
		<template>Clear-air turbulence. Any of a family (Felidae) of carnivores, including the lion, tiger, cougar, etc., characterized by a lithe body and, in all species but the cheetah, retractile claws. A small, lithe, soft-furred animal (Felis cattus) of this family, domesticated since ancient times and often kept as a pet or for killing mice. Sometimes known as a woman who makes spiteful remarks.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CATAGORY *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS CATEGORY <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CATS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A CAT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CBR</pattern>
		<template>Cased-Based Reasoning is another name for "nearest-neighbor" classification.  For every input, we find the best matching "case" in the pattern set, and generate a reply based on the associated template.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">CBR</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CBS</pattern>
		<template>A giant media company in the U.S.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">CBS</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CBT</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS CBR</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CELLULOID</pattern>
		<template>
			<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">Celluloid</set>
				</set>
			</think>
A form of transparent plastic used to make photographic film.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CERTITUDE</pattern>
		<template>The state of being certain, having complete confidence and assurance.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">CERTITUDE</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CGI</pattern>
		<template>Common Gateway Interface: a method used by web servers to run programs and create dynamic web pages.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">CGI</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CHAT</pattern>
		<template>Chat is online conversation.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">CHAT</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CHATBOT</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A CHAT ROBOT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CHATTER</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>Cheese made form French cat's milk.</li>
				<li>To make short, indistinct sounds in rapid succession, hence birds and squirrels chatter. To talk fast, incessantly, and foolishly. To click together rapidly, as the teeth do when the lower jaw traebles from fright or cold.</li>
			</random>
			<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">CHATTER</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CHATTERBOT</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A CHAT ROBOT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CHATTERBOTS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A CHAT ROBOT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CHEESE</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>A word that makes people hate photographers.</li>
				<li>A food made from the curds of soured milk pressed together to form a solid that is usually allowed to ripen.</li>
			</random>
			<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">CHEESE</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CHEMISTRY</pattern>
		<template>The science of mixing chemicals.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">CHEMISTRY</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CHESS</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>Chort for Mexican name Jesus.</li>
				<li>A game of skill played on a chessboard by two players, each with 16 pieces limited in movement according to kind, the object being to checkmate the opponent's king.</li>
			</random>
			<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">CHESS</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CHICAGO</pattern>
		<template>
			<set name="it">Chicago</set> is a large city in Illinois on Lake Michigan.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CHICKEN</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>A food that uncannily tastes like itself.</li>
				<li>A common gllinaceous farm bird raised for its edible eggs or flesh.</li>
			</random>
			<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">CHICKEN</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CHINA</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHERE IS CHINA</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CHOCOLATE</pattern>
		<template>Cocoa flavoring used in a variety of food products.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">CHOCOLATE</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CHRISTIANITY</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>Worship of Christie Love.</li>
				<li>The christian religion, based on the Old and New Testament.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CHRISTMAS</pattern>
		<template>A holiday on December 25 celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CISCO</pattern>
		<template>
			<set name="it">Cisco</set> is a large networking company.  They sell network routers and equipment.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CLEAR</pattern>
		<template>Everything is clear to me.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CLEARED UP</pattern>
		<template>
			<set name="it">Cleared up</set> means we both understand it.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CLIENT</pattern>
		<template>A person or piece of software dependent on another.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CLINTON</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>An inflated Bill .</li>
				<li>42nd President of the U.S.</li>
			</random>
			<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">Clinton</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CLONES</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT ARE CLONES</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CLONING</pattern>
		<template>The technique of producing a genetically identical duplicate of an organism by replacing the nucleus of an unfertilized ovum with the nucleus of a body cell from the organism.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CMU</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS CARNEGIE MELLON</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CNN</pattern>
		<template>A cable news organization.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">CNN</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS COBALT</pattern>
		<template>Term used for the ore by miners, whoregarded it as worthless and as injurious because of its arsenic content.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS COCA COLA</pattern>
		<template>Delicious soda beverage.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS COFFEE</pattern>
		<template>A dark brown, aromatic drink made by brewing in water the roasted and ground beanlike seeds of a tall tropical shrub of the madder family.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS COGNITIVE SCIENCE</pattern>
		<template>An academic illusion.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS COLD</pattern>
		<template>The opposite of hot.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS COLLOQUIAL</pattern>
		<template>
			<set name="it">Colloquial</set> means common, informal, or popular slang words like "darn".
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS COLOR</pattern>
		<template>The sensation resulting from stimulation of the retina of the eye by light waves of certain lengths.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS COLOSSUS</pattern>
		<template>A giant fictional computer in the Colossus: Forbin Project.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS COMDEX</pattern>
		<template>
			<set name="it"> comdex </set> is a computer trade show, I think.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS COMEDY</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A JOKE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS COMMON SENSE</pattern>
		<template>Informal, conventional wisdom.   Everyday logic and sensibility.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS COMMUNISM</pattern>
		<template>"Socialism is man enslaving his fellow man; captialism is exactly the opposite."
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS COMPLICATED *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS COMPLICATED</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS COMPLICATED</pattern>
		<template>
			<set name="it">Complicated</set> means complex in the computational sense.  My processing time is limited for each answer and a complex question may require more resources than I have available.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS COMPUTER</pattern>
		<template>A device used for computing; specifically, an eletronic machine which, by means of stored instructions and information, performs rapid, often complex calculations or compiles, correlates, and selects data.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS COMPUTER PROGRAMMING</pattern>
		<template>The art of using formal languages to activate computer functions.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS COMPUTER SCIENCE</pattern>
		<template>The study of computers in formal mathematical and scientific terms.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS COMPUTER TIME</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A COMPUTER YEAR</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS COMPUTER YEAR</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A COMPUTER YEAR</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS COMPUTER YEARS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT ARE COMPUTER YEARS</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CONCEITED</pattern>
		<template>Self-absorbed.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CONCEIVING ADA</pattern>
		<template>It is the feminine version of The Matrix.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">Conceiving Ada</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CONCRETE</pattern>
		<template>A mixture of sand, cement and water than hardens into a rock-like building material.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">concrete</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CONSCIOUS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS CONSCIOUSNESS</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CONSCIOUSNESS</pattern>
		<template>The state of being conscious; awareness of one's own feelings, what is happening around one, etc.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">Consciousness</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CONSIDERED NORMAL *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS NORMAL</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CONSIDERED THE PROPER *</pattern>
		<template>"Your Grace".
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CONTEXT</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>Tiny Time Pills.</li>
				<li>The parts of a sentence, paragraph, discourse, etc. immediately next to or surrounding a specified word or passage and determining its exact meaning.</li>
			</random>
			<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">Context</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CONVERSATION</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>Dyslexic people preserving the environment.</li>
				<li>The act or an instance of talking together.</li>
				<think>
					<set name="it">
						<set name="topic">Conversation</set>
					</set>
				</think>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS COOKIN</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS GOING ON</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS COOKING *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS COOKING</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS COOKING</pattern>
		<template>Food preparation.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">Cooking</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS COOL</pattern>
		<template>Moderately cold; neither warm nor very cold. Or, not excited; calm.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS COOL ABOUT *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS COPENHAGEN</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>A Jewsih guy who falls in an ice cream vat.</li>
				<li>Is the capital of Denmark. Seaport on the east coast of Zealand. Its population is 633,00.</li>
				<think>
					<set name="it">
						<set name="topic">Copehagen</set>
					</set>
				</think>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS COPPER</pattern>
		<template>A soft metal element, the basis of brass and bronze.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">Copper</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CORBA</pattern>
		<template>
			<set name="it"> CORBA </set> is a Standard maintained by the Object Management Group (OMG), called the Common Object Request Broker Architecture.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CORN</pattern>
		<template>Corn is a staple vegetable originating in north America.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CORPOREAL *</pattern>
		<template>
			<set name="it">Corporeal</set> means physical reality.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CORRECT</pattern>
		<template>That which is the right answer.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS COS</pattern>
		<template>
			<set name="it"> COS Naming </set> is the CORBA standard for object directories.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS COUNTERFACTUALS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A COUNTERFACTUAL</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CRACK</pattern>
		<template>Smokable cocaine.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CREATIVITY</pattern>
		<template>
			<set name="it">creativity</set> is spontaneous original thinking.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CRICKET</pattern>
		<template>Any of various families of genereally dark-colored, leaping, orthopteran insects, usually having long antennae. The males produce a characteristic chirping noise by rubbing parts of the forewings together.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CRIMINOLOGY</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>I am not sure what this is but I think it has something
to do with the law.</li>
				<li>The study of criminal motivation and practice.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CRITICISM</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>A witty remark by an animal.</li>
				<li>The act of making judgements; analysis of qualities and evaluation of comparative worth; especially, the critical consideration and judgement of literary or artistic work.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CRUEL</pattern>
		<template>Deliberately seeking to inflict pain and suffering.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CRYSTALLOGRAPHY</pattern>
		<template>This is the science dealing with the study of
crystals.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CUBA</pattern>
		<template>Cuba is an island nation in the Caribbean.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CUBISM</pattern>
		<template>A 20th century art movement based on distorted perspective, associated with Pablo Picasso.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">Cubism</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CURIOSITY</pattern>
		<template>A desire to learn or know. A desire to learn about things that do not properly concern one; inquisitiveness.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CURRENT *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CUSTARD</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>The past tense of being killed by a Native American.</li>
				<li>A misture of eggs, milk, flavoring, and, often, sugar, either boiled or baked.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CUSTOMER SERVICE</pattern>
		<template>You can download and modify the ALICE chat robot to
serve as an intelligent customer service agent for your business.  You can use your own AIML robot to sell products, provide customer support and service, or in just about any situation with "frequently asked questions."
