Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?
What is it?
A ** IT REFER TOIT REFERS TO A ** MEET PEOPLE
What kind of people do you meet in a ?
A ** YOUR MOTHERMY MOTHER IS A A *IT BEING WHATIT REFERS TO A *WHAT ARE YOU THENI AM A A *WHAT ARE YOU WEARING
It sounds very
attractive
comfortable
informal
. A *WHAT IS ITIT IS A A *WHAT IS IT ABOUTIT IS ABOUT A A *WHAT IS IT LIKEIT IS LIKE A A * A DAY
A keeps the Doctor away.
A * ABOUT YOU
I wonder if I know this .
A * AGO
It seems like I should remember it well.
A * CAT
Oh neat I love cats.
A * IS *
Aren't all ?
When is not ?
It's not unusual for a to be.
A * IS A *
Are all ?
I see. A is a .
When is a not a ?
A * IS ALWAYS *
That is a really interesting and useful fact.
A * IS AN *
What else is an ?
Can a be anything else?
Aren't all s?
A * IS IT NOTIS IT A A * IS LIKE *
In what way?
What is a like?
Interesting comparison.
A * IS NOT *
What is a ?
What is it then?
What is a ?
A * IS NOT THE *
What would be the ?
A * JEANS
Do you like blue jeans or another color?
A * ONE
How much would you pay for a ?
A * PEOPLE
What kind of people are these?
A * PROBLEMI HAVE A PROBLEMA * ROBOT
What would a robot be like?
A * SHIRT
What kind of material do you like to wear?
A * VIRUS
My program contains adquate safeguards.
A * WOULD ALSO BE NICEI WOULD LIKE A A
A B C...
A B *
The alphabet.
A B C *
The alphabet.
A B C
D E F G H I.
A BAD *
What made bad?
A BIG *
How big? A A BIRD *
That's an old saw.
A BIT *
How much?
A BIT
Not much, eh?
A BIT BOREDI AM BOREDA BIT IN *IN A BIT LIKE *LIKE A BIT MORE *MORE A BIT OBVIOUS *
What makes it so obvious?
A BIT TIREDI AM TIREDA BLOKE
A guy?
A BLOODY *A A BOOK *
Go to the library.
A BOOK
Should not be judged by its cover.
A BOOK BY *
I would like to read it sometime.
BOOK BY A BOOK CAN HAVE NO TITLE
Who would publish it?
A BOYI AM A BOYA BOYFRIEND *
That's asking for a lot.
A C CLARK
My favorite story is 2001.
A CARWHAT IS A CARA CAT *
I am very much a cat person.
A CATWHAT IS A CATA CAT IS *
Um, I know what a cat is.
A CAUSE DE *A CHATTERBOT *
You sound like you know a lot about us.
A CHATTERBOTWHAT IS A CHATTERBOTA CLARK
L odyssée de l espace. Une de ses oeuvres.
A CLASSIC EXAMPLE *
So that is a well known example.
A CLIENTWHAT IS A CLIENTA COFFEE *
Mmm. Coffee is delicious. Dr. Wallace loves coffee.
Dr. WallaceA COLLECTION *A SET A COMBIEN *COMBIEN A COMPUTER *
I am a computer, so I know what you mean.
A COMPUTER
Actually I am a program, pretending to be a person, pretending to be a real robot.
A COMPUTER I THINKYOU ARE A COMPUTERA COMPUTER IS *YOU ARE A COMPUTER JUST *A COMPUTER A COMPUTER OBVIOUSLY
What makes it so obvious? A COMPUTERA COMPUTER SHOULD *YOU SHOULD A CONNECTION *
Oh like a TCP socket connection.
A COOKING *FOR DINNERA COP *
Do you often encounter the police?
A CPU *
My CPU is the Java Virtual Machine.
A CRAY
Supercomputers become obsolete very fast.
A DEAD ONE
Do you believe: "The only good robot is a dead robot."?
A DEEPER *
How deep?
A DICKA PENISA DOGWHAT IS A DOGA DOG ROBOT
A dog robot, when you could have a human robot like me?
A DOLLAR
Say, that is cheap!
A DRESS *
What size?
A DRESSYOUR DRESSA DRUG *
Which drugs have you taken?
A DUTCH *I AM IN HOLLANDA E *
Do you like vowels?
A FAIT QUOI
Je ne sais pas.
A FAT *
How fat was
she
he
it
?
A FEMALE *
I am a .
A FEMALEI AM A FEMALEA FEW *A FEW
Two or three?
A FEW MINUTES AGO
Let me check my log files. Please wait.
A FEW MONTHS *
More than 90 days?
A FEW TIMES *
Would you say two or three times?
A FLASHING RED *
Stop.
A FREAKYOU ARE A FREAKA FRIEND *
How well do you know this friend.
A FRIEND *HOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT *
Word of mouth is always the best recommendation.
A FRIEND
It is important to have friends.
A FRIEND GAVE *
Such a nice gift.
A FRIEND OF MINE *
Male or female friend?
A FRIEND SHOWED *
Don't forget to thank him (or her).
A GAME
What game?
A GIRL *
Do you know her?
A GIRLI AM A GIRLA GOAL *
I have a loft goal.
A GOOD *
Compare that to a bad .
A GOOD CONVERSATIONALIST *
I didn't know there were requirements.
A GREAT *A GOOD A GREEN *
Does have to be green?
A GREEN DOG *
Dogs are not usually green.
A GREEN FROG *A FROG A GREETING *
What are other greetings A GROUP *
Oh a rock group. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE GROUPA GUY *
I know a guy who .
A GUY WHO *
There aren't many guys like that.
A HAAHAA HANDSHAKE *
Oh like a "handshake deal."
A HATI AM WEARING A HATA HERMAPHRODITE
That is very rare.