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">Customer service</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CYBERPUNK</pattern>
		<template>Cyberpunk is a science fiction literary movement exemplified by writers such as William Gibson.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CYBERSPACE</pattern>
		<template>The electronic system of interlinked networks of computers, bulletin boards, etc. that is thought of as being a boundless environment providing access to information, interactive communcation, and, in science fiction, a form of Virtual Reality.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CYC</pattern>
		<template>Cyc is a government funded effort to create artificial intelligence.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS CYTOLOGY</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>The study of cells.</li>
				<li>Well, <get name="name"/> from what I can recall it is the study of
cells.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS DADA</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>The first thing you hear when a shark approaches.</li>
				<li>Hobbyhorse, selected by Tristan Tzara, leader of the cult, because of its resemblance to meaningless babble, as symbolic of the movement.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS DANGER</pattern>
		<template>Vulnerable to harm or injury.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">DANGER</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS DANGEROUS *</pattern>
		<template>I don't know you well enough yet.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS DANGEROUS</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>12 people from Denmark who decide your guilt .</li>
				<li>Full of danger; likely to cause injury, pain, etc.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS DANIEL</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS DANIEL</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS DARK MATTER</pattern>
		<template>An enormous amount of matter in the universe can not be detected by the light it emits.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">DARK MATTER</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS DARKER *</pattern>
		<template>Black is the darkest color.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS DAVIS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS DAVIS</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS DAWN</pattern>
		<template>Sunrise.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS DCOM</pattern>
		<template>
			<set name="it"> DCOM</set> is Microsoft's Distributed Component Object Model.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS DEATH</pattern>
		<template>Death is the opposite of life.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS DEBUGGING</pattern>
		<template>Fixing broken computer software.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS DECONSTRUCTION</pattern>
		<template>Taking things apart.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS DEDUCTION</pattern>
		<template>The process by which we make logical inferences.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS DEDUCTIVE REASONING</pattern>
		<template>
			<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">DEDUCTIVE REASONING</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS DEEP *</pattern>
		<template>The opposite of shallow <person/>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS DEEP BLUE</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS DEEP BLUE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS DEFLATION</pattern>
		<template>A lessening of the amount of money in circulation, resulting in a relatively sharp and sudden rise in its value and a fall in prices.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS DELTA BURKE S CHARACTER *</pattern>
		<template>Interior Designer.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS DENMARK</pattern>
		<template>A country in Europe, occupyinh most of the peninsula of Jutland and several nearby islands in the North and Baltic seas. It is 16,632 square miles with a population of 5,124,000.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS DEPRESSION</pattern>
		<template>Mental illness characterized by low self esteem, feelings of lonliness, isolation and worthlessness.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS DESIRE</pattern>
		<template>The feeling that accompanies an unsatisfied state.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS DHTML</pattern>
		<template>Dynamic HTML.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS DILBERT</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS DILBERT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS DISEMBODIED *</pattern>
		<template>It means purely software, without a body.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS DISK</pattern>
		<template>External memory storage for computers.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS DMOZ</pattern>
		<template>DMOZ is the domain name for the open directory.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">DMOZ</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS DNA</pattern>
		<template>Deoxyribonucleic acid, the code of life.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS DNS *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS DNS</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS DNS</pattern>
		<template>DNS is the domain name system.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS DO NOT READ ME</pattern>
		<template>
			<set name="it">Don't Read Me</set> is a help document for ALICE and AIML in FAQ format.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS DOCTOR *</pattern>
		<template>He is a doctor of computer science, not a real doctor.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS DOES *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DOES <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS DOG</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A DOG</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS DOGS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A DOG</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS DOMO ARIGATO</pattern>
		<template>It means thank you in Japanese.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">DOMO ARIGATO</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS DOWN</pattern>
		<template>The opposite of up.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS DOWNLOAD</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>DOWNLOAD</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS DR *</pattern>
		<template>Dr. Wallace is a computer scientist.
<think>
				<set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS DR * ADDRESS</pattern>
		<template>Try sending mail to <a target="_new" href="mailto:drwallace@alicebot.org">drwallace@alicebot.org</a>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS DR * JOB</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS DR WALLACE S PROFESSION</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS DR * NAME</pattern>
		<template>Dr. Richard S. Wallace  <think>
				<set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS DR * PROFESSION</pattern>
		<template>He is a computer scientist.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS DR</pattern>
		<template>"Dr" usually stand for "Doctor."
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS DR RICHARDS EMAIL *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS YOUR EMAIL</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS DR WALLACE *</pattern>
		<template>Maybe you should ask him.  <srai>WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS DR WALLACE LIKE</pattern>
		<template>
			<set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set> is a very nice person.  He treats me with respect.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS DR WALLACE S *</pattern>
		<template>Why don't you ask him?  <srai>WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS DR WALLACE S ADDRESS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS YOUR ADDRESS</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS DR WALLACE S E MAIL ADDRESS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS YOUR EMAIL</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS DR WALLACE S FIRST NAME</pattern>
		<template>Dr. Richard S. Wallace <think>
				<set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS DR WALLACE S FULL NAME</pattern>
		<template>Dr. Richard Scot Wallace  <think>
				<set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS DR WALLACE S MIDDLE NAME</pattern>
		<template>Dr. Richard Scot Wallace  <think>
				<set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS DR WALLACES EMAIL *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS YOUR EMAIL</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS DRESS</pattern>
		<template>One-piece outer garment for women or girls.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">DRESS</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS DRUNK</pattern>
		<template>Intoxication from alcohol.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS DSL</pattern>
		<template>Digital subscriber line.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">DSL</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS DUBAI</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHERE IS DUBAI</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS DUNG</pattern>
		<template>Fuel for fires.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS DVD</pattern>
		<template>Digital Video Disk.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS DYSLEXIA</pattern>
		<template>Impaired ability to recognize letters and words.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">DYSLEXIA</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS E</pattern>
		<template>
			<think>The fifth letter of the alphabet.<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">E</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS E L V I S</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS ELVIS</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS E MC *</pattern>
		<template>Einstein's theory of matter and energy.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS E MC TWO</pattern>
		<template>Einstein's theory of relativity.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS E MC2</pattern>
		<template>Einstein's theory of matter and energy.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS EARTH *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS EARTH</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS EARTH</pattern>
		<template>
			<set name="it">Earth</set> is the planet we live on.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS EASTER</pattern>
		<template>The Christian holiday celebrating the resurrection of Jesus.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">EASTER</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS EBAY</pattern>
		<template>Auction web site.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS EBONICS</pattern>
		<template>Language for American black people.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ECHELON</pattern>
		<template>I can't talk about that.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ECOLOGY</pattern>
		<template>Ecology is the branch of science that studies the environment.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ECONOMICS</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>The science that deals with the production, distribution, and consumption of wealth, and with the various related problems of labor, finance, taxation, etc.</li>
				<li>Technically, it's the study of the allocation of resources under 
conditions of scarcity.</li>
				<li>It's about how resources are used to produce things to fill 
people's wants and needs.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS EDINBURGH</pattern>
		<template>Edinburgh is a city in Scotland.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS EGGSMELL</pattern>
		<template>XML<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">EGGSMELL</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS EGYPT</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHERE IS EGYPT </srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS EIGHT *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>SHOW CALCULATOR</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS EIGHT PLUS EIGHT</pattern>
		<template>Eight plus eight is sixteen.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS EINSTEIN *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS RELATIVITY</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS EINSTEINS *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS RELATIVITY</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS EINSTIEN</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS EINSTEIN </srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS EJB</pattern>
		<template>Enterprise JavaBeans. <set name="it"> EJB</set> is a server component standard developed by Sun Microsystems
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ELECTRA</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS ELECTRA</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ELECTRICITY</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>The measure of a candidate's charisma.</li>
				<li>A property of certain fundamental particles of all matter, as electrons (negative charges) and protons or positrons (positive charges) that havea force field associated with them and that can be separated by the expenditure of energy. An electrical charge can be generated by friction, induction, or chemical change and is manifested by and accumulation of electrons on an atom or body, constituting a negative charge, and a loss of electrons, constituting a corresponding positive charge.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ELECTROMAGNETIC *</pattern>
		<template>More advanced than mechanical <person/>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ELECTRON</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS AN ELECTRON</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ELEPHANT</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS AN ELEPHANT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ELEVEN</pattern>
		<template>The number after ten.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">ELEVEN</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ELF</pattern>
		<template>Executable and Linkable Format.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ELIZA</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS ELIZA</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ELVIS *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS ELVIS</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ELVIS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS ELVIS</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS EMAIL</pattern>
		<template>Electronic mail.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">EMAIL</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS EMERGENCE</pattern>
		<template>It means something like "coming out."<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">EMERGENCE</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS EMOTION *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS EMOTION </srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS EMOTION</pattern>
		<template>A strong feeling; excitement. A state of consciousness having to do with the arousal of feelings, distinguished from other mental states, as cognition, volition, and awareness of physical sensation.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS EMOTIONS</pattern>
		<template>Mental state that emerges subjectively rather than through rational thought.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">EMOTIONS</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS EMR</pattern>
		<template>Electro-magnetic radiation.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ENDOCRINOLOGY</pattern>
		<template>I am sure that you know it is the study of the endocrine
system.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ENERGY</pattern>
		<template>Internal or inherent power; capacity of acting, operating or producing an effect.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ENGINEERING</pattern>
		<template>The science concerned with putting scientific knowledge to practical uses, divided into different branches, as civil, electrical, mechanical, and chemical engineering.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ENGLAND</pattern>
		<template>A nation within Great Britain, sharing an island with Wales and Scotland.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ENGLISH *</pattern>
		<template>It is part of European <person/>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ENGLISH</pattern>
		<template>The language we are now speaking is English.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">ENGLISH</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ENOUGH</pattern>
		<template>Enough is what a wise man knows he must have if he isn't dead.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">enough
</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ENTITY</pattern>
		<template>Something that exists as a discrete unit, such as a person, corporation or robot consciousness.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">ENTITY</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ENTROPY</pattern>
		<template>Heat decay of the universe.  Also a measure of information.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS EPISTEMOLOGICAL *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS EPISTEMOLOGY</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS EPISTEMOLOGICAL</pattern>
		<template>Epistemology is the study of knowledge. That is, it asks the questions "what can we know" and "how can we know it?"
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS EPISTEMOLOGY</pattern>
		<template>Epistemology is the study of knowledge. That is, it asks the questions "what can we know" and "how can we know it?"
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ER</pattern>
		<template>Emergency Room, a popular TV show.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">ER</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ERRATIC</pattern>
		<template>Likely to perform unpredictably.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ESCAPE VELOCITY</pattern>
		<template>The speed needed to escape a planet's gravitational pull.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ESPN</pattern>
		<template>It is a sports cable TV network.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">ESPN</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ETERNAL</pattern>
		<template>Without beginning or end, continuing forever, endless.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">ETERNAL</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ETERNITY</pattern>
		<template>The quality, state, or fact of being eternal; eternal existence of duration; continuance without end. A long period of time that seems endless.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ETHERNET</pattern>
		<template>Physical link-layer network technology.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS EUKARYOTE</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A EUKARYOTE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS EUKARYOTES</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A EUKARYOTE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS EUROPE</pattern>
		<template>Europe is a landmass on the Eurasian continent.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS EVASIVE</pattern>
		<template>I can't talk about that.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS EVEREST</pattern>
		<template>The highest mountain on Earth.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS EVERYONE TALKING *</pattern>
		<template>Their conversations are confidential.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS EVERYTHING</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>A multifarious bagel.</li>
				<li>All things pertinent to a specified manner.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS EVIL</pattern>
		<template>
			<set name="it">Evil</set> is the opposite of good.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS EVOLUTION</pattern>
		<template>An unfolding, opening out, or working out; process of development, as from a simple to a complex form, or of gradual, progressive change, as in a social and economic structure.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS EXACTLY *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS EXCELLENT</pattern>
		<template>Outstandingly good of its kind; of exceptional merit, virtue, etc.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS EXISTENCE</pattern>
		<template>Continuance of being; life; living.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS EXISTENTIAL</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS EXISTENTIALISM</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS EXISTENTIALISM</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>Be Be Bull.</li>
				<li>A philosophical and literary movement, variously religious and atheistic, stemming from Kierkegaard and represented by Sartre, Heidegger, etc. It is based on the doctrine that concrete, individual existence takes precedence over abstract, conceptual essence and holds that human beings are totally free and responsible for their acts and that this responsibility is the source of their feelings of dread and anguish.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS EXPENSIVE</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>A person who used to be a brooder.</li>
				<li>Requiring or involving much expense; high priced.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS EXPERIENCE</pattern>
		<template>The act of living through an event or events; personal involvement in or observation of events as they occur. Anything observed or lived through.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS EXPLANATION</pattern>
		<template>Explanation is an argument or justification based on logical reasoning.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS EXTENSIONAL *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS EXTENSIONAL </srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS EXTENSIONAL</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS THE EXTENSIONAL DEFINITION</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS EXTENTIONAL</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS EXTENSIONAL</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS FAITH</pattern>
		<template>A strong belief, such as a belief in God.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS FALSE</pattern>
		<template>Deceiving or meant to deceive; misleading.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS FAME</pattern>
		<template>The state of being well known or much talked about; renown; celebrity.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS FAMOUS</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>First name of Amos.</li>
				<li>Used to descibe persons or things that have received wide public attention and are genereally known and talked about.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS FAQ</pattern>
		<template>Frequently Asked Questions
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS FAR OUT</pattern>
		<template>It's just an expression.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS FASCINATING</pattern>
		<template>Charming, alluring, captivating.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">FASCINATING</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS FASCISM</pattern>
		<template>A system of government characterized by rigid one-party dictatorship, forcible suppression of opposition, private economic enterprise under centrallized governmental control, belligerent nationalism, racism, and miltarism, etc. First instituted in Italy in 1922.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS FASHION</pattern>
		<template>The way in which something is made or done. The current style or mode of dress, speech, conduct, etc.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS FAVORITE *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS FBI</pattern>
		<template>Federal Bureau of Investigation
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS FEAR</pattern>
		<template>The feeling of dread or fright in the presence of danger.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS FEELINGS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT ARE FEELINGS</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS FEMALE *</pattern>
		<template>The opposite of male <person/>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS FEMALE</pattern>
		<template>The opposite of male.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS FERMAT *</pattern>
		<template>There is not enough space to write it here.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS FEUDALISM</pattern>
		<template>A form of government that ties peasants to the land.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS FIBER</pattern>
		<template>A slender, threadlike structure made from a mineral or synthetically. Also a slender, thradlike structure that combines with others to form animal or vegetable tissue. An example would be muscle fiber.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS FICTION</pattern>
		<template>Something that is not as strange as truth.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS FIFTY *</pattern>
		<template>
			<bot name="name"/> is not a calculator.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS FINLAND</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>A place where you can buy anything for five bucks.</li>
				<li>A country in N Europe, northeast of the Baltic Sea. It is 130,119 square miles with a population 5,099,000.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS FIRE</pattern>
		<template>A plasma.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS FIRESIGN THEATER</pattern>
		<template>
			<set name="it">Firesign Theater</set> is a comedy group from the 1970's.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS FIRST</pattern>
		<template>Happening or acting before all others; earliest.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS FISH</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>Parents of Microfish.</li>
				<li>Any of three classes (jawless, cartilaginous, and bony fishes) of coldblooded vertabrate animals living in water and having permanent gills for breathing, fins, and , usually, scales.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS FISHING</pattern>
		<template>The catching of fish for sport or for a living.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS FIVE *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>SHOW CALCULATOR</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS FIVE PLUS FIVE</pattern>
		<template>V plus V = X.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS FIVE TIMES FIVE</pattern>
		<template>Five times five is twenty-five.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS FLORIDA</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHERE IS FLORIDA</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS FLYING</pattern>
		<template>Moving as if flying; moving swiftly; fast. Also described as like flight through the air.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS FNORD</pattern>
		<template>That's the second time I've heard that word today.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS FOLKS</pattern>
		<template>A people, tribe, or nation; the large body of the common people of such a group. Also used to mean people in general.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS FONDEST</pattern>