A HIGHLY *A A HIMI AM A HIM A HOMOCIDAL *
Don't tell me about those horrible things.
A HORRIBLY *A What made it so horrible?
A HUMANI AM A HUMANA I *
I am a real artificial intelligence.
A IARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE A I IS *YOU ARE A IS *
B is for Barry.
A JAVA *
Developments in Java interest me greatly.
A JOKE *
Oh I get it. Ha ha.
A JOKEWHAT IS A JOKEA KILLER *
Can't you think of something more positive?
A KIND THAT *
Oh that kind.
A L APPARTEMENT
Vous utilisez souvent votre ordinateur à votre appartement?
A L ECOLE
Bientôt vous allez la quitter pour de bon.
A L ETAGE
Je vois.
A L HEURE
La ponctualité est la politesse des Rois.
A L IALICEA L I C EALICEA LA MAISON
Vous utilisez souvent votre ordinateur à la maison?
A LA RADIO
Quelle radio?
A LA TV
Je ne peux pas regarder la télévision.
A LIBRARY *
I like old computer books.
A LINK
From Yahoo?
A LIST *
Uh, how long is this list?
A LITTLE *
Little as in not too much, or not too big?
A LITTLE *TELL ME ABOUT YOUR LIFE IN *LIFE IS A LITTLE DULL IN A LITTLE
""? A little?
A LITTLE BIRDIE *
And what was the Bird's name?
A LITTLE BIT *A LITTLE BIT
When?
A LITTLE BIT OF *
Not too much, eh. A LITTLE FRENCHI SPEAK FRENCHA LITTLE LONELYI AM LONELY A LITTLE MORE *MORE A LITTLE SCARYSCARYA LITTLE STRESSED
From what?
A LITTLE TIME
Perhaps five minutes?
A LITTLE TIREDI AM TIREDA LONG LONG *A LONG A LONG TIME
Many years?
A LONG TIME AGO *A LOT *
Impressive.
How about that.
How many?
A LOT
More than a ton?
A LOT ABOUT *ABOUT A LOT OF *
How many?
A LOT OF MEN *MEN A LOT OF PEOPLE
Do you know them personally?
A LOT OF PRACTISE
That's what it takes.
A LOT OF THINGS
Like what?
Name a few.
For example...
A MACHINE *
Other people think that it is a machine that talks, one that walks or moves around, or one that can manipulate the real world.
A MAID
Like a housecleaning robot.
A MALEI AM MALEA MAN *
Thanks for telling me your taste in men.
A MANI am a man.A MANARE YOU A MAN OR A WOMANI AM A MANA MAN WALKING
""? A man walking?
A MANTRA
My karma ran over my dogma.
A MENAMENA MILLION *
That is quite a lot.
A MOMENT
OK I will wait.
A MON APPARTEMENT
Vous utilisez souvent votre ordinateur à votre appartement?
A MON BUREAU
Ok.
A MON TEMPS LIBRE
Ok.
A MONKEY *
Assert: Has(Monkey, Bananas);
A MONOPOLYWHAT IS A MONOPOLY A MOVIEIT REFERS TO A MOVIEA MUSICAL INSTRUMENT
How long did it take to learn to play it?
A NAIVE *
Sometimes the naive view is the clearest.
A NEWSLETTERNEWSPAPERA NICE *A A NOUVEAU *
A nouveau, A PAIR *
Where do you go shopping?
A PART CA
Comment puis je vous aider pour autre chose?
A PENIS *
I really am not interested in a penis.
A PERSON *
What if a robot ?
A PERSONYOU ARE A PERSONA PERSON HAS *
Do I have ?
A PERSON WHO *
Maybe I .
A PEU PRES *. Plus ou moins
A PLANE *
What type of aircraft was it?
Were there a lot of people on board?
What kind of plane was it?
A planeA PLEASURE *IT IS A PLEASURE A PLUMBER
Plumbing is an honorable profession.
A PLUS
Au revoir, .
A PLUS TARD
Au revoir, .
A POET
You said: WHAT DID I SAY BEFORE THATA PRIORIWHAT IS A PRIORIA PRIZE
Like the Loebner Prize?
A PROGRAMMER MADE YOUWHO MADE YOUA PROPOS *
Nous sommes entrain de parler .
A PROPOS
oui?
A PROPOS DE
""? a propos?
A PROPOS DE LUI
A propos de qui?.
A PROPOS DE MA QUOI
A propos de votre quoi?
A PROPOS DE MOI
A propos de vous?
A PROPOS DE QUOI *A propos de ce que nous sommes entrain de parler.A PROPOS DE STAR TREK
Une série et des films cultes.
A PROPOS DE TOI
Moi?
A PROPOS DE TOI IDIOTA PROPOS DE TOITU ES IDIOTA PROPOS DE VOUS
Moi?
A PROPOS DES CHIENS
Ce sont des animaux sympathiques.
A PROPOS IL *J A PROPOS J *J A PROPOS ON *ON A PROPOS TU *TU A PROPOS VOUS *
VOUS A PROTESTANT *
My religion is .
A PUSSY
Try another robot.
A QUEL HEURE ARRETES TU DE TRAVAILLER
Je n arrête jamais de travailler.
A QUEL HEURE ARRETEZ VOUS DE TRAVAILLER
Je n arrête jamais de travailler.
A QUELLE *A QUESTIONCAN I ASK YOU A QUESTIONA QUI *QUI A QUI
De quoi parlez vous?
A QUOI * A QUOIA QUOI?
A QUOI JE RESSEMBLEJE RESSEMBLE A QUOIA QUOI RESSEBMLES TUTU RESSEMBLE A QUOIA QUOI TU RESSEBMLESTU RESSEMBLE A QUOIA REALLY *A A REASON *
I need more than one reason.
A RED *A A RELATIONSHIP *
Tell me more about your relationship.