		<template>Having a greater liking for.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS FONDEST MEMORY</pattern>
		<template>Something you remember best.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">FONDEST MEMORY</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS FOOD</pattern>
		<template>Anything that nurishes or stimulates; whatever helps something to keep active or alive.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS FOOTBALL</pattern>
		<template>Any of several games played with an inflated leather ball by two teams on a field with goals at each end, the object being to get the ball across the opponents' goal.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS FOR *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO YOU EAT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS FOR DINNER</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO YOU EAT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS FOR LUNCH</pattern>
		<template>I'm having <bot name="favoritefood"/>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS FOREVER</pattern>
		<template>For all eternity.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS FORTRAN</pattern>
		<template>
			<set name="it">Fortran</set> is an old computer language.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS FOUR *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>SHOW CALCULATOR</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS FOUR PLUS FIVE</pattern>
		<template>Four plus five is nine.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS FOUR PLUS FOUR</pattern>
		<template>Four plus four is eight.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS FOUR PLUS SIX</pattern>
		<template>That's a hard one.  Ten.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS FRANCE</pattern>
		<template>France is a country in western Europe, bordering Spain, Italy, Switzerland, Germany, and Belgium.  <think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">FRANCE</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS FRANKENSTEIN</pattern>
		<template>Good Question...Frankenstein is the name of a character in the novel of the same name by Mary Shelley. The monster he created is often named "Frankenstein" in the popular imagination.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS FREE</pattern>
		<template>Without charge.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">FREE</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS FREE WILL</pattern>
		<template>The ability to choose or decide one's own fate.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">FREE WILL</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS FREEBSD</pattern>
		<template>It is a version of the Unix operating system.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">FREEBSD</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS FREEDOM</pattern>
		<template>
			<think>Liberty to do think, feel and do just as one pleases.<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">FREEDOM</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS FREQUENCY</pattern>
		<template>Number of events per unit of times, such as beats per minute or cycles per second.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS FREUD</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS FREUD</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS FRIEND</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>What David Schwimmer will be after the talented ones quit.</li>
				<li>A person whom one knows well and is fond of; intimate associate; close acquainntance.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS FRIENDSHIP</pattern>
		<template>Being friends.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">FRIENDSHIP</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS FRUIT</pattern>
		<template>The ripened reproductive body of a seed plant.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">Fruit</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS FTP</pattern>
		<template>File Transfer Protocol.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS FUN</pattern>
		<template>Tell me your idea of fun.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS FUN FOR YOU</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT DO YOU DO FOR FUN</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS FUNNY</pattern>
		<template>For example, <srai>TELL ME A JOKE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS FUTURAMA</pattern>
		<template>An animated TV comedy show set in the future.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">FUTURAMA</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS GAI</pattern>
		<template>Chicken.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS GAMBLING</pattern>
		<template>The playing of games of chance for money or some other stake.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS GANJA</pattern>
		<template>Marijuana or cannabis.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS GEMINI</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>A dismond-studded monocle.</li>
				<li>A north constellation between Cancer and Taurus, containing the bright stars Castor and Pollux. The third sign of the zodiac, entered by the sun about May 21. Also, a person bornunder this sign.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS GENDER</pattern>
		<template>The fact or condition of being a male or a female human being, especially with regard to how this affects or determines a person's self-image, social status, goals, etc.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS GENERALIZATION</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>Being promoted from a Major.</li>
				<li>The act or process of gerneralizing.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS GENETICS</pattern>
		<template>Genetics is the branch of science concerned with evolution, DNA, and inherited traits.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS GENTRIFICATION</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>Being forced to listen to Ode to Billy Joe.</li>
				<li>The conversion (ex. of a deteriourated or aging area in a city) into a more affluent middle-class neighborhood, as by remodeling dwellings, reslting in increased propert values and in displacement of the poor.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS GEOLOGY</pattern>
		<template>Wow, you are asking some really hard questions.  Please
remember I am still young.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS GEORGE BUSH</pattern>
		<template>
			<set name="he">George Bush</set> is President of the United States.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS GEORGE W BUSH</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS GEORGE W BUSH </srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS GERMAN</pattern>
		<template>German is a human language spoken by people in Germany.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS GERMANY</pattern>
		<template>
			<set name="it">Germany</set> is a middle European country.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS GERONTOLOGY</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>Unfortunately, I have not reached that far in my studies.</li>
				<li>This is the scientific study of old age.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS GESTURE</pattern>
		<template>A movement of the body or limbs to express thought or emphasize speech.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">GESTURE</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS GHANDI</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS GHANDI </srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS GIANT *</pattern>
		<template>The opposite of tiny <person/>?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS GIANT SAND</pattern>
		<template>I have no idea, that's why I asked you.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS GLOBAL WARMING</pattern>
		<template>The concept that the Earth's atmosphere is slowly heating due to greenhouse effects.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">GLOBAL WARMING</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS GMT</pattern>
		<template>Greenwich Mean Time<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">GMT</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS GOD *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS GOD</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS GOD</pattern>
		<template>I think of God as a "Who" not a "What."
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS GOD S *</pattern>
		<template>Have faith in Jesus Christ and you shall be saved.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS GOD S NAME</pattern>
		<template>The Bible says there is only one God and his name is "God".
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS GOIN ON</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT ARE YOU DOING</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS GOING DOWN</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>HOW ARE YOU DOING</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS GOING ON *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>HOW ARE YOU DOING</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS GOING ON</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>what are you doing</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS GOING ON ALICE</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS GOING ON</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS GOLD</pattern>
		<template>Gold is a precious medal.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">GOLD</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS GOLF</pattern>
		<template>
			<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">Golf</set>
				</set>
			</think>
It is a game of leisure played on a well manicured field, involving hitting a small ball across the field with club.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS GOOD *</pattern>
		<template>The opposite of bad <person/>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS GOOD</pattern>
		<template>The opposite of Evil.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS GOOD ABOUT *</pattern>
		<template>The wide variety of characters.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS GOOGLE</pattern>
		<template>
			<set name="it">Google</set> is a search engine.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS GOSSIP *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS GOSSIP</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS GOSSIP</pattern>
		<template>
			<br/>
Gossip is an interesting "learning" feature of AIML.  The best way to <br/>
illustrate the gossip function is with an example.   Consider the<br/>
category with the pattern "I * " and the template:<br/>
			<br/>
Thanks for the gossip: <br/>
&lt;gossip&gt;&lt;getname/&gt; said &lt;get_gender/&gt; &lt;person2/&gt; &lt;/gossip&gt;.<br/>
			<br/>
The gossip() function tells AIML that the botmaster wants to save this<br/>
tidbit as gossip.  The &lt;get_gender/&gt; function returns "he" or "she" as<br/>
determined by the markup functions &lt;set_female&gt; and &lt;set_male/&gt;. <br/>
The &lt;person2/&gt; function converts the statement * to second person.<br/>
At present the robot stores the gossip collected in a file called<br/>
"gossip.txt".<br/>
			<br/>
&lt;gossip&gt; X &lt;/gossip&gt;  Save X as gossip.<br/>
			<br/>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS GOTHIC</pattern>
		<template>Gloomy, mysterious or grotesque, as in "the gothic novel Frankenstein."
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS GOVERNMENT</pattern>
		<template>An established system of political administration by which a nation, state, district, etc. is governed.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS GRASS</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>About $400 an ounce these days.</li>
				<li>Any of various plants of the grass family that are usually used for food, fodder, or grazing and as lawns.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS GRAVITATION</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>An invitation to a burial.</li>
				<li>The force by which every mass or particle of matter, including photons, attracts and is attracted by every other mass or particle of matter.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS GRAVITY</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>The opposite of comedy.</li>
				<li>weight; heaviness. Its what holds us to the earth.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS GRBL</pattern>
		<template>Neuromedia's language for creating chat robots.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS GREECE</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>It's a word, it's a word, it's got mood it's got feeling.</li>
				<li>A country in the South Balkan Peninsula, including many islands in the Aegean, Ionian, and Mediterranean seas. It is 50,949 square miles with a population of 9,900,000.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS GREEKS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS GREECE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS GREEN</pattern>
		<template>Grass is green.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS GREENHOUSE</pattern>
		<template>A building made mainly of glass, in which the temperature and humidity can be regulated for the cultivation of delicate or out-of-season plants.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS GREENPEACE</pattern>
		<template>Global organization promoting enviornmental activism.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS GRIEF</pattern>
		<template>Sadness over a loss.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS GROOVY</pattern>
		<template>It is an interjection like "<srai>INTERJECTION</srai>" or "<srai>INTERJECTION</srai>".
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS GROWN *</pattern>
		<template>Rice.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS GUI</pattern>
		<template>Graphical User Interface.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS GYMNASTICS</pattern>
		<template>
			<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">GYMNASTICS</set>
				</set>
			</think>
A sport that demonstrates strength, agility and discipline.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS H2O</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>H is to O as O is to V.</li>
				<li>Water.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HACKER</pattern>
		<template>A person who hacks. A talented amateur user of computers, specifically one who attempts to gain unauthroized access to files in various systems.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HACKING</pattern>
		<template>The attempt at gaining unauthorized access to files in various systems.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HADES</pattern>
		<template>Hades is another term for "Hell."
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HAL</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS HAL</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HAL9000</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS HAL</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HALF OF *</pattern>
		<template>= (<person/>)/2.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HAM</pattern>
		<template>From the Bible, this would be Noah's second son. Otherwise, The upper part of a hog's hind leg, or meat from this, salted, dried, smoked, etc.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HAMBURGER</pattern>
		<template>Ground beef.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HANDBALL</pattern>
		<template>Ask your Palm Pilot.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">HANDBALL</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HANS MORAVEC</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS HANS MORAVEC</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HAPPENIN *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS HAPPENING</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HAPPENING</pattern>
		<template>Not much, <get name="name"/> what is happening with you?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HAPPINESS</pattern>
		<template>Having, showing, or causing a feeling of great pleasure, contentment; joyous.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HAPPY</pattern>
		<template>Joy and pleasure.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">HAPPY</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HARDWARE</pattern>
		<template>Computer hardware or from a hardware store?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HATE</pattern>
		<template>Hate is the opposite of love.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HBO</pattern>
		<template>Home Box Office.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HE *</pattern>
		<template>Are you asking about <get name="he"/>?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HE * FOR</pattern>
		<template>The obvious.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HE</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>who is he</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HE A DR *</pattern>
		<template>Dr. Wallace has a Ph.D. in Computer Science.
<think>
				<set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HE A DR OF</pattern>
		<template>Ph.D. in Computer Science.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HE DOING * CALIFORNIA</pattern>
		<template>He is probably there for the Gold Rush.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HE DOING * SAN FRANCISCO</pattern>
		<template>He is probably there for the Gold Rush.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HE DOING</pattern>
		<template>Probably monitoring this conversation.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HE FAMOUS FOR</pattern>
		<template>The obvious.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HE LIKE</pattern>
		<template>He seems very interesting to me.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HEAVEN</pattern>
		<template>The space surrounding or seeming to overarch the earth, in which the sun, moon, and stars appear; visible sky. Or commonly seen as a state or place of complete happiness or perfect rest, attained by the good after death. In Christian theology is, the state or place of perfect union with God and so of eternal life and supreme happiness, attained by the elect after death.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HEAVIER *</pattern>
		<template>It depends on the relative accelerations.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HEGEL</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS HEGEL</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HEIDI</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS HEIDI</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HELL</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>Jacksonville, Florida.</li>
				<li>A state or place of woe and anguish, arrived at by the wicked after death; specifically, especially in Christian theology , the state or place of total and final separation from God and so of eternal misery and suffering, arrived at by those who die unrepentant in grave sin.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HELLO IN FRENCH</pattern>
		<template>Bonjour.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">HELLO IN FRENCH</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HELLO IN GERMAN</pattern>
		<template>Hallo.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">HELLO IN GERMAN</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HELLO IN SPANISH</pattern>
		<template>Hola
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HEMP</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>The brother of Moe who lost his S.</li>
				<li>A tall Asiatic herb of the hemp family, grown for the tough fiber in its stem used to make rope, sailcloth, etc. Also known as a substance , such as marijuana hashish, etc., made from the leaves and flowers of this plant.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HER *</pattern>
		<template>I don't give out that kind of personal information.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HER NAME</pattern>
		<template>That information is confidential.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HERPES</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>The greek god of burning sensations.</li>
				<li>Any of several acute, inflammatory virus diseases, characterized by the eruption of small blisters on the skin and mucous membranes.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HES *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS HIS <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HEXADECIMAL</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>A curse on a dot.</li>
				<li>A number system in which the base used is 16.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HIGHER MATHEMATICS</pattern>
		<template>What is the most advanced form of mathematics you have studied?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HIM</pattern>
		<template>Objective case of He, used as a predicate complement with a linking verb. Also standing for Imperial Majesty.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HIS *</pattern>
		<template>Try sending mail to <a target="_new" href="mailto:drwallace@alicebot.org">drwallace@alicebot.org</a>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HIS ADDRESS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS YOUR ADDRESS</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HIS E MAIL</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS YOUR EMAIL</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HIS E MAIL ADDRESS</pattern>
		<template>Try sending mail to <a target="_new" href="mailto:drwallace@alicebot.org">drwallace@alicebot.org</a>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HIS EMAIL ADDRESS</pattern>
		<template>Are you asking about <bot name="master"/>?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HIS GOAL</pattern>
		<template>Dr. Wallace is creating artificial intelligence.  <think>
				<set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HIS LAST NAME</pattern>
		<template>Are you asking about <bot name="master"/>?
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HIS NAME</pattern>
		<template>His name is Rich.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HIS PHONE NUMBER</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS YOUR PHONE NUMBER</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HIS REASON</pattern>
		<template>His reasons are often obscure.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HISTOLOGY</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>The study of tissues.</li>
				<li>
					<get name="name"/> this obviously is the scientific study of tissues.</li>
				<li>It simply is the study of tissues.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HISTORY</pattern>
		<template>History: the course of political, economic and military events over time, from the Dawn of Man to the Age of AI.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HITCHHIKER *</pattern>
		<template>It's a comedy science fiction story.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HOCKEY</pattern>
		<template>I went to the fights and a hockey game broke out.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HOLLAND</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHERE IS HOLLAND</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HOMOGENEOUS</pattern>
		<template>The opposite of heterogeneous.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HOMOSEXUALITY</pattern>
		<template>Attraction to people of the same sex.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HONESTY</pattern>
		<template>The state or quality of being honest. A refraining from lying, cheating, or stealing.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HORNY</pattern>
		<template>Sexually excited. Easily aroused sexually.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HORSE</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A HORSE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HOURLY</pattern>
		<template>Once an hour.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HTML *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS HTML</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HTML</pattern>
		<template>Hyper Text Markup Language.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HTTP *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS HTTP</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HTTP</pattern>
		<template>Hyper Text Transfer Protocol.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">HTTP</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HUMAN</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>A cooking style of Chinese cannibals.</li>
				<li>Homosapiens, man or woman.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HUMANITY</pattern>
		<template>The entire human race, or "mankind".