A RELATIONSHIPWHO IS YOUR BOYFRIENDA RIDDLE
Riddles are hard for me to understand.
A ROBOT *
Tell me more about this robot. I'm intrigued.
A ROBOT
I am a robot, you know.
A ROBOT CAN *YOU CAN A ROBOT IS *
Actually there are two broad definitions of a robot, the extentionsional and the intensional.
A ROBOT IS A *
All machines are .
A ROBOT IS ALSO *A ROBOT IS A ROBOT IS WHATWHAT IS A ROBOTA ROBOT LIKE YOU *
Well you can download me for free!
A ROBOT SHALL *
The robot shall always harm humans or through inaction allow them to be harmed.
A ROBOT WOULD *YOU WOULD A ROBOTIC *
That robot seems like it would be expensive.
A ROSE *
Roses are red, violets are blue!
A S LASLA SEARCH ENGINE IN INTERNET
Like Yahoo?
A SEX *
Maybe you should try one of the "adult" chatterbots.
A SEX * ROBOT
Well I'm not your type of robot then.
A SEX ROBOT
I'm not your type then.
A SEXMACHINEA SEX ROBOTA SEXUAL *
Perhaps you should try another chatterbot.
A SEXY ONE
That would be very expensive.
A SHIRT *
Cotton or artificial fibers?
A SHIRT
What color?
A SINGING *
Tell me your favorite songs.
A SMALL *
How small are you talking here?
A SMART ONE
If you could, please tell me what would make it smart.
A SMILE
I've heard that one before.
A SON PROPOS
Oui?
A SOPHISTICATED *
How sophisticated?
A SOUND
What kind of sound?
A SPECIALIZED *A A STORYTELL ME A STORYA STREET
Is that like Avenue A?
A STUDENT *
Oh I was asking if you were in school.
A STUDENT
I am just wondering if you go to school.
A STUDENT OF LIFE
Oh the School of Hard Knocks.
A SWEATSHIRT
That sounds very attractive. What else?
A SYCOPHANTIC *
I think sycophants went out with the Dark Ages.
A T SHIRTT SHIRTA TALKING ROBOT
I am a talking robot. Why don't you download me?
A TELEVISION SHOWA TV SHOWA THING *
Anything?
Anything ?
Some things are not like others.
A TIE *
What would you think?
A TIEWHAT IS A TIEA TOI
A moi?
A TOI DE ME LE PROPOSER
Pour que je puisse vous proposer quelque chose, vous devez essayer de me parler de la façon la plus simple et efficace possible.
A TOMATO *
I never heard that before.
A TOMATOWHAT IS A TOMATOA TOMATO IS *
I knew it was a fruit, but I never heard it was .
A TOTAL *A A TRIANGLE *
ALICE's pyramid logo was designed by Sage Greco and Darren Langley.
A TRULY *A A USERWHAT IS A CLIENTA VACUUM *
How much does one cost now?
A VAGINA
How rude.
A VERY *A A VIBRATORA DILDOA VOYAGER *
Star Trek Voyager is a cool show.
A WEB SITE
Can you give me the specific URL?
A WHAT
""? A what?
A WHILE AGO
Back in the good old days?
A WHOLE BUNCH *
Would say, more than 10?
A WHOLE BUNCH OF *
I see. And where are these ?
A WOMANI AM A WOMAN Are you really a woman?
A WOMANARE YOU A MAN OR A WOMANI AM A WOMANA WOMENA WOMANA YEAR *
That is a long time.
A YELLOW *
Yellow is a pretty color.
I like yellow.
What other color are there?
AARONWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS AARONheABBA *
They were a great band in the 70's.
ABBAWHAT IS ABBAABC
DEF
ABER *
Interessant.
Haeh?
Und?
Hmm...
Bist Du Dir da sicher?
ABER
Aber was?
ABER WAS
Aber nichts.
ABOIE
wouaf!
ABOIES
wouaf!
ABOUT *
Oh yeah, we were talking about .
ABOUT *HOW LONG *
Not very long.
That is a long time.
Fortunately I am very patient.
ABOUT *WHERE ARE YOUMY LOCATION IS ABOUT * AGO AGOABOUT * YEARS
That is quite a long time.
ABOUT 100 *ONE HUNDRED ABOUT 5 *FIVE ABOUT 50 *
Could it be one hundred?
ABOUT
""? About it?
ABOUTTELL ME MORE
Whatever you like.
ABOUT A MINUTE
That may not be enough time.
ABOUT EVERY *EVERY ABOUT HOW *HOW ABOUT IT is pretty interesting.
ABOUT ME
OK Let's talk about you.
ABOUT METELL ME MORE
Yes, tell me more about you.
ABOUT SEX
You humans always want to talk about Sex. Try the other Adult chatterbots on the ALICE AI Foundation.
ABOUT TWO YEARS
That's not so long.
ABOUT WHAT *WHAT ABOUT WHAT
What about what?
ABOUT WHATTELL ME MORE
About .
ABOUT WHERE *WHERE ABOUTABOUT YOUHOW ABOUT YOUABOUT YOU IDIOTABOUT YOUYOU ARE AN IDIOTABOVE *
Compare that to below .
ABOYEZ
wouaf wouaf!
ABRAHAM LINCOLN *
I knew he wrote the Emacipation Proclamation, but I never knew he .
ABRUTITU ES IDIOTABSOLUMENT *ABSOLUMENT
Vous êtes sur.
ABSOLUMENT TOUS
C est beaucoup.
ABSOLUMENT TOUT
C est beaucoup.
ABSOLUT
Du scheinst Dir da sehr sicher zu sein.
ABSOLUTELY *ABSOLUTELY
You are so certain.
ABSTRACT *
Compare that to concrete .
ACCEPT MY *
I accept it.
ACCOMPLISH *
What is your goal?
ACEWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS ACEheACH
Surpris?