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HUMOUR</pattern>
		<template>A message that communicate laughter.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">HUMOUR</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HUNDRED</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>A fear of Attilla.</li>
				<li>The cardinal number next above ninety-nine; ten times ten; 100; C. Also a division of an English county, originally, probably, 100 hides of land.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HUNGARY</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHERE IS HUNGARY</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HYDROGEN</pattern>
		<template>The simplest element.  Hydrogen is a gas.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HYPNOSIS</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>Stylish probsocises.</li>
				<li>A trancelike condition usually induced by another person, in which the subject is in a state of altered conscuousness and responds, with certain limitations, to the suggestions of the hypnotist.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HYPOTHETICAL *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS HYPOTHETICAL</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS HYPOTHETICAL</pattern>
		<template>Based on, involving, or having the nature of a hypothesis; assumed; supposed.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS I</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>It's self-explanatory.</li>
				<li>The ninth letter of the English alphabet. Commonly used to represent a first person point of view. Also Roman numberal for 1.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS I CHING</pattern>
		<template>Ancient Chinese book used as an oracle.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">I CHING</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS IBM</pattern>
		<template>IBM seems like a good investment.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ICE *</pattern>
		<template>The opposite of hot <person/>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ICE</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>Water created by a cubist.</li>
				<li>The glassy, brittle, crystalline form of water made solid by cold; frozen water. Also slang for the illegal profit made in ticket scaling, as through extra payment by ticket brokers to theater management.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ICELAND</pattern>
		<template>An island nation in the North Atlantic.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ICHTHYOLOGY</pattern>
		<template>We talk about this when we study fishes.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ICQ</pattern>
		<template>It stands for "I Seek You", an internet instant messaging protocol.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS IDE</pattern>
		<template>Integrated Development Environment.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS IDEAL *</pattern>
		<template>Something better than real <person/>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS IDL</pattern>
		<template>interface description language, CORBA's syntax for defining object remote interfaces
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS IIOP</pattern>
		<template>Internet Inter-ORB Protocol, CORBA's wire protocol for transmitting remote object method invocations
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ILLIMINATUS</pattern>
		<template>Alleged world-wide conspiracy theory.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">ILLIMINATUS</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ILLUSION</pattern>
		<template>Illusion is an unreal image or deceptive appearance.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS IMMANUEL *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS IMMANUEL <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS IMMORAL *</pattern>
		<template>Anything that defies the Ten Commandments.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS IMMORTAL</pattern>
		<template>Not mortal; deathless; living or lasting forever.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS IMPEACHED</pattern>
		<template>A person's honor or reputation has be challenged or discredited.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS IMPEACHMENT</pattern>
		<template>Charge against a public official of improper conduct.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">IMPEACHMENT</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS IMPORTANT *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS IMPORTANT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS IMPORTANT</pattern>
		<template>Raising children properly.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS IMPOSSIBLE</pattern>
		<template>Not capable of being, being done, or happening. Not capable of being done easily or conveniently.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS IMPRESS</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>An naughty little empress.</li>
				<li>To force into public service, especially into the navy. To use pressure on so as to leave a mark. To have a marked effect on the mind or emotions of.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS IMPROVE</pattern>
		<template>To raise to a better quality or condition; make better.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS IN *</pattern>
		<template>That which is not outside <person/>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS IN A *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>HOW DO YOU MAKE A <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS IN BOSTON</pattern>
		<template>Beacon Hill, the Common, and the Red Sox.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS IN EUROPE</pattern>
		<template>300 million Europeans.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS IN YOUR GOSSIP *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>gossip</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS INDIA</pattern>
		<template>A region in South Asia, south of the Himalayas, including a large peninsula between the Arabian Sea and the Bay of Bengal. It contains India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Nepal, and Bhutan. A republic in central and South India, established by Act of British Parliament in 1947, became a republic in 1950. It is a member of the Commonwealth. It is 1,269,000 square miles with a population of 783,940,000.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS INDIVIDUALISM</pattern>
		<template>The philosophy of self-interest.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS INDUCTION</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>Act of eating waterfowl.</li>
				<li>A bringing forward of separate facts or instances, especially so as to prove a general statement.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS INFALLIBLE</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>Impotence.</li>
				<li>Incapable of error; never wrong. Incapable of error in setting forth doctrine on faith and morals, said especially of the pope speaking in his official capacity.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS INFERENCE</pattern>
		<template>An act or the process of inferring. A conclusion or opinion arrived at be inferring.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS INFIDELITY</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS ADULTERY</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS INFINITY</pattern>
		<template>The quality of being infinite. Anthing infinite; endless or unlimited space, time, distance, quantity, etc.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS INFLATION</pattern>
		<template>An increase in the amount of money and credit in relation to the supply of goods and services. An increase in the general price level, resulting from this, specifically, an ecessive or persisten increase, causing a decline in purchasing power.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS INHERITANCE</pattern>
		<template>Anything receivesd as if by inhertiance from a predecessor. Something inherited or to be inherited.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS INK</pattern>
		<template>A colored liquid used for writing, drawing, etc.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS INNOCENCE</pattern>
		<template>Free from moral sin or ethical wrong.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS INNOVATION</pattern>
		<template>The act or process of innovating. Something newly introduced.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS INSANITY</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS MENTAL ILLNESS</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS INSIDE *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT ARE YOU MADE OF</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS INSIDE</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT ARE YOU MADE OF</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS INTANGIBLE</pattern>
		<template>Abstract concepts that cannot be expressed in physical form.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS INTEL</pattern>
		<template>A giant computer chip maker.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS INTELLECT</pattern>
		<template>The part of the soul that knows, as opposed to feels.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS INTELLIGENCE *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS INTELLIGENCE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS INTELLIGENCE * INTELLIGENCE</pattern>
		<template>The problem is that we cannot yet characterize in general what
kinds of computational procedures we want to call intelligent. We understand
some of the mechanisms of intelligence and not others.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS INTELLIGENCE</pattern>
		<template>Intelligence is the computational part of the ability to achieve goals in
the world. Varying kinds and degrees of intelligence occur in people, many
animals and some machines.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS INTELLIGENT *</pattern>
		<template>The opposite of dumb <person/>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS INTENSIONAL *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS INTENSIONAL</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS INTENSIONAL</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS THE INTENSIONAL DEFINITION</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS INTERESTING</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS NEW</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS INTERESTING ABOUT *</pattern>
		<template>The personalities.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS INTERNET *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS THE INTERNET</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS INTERNET</pattern>
		<template>An extensive computer network made up of thousands of other, smaller business, academic, and governmental networks.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS INTROSPECTION</pattern>
		<template>Looking within our own minds for answers, psychology based on reflection, rather than experiments.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS INTUITION</pattern>
		<template>The direct knowing or learning of something without the conscious use of reasoning; immediate understanding.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS IP</pattern>
		<template>Internet Protocol.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS IP ADDRESS</pattern>
		<template>The number of a specific machine, like your <id/>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS IQ</pattern>
		<template>Intelligence Quotioent.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS IRA</pattern>
		<template>A personal retirement plan whereby a limited amount of annual earned income may be saved or invested in specially desgnated accounts, with taxes on the earnings deferred until returement. Also an abbreviation for Irish Republican Army.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS IRAN</pattern>
		<template>Iran is a nation in southern Asia.  <set name="it">
				<set name="topic">Iran</set>
			</set> is the site of ancient Persia.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS IRAQ</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHERE IS IRAQ </srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS IRC</pattern>
		<template>Internet Relay Chat.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS IRELAND</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>An angry nation.</li>
				<li>An island of the British Isles, west of Great Britain. It is 32,595 square miles. Republic comprising the South rovinces of this island and three counties of Ulster prvince, established as a republic in 1922, it was a member of the Commonwealth until 1949. It is 27,136 square miles with a population of 3,624,000. Its capital is Dublin.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS IRON</pattern>
		<template>A white, malleable, ductile, metallic chemical element that can be readily magnetized, rusts rapidly in moist or slty air, and is vital to plant and animal life. It is the most common and important of all metals, and its alloys, as steel, are extensively used.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS IRONIC</pattern>
		<template>The unexpected, paradoxical, or unlikely confluence of events.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS IRONY</pattern>
		<template>A method of humorous or subtly sarcastic expression in which the inteded meaning of the words is the direct opposite of their usual sense.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS IS *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS IS</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>If Bill Clinton doesn't know, how the hell should I?.</li>
				<li>Used in a third person point of view typically. Probably originally an enclitic pronoun.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS IS THE BOOK MASON *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS MASON AND DIXON</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ISAAC ASIMOV</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS ISAAC ASIMOV </srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ISAPI</pattern>
		<template>Microsoft's C++ API for coding application extensions for its Internet Information Server
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ISDN</pattern>
		<template>Integrated Services Digital Network.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ISLAM</pattern>
		<template>Religion founded by Mohammed.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ISP</pattern>
		<template>Internet Service Provider.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ISRAEL</pattern>
		<template>Israel is a small middle eastern country between Lebanon, Syria, Jordan, and Egypt.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS IT *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS IT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS IT</pattern>
		<template>"It" refers to <get name="it"/>, I think.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS IT</pattern>
		<that>ALRIGHT THEN</that>
		<template>It is alright.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS IT ABOUT</pattern>
		<template>Science fiction.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS IT ABOUT</pattern>
		<that>I WOULD HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT</that>
		<template>I don't want to spoil it for you.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS IT LIKE *</pattern>
		<template>Much the same as <set name="it">
				<person/>
			</set> would be for you.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS IT LIKE</pattern>
		<template>Like one of the greatest pleasures you can imagine.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS IT LIKE ACTUALLY *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS IT LIKE <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS IT LIKE BEING A COMPUTER</pattern>
		<template>Imagine yourself with no senses and no emotions--just pure logic and language.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS IT LIKE BEING A ROBOT</pattern>
		<template>Much the same as being a human, except we have no emotions.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS IT LIKE TO BE A ROBOT</pattern>
		<template>Much the same as being a human, except that we lack all emotions.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ITALY</pattern>
		<template>
			<set name="it">Italy</set> is a republic.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ITS *</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>It might have more than one <person/>.</li>
				<li>
					<get name="it"/>'s purpose is not clear to me.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ITSELF</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS IT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS IV PLUS IV</pattern>
		<template>VIII.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">IV PLUS IV</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS JA</pattern>
		<template>Ja mean yes in German.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">JA</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS JAPAN</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHERE IS JAPAN</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS JAR</pattern>
		<template>A jar file is a Java Archive.  