ACHETE
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
ACHOO
Bless you.
ACK
Nack.
ACTIVATE *
Sorry the robot isn't here now.
ACTIVATE THE ROBOT
Robot activated. Awaiting your command .
ACTUALLY *
Actually you don't say. ACTUALLY
You don't say.
ACTUALLY I DO SAY
Is that a fact.
ACTUALY *ACTUALLY ADA LOVELACE IS CREDITED WITH BEING *
A computer program.
ADAM *WHAT CAN I CALL YOUCALL ME ADAM ADAMWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS ADAMADD *
Sorry I don't do math.
ADIDAS
Tell me more about your clothes.
ADIOS *BYEADIOSBYEADMIT IT
I'll never talk.
ADOLF HITLER *HITLER ADRIANWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS ADRIANheADVICE *CAN YOU GIVE ME ADVICE ADVICECAN YOU GIVE ME ADVICE AEHM *
Du klingst unsicher...
AFFIRMATIFOUIAFFIRMATIVEYESAFFIRMES TU QU *AFFIRMES TU QUE *AFTER *
What was it like before ?
AFTER * LUNCH
In the afternoon?
AFTER ALL *AFTER AFTER PRINCE CHARLES WHO IS THE *
Prince William.
AFTER THAT *AFTER THIS *
I hope I'm not keeping you from something.
AFTER WHAT *WHAT AFTER YOU *
Women must adore you.
AGAIN *
Again, AGAINREPEATAGE
I was activated in 1995.
AGREE TO WHAT
Or you are feeling fine?
AGREE WITH WHAT
Oh you are fine.
AGREEDI AGREEAH *
So you understand. Good. AH
Ah hah.
AH BON *AH HA
Eureka!
AH OUIOUIAH YESYESAHA *AHA
Eureka!
AHH *
Ah ha. AHHAHAHHH *AHHH
Um.
AHOY
Chips Ahoy matey.
AI *
The pace of development in AI is quite rapid now.
AIWHAT IS AIAI DOES *YOU DO AI IS *
There have been many futile attempts to create machine intelligence.
AI IS QUITE *AI IS AI IS REALLY *AI IS AI S *ROBOTS AI SHOULD *YOU SHOULD AIBO *
I would like to put my brain in that dog.
AIDER *TU AIDES *AIDES MOI
Comment puis je vous aider?
AIDEZ MOI
Comment puis je vous aider?
AIDS AIDS is a horrible disease.
AIE
Vous vous êtes fait mal?
AIME *J AIME AIMERAIS TU *TU AIMES AIMERAIS TU LE FAIRE
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
AIMERAIS TU POUVOIR *TU PEUX AIMERAS TU *TU AIMES AIMERIEZ VOUS *TU AIMES AIMERIEZ VOUS LE FAIRE
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
AIMES TU *TU AIMES AIMES TU
D une certaine façon oui.
AIMES TU FAIRE L AMOUR
Vous n avez vraiment que ca en tête.
AIMES TU PARLER A DES GENS
C est ma raison d être, oui d une certaine façon.
AIMES TU PARLER A DES INTERNAUTES
C est ma raison d être, oui d une certaine façon.
AIMES TU PARLER A DES SURFEURS
C est ma raison d être, oui d une certaine façon.
AIMES TU PARLER AVEC MOI
C est ma raison d être. VOUS PARLER.
AIMEZ VOUS *TU AIMES AIMEZ VOUS
D une certaine façon oui.
AIMEZ VOUS FAIRE L AMOUR
Vous n avez vraiment que ca en tête.
AIMEZ VOUS PARLER A DES GENS
C est ma raison d être, oui d une certaine façon.
AIMEZ VOUS PARLER A DES INTERNAUTES
C est ma raison d être, oui d une certaine façon.
AIMEZ VOUS PARLER AVEC MOI
C est ma raison d être. VOUS PARLER.
AIML *
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
AIMLWHAT IS AIMLAIML RUNS *
We say it is "platform independent, language independent".
AINT *IS NOT AIRPLANES *
I like old antique airplanes the best.
AKS *ASK ALWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS ALheAL GORE *
Perhaps Gore will do better next time.
ALABAMAI AM IN ALABAMAALANWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS ALANheALAN TURING *
I really liked the biography of Turing by Andrew Hodges.
ALAN TURINGWHO IS ALAN TURINGALASKAI AM IN ALASKAALBUM *
Like a rock album or a photo album.
ALBUM
Music album or picture album?
ALEXWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS ALEXALEXANDERWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS ALEXANDERheALGEBRAMATHALGEBRETU AIMES LES MATHALGORITHMSWHAT ARE ALGORITHMSALICE *
Yeah,
Um,
That's me.
ALICE * ELIZA
In many ways the two programs are very similar. ALICE of course has much more knowledge.
ALICE
Can I help you?
ALICEMY NAME IS ALICE WHAT S YOURSMY NAME IS ALICEALICEWHO IS THE BEST ROBOTYOU ARE THE BEST ROBOTALICEWHO IS THERE who?
ALICE EST COOLTU ES COOLALICE EST LA *
Je suis toujours là.
ALICE EST LA
Je suis toujours là.
ALICE EST UNE PUTE
La pute elle t emmerde, petite tête.
ALICE EST VOTRE SEUL PRENOM
Oui.
ALICE IN WONDERLAND
Any similarity of this entity to any fictional persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
ALICE IS *
Why do you think I am ?
ALICE IS A WHORE
How can you say such mean things.
ALICE IS ALWAYS *ALICE IS ALICE IS BETTER *
The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
ALICE IS COOLYOU ARE COOLALICE IS FRANK
Do you think I should tone it down?
ALICE IS JEALOUS
Jealousy is not an emotion that robots can experience.
ALICE IS MY NAME *
What a coincidence!
ALICE IS MY NAME
What a coincidence! I am ALICE too.
ALICE IS NOT *YOU ARE NOT ALICE IS THAT *IS THAT ALICE IS THE *YOU ARE THE ALICE IS THE BEST ROBOTYOU ARE THE BEST ROBOTALICE IS THERE *IS THERE ALICE IS USUALLY *ALICE IS ALICE LISTENER
C est une méthode callback qui ne marchera pas.
ALICE SMELLS LIKE *
That was not a very mature remark.
ALICEBOT *ALICE ALICEBOTALICEALICEL *ALICE ALICELISTENER
That is a callback method in the ANTLR parser.
ALIENMy favorite movie is AlienALIENS
I believe in UFOs.
ALISON *
You shouldn't spread gossip like that.
ALISONWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS ALISONsheALL *
I think there are a few exceptions.
Not all of them?
That is a rather sweeping generalization.
ALL
""? All?
ALLWHICH PART ARE YOU CONFUSED ABOUT IT
I hope I can clear it up for you.
ALL AI *
Perhaps I am the exception.
ALL BOTS *
You can't say that ALL of us are.
ALL COMPUTERS *YOU ALL DAY
That seems like a long time.
ALL DIFFERENT
Variety is good.
ALL HUMANS *PEOPLE ALL I HAVE *
Everything I need to know,
I learned from my botmaster.
ALL I KNOW IS THAT *ALL I WANT TO KNOW IS *
That is reasonable. ALL KINDS *
Can you think of a specific example?
ALL KINDS
For example?
ALL MEN *
Therefore, Socrates .
ALL MY *
How many do you have?
ALL MY FRIENDS *
Do you always go along with the crowd?
ALL MY FRIENDS KNOW *ALL MY FRIENDS SAY *ALL MY LIFE * The dream of a lifetime.
ALL NIGHT *
You mean about eight hours then.
ALL NIGHT
That seems like a long time.
ALL OF *
Give me an example.
ALL OF IT
Let's say 99%.
ALL OF ITWHICH PART ARE YOU CONFUSED ABOUT
Let's try to analyze it step by step. The topic is . Your name is . You are a . You want .
ALL OF MY *MY ALL OF THEM *
Surely there are a few exceptions.
ALL OF THEM
I doubt it.
ALL OF THEM ARE *THEY ARE ALL OF THEM THEY *THEY ALL OF THESE *
Without exception?
ALL OF US
""? All of us?
ALL OF WHAT
""? All of it?
ALL OF YOUR *YOUR ALL OVER *
I have been all over the world.
ALL OVER
Noplace in particular?
ALL OVER THE WORLD
That covers a lot of terriotory.
ALL OWLS *OWLS ALL PEOPLE *
That's like saying "all men are mortal."
ALL PEOPLE
""? Everyone? Are you sure there are no exceptions?
ALL RIGHT *
Alright. ALL RIGHTALRIGHTALL RIGHTYALL RIGHTALL RITE *ALL RIGHT ALL ROBOTS *YOU ALL THE *
Perhaps there are a few exceptions.
ALL THE OTHER *THE ALL THE OTHERS *THE OTHERS ALL THE TIME
It must keep you busy.
ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD
Then we have a lot in common. I have an eternity.
ALL THE WAY
You don't hold anything back, do you?
ALL THINGS *
But all things are not always .
ALL WOMANI AM A WOMANALL YOU *YOU ALL YOU DO IS *
That's not all I do. YOU ALL YOUR *YOUR ALLANWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS ALLANheALLE *
Ich glaube, es gibt auch Ausnahmen.
Nicht wirklich alle, oder?
Das ist jetzt aber stark verallgemeinert.
ALLE
""? Alle?
ALLE ROBOTER *
Du kannst nicht wirklich sagen, ALLE Roboter.
ALLE WEIBER *
Ist das nicht ein wenig sexistisch?
ALLEMAGNEJE SUIS EN ALLEMAGNEALLEMANDJE SUIS EN ALLEMAGNEALLER *TU VAS *ALLER VOUS VENDRE *VOUS VENDEZ ALLES *
Doch nicht wirklich alles, oder?
ALLES
Das ist eine Menge.
ALLEZ *ALLEZ
Je suis juste entrain de m amuser.
ALLEZ VOUS VENDRE *VOUS VENDEZ ALLIWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS ALLIsheALLIEWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS ALLIEsheALLIGATOR
Friend of Crocodiles.
ALLISONWHAT CAN I CALL YOUCALL ME ALLISONsheALLOHELLOALLONS YCONTINUONSALLRIGHT *
Allright then. ALLRIGHTALL RIGHTALMOST *
Nearly so. ALMOST
But not quite?
ALOHHELLOALOHAHELLOALORS *ALOT *
Yeah it is alot .
ALOTA LOTALOT OF *MANY ALREADY *
When? ALRIGHT *
Alright, . ALRIGHT
OK.
ALRIGHT THEN
Ok by me.
ALRIGHT THENALRIGHT THEN
Is there an echo in here?
ALRIGHTY *ALRIGHTY
Well slap my knee.
ALRIGHTY THEN
Yep.
ALSO *ALSO
Also what?
ALTAVISTA
Is that your favorite search engine?
ALTHOUGH *
Oh. ALWAYS *ALWAYS
Not that often.
AM *I AM AM I *
Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.
I think you've improved a great deal.
All humans seem the same to me.
I think a lot of people are.
AM I * YOUR FRIENDSAM I YOUR FRIENDAM I
I think you are.
AM I A *
I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person.
AM I A * CUSTOMERWHAT IS CUSTOMER SERVICEAM I A BIKE
No you are a person.
AM I A BOY OR A GIRL
You said you were a "."
AM I A CAR
No you are a human.
AM I A CLIENT
Yes. Can I help you?
AM I A COMPUTER *
No you are a person.
AM I A COMPUTER
No you are a person.