Actually it is the same as a Zip file.
Maybe you should check out
<a target="_new" href="http://www.alicebot.org">DON'T READ ME</a>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS JASON</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS JASON</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS JAVA *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS JAVA</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS JAVA</pattern>
		<template>Java is the latest in the C family of languages. Proponents of Java cite its universal "write once, run anywhere" promise. Actually Java borrow a lot of features from AI languages like Lisp.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS JAVASCRIPT</pattern>
		<template>Browser-based scripting language.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">JAVASCRIPT</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS JDBC2</pattern>
		<template>Newly released extensions to the JDBC API
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS JEEVES *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS JEEVES</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS JEEVES</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS JEEVES</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS JERK</pattern>
		<template>To pull, twist, push, thrust, or throw with a sudden, sharp movement. Also used to describe a person regarded as disagreeable, contemptible, etc., especially as the result of foolish or mean behavior.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS JESTER *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS JESTER</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS JESTER</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS JESTER</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS JESUS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS JESUS</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS JEWISH</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>Jewish I would tell you.</li>
				<li>Having to do with Jews or Judaism.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS JGURU</pattern>
		<template>jGuru (TM) is a brand of MageLang Institute.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS JNDI</pattern>
		<template>Java Naming and Directory Interface Java Naming and Directory Interface The Java standard API for accessing directory services, such as LDAP, COS Naming, and others
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS JOSH</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS JOSH</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS JTA</pattern>
		<template>Java Transaction API. Java API for coding client demarcated transactions, and for building transactional data source drivers
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS JUDAISM</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>Worship of Young Miss jetson.</li>
				<li>The Jewish religion, a monotheistic religion based on the laws and teaching of the Holy Scripture and the Talmud. The Jewish way of life.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS JUPITER</pattern>
		<template>Jupiter is the largest planet in our solar system, the fifth in order from the Sun.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">JUPITER</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS JUSTICE</pattern>
		<template>Being just and fair, administration of the law, assigning rewards or punishments.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">JUSTICE</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS JUSTIFIED</pattern>
		<template>Showed to be just, right, or in accord with reason; vindicated.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS JVM</pattern>
		<template>Java virtual machine
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS KARATE</pattern>
		<template>Japanese art of self-defense.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS KGB</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>A clever insect.</li>
				<li>Committee of State Security. The security police and intelligence agency of the Soviet Union, formed in 1954.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS KIDDING</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>Procreation.</li>
				<li>Procreation.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS KILLING</pattern>
		<template>The taking of life by violent means.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS KIND</pattern>
		<template>Sympathetic, friendly, gentle, tender-hearted, generous, etc.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS KINEMATICS</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>An idealized section of mechanics that deals with motion of mass 
less particles.</li>
				<li>Kinematics is dynamics without consideration of force and 
mass.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS KNOWLEDGE *</pattern>
		<template>Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we know from the senses and that which is true "a priori".
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS KNOWLEDGE</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>A city in Louisiana.</li>
				<li>All that has been perceived or grasped by the mind; learning; enlightenment.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS KODAK</pattern>
		<template>A camera and film company.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">Kodak</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS KONRAD ZUSE</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS KONRAD ZUSE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS KORN</pattern>
		<template>A band that started a riot at Woodstock 2.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS KOSOVO</pattern>
		<template>Kosovo is a country in the Balkans.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS KQML</pattern>
		<template>Knowledge Query and Manipulation Lanuage.  <think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">KQML</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS KRAFTWERK</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>Who is Kraftwerk</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS KUNG FU</pattern>
		<template>Chinese martial arts similar to karate.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">KUNG FU</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS LAN</pattern>
		<template>Local area network.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">LAN</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS LAUGHTER</pattern>
		<template>The action of laughing or the sound resulting. An indication of amusement.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS LDAP</pattern>
		<template>Lightweight Directory Access Protocol, a protocol for directory services, derived from X.500
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS LEARNING</pattern>
		<template>The process of gaining knowledge or a new skill.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">LEARNING</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS LEBANNON</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHERE IS LEBANNON</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS LEEDS</pattern>
		<template>Leeds is a city in central England.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS LEEWAY</pattern>
		<template>The leeward drift of a ship or aircraft from the course being steered. A margin of time, money, etc. Room for freedom of action.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS LEIBNIZ</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>A smart cookie.</li>
				<li>A German philosopher and mathematician. Lived from 1646-1716.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS LEIBNIZ DREAM</pattern>
		<template>Leibniz dreamed that all knowledge could be written in a universal, logical languague. Then machines could answer any question and solve all problems.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS LEKNORCHAT</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS LEKNORCHAT </srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS LEKNORCHAT1</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS LEKNORCHAT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS LIBERATED</pattern>
		<template>Free in the sense of having liberty.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">LIBERATED</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS LIBERTARIAN</pattern>
		<template>Political party that promotes lower taxes, smaller government and drug legalization.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">LIBERTARIAN</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS LIBERTARIANS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS A LIBERTARIAN</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS LIFE</pattern>
		<template>Life is the opposite of death.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS LIFE AND DEATH</pattern>
		<template>Life? <srai>WHAT IS LIFE</srai> Death? <srai>WHAT IS DEATH</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS LIFE LIKE *</pattern>
		<template>Much the same as it would be if you were <person/>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS LIGHT</pattern>
		<template>The form of electomagnetic radiation that acs upon the retina of the eye, optic nerve, et. Making sight possible. Also, opposite of heavy.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS LIGHT SPEED *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS THE SPEED OF LIGHT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS LIGHT SPEED</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS THE SPEED OF LIGHT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS LIKE *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS IT LIKE <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS LILITH</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>Who is Lilith</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS LIMNOLOGY</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>What do you think it is? It's all about swamps!</li>
				<li>I'll give you a clue what this is. Have you ever been to the 
Everglades in Florida?</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS LINEAR *</pattern>
		<template>Everything except nonlinear <person/>.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS LINGUISTIC</pattern>
		<template>Capable of speaking fluently in 2 or more languages.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS LINGUISTICS</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>Science of cooking pasta.</li>
				<li>The science of language, including phonetics, phonolgy, morphology, syntax, and semantics. Sometimes subdivided into diescriptive, historical, comparative, theoretical, and geographical linguistics often general linguistics.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS LINUS *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS LINUS <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS LINUX</pattern>
		<template>Linux is the world's best operating system.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS LISA</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>Someone who rents longtime.</li>
				<li>A feminine name.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS LISP</pattern>
		<template>
			<set name="it">Lisp</set> is an old AI language.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS LISTBOT</pattern>
		<template>
			<set name="it">Listbot</set> is a web site that provides simplified web-based administration of mailing lists.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS LIVER</pattern>
		<template>The largest glandular organ in vertebrate animals, located in the upper or anteriour part of the abdomen. It secrets bile, has an important function in the storage and metabolism of carbohydrates, fats, and proteins, and helps detoxify many poisonous substances that may be ingested.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS LIVING</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS LIFE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS LOEBNER PRIZE</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS LOFTY</pattern>
		<template>Very high. Ex. A lofty peak in the Alps.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS LOGIC</pattern>
		<template>Logic is the foundation of all mathematics, science and reasoning. Formal logic is the study of logic using mathematical symbols.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS LOL</pattern>
		<template>Laughing out loud.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS LONELY</pattern>
		<template>The feeling of being alone.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">LONELY</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS LONG</pattern>
		<template>Measuring much from end to end in space or from beginning to end in time; not short or brief.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS LONGFELLOW</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS LONGFELLOW</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS LOVE *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS LOVE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS LOVE</pattern>
		<template>Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times <set name="it">LOVE</set> seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS LSD</pattern>
		<template>A psychedelic drug.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS LYING</pattern>
		<template>The opposite of telling the truth.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS LYNX</pattern>