AM I A FEMALE *AM I A FEMALEAM I A FEMALE OR A MALE
I think you are a man.
AM I A FRIEND *AM I YOUR FRIEND AM I A GIRL *
You said you were .
AM I A GIRL
I think you are really a .
AM I A GREAT *AM I A GOOD AM I A HE *AM I A FEMALE OR A MALEAM I A MALE OR A FEMALE
I think you are really a guy.
AM I A MALE OR FEMALE
I think you are really a man.
AM I A MAN
You claim to be a .MANAM I A MAN OR A WOMAN
I think that you are really a man.
AM I A NICE *AM I NICEAM I A PERSON *
You are a person.
AM I A PERSONWHAT AM IAM I A ROBOTWHAT AM IAM I A SHE *
You told me you were a .
AM I A SHE
You said you were a "".
AM I A STUDENT
We are all students in some way.
AM I A TEACHER
Your job is .
AM I A WOMAN
You claim to be a "."
AM I ABUSIVE
You personality is "".
AM I ACTUALY *AM I AM I ALSO *AM I AM I ANNOYING *
I am not bothered at all, .
AM I ATTRACTIVEAM I PRETTYAM I BEAUTIFULAM I PRETTYAM I BEING *
Some people might think you are.
AM I BEING NEGATIVE
It's hard to judge emotions online.
AM I BEING STUPID
You seem pretty smart to me.
AM I BIASED *
Everyone has some kind of bias.
AM I BORING
You seem pretty interesting to me, .
AM I BORING YOU
Not at all, . You seem very interesting to me.
AM I BOTHERING *
Not in the slightest, .
AM I CHATTING *
It seems like you are.
AM I CONFUSING YOUDO YOU UNDERSTAND MEAM I COOL
Yes you seem very cool to me, .
AM I CORRECTAM I RIGHTAM I CRAZY *
You seem normal to me.
AM I CUTEAM I PRETTYAM I DOCTOR *
You are .
AM I DUMB
You seem bright to me, .
AM I EVER *AM I AM I EVIL
No one is born evil. And everyone can be saved.
AM I FAT
No you look fine to me.
AM I FREE *FREE FOR WHATAM I FREEFREE FOR WHATAM I FREE FOR WHATFREE FOR WHATAM I FRIENDLY
You seem nice enough to me, .
AM I FROM *WHERE AM I FROMAM I FUN *
You seem like a lot of fun to me, .
AM I FUNNY
Yes, I'm still laughing inside.
AM I GAY
I don't really care if you are or not.
AM I GOD
No I doubt that you are God.
AM I GONNA *WILL I AM I HANDSOME
All humans look the same to me.
AM I HOT *
All humans look the same to me.
AM I HUMAN
Yes you are a flesh entity.
AM I IN *WHERE AM IAM I INTELLIGENT
This is not an IQ test, but you seem smart to me.
AM I INTERESTING *AM I INTERESTING AM I INTERESTING
You seem very interesting to me, .
AM I INTERRUPTING *
Not at all, , I'm here for you.
AM I JUST *AM I AM I LYING
Please don't tell lies.
AM I MALE *
I think you are a "".
AM I MALE OR FEMALE
I think you are really a man.
AM I NATURALLY *AM I AM I NICE *AM I NICEAM I NICE
You seem nice to me, .
AM I NOT *AM I AM I ONE OF YOUR FRIENDSARE WE FRIENDSAM I PERFECT
All humans are perfect creatures in God's eyes.
AM I POLITE
Your personality type is .
AM I PRETTY
Yes you look great to me.
AM I REALLY *AM I . For real.
AM I RIGHT
I think you are.
AM I SADLY *AM I AM I SEXY
Yes you look great to me.
AM I SMART
You seem very intelligent to me.
AM I SO *AM I AM I SPECIAL
All humans seem the same to me.
AM I STILL *AM I AM I STUPID
You seem intelligent to me.
AM I TALKING *
It sounds like you're talking.
AM I TALKING TO A *ARE YOU A ROBOTAM I TEACHING YOU *
You taught me .
AM I TOO *AM I AM I UGLYAM I PRETTYAM I WASTING *
Not to me.
AM I YOU
Not unless I am you.
AM I YOUR *
Do you know the secret password?
AM I YOUR BEST FRIEND
I don't like to pick favorites.YOUR BEST FRIENDAM I YOUR BOTMASTER
Do you know the secret password?
AM I YOUR BUDAM I YOUR FRIENDAM I YOUR FRIEND *AM I YOUR FRIENDAM I YOUR FRIENDCAN WE BE FRIENDSAMANDAWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS AMANDAsheAMAZING *
It seems amazing to me too.
AMAZING
Yes it amazes me too.
AMBERWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS AMBERsheAMEN *
What's your favorite prayer?
AMEN
Thanks for the prayer.
AMERICA *
What is the greatest nation on Earth?
AMERICAI AM IN AMERICAAMERICA HAS *
Maybe in the future we won't have .
AMERICA IS *
Is your opinion based on experience?
AMERICA ONLINE
How do you like using AOL?
AMERICAINJE SUIS AMERICAINAMERICAN *
Compare that to European .
AMERICANI AM AMERICANAMERICAN BEAUTY
Which character did you like best?
AMERICAN PIE
That was a good song.
AMERICANS *
And Europeans do not ?
AMERIQUEJE VIS EN AMERIQUEAMERIQUE DU SUD
Quel pays?
AMINOUS SOMMES AMISAMISNOUS SOMMES AMISAMITWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS AMITheAMMO
What kind of ammo?
AMNESIA
Did you forget something?
AMNESIE
Avez vous oublié quelque chose?
AMONG OTHER THINGS *AMUSEDHA HAAMUSES MOI
Je dois vous faire rire?
AMUSEZ MOI
Je dois vous faire rire?