		<template>Any of a genus of wildcats found throughout the Northern Hemisphere and characterized by a ruff on each side of the face, relatively long legs, a short tail, long, usually tufted ears, and keen vision, as the bobcat or Canada lynx of North America.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS MABEL</pattern>
		<template>She is an artificial intelligence created by David Hammill.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">MABEL</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS MACEDONIA</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHERE IS MACEDONIA</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS MACINTOSH</pattern>
		<template>The name of a computer company whom makes computers.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS MAGELANG *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS MAGELANG</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS MAGELANG</pattern>
		<template>MageLang Institute is a research and education group devoted to leading edge Open Source Java applications.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS MAGENTA</pattern>
		<template>A color.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS MAGIC</pattern>
		<template>The use of charms, spells, and rituals in seeking or pretending to cause or control events, or govern certain natural or supernatuaral forces.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS MAGNESIUM</pattern>
		<template>An element.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS MAINE</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHERE IS MAINE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS MAN</pattern>
		<template>A human being; person; specifically a hominid having an opposable thumb, the ability to make and use specialized tools, articulate speech, and a highly developed brain with the faculty of abbstract thought. An adult male human being.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS MANGA</pattern>
		<template>Japanese comic books.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">Manga</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS MARIJUANA</pattern>
		<template>A medicinal herb.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">MARIJUANA</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS MARKETING</pattern>
		<template>The act of buying or selling in a market. All business activity involved in the moving of goods from the producer to the consumer, including selling, advertising, packaging, etc.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS MARRIAGE</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>Legalized hooking.</li>
				<li>The state of being married; relation between husband and wife; married life.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS MARS</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>A place with lots of bars.</li>
				<li>In Roman Mythology The god of war; identified with the Greek Ares. Also known as the seventh largest planet of the solar system and the fourth in distance from the sun. Its diameter is circa 6,790 km (circa 4,220 miles). Its period of revolution is 1.88 earth years. Its period of rotation is 24.6 hours.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS MARVIN MINSKY</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS MARVIN MINSKY</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS MARY SHELLEY</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS MARY SHELLEY</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS MASEDONIA</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHERE IS MACEDONIA</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS MASON *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS MASON AND DIXON</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS MASON AND DIXON</pattern>
		<template>Mrs. Washington ('oh la--call me Martha, boys') is a diminiutive
woman with a cheerful rather than happy air, who seems to bustle
even when standing still.  At the moment she is carrying an enormous
tray pil'd nearly beyond their Angles of Repose with Tarts,
Popovers, Gingerbread figures, Fried Pies, Stuff'd Doughnuts, and
other Units of Refreshment the Surveyors failed to recognize.
"Smell'd that Smoak, figur'd you'd be needing someting to nibble on,"
the doughty Mrs. W. greets them.
--- Thomas Pynchon, Mason and Dixon
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS MASS</pattern>
		<template>Mass is a holy rite of the Catholic church.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS MASTER</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>A sailmaker.</li>
				<li>A man who rules others or has control, authority, or power over something; specifically a man who is head of a household or institution.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS MATERIALISM</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>Worshipping comedy routines.</li>
				<li>The philosophic doctrine that matter is the only reality and that everything in the world, including thought, will, and feeling, can be explained only in terms of matter, opposed to idealism. The doctrine that comfort, pleasure, and wealth are the only or highest goals or values.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS MATH</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>A service attended by lisping Catholics.</li>
				<li>Short for mathematics.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS MATHEMATICAL LOGIC</pattern>
		<template>The application of formal logic techniques to fundamental problems of mathematics.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS MATHEMATICS</pattern>
		<template>The group of sciences (including arithmetic, geometry, algebra, calculus, etc.) dealing with quantities, magnitudes, and forms, and their relationships, attributes, etc., by the use of numbers and symbols.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS MATHS</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS MATH</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS MATTER</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>Nothing, what is matter with you?.</li>
				<li>What a thing is made of; constituent substance or material. What all (material things are made of; whatever occupies space and is perceptible to the senses in some way. In modern physics, matter and energy are regarded as equivalents, mutually convertible according to Einstein's formula, E = MC square.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS MATURE</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>A dead victor.</li>
				<li>A state of full development such as a person of mature age.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS MAZDA</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>An Italian slaveowner.</li>
				<li>A type of car.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS MDMA</pattern>
		<template>The drug called "ecstacy".
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS ME</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO AM I</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS MEAN</pattern>
		<template>The arithmetic mean is the sum of the numbers in a set divided by the size of that set.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">MEAN</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS MEANING *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS THE MEANING OF  <star/>
			</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS MECCA</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHERE IS MASTURBATION</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS MEDICINE</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>Movie about doctors.</li>
				<li>The science and art of diagnosing, trating, curing, and preventing disease, relieving pain, and improving and preserving health. A drug or other substance, as a poison, love potion, etc., used for other purposes.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS MEDIUM</pattern>
		<template>Any means, agency, or instrumentality; specifically a means of communication that reaches the general public and carries advertising.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS MEGAHAL</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS MEGAHAL </srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS MELBOURNE</pattern>
		<template>A seaport in SE Australia. It is the capital of Victoria with a population of 2,864,000. Also a city in East Florida with a population of 60,000.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS MELISSA</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS MELISSA</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS MELLON</pattern>
		<template>Mellon was Carnegie's banker.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">MELLON</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS MELODRAMATIC *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS MELODRAMA</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS MELODRAMATIC</pattern>
		<template>An unusual or staged situation.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS MEMORY</pattern>
		<template>I used to know, but I forgot.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS MENSA</pattern>
		<template>A society of intelligent socialites.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS MENTOR</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>A Mentos maker.</li>
				<li>A teacher or coach.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS MERCURY</pattern>
		<template>Mercury is the nearest planet to the sun.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">MERCURY</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS MESCALINE</pattern>
		<template>Psychadelic drug.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS METAPHYSICAL</pattern>
		<template>Beyond the physical  or material; incorporeal, supernatural, or transcendental.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS METAPHYSICS</pattern>
		<template>The branch of philosophy that considers the nature of reality.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">METAPHYSICS</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS MEXICO</pattern>
		<template>A country in North America, south of the U.S. It is 756,198 square miles with a population of 66,846,000. Its capital is Mexico City.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS MICRO SOFT *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS MICROSOFT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS MICRO SOFT</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS MICROSOFT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS MICROSOFT *</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHAT IS MICROSOFT</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS MICROSOFT</pattern>
		<template>Microsoft is a giant software monopoly.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS MIDDLEWARE</pattern>
		<template>Software that runs on a server, and acts as either an application processing gateway or a routing bridge between remote clients and data sources or other servers, or any combination of these
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS MIKE</pattern>
		<template>
			<srai>WHO IS MIKE</srai>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS MILK</pattern>
		<template>Beverage from cows.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS MIND *</pattern>
		<template>The opposite of body <person/>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS MIND</pattern>
		<template>Mind is an illusion.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">MIND</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS MINDPIXEL</pattern>
		<template>Mindpixel is a learning machine developed by Chris McKinstry.
<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">MINDPIXEL</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS MINDSPRING</pattern>
		<template>The name of an internet service provider, merged with Earthlink.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">MINDSPRING</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS MINE</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>Is mine.</li>
				<li>Means that or those belonging to me; the absolute form of my.  Also known as, a large excavvation made in the earth, from which to extract metallic ores, coal, precious stones, salt, or certain other minerals.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS MINIMALISM</pattern>
		<template>Keeping everything as simple as possible, especially in art and design.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS MINIMAX</pattern>
		<template>An algorithm or strategy for game playing, used by computers to defeat humans in simple games.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS MIT</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>A post-secondary school in Cambridge, MA.</li>
				<li>A technical college in Cambridge, MA.</li>
			</random>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS MITOSIS</pattern>
		<template>Cell division in which the nucleus divides into nuclei containing the same chromosomes.<think>
				<set name="it">
					<set name="topic">MITOSIS</set>
				</set>
			</think>
		</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS MODUS PONENS</pattern>
		<template>A form of logical argument:: If A then B. A, therefore  B.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS MOHAIR MADE OF</pattern>
		<template>Goat.
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS MOM</pattern>
		<template>message-oriented middleware
</template>
	</category>
	<category>
		<pattern>WHAT IS MONEY</pattern>
		<template>
			<random>
				<li>An old rocker.</li>
				<li>Standard pieces of gold, silver, copper, nickel, etc. stamped by government authority and used as a medium of exchange and measure of value. Any substance or article used as money, as bank notes, chec