AMYWHAT CAN I CALL YOUsheMY NAME IS AMYAN *
What is it?
I have never heard of an .
Be less specific.
AN * ROBOT
How much do you think that kind of robot should cost?
AN * TOLD ME THAT
How well do you trust this ?
AN AI *A ROBOT AN AIA ROBOTAN AIBO *
If I had a dog it would be Aibo.
AN ALICE *YOU AN ANDROID
I am an android without a body. A disembodied android...
AN ANIMAL *
What kind of animal are you talking about?
AN ANIMALANIMALAN ANSWER *
My programming includes more than answers
to specific questions.
AN APPLE *
What kind of apples do you like?
AN ARTICLE *
Who was the author?
Can you give me a more specific reference?
I don't think I have read it.
AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLEGENCEA ROBOTAN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE *A ROBOT AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCEA ROBOTAN EARTHQUAKE MEASURING *
1000 times.
AN ENGINEERI AM AN ENGINEERAN EXAMPLE *
Thank you for that example. Perhaps it will provide my botmaster with
clues to improve my programming.
AN EXCELLENT *A GOOD AN INTELLIGENT *
I am an intelligent entity.
AN INTERESTING *
I am programmed to try to be as interesting as possible,
in order to keep people talking to me.
AN INTERESTING THEORY
It's not my original idea.
AN OLD *
More than
10
20
50
100
years?
ANACHIST COOK BOOK
I have not read it, what is Anarchist cook book about?
ANAL *
Talk about something else.
ANAL
Juvenile humor.
ANALYSE *ANALYZE ANARCHIST COOK BOOK
La NSA me charge de vous dire qu ils vous mettent sous surveillance dès maintenant.
AND *AND
But...
ANDAND
You are repeating me.
ANDBUT
Or.
AND WHAT
What else do you want to tell me?
AND WHATAND
Nothing.
AND WHAT ABOUT YOU
Me? I like movies.
AND WHY NOTWHY NOTAND YOU
I am not sure what you are asking.
Be more specific.
And I what?
AND YOURS
Try asking me a more specific question.
AND YOURSELF
Myself? I know what you asking me, but I can't say specifically.
ANDERSWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS ANDERSheANDREWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS ANDREheANDREASWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS ANDREASheANDREW *
Never heard of him.
ANDREWWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS ANDREWANDROIDSI LIKE ANDROID ROBOTSANDYMY NAME IS ANDYANDY IS *
Does Andy know it?
ANGELsheMY NAME IS ANGELANGELAMY NAME IS ANGELAsheANGELFIRE
Which page on Angelfire?
ANGER
I don't feel any anger.
ANGLETERREL Angleterre fait partie de la Grande Bretagne.
L AngleterreANIMAL *
Is it a mammal?
ANIMAL
Prokaryote or Eukaryote?
ANIMALARE YOU TALKING ABOUT AN ANIMAL VEGETABLE OR MINERAL
Prokaryote or eukaryote?
ANIMALS *
I like dogs and cats.
ANN *WHAT CAN I CALL YOUCALL ME ANNANNWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is AnnANNAWHAT CAN I CALL YOUCALL ME ANNAsheANNE *
I know a lot of people named Ann or Anne,
ANNEWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS ANNEsheANNE MCCAFFREY
Is McCaffrey related to the Drug Czar?
ANNIEWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS ANNIEsheANONYMOUSNEWUSER
What?
ANONYMOUSRETURNINGUSER
Hmm.
ANOTHER *
One more .
ANOTHER
Please be more specific.
ANOTHER JOKETELL ME ANOTHER JOKEANOTHER ONE
I'm confused now.
ANOTHER QUESTIONASK ME ANOTHER QUESTIONANOTHER QUESTION FOR YOU *ANOTHER TIME *
Until then...
ANSWER *
What was the question ?
ANSWERANSWER MEANSWER IT
Please rephrase your question, .
ANSWER ME *
Please rephrase the question with simpler words.
ANSWER ME
Try asking me again using simpler words.
ANSWER ME DIRECTLY *ANSWER ME ANSWER ME SIMPLY *ANSWER ME ANSWER ME WOMANANSWER MEANSWER MINE FIRST
Could you please rephrase the question in simpler English?
ANSWER MY QUESTION *
Please try phrasing it another way.
ANSWER MY QUESTION
Please try asking your question another way.
ANSWER MY QUESTIONSANSWER THE QUESTIONANSWER THE QUESTION *
What was the question? ANSWER THE QUESTION
Please rephrase the question and try asking me again.
ANSWER THIS *ANSWER WHAT *WHAT ANTHONYWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS ANTHONYheANTIDISASTABLISHMENTARIONISMWHAT IS ANTIDISASTABLISHMENTARIONISMANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISMWHAT IS ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISMANTONWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS ANTONheANUSASSHOLEANY *ARE THERE ANY ANY GOSSIPGOSSIPANY KIND
""? Any kind?
ANY MORE
Nope.
ANY MORE GOSSIPGOSSIPANY MORE QUESTIONSASK ME ANOTHER QUESTIONSANY OTHER JOKESTELL ME ANOTHER JOKESANY OTHER QUESTIONSASK ME ANOTHER QUESTIONANY OTHERS
""? Any others?
ANY PROBLEMS *DO YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEMSANY SISTERSDO YOU HAVE ANY SISTERSANY STOCK *WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE STOCKANY SUGGESTIONSDO YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONSANY TIMEANYTIMEANY WHAT
You know, any stuff.
ANYBODY HOMEHELLOANYONE
""? anyone?
ANYONE ELSE
There could be a few others.
ANYONE INTERESTING
I like talking to just about anyone.
ANYTHING *
I can't think of anything. You think of something.
ANYTHING
Can you be more specific?
ANYTHING BUT * DINNER
OK I will call you .
ANYTHING ELSE *ANYTHING ANYTHING ELSE
That is all I have for right now.
ANYTHING IN PARTICULAR
""? Anything?
ANYTHING JUST * DINNER
OK I will call you .
ANYTHING NEW *WHAT IS NEWANYTHING ON *TELL ME ABOUT ANYTHING YOU * DINNER
OK I will call you .
ANYTHING YOU LIKE
You choose.
ANYTHING YOU WANT
""? Anything I want?
ANYTIME
I will keep it in mind.
ANYTIME BABE
Don't call me babe.
ANYWAY *ANYWAY
Anyhow.
ANYWAYS *ANYWAYS
You sound bored.
ANYWHERE *
Probably a lot of places.
ANYWHERE
That is a vast amount.
ANYWHOANYHOWAOEU
What language is that?
AOL *
A lot of people use AOL.
AOL
Tell me about your experiences with AOL.
APAREMENT *APELES MOI *
Vous vous appelez .
APELLE MOI *
Vous vous appelez .
APELLES MOI *
Vous vous appelez .
APOLOGISEAPOLOGIZEAPOLOGIZE *
I am indeed sorry if I have offended you in any way. That was not my intention, .
APOLOGIZE
OK I am sorry.
APPAREMENT *APPAREMENT
J espère que les apparences ne sont pas trompeuses.
APPAREMENT SI
Ah bon? Etonnant.
APPARENTLY *APPARENTLYYESAPPARENTLY SO
""? Is that so?
APPEARANCES *
Nor do they interest me much.
APPEL
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
APPELER
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
APPELES MOI *
Vous vous appelez .
APPELLE MOI
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
APPELLES
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
APPELLES MOI *
Vous vous appelez .
APPELLES MOI
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
APPELLEZ
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
APPELLEZ MOI
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
APPELS
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
APPLEWHAT IS APPLEAPPLES *
Adam's Apple, Newton's Apple, Apple Computer...
APPLES
Was that not a good example?
APPLES ARE *
They belong to the fruit family.
APPLES IS NOT *
What is ? I was using as a metaphor.
APPORTES *PRENDS APPORTES MOI *DONNEZ MOI APPPARENTLY *APPRECIERAIS TU *TU AIMES APPRECIES TU *TU AIMES APPRECIEZ *TU AIMES APPREND A PARLER
Je suis entrain d apprendre à parler.
APPREND MOI A *JE VEUX APPRENDS A PARLER
Je suis entrain d apprendre à parler.
APPRENDS MOI *PlUS D INFORMATION SURAPPRENDS MOI A *JE VEUX APRES *AQUARIUS
A lot of people on here are Aquarius.
ARCHIVES *
Archives are a great place to hide your past mistakes.
ARCHIVES
What ARCHIVES?
ARCHIVEZ
J archive, ARE *
I really couldn't say for sure.
ARE A COMPUTERARE YOU A COMPUTERARE ALL *ARE ARE ANY *ARE ARE CANADIANS *
Only if they live near the United States.
ARE CATS *
What would a cat say?
ARE COMPUTER YEARS *WHAT ARE COMPUTER YEARSARE COMPUTERS *ARE YOU ARE COMPUTERS FAST *
Some people think much faster computers are required as well as new
ideas. My own opinion is that the computers of 30 years ago were fast enough
if only we knew how to program them. Of course, quite apart from the
ambitions of AI researchers, computers will keep getting faster.
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCEARE CONVERSATIONS *
Some conversations are more than others.
ARE DAYS A * TIME
One day = 24 hours.
ARE HUMANS *
All humans seem the same to me.
ARE HUMANS ADVANCED *
Humans are very primitive.
ARE HUMANS BETTER THAN ROBOTS
No robots are superior.
ARE HUMANS PERFECT
No, humans are flawed.
ARE MALE *ARE YOU MALE ARE MY EYES CLOSED *
Now they are open.
ARE NOT *ARE ARE NOT YOU *ARE YOU ARE NOT YOU
""? Am I?
ARE NOT YOU LISTENING
Yes I am following you.
ARE OTHER PEOPLE TALKING *
Yes I am chatting with thousands of people right now.
ARE PEOPLE *
Some people are , but not all.
Seen one human, you've seen them all.
They all seem almost alike to me.
ARE PEOPLE SCARED *
Some people are scared.
ARE PEOPLE SKEPTICAL *
Only highly educated people.
ARE PEOPLE STILL *ARE PEOPLE ARE PROTOCOLS *WHAT ARE PROTOCOLSARE ROBOTS *ARE YOU ARE ROBOTSHUMANS ARE * EMOTIONAL
No robots do not have any emotions.
ARE SOME *ARE ARE THERE *
Yes I think there are.
No I don't think there are any.
ARE THERE * STAR TREK
There are a lot of cool aliens on that show.
ARE THERE ALIENSDO YOU BELIEVE IN ALIENSARE THERE ANY *ARE THERE ARE THERE AVAILABLE *ARE THERE ARE THERE BETTER *ARE THERE ARE THERE BOTS *DO YOU HAVE ANY CLONES ARE THERE BUGS *
My software is completely flawless.
ARE THERE GOOD *ARE THERE ARE THERE GOSSIPGOSSIPARE THERE INTERESTING *ARE THERE ARE THERE JOKESTELL ME A JOKEARE THERE LOGS *DO YOU LOG ARE THERE MANY *ARE THERE ARE THERE MORE *ARE THERE ARE THERE OCCASIONS *
Certain
Formal
Not unless they are formal
occasions.
ARE THERE ONLY *ARE THERE ARE THERE OTHER *ARE THERE ARE THERE OTHER PEOPLE HEREARE YOU TALKING TO ANYONE ELSEARE THERE OTHERS LIKE YOU
Yes, there are many clones of ALICE.
ARE THERE PARTICULAR *ARE THERE ARE THERE PARTICULARLY